A/N I own nothing of value to you people. Which means that I do not own
these characters, Tamora Pierce does.
* = Actions
[ ]= Comentary
Survivor of the Strongest Tortallan
Me: Rise and shine!
Lion Pride: *groan*
Pearl of my Heart: *groan*
Me: Today is war!
Roger, Ozorne: *perk up* We're ready!
Everyone else: *groan*
*30 minutes later*
Me: Everybody up?
All: Yes.
Me: The first war is what I would like to call "Paintball Wars".
Neal: What's a paintball?
Owen: A jolly ball of paint?
Me: All that but jolly. Everyone will get paintball gun that shoots, well, paint
balls. Then, you will try to shoot a person on the opposite team. If you shoot
a person and they go down, you must run after them and take them as your
prisoner to your village and lock them up. Any questions?
*Ozorne and Roger raise hands*
Me: Yes?
Ozorne: Can we kill anybody?
Roger: Yeah, that's my question too.
Me: NO killing of the contestants.
Roger: Crap!
Ozorne: Damn!
Me: Anyone else?
Daine: Yes, can we shoot the people on our own team? *gestures to Roger
and Ozorne*
Roger, Ozorne: *look up*
Roger: Huh?
Me: No, because then it wouldn't be fair.
Delia: Do we like have to play? I might get like dirty. (A/N Don't you just love
the valley girl?)
Thayet: Do we?
Me: *grins evilly* Yes.
Delia: Like crap!
Faithful: How do I hold the paintball gun?
Cloud: Yeah.
Me: Ummmmm, uhhh, I don't know. Deal with it!
Me: Here are you paintball guns. *paintball guns materialize* You must plan
an attack.
*Everyone grabs paintball gun*
Me: Ready? *Tortallans nod* Go!
[Lion Pride heads into the forest while Pearl of My Heart stare at each other.]
Ozorne: So, uhhh, did anyone understand that?
George: Uhhhhhhh......
Numair: Isn't it obvious? I thought you of all people, Ozorne, would understand
the concept.
Ozorne: What is the concept then, O'Genius one?
Numair: Simple. We take these guns and shoot Lion Pride, but only them, and we
take them prisoner at our camp.
*Pause*
Ozorne: Okay!
Roger: Move out!
Cleon: Hey! That's my line!
Roger: Fine.
Cleon: Alright, troops, move out!
Kel: *to Daine* We're in for a lot of work.
Daine: Yeah. We have to put up with this for who knows how long.
Kel: We better stick together.
[Lion Pride, Alanna settled herself in a tree, waiting for an unexpecting victim
to walk past. Delia was nestled in a thorny bush that kept poking her while
she did her nails. Thayet had stopped at the latrine for a #2. Jonathan hid in
a bush and had to keep brushing the twigs out of his hair that Owen put there.
Neal held his breath while he lay in a pond waiting for someone to appear.]
George: *in the bush*
*Scream is heard*
*Jonathan runs out, screaming*
Jonathan: *screaming* Get me away from devil boy! *Owen chases after him*
George: You stole my girl!!!
Jonathan: What????
George: Die!!! *shoots Jonathan with paintballs*
Jonathan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! *jumps and dodges paintballs* Alanna, save me!
Alanna: *jumps from tree* I'm coming, Jonny-poo!
George: See?! *shoots Jonathan more*
Alanna: Die, George! *shoots him with paintballs*
George: *screaming* May day, may day! We've been hit! I repeat, we've been hit!
Jonathan: *standing up, paintball gun in hand* I hope you're on the Crooked God's good
side.
*Alanna & Jonathan shoot George with paintballs*
The war will be continued in the next chapter. Cliffhanger!!!
Thanks to:
these characters, Tamora Pierce does.
* = Actions
[ ]= Comentary
Survivor of the Strongest Tortallan
Me: Rise and shine!
Lion Pride: *groan*
Pearl of my Heart: *groan*
Me: Today is war!
Roger, Ozorne: *perk up* We're ready!
Everyone else: *groan*
*30 minutes later*
Me: Everybody up?
All: Yes.
Me: The first war is what I would like to call "Paintball Wars".
Neal: What's a paintball?
Owen: A jolly ball of paint?
Me: All that but jolly. Everyone will get paintball gun that shoots, well, paint
balls. Then, you will try to shoot a person on the opposite team. If you shoot
a person and they go down, you must run after them and take them as your
prisoner to your village and lock them up. Any questions?
*Ozorne and Roger raise hands*
Me: Yes?
Ozorne: Can we kill anybody?
Roger: Yeah, that's my question too.
Me: NO killing of the contestants.
Roger: Crap!
Ozorne: Damn!
Me: Anyone else?
Daine: Yes, can we shoot the people on our own team? *gestures to Roger
and Ozorne*
Roger, Ozorne: *look up*
Roger: Huh?
Me: No, because then it wouldn't be fair.
Delia: Do we like have to play? I might get like dirty. (A/N Don't you just love
the valley girl?)
Thayet: Do we?
Me: *grins evilly* Yes.
Delia: Like crap!
Faithful: How do I hold the paintball gun?
Cloud: Yeah.
Me: Ummmmm, uhhh, I don't know. Deal with it!
Me: Here are you paintball guns. *paintball guns materialize* You must plan
an attack.
*Everyone grabs paintball gun*
Me: Ready? *Tortallans nod* Go!
[Lion Pride heads into the forest while Pearl of My Heart stare at each other.]
Ozorne: So, uhhh, did anyone understand that?
George: Uhhhhhhh......
Numair: Isn't it obvious? I thought you of all people, Ozorne, would understand
the concept.
Ozorne: What is the concept then, O'Genius one?
Numair: Simple. We take these guns and shoot Lion Pride, but only them, and we
take them prisoner at our camp.
*Pause*
Ozorne: Okay!
Roger: Move out!
Cleon: Hey! That's my line!
Roger: Fine.
Cleon: Alright, troops, move out!
Kel: *to Daine* We're in for a lot of work.
Daine: Yeah. We have to put up with this for who knows how long.
Kel: We better stick together.
[Lion Pride, Alanna settled herself in a tree, waiting for an unexpecting victim
to walk past. Delia was nestled in a thorny bush that kept poking her while
she did her nails. Thayet had stopped at the latrine for a #2. Jonathan hid in
a bush and had to keep brushing the twigs out of his hair that Owen put there.
Neal held his breath while he lay in a pond waiting for someone to appear.]
George: *in the bush*
*Scream is heard*
*Jonathan runs out, screaming*
Jonathan: *screaming* Get me away from devil boy! *Owen chases after him*
George: You stole my girl!!!
Jonathan: What????
George: Die!!! *shoots Jonathan with paintballs*
Jonathan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! *jumps and dodges paintballs* Alanna, save me!
Alanna: *jumps from tree* I'm coming, Jonny-poo!
George: See?! *shoots Jonathan more*
Alanna: Die, George! *shoots him with paintballs*
George: *screaming* May day, may day! We've been hit! I repeat, we've been hit!
Jonathan: *standing up, paintball gun in hand* I hope you're on the Crooked God's good
side.
*Alanna & Jonathan shoot George with paintballs*
The war will be continued in the next chapter. Cliffhanger!!!
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