Hallo! It's...da...MEEFER here! Just have a rather long section that takes up the first chapter explaining mehself so none of yous bitch to me about anything.
Okay. Now I'm pretty sure that the majority of you readers have seen the movie, 'Pocahontas' by Disney. Well, I saw it when I was a lot younger, and let me tell you...I was very disappointed! I mean, when you're like nine years old, every cartoon-movie is supposed to have happy endings and all that blah blah shit. But, at the ending of the movie, John Smith gets shot and is sent back to Europe! Although it really DID happen in all actuality you mean to tell me that Disney couldn't use their 'magic' and turn it into a cute sappy love story? I mean, they DID have a fooking talking fish in Ariel- The Little Mermaid and talking mice in Cinderella...
See? Here's a PERFECT example of Disney using their onscreen 'magic':
In EVERY other scene in the movie, people were singing. Aside from being TOTALLY ANNOYING, I somehow doubt that any of those losers sang about trees and rivers!!!!
Now you might be asking yourself, 'Why is Trisha talking about Pocahontas?' Well, I'm going to tell you. I took it upon myself to remake the story into a fan-fic, featuring some of your favorite anime characters from Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, and Dragonball Z! That way, the story goes according to my 'matured' sense of humor (in other words, kinky/nasty/hilarious), and ends the way I want it to!
Also...in my story, there are a few lemon-scenes. They are pretty graphic and aren't meant for the virgin-minded. If you don't like them, than skip over it. No one is forcing you to read them, so I don't want to hear any of you run your mouth at me because you didn't like how a certain person is sleeping with everyone, and so forth.
Now, for the few readers who have been living under a rock and have never seen Pocahontas, and for those of you who just plain forgot, I'll fill you in on all the characters. Oh, and even for those of you who think you remember, you should still read it.
1.) Thomas- Really cute redhead with that English accent. He's one of John Smith's friends. Also the one who's thrown from the boat during the storm. Also the guy who shoots Kocuom(see below for his description.) He has a minor role in the Pocahontas movie.
2.) John Smith- Faggot white-boy with the blonde mullet-cut hair. Also the main character and Pocahontas' love interest.
3.) Pocahontas- Main character; John Smith's love interest.
4.) Nakoma- Pocahontas' best friend. She's the one with the box-cut bangs and short hair.
5.) John Ratcliffe- Psychopathic governor of Jamestown who's obsessed about finding gold in the, 'New World'. Wants to kill all of the Indians, or, 'Savages' as he put it.
6.) Kocuom-The Indian-guy who wants to marry Pocahontas.
7.) Chief Powhaten- Chief of one of the many Indian clan. Also Pocahontas' father.
8.)Kekata- Medicine man, who can see the future if he looks into smoke.
9.) Lon- Red-haired guy with the red beard. one of John's friends.
10.) Ben- Black-haired guy who's John's friend too.
11.) Grandmother Willow- Talking Willow tree who gives Pocahontas advice on making decisions.
12.) Meeko and Flit- Pocahontas' pet raccoon and bird. Meeko is greedy, takes stuff from people all the time. Flit is an annoying hummingbird that doesn't like people that she doesn't know.
13.)Wiggins- Ratcliffe's enthusiastic and ever-cheerful servant. Ratcliffe bitches him up a lot.
Here's a list of which anime characters are portraying which character from the movie:
Thomas-------Vegita (Dragon Ball Z)
John Smith-------Quatre (Gundam Wing)
Pocahontas-------Usagi (Sailor Moon)
Nakoma-------Ami (Sailor Moon)
John Ratcliff-------Duo (Gundam Wing)
Kocuom-------Trowa (Gundam Wing)
Chief Powhaten-------Krillin (Dragonball Z)
Kekata-------Heero (Gundum Wing)
Lon-------Yamucha (Dragonball Z)
Ben-------Gokou (Dragonball Z)
Meeko-------Luna (Sailor Moon)
Wiggins-------Rashid (Gundam Wing)
Grandmother Willow-------??????
(Yes, I realize, I didn't say who was going to portray Grandmother Willow. I did that on purpose because no anime character is going to portray her. You're just gonna have to wait and see.)
All you Wufei luvers, DON'T WORRY!! He's in my story too, just not portraying any real character from Pocahontas.
Keep in mind that the anime characters portraying them still look the same (ex: if you read about Pocahontas, she looks like Usagi in Indian clothes, not like that ugly, black haired thing from Disney). Only exception is Luna; think of her as this big, black, panther-racoon thing ^_^. Oh, yeah, just so you know: FEW ANIME CHARACTERS HAVE THEIR EXACT PERSONALITIES AS THEY DO IN THE SERIES...I'm gonna call this my fair warning to you all.
You'll remember what anime character I'm talking about while you're reading because I'm incorporating their names with the ones from the movie. (Ex: Pocahontas is now Usahontas.)
I think my concept for the story is sheer genius! All of you can KISS MY ASS if you don't like it. Like I've said before, if at any time while reading, you become offended or find that parts of the story that you don't agree with, STOP READING!!!!!! That's all imma say 'bout that ^_^
Read and review please please please ^_^
-Meefer
PS: Thomas wasn't one of the major people in the movie, but I LOVE his accent and whoever drew him made him really hot, so:
a.) he's gonna be a major/main character in MY story.
b.) Vegita's portraying him because I luv Vegita and I write this story with him being the coolest in it!
PPS: Keep in mind while you're reading: Every character that originates from England has an accent (So Quatre, Vegita, Yamucha, Gokou, etc. all have accents) as do any other character, depending on what part of the world they're from.
