Artemis(or TenkenChick if you want): Okayz, if you've read the reviews, Yahiko chose my OC, Mina, for his 'date' that I set up for him. Let's check out the hidden camera that Akerri used to spy on the two!

[goes to the screen, while you here Akerri mumbling something]

Artemis: If you're curious, the hidden camera is in Akerri's cap.

[goes back to the screen]

Yahiko: So, how many fanfics has Tenken Chick put you in?

Mina: *blankly* yes.

Yahiko: Okay, that wasn't much of answer. What's your star sign?

Mina: *blankly* yes.

Yahiko: *thinks a bit* Do you like me?

Mina: *blankly* yes.

Yahiko: Yippee!! ^_^

Mina: I mean no!! NEVER!!

Yahiko: You said yes! Nya Nya Nya!!

*Mina starts to strangle Yahiko*

Mina: You lil brat! Why I oughtta- *pauses because of a something that sounds like a stampede of buffalo* What's that? Do you here it?

Yahiko: Now you're in for it!

*humongous crowd of Yahiko fangirls come running*

YahikoFangirls: STAY AWAY FROM OUR YAHIKO-KUN!!!

Mina: MEEP! *runs, runs, as fast as she can. They can't catch her shes the- uh, person that rhymes with can ^_^"*

Artemis:…..Okay, that was odd. Lets get back to the fic!

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Kenshin decides that Kaoru, Sanosuke, and he should find a way to get rid of that, thing on his head. While they group together, they think of some people that might be able to help Yahiko.

"What about Saito?" Kaoru asked.

"Are you kidding!!!" Sano scowled. "He'd probably burn it with his cigarette. My headband idea was genius! Why didn't he buy it!"

"He was probably sickened by your 'galaxy'" Kaoru replied. "By the way, did I here you say you named a really ugly zit after me?!"

"Yup," Sano said. "You should be proud! You're the only one ugly enough to get a zit named after you."

"WHAT WAS THAT!!" Kaoru yelled.

Soon enough, Kaoru and Sano were brawling on the floor trying to strangle each other.

"Stop, stop." Kenshin said softly. "We should think of this idea quietly, that we must."

"For once Kenshin, can you please stop talking like Yoda?" Sano yelled after he threw a fist at Kaoru.

"Oro" [guess who said that. ^_^x]

Suddenly, Kaoru and Sano stopped. They had thought of the one person that could probably cure him. The sly, foxy docter, Megumi Takani.

"That's a wonderful idea!" Kenshin exclaimed. "We should bring Yahiko there at once!"

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Yahiko stared at his reflection from the water in the well.

"This pimple isn't that bad, is it?" Yahiko asked himself.

"Of course it is! You were ugly enough, now with a zit?!" his reflection ranted. After that, the reflection rippled and disappeared.

Yahiko stood there in silence, amazed at what his reflection just told him.

"That….was…not…right." he said to himself.

Behind him, was Kaoru calling out his name.

"Yahiko! Oh Yahiko!" she called out.

"What is it ugly!?" Yahiko yelled.

"Well so much for being nice," she said meekly. "I'm sorry for what I did for you, but all of us are going to the Akebeko to eat. Do ya wanna come?"

Yahiko felt his luck changing so he accepted the intvite.

As they were walking, Yahiko noticed that Kenshin, Kaoru, and Sano passed by the path they usually take to get to the Akebeko.

"Hey!" Yahiko called. "The way to the Akebeko is this way!"

Kenshin just smiled and gave him fake information.

"Oh," Kenshin faked. "We found a shortcut, that we have. It'll get us there faster."

"Oh," Yahiko replied. "and Kenshin."

"hmm?"

"Can you please stop with the Yoda thing. Its kinda annoying." Yahiko answered.

"Oro!" O.o

"Yeah, it was funny at first, but now its just plain stupid."

