Happy Noodle Boy plays croquet.
Happy Noodle Boy was walking around, being noodly one fine day. "AAArrggh!!! Beatrice! You unplugged the electric beef? God, I can smell those starfish. I have one up my ass!! Macy Gray!!" Suddenly, he came across some people playing a rousing game of croquet. All he wanted was to join in, so he ran screaming at them. With his eyes scrunchy, he began flailing his arms. "Jehovas witness my unfurling nasal hair!! Don't you hear it? My wiggly tapeworm is calling me in for dinner!! Fuck I forgot to put the lottery on!!!! Skin my lizard!!" The people playing croquet were alarmed, and ran off. "What in god's name is wrong with you?" shouted some guy who was passing by. "HISSSS!!! Some people prefer marmalade! So why do you insist on paying? I roll in the dirt and all you can do is give me one measly fritter? God damn my armpit is burning. That's the last time I shop at K-Mart! SMALLPOX!!" The passing guy pulled out his gun. 'BANG' it went. Noodle Boy's head went all bloopy. The end.
Happy Noodle Boy was walking around, being noodly one fine day. "AAArrggh!!! Beatrice! You unplugged the electric beef? God, I can smell those starfish. I have one up my ass!! Macy Gray!!" Suddenly, he came across some people playing a rousing game of croquet. All he wanted was to join in, so he ran screaming at them. With his eyes scrunchy, he began flailing his arms. "Jehovas witness my unfurling nasal hair!! Don't you hear it? My wiggly tapeworm is calling me in for dinner!! Fuck I forgot to put the lottery on!!!! Skin my lizard!!" The people playing croquet were alarmed, and ran off. "What in god's name is wrong with you?" shouted some guy who was passing by. "HISSSS!!! Some people prefer marmalade! So why do you insist on paying? I roll in the dirt and all you can do is give me one measly fritter? God damn my armpit is burning. That's the last time I shop at K-Mart! SMALLPOX!!" The passing guy pulled out his gun. 'BANG' it went. Noodle Boy's head went all bloopy. The end.