A/N I own nata! No, wait! Nevermind, I thought I might own something but I was wrong. I misread
it. Read Cinderella: Tortallan Style for my humor. Also, read Ask Alanna and Ask Neal, a lot more
humor!
Survivor of the Strongest Tortallan
Me: Welcome back to Survivor of the Strongest Tortallan. I thought maybe instead of building the
villages we could talk about the rules which I made up just 10 minutes ago.
Roger: *hysterical* WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! There are.......rules??
Me: Yes, there has to be. There are always rules.
Jonathan: *laughing at Roger*
Roger: Shut up!
Jonathan: Make me!
Roger: I think I'll kill you!
Me: There is no killing. Just war. The rules are:
1. No killing of another contestant!
Ozorne: Damn!
2. You can only live in pre-chosen village.
George: Damn! *looks at Alanna who shrugs*
3. When the producers of the show tell you to do something, you do it. No questions asked.
Roger: Crap!
4. You will fight in war when we tell you to and how we tell you to.
Ozorne: You mean, if you don't say we can fight with an army, we can't?
Me: Yes.
Ozorne: Damn!
5. You must go to confession whenever you wish or when we tell you to and you must tell the truth at
all times.
Ozorne, Roger: Crap!
6. At a certain point in the game, you will get to vote off ONE person. That is ONE person at a time.
7. Any thing that we say is a rule from here on out is a rule. We still have to think of the rest.
Numair: Alright, so what do we do now?
Me: *grins evilly* Now you build.
*After the teams are shown their land, they quickly start building.*
*In Lion Pride*
Alanna: *raising the canvas over the wooden sticks* Delia, help!! NOW!!
Delia: No, I'll get dirty.
Alanna: *muttering* You'll get dirty if you don't help.
Delia: What was that?
Neal: The Lioness said that if you don't help, she'll beat your face in.
Alanna: Thank you, Nealan.
Neal: It's NEAL, not Nealan.
Alanna: Whatever you say.
Jonathan: Thayet, what the hell are you doing?
Thayet: *dusting the dirt from her hands* Just planting flowers for our beautiful tent. *smiles prettily*
Jonathan: *to Alanna* Can I share a tent with you?
*Pearl of My Heart Camp*
Ozorne: Put your backs into it! *sips vodka* Daine?! Daine?! Where is that wretched girl???
Daine: *unhappy* Yes, Ozone--
Ozorne: Ozorne! Ozorne! Not Ozone, Ozorne!
Daine: Yadda yadda.
Ozorne: How dare you mock me!!!!
Numair: How dare you take that tone of voice with my magelet!!!
Ozorne: Traitor!
Numair: Old gas!
Ozorne: How dare--
Numair: Ozorne, shove it in a jar!
Ozorne: Make me!
Numair: I will! *blasts Ozorne with his Gift*
Daine: *cheering* Go Numair!
Ozorne: Dorks!
Cleon: *just realizing what is going on* Hey, I am the leader here. So, everyone stop fighting!
Roger: Why should they listen to you?
Cleon: Because I am the leader!!!
Kel: So we can win!
Ozorne: Fine! You're gonna get it later, Arram Draper!
Numair: Whatever you say, Ozone!
Ozorne: Aaaaaaccckkk!
*12 hours later*
Me: Are you guys done?
Everyone: *looking tired* Yeah......
Me: Good. Now get some sleep. War is tomorrow.
*groans are heard*
Review! I believe the first war is in the next chapter. I want 30 reviews total for another chapter!
Thank yous:
Mel: Wow! Thanks for ALL of those reviews! Here it is like I promised!
SapphireFairy: Thank you.
Daine Salmalin: Don't worry. I did.
Luke: *hysterical laughing* *3 hours later* *finally regaining composure* LOL! I don't see why not.
No promises. *hysterical laughing again*
Queen Anjie: I will.
Princess Sanidaylene: Did I spell that right? I have NEVER watched Survivor before in my entire life. So,
I do not know who John is, but I am sorry that he was kicked out.
Jweb Guru: I did. I got 17.
Temptress: Thanks! That's cute: peacies. LOL!
Kamprusepas Night: I guess it would. No promises.