"Oro?!" o.O

As the four of them walked, Yahiko started to recognize the path they were going into. Why, it was the way to Megumi's house! Uh oh Yahiko thought. They really want to get rid of this zit!

"Uh, I think I need to go to the bathroom!" Yahiko cried. "Bye bye!"

Yahiko ran as fast as a turtle so Kaoru easily caught him.

"Nu uh Yahiko." Kaoru said sinisterly. "We're bringing you to Megumi's place!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!" Yahiko screamed as Kaoru dragged him on the ground.

"Is it really necessary to do that, Kaoru-dono?" Kenshin asked.

Kaoru didn't reply. All she did was drag Yahiko all the way to Megumi's house.

As they walked up to Megumi's door, Ayame and Suzume greeted Yahiko with childish talk.

"Look!" Ayame exclaimed. "Uncle Yahiko turned into a unicorn! Tee hee!"

"Yeah! A unicorn a unicorn! Tee hee!" Suzume copied.

"Uncle Yahiko," Ayame asked. "can we touch your horn?"

Yahiko gritted his teeth at these little girls.

"Aaah!" Ayame cried. "Uncle Yahiko is going to eat us!"

"Aaah! He gonna eat us! He gonna eat us!"

Kaoru sighed. "He's not going to eat you. Can you please called Megumi?"

"Okay!" Ayame said playfully. "Auntie Megumi! Can you help Uncle Yahiko! He turned into a unicorn!"

Megumi kneeled down and started to examine Yahiko's forehead. When she stood up, she sighed loudly.

"There is only one way for it to disappear." She said to poor Yahiko.

Yahiko was anxious. "What? How will it disappear?!"

Megumi took a sharp glinting object out of her pocket. A needle.

"The only way is to pop it." she said.

"What?!" he yelled. "No way. Lets go guys. Guys?"

Soon enough, everyone in the room had a needle in there hand and started to corner poor Yahiko.

"Pop it. Pop it. Pop it. Pop it…" they chanted as they raised their needles.

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yahiko screamed as he woke from his nightmare. He gasped and took three deep breaths.

"ahh," he sighed. "It was all just a bad dream."

But as Yahiko touched his forehead, he felt a big bump. Not a lump from being punched by Sano, but a bump that formed during puberty. It was the pimple…..

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"

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Artemis: Yeah, I know I made a sucky ending. I'm never writing like that again! From now on, its by role play, baby!

Akerri: Have you been watching too much Austin Powers again?

Artemis: *acts innocent* why, of course not.

Akerri: yeah, right.

Mina: Ya gotta save me! There are a bunch of crazy girls running after me!!!

Fangirls: *chanting* Kill the duelist! Kill the duelist!

Artemis & Akerri,: *major sweat drop*

Mina: They're threatening to destroy my dueling deck, and write fanfics about me and *shudders* W-W-Wheevil. *throws up after the sound of that name*

Artemis: *to the fangirls* Okay! Listen Up! It wasn't Mina's choice to go on a date with your 'Yahiko-kun'

Akerri: Yeah, it was her. *points at Artemis*

Fangirls: *staring at Tenken Chick (Artemis)*………….

Artemis: *major sweat drop*

[crowd of rabid Yahiko fangirls star chasing Tenken Chick]

Artemis: Thanx a lot Akerri! You've actually succeeded in making me a frikken magnet to rabid howler monkeys! Get them away!

Akerri: Well, Artemis, or Tenken Chick you might call her, is a bit occupied with, uh….stuff, so I'll finish for her! *in a mocking high-pitched voice* Well, my fanfics over now. I expect a good review but of course you'll just give me flames 'cause I'm a stupid idiot! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Artemis: *manages to sneak away from the 'monkeys'* That's not how it goes! *ahem*

Well, my fanfic is over. I expect a good review! I f you don't like it DON'T REVIEW!

Akerri: That means that you won't get a review period!

Artemis: I'll deal with you later. Okay peoplez! Ja 'ne!