Okay. Now I'm pretty sure that the majority of you readers have seen the movie, 'Pocahontas' by Disney. Well, I saw it when I was a lot younger, and let me tell you...I was very disappointed! I mean, when you're like nine years old, every cartoon-movie is supposed to have happy endings and all that blah blah shit. But, at the ending of the movie, John Smith gets shot and is sent back to Europe! Although it really DID happen in all actuality you mean to tell me that Disney couldn't use their 'magic' and turn it into a cute sappy love story? I mean, they DID have a fooking talking fish in Ariel- The Little Mermaid and talking mice in Cinderella...
See? Here's a PERFECT example of Disney using their onscreen 'magic':
In EVERY other scene in the movie, people were singing. Aside from being TOTALLY ANNOYING, I somehow doubt that any of those losers sang about trees and rivers!!!!
Now you might be asking yourself, 'Why is Trisha talking about Pocahontas?' Well, I'm going to tell you. I took it upon myself to remake the story into a fan-fic, featuring some of your favorite anime characters from Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, and Dragonball Z! That way, the story goes according to my 'matured' sense of humor (in other words, kinky/nasty/hilarious), and ends the way I want it to!
Also...in my story, there are a few lemon-scenes. They are pretty graphic and aren't meant for the virgin-minded. If you don't like them, than skip over it. No one is forcing you to read them, so I don't want to hear any of you run your mouth at me because you didn't like how a certain person is sleeping with everyone, and so forth.
Now, for the few readers who have been living under a rock and have never seen Pocahontas, and for those of you who just plain forgot, I'll fill you in on all the characters. Oh, and even for those of you who think you remember, you should still read it.
1.) Thomas- Really cute redhead with that English accent. He's one of John Smith's friends. Also the one who's thrown from the boat during the storm. Also the guy who shoots Kocuom(see below for his description.) He has a minor role in the Pocahontas movie.
2.) John Smith- Faggot white-boy with the blonde mullet-cut hair. Also the main character and Pocahontas' love interest.
3.) Pocahontas- Main character; John Smith's love interest.
4.) Nakoma- Pocahontas' best friend. She's the one with the box-cut bangs and short hair.
5.) John Ratcliffe- Psychopathic governor of Jamestown who's obsessed about finding gold in the, 'New World'. Wants to kill all of the Indians, or, 'Savages' as he put it.
6.) Kocuom-The Indian-guy who wants to marry Pocahontas.
7.) Chief Powhaten- Chief of one of the many Indian clan. Also Pocahontas' father.
8.)Kekata- Medicine man, who can see the future if he looks into smoke.
9.) Lon- Red-haired guy with the red beard. one of John's friends.
10.) Ben- Black-haired guy who's John's friend too.
11.) Grandmother Willow- Talking Willow tree who gives Pocahontas advice on making decisions.
12.) Meeko and Flit- Pocahontas' pet raccoon and bird. Meeko is greedy, takes stuff from people all the time. Flit is an annoying hummingbird that doesn't like people that she doesn't know.
13.)Wiggins- Ratcliffe's enthusiastic and ever-cheerful servant. Ratcliffe bitches him up a lot.
Here's a list of which anime characters are portraying which character from the movie:
Thomas-------Vegita (Dragon Ball Z)
John Smith-------Quatre (Gundam Wing)
Pocahontas-------Usagi (Sailor Moon)
Nakoma-------Ami (Sailor Moon)
John Ratcliff-------Duo (Gundam Wing)
Kocuom-------Trowa (Gundam Wing)
Chief Powhaten-------Krillin (Dragonball Z)
Kekata-------Heero (Gundum Wing)
Lon-------Yamucha (Dragonball Z)
Ben-------Gokou (Dragonball Z)
Meeko-------Luna (Sailor Moon)
Wiggins-------Rashid (Gundam Wing)
Grandmother Willow-------??????
(Yes, I realize, I didn't say who was going to portray Grandmother Willow. I did that on purpose because no anime character is going to portray her. You're just gonna have to wait and see.)
All you Wufei luvers, DON'T WORRY!! He's in my story too, just not portraying any real character from Pocahontas.
Keep in mind that the anime characters portraying them still look the same (ex: if you read about Pocahontas, she looks like Usagi in Indian clothes, not like that ugly, black haired thing from Disney). Only exception is Luna; think of her as this big, black, panther-racoon thing ^_^. Oh, yeah, just so you know: FEW ANIME CHARACTERS HAVE THEIR EXACT PERSONALITIES AS THEY DO IN THE SERIES...I'm gonna call this my fair warning to you all.
You'll remember what anime character I'm talking about while you're reading because I'm incorporating their names with the ones from the movie. (Ex: Pocahontas is now Usahontas.)
I think my concept for the story is sheer genius! All of you can KISS MY ASS if you don't like it. Like I've said before, if at any time while reading, you become offended or find that parts of the story that you don't agree with, STOP READING!!!!!! That's all imma say 'bout that ^_^
Read and review please please please ^_^
-Meefer
PS: Thomas wasn't one of the major people in the movie, but I LOVE his accent and whoever drew him made him really hot, so:
a.) he's gonna be a major/main character in MY story.
b.) Vegita's portraying him because I luv Vegita and I write this story with him being the coolest in it!
PPS: Keep in mind while you're reading: Every character that originates from England has an accent (So Quatre, Vegita, Yamucha, Gokou, etc. all have accents) as do any other character, depending on what part of the world they're from.