Thanks and review.
Lady Nicolia of Conte.
it. Read Cinderella: Tortallan Style for my humor. Also, read Ask Alanna and Ask Neal, a lot more
humor!
Survivor of the Strongest Tortallan
Me: Welcome back to Survivor of the Strongest Tortallan. I thought maybe instead of building the
villages we could talk about the rules which I made up just 10 minutes ago.
Roger: *hysterical* WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! There are.......rules??
Me: Yes, there has to be. There are always rules.
Jonathan: *laughing at Roger*
Roger: Shut up!
Jonathan: Make me!
Roger: I think I'll kill you!
Me: There is no killing. Just war. The rules are:
1. No killing of another contestant!
Ozorne: Damn!
2. You can only live in pre-chosen village.
George: Damn! *looks at Alanna who shrugs*
3. When the producers of the show tell you to do something, you do it. No questions asked.
Roger: Crap!
4. You will fight in war when we tell you to and how we tell you to.
Ozorne: You mean, if you don't say we can fight with an army, we can't?
Me: Yes.
Ozorne: Damn!
5. You must go to confession whenever you wish or when we tell you to and you must tell the truth at
all times.
Ozorne, Roger: Crap!
6. At a certain point in the game, you will get to vote off ONE person. That is ONE person at a time.
7. Any thing that we say is a rule from here on out is a rule. We still have to think of the rest.
Numair: Alright, so what do we do now?
Me: *grins evilly* Now you build.
*After the teams are shown their land, they quickly start building.*
*In Lion Pride*
Alanna: *raising the canvas over the wooden sticks* Delia, help!! NOW!!
Delia: No, I'll get dirty.
Alanna: *muttering* You'll get dirty if you don't help.
Delia: What was that?
Neal: The Lioness said that if you don't help, she'll beat your face in.
Alanna: Thank you, Nealan.
Neal: It's NEAL, not Nealan.
Alanna: Whatever you say.
Jonathan: Thayet, what the hell are you doing?
Thayet: *dusting the dirt from her hands* Just planting flowers for our beautiful tent. *smiles prettily*
Jonathan: *to Alanna* Can I share a tent with you?
*Pearl of My Heart Camp*
Ozorne: Put your backs into it! *sips vodka* Daine?! Daine?! Where is that wretched girl???
Daine: *unhappy* Yes, Ozone--
Ozorne: Ozorne! Ozorne! Not Ozone, Ozorne!
Daine: Yadda yadda.
Ozorne: How dare you mock me!!!!
Numair: How dare you take that tone of voice with my magelet!!!
Ozorne: Traitor!
Numair: Old gas!
Ozorne: How dare--
Numair: Ozorne, shove it in a jar!
Ozorne: Make me!
Numair: I will! *blasts Ozorne with his Gift*
Daine: *cheering* Go Numair!
Ozorne: Dorks!
Cleon: *just realizing what is going on* Hey, I am the leader here. So, everyone stop fighting!
Roger: Why should they listen to you?
Cleon: Because I am the leader!!!
Kel: So we can win!
Ozorne: Fine! You're gonna get it later, Arram Draper!
Numair: Whatever you say, Ozone!
Ozorne: Aaaaaaccckkk!
*12 hours later*
Me: Are you guys done?
Everyone: *looking tired* Yeah......
Me: Good. Now get some sleep. War is tomorrow.
*groans are heard*
Review! I believe the first war is in the next chapter. I want 30 reviews total for another chapter!
Thank yous:
Mel: Wow! Thanks for ALL of those reviews! Here it is like I promised!
SapphireFairy: Thank you.
Daine Salmalin: Don't worry. I did.
Luke: *hysterical laughing* *3 hours later* *finally regaining composure* LOL! I don't see why not.
No promises. *hysterical laughing again*
Queen Anjie: I will.
Princess Sanidaylene: Did I spell that right? I have NEVER watched Survivor before in my entire life. So,
I do not know who John is, but I am sorry that he was kicked out.
Jweb Guru: I did. I got 17.
Temptress: Thanks! That's cute: peacies. LOL!
Kamprusepas Night: I guess it would. No promises.
Thanks and review.
Lady Nicolia of Conte.