*Author's Notes* I do not own Rurouni Kenshin (I wish!) Waah! I haven't updated anything! I'm such a horrible writer!

Kyoko: You said it. You're so mean to make fun of Yahiko! Its not his fault he's going through puberty fast.

TenkenChick: You had to just come in, didn't you?

Kyoko: Oh, I'm not annoying, I just got the stupid genes from you. *starts drinks the last can of Pepsi*

TenkenChick: 'Stupid Genes'? That is so lam-WHAT! *notices the 'last can of Pepsi'*

Kyoko, give me the Pepsi, and no one gets hurt.

Kyoko: *recognizes Tenken's agony* ::in a playful voice:: Why should I? It's just gonna go down my throat, ne?

TenkenChick: *fuming* I'LL STUFF MY FRICKEN FIST DOWN YOUR THROAT!!

*Kyoko goes into a feeble position*

TenkenChick: *Sinisterly smiling with the song 'Get Free by The Vines' playing in the background* hehehe, I know what I'll do to torture you. I'll make a romance fic about you and….hmmm, who is so ugly, Kyoko won't survive….hmmmm.

Kyoko: Have mercy, Evil Creator!

TenkenChick:….Amakasu Shougo!

Shougo: YIPEE!

Kyoko: WAAH! I'M GOING TO THE OTHERS!!

TenkenChick: Uh, oh. That's not good.

'The Others': TENKENCHICK! YOU MADE KYOKO CRY! PREPARE TO FEEL OUR WRATH!!

TenkenChick: *Banging her head on the wall* why did I make them so violent?

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"Kaoru, do you really have to do this?" Yahiko groaned.

"Why not?" Kaoru said enthusiastically. "It could be fun putting make up on a boy."

"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m" Yahiko stuttered.

"Huh?"

"….m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m"

"What?"

"m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m"

Kaoru gritted her teeth hard. "SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!"

"MAKE-UP!" Yahiko finally screamed.

Kaoru threw her long black hair over her shoulders and sighed.

"It won't make that zit disappear," Kaoru said "but it'll make it look smaller, now come on!"

Kaoru grabbed Yahiko by the collar as she dragged him on the dojo floor all the way to her room. She took out a dusty old box from the corner. It was dusty and full of cobwebs. Once Yahiko saw it, he made the most disgusted face. Yuck! I can't believe she's gonna put that crap on my face! She should put it on her's. It'll blend in with her ugliness.

"Okay," Kaoru said relieved "The make-up session starts now! We'll start with this powder."

The powder sponge felt squishy and slimy on his face. It smelled like crap, too. When Kaoru was done, the pimple was still there.

"Hmmm," Kaoru thought a bit, and started again. "A little blush…..maybe some lipstick….eyeshadow! He needs eyeshadow…..more powder, and done!"

Kaoru handed Yahiko a mirror so he could see the mess she created on his own face. When he saw it, he felt like screaming like a sissy little six-year-old.

"What the %*#! did you do to my face!?!"

TenkenChick: Hey! No Cursing! *slaps Yahiko* Okay! Don't mind me. Just teaching a potty mouth a lesson. Okay, ACTION! *leaves the set*

"At least you can't see the zit!" Kaoru said under her gritting teeth.

"How could you see anything under this poor excuse for a face!?"

Yahiko ran, to the well to wash his face. There, was where his next opponent was, Sanosuke Sagara.

"Hey Rhino Head!" Sano said playfully. "Did you grow any other horns lately?"

Sano laughed his head off while Yahiko was left only grunting at his annoying 'pal'.

"What's your problem Roosterhead?" Yahiko replied.

"Don't take it so seriously, runt!" Sano scolded. "I have the perfect remedy for your zit mishap."

"What are you talking about?" Yahiko asked in confusion. "I've never seen you with a zit."

"That's why you should try what I do." Sano replied as he lifted down his red band off his head. There, lay a whole galaxy of zits. I'm not kidding about the 'galaxy' thing. Sano even made his own constellations from them. Sano started to point them out.

"That one is called Kaoru." he said. "As you can see, its not very pretty, is it?"

Scared and disgusted, Yahiko did what he did best, run. But there were still more. What you just witnessed, was only the beginning of his suffering. Pretty soon he will be surrounded by blood thirsty peo-

Yahiko: Could you cut it out! This fic is the scariest one I've ever been in. You don't know what its like living with a bunch of homicidal maniacs. *starts to cry*

TenkenChick: Okay, that's the end of this chapter. On to the Ending Notes!

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TenkenChick: I would like to give credit to SpongeBob SquareSpants who gave me the idea of the stuttering scene. I hope you liked it!

Yahiko: I didn't. *in a wheelchair and a cast* Those scenes hurt.

TenkenChick: But they didn't do anything to you!

Yahiko: I know, you did. All I did was say one tiny curse, then you had to have me beaten! I'm calling my lawyer!

TenkenChick: Don't do that! I need you for the next chapter! Uh…I'll…let set you up on a date with on of the others.

Yahiko: The Others?

TenkenChick: One of my original characters.

Yahiko: Oooh, I like this. Hmmm, can I choose?

TenkenChick: Yeah, whatever.

All the Original Characters: Uh, Oh *hiding behind something*

TenkenChick: Oh well, that's it for this chapter! Please Please Please Review! Until nextime! Ja 'ne!