Don't Call Me Koshy!

Author: Tensaispira

Disclaimer: Refer to the 1st chapter.

' ' are character thoughts while " " (duh)

sLL : Yeah! Koshino is cute! Who's the girl? Heheh. Read to find out.

Hanabi Reeza : Make it yaoi? *gulps* Gomen! I can't write yaoi..

Maemi : Yupo! 2nd fic. Hehhe. Oh yes..Sendoh's one heck of a friend. ^.^ Nyahahha!

Lambie : Yeah! Sendoh's bad ne! Ya know something? My spell check insists on calling Sendoh, 'Sandhog'

Chidero : Thankies! Here you go.

Silhouette Panther : Thank you, thank you. ^ ^ I want Popsicles.. T_T when will you be re-posting it up?

Unchained : Too short? Ooo..Thank you, thank you.

Shari : You love Koshino? Nyahahaha! Perhaps I should pair Koshy with you ne. ^.^ On the other hand.. Maybe not. Bwehehehe!

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As Koshino peered at the title of the book, three shrill rings rang through the air. The girl gave a start and dropped the book. Koshino muttered an apology and reached for his cell phone. Reading the text message, the blood started to drain from his face.

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Koshy-kun! Where are you? We're all looking for you!

Time : 21:34

Number: ? ± % ° ··.¸.·´¯ ¿ $ ¦ ¤

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Koshino's head snapped up and he heard voices floating down to the garden. Quickly, he changed his phone settings to vibration mode.

' How did they get my number! '

The girl looked at Koshino's face and gave an unexpected smile.

" Being targeted perhaps Koshino-san? "

Koshino glared at her.

" I don't suppose you've ever been pursued before in that case. "

The girl's smile widened a little as she shook her head.

" I have to go Koshino-san. "

she said as she stood up. Bowing, she smiled and turned not towards the stairs but went deeper into the garden.

' Well, looks like I have to get back to the..dinner '

Koshino thought, wincing.

*****

Koshino tiredly opened the door and switched on the lights. Immediately, light flooded the whole room and reflected on the pure white walls. Koshino walked on the soft grey carpeting over to his windows with slim silver Venetian blinds and looked out.

Next to the window was a long sofa in black glove leather with soft black polished pillows. On the far right of the room, a gargantuan slab of heavy glass sat on a base of polished grey steel and served as a desk. Koshino then walked over to a tall steel and glass étagéres filled with books and took out a book. He flopped on his bed with black Dalmatian prints on the headboard and reached for the silver cordless phone on a coffee table with a wire glass top on a steel base.

He speed dialled a number and waited for Sendoh to pick up.

" Hiro-kun? How was it? What was served for dinner? "

Sendoh asked the minute he picked up.

Koshino sweatdropped.

" How did you know it was me? "

" Well, who else would be calling to complain and lecture at this ungodly hour. "

Sendoh said matter of factly.

Koshino was too tired to argue or say anything cutting.

" It was all very French. Noisettes d'agneau édouard, mangetout peas and braised asparagus, Crepes joyeuses Sophie. And of course, oysters. "

Sendoh pulled a face.

" Yuck. And the 'young ladies'? "

" The usual. But there was a new girl I've never seen before. "

" Not part of the group? "

Sendoh asked interested.

Koshino shrugged and realised Sendoh couldn't see his shrug.

" Don't know. Don't think so. But then again, they're all about the same aren't they. "

Sendoh burst out into laughter.

" I take it she isn't pretty? "

" Shaddup. I'm not you. "

" Aw..Come on. Tell me about this so mysterious girl. "

Sendoh cajoled.

" I didn't get to look at her face properly, but.she has excellent bone structure. Except for the fact that she was reading a book, she was pretty much like the usual girls. She has a rather low voice too."

" A low voice? Throaty whipped cream? Rather sexy was it? She was wearing pearls? So let's call her Pearl. And, was Pearl's 'assets' real? "

Sendoh asked muffling a laugh.

" Her 'assets'?! Sendoh! Are you getting hentai here! "

Koshino demanded.

" Oh, no. Whatever made you think that way Koshy-kun dear? "

Sendoh burst out laughing.

" Shaddup Sendoh. Just, shut up. "

Koshino then continued after a moment's pause.

" To your question about her assets, I don't know whether they were real or not. "

" But you should know! I mean, after all the time I spent coaching you how to spot fake breasts, oops.."

Koshino grinded his teeth.

" The idea to look at her chest did not occur to me at all. "

" Not in the least? "

" Well, once, but, that's beside the point. "

" So what was it? God given, silicon push up bra or, "

Sendoh paused dramatically.

" The ever so popular never failing corset? "

" You are an incurable pervert do you know that Sendoh Akira. "

" Thank you, thank you. "

" Oh. Did I mention that somehow or other, Ishida managed to get my cell phone number. "

*****

'Pearl' yawned and stretched as she walked out of the connecting bathroom.

The pale coral walls and the peach satin bed covers seemed to invite her to rest.

She stood in the middle of the room and looked around. There was an entranceway, and a small anteroom. The floor of the anteroom changed from light rose pink ceramic tiles to black and white marble, chess style. White roses in midnight blue Waterford crystal and silk shaded lamps with long cream satin drapes completed the room, setting a very warm and cosy atmosphere.

Briskly rubbing her hair dry, she sat down at the dressing table and put the towel down. Instead of long flowing hair, she now had short straight hair with a long fringe and brown highlights. She glanced at the hair extension she careless placed on the romantic chintz sofa. Looking back at her reflection, she lifted a lock of brown highlighted hair and grimaced.

' The chlorine really does wonders '

She mused absentmindedly.

Thinking of something one of the girls at the dinner had said, she laughed.

" You're so lucky to be a swimmer! I heard that chlorine is really good for hair! "

When she asked the girl where she heard that from, she received a straight answer.

" From a magazine. "

Walking over to the bed, 'Pearl' picked up her book from the bedside table,

switched on her bedside lamp and turned off all the rest of the lights.

*****

Short wasn't it? Nyhahaha! -_- I dunno..were their rooms too..extreme perhaps?

'Bout the part where chlorine is supposedly good for your hair, well, a girl did tell me that once and yes. She did read it from a magazine. Which magazine I don't know. *shrugs*

I'm stuck..I don't know what to write about 'Pearl'..

Uh..I hope Sendoh wasn't too hentai? * catches lemons thrown at her * I do hope no one I know reads this..other wise I'll get murdered for all the talk about silicone bras and the most important! Corsets. But seriously, from what I've heard (and seen) there's nothing better than a good old-fashioned corset. Its painful, but va va voom! You get the 35, 24, 35 size you want. Or, something like that. *Shrugs* I haven't tried one yet but it seems to work on some people I know.. *whistles innocently* Okay! I'm going to eat some nice lemons and drink lemon juice! Nyahaha!