Okay, now that you have a better understanding of what's to happen in the story, enjoy! Oh, and just so you know, I watched the whole Pocahontas movie (and took my notes too ^_^) That means that meh story follows the movie almost perfectly, but with a twist of my humor, and makes John Smith look really retarded...Also, When you find out what happens to Hotaru and Relina in this chapter, remember that IT'S MY STORY!!! ANYTHING THAT I WANT TO HAPPEN, HAPPENS! AND I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE RELINA AND SLUTBAG HOTARU!
Chapter 1: Default Cannons
Author: Meefer
Rating: PG 13
Content: Mild Language, mild violence, and some sexual references
Pairings: Some hentai thoughts ^_^
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"I'll miss you." Vegimas said to his bitches Hotaru and Relina in his most insincere voice.
"We'll miss you too!" they said in unison, not noticing his tone of voice.
Hotaru patted her swollen stomach. "Say bye-bye to your da-da, baby Trunks," she cooed.
"And say bye-bye to your da-da too, baby Bra." Relina echoed in a baby voice, patting her huge stomach as well.
Vegimas nearly threw up there and then.
Each kissed him one last time before letting him board the ship.
--They were supposed to have been a one-night-stand-three-way, but his sperm count had been very high the night he was with them, five months ago. The doctors had said that was a major factor in causing both Relina and Hotaru to become pregnant. The three had been really drunk too, and no one remembered to use protection, which prolly didn't help matters...
The only honorable thing left to do was to take care of them, and Vegimas did exactly that, working three jobs a day just to make endsmeat. He looked back at his two biggest mistakes and wished that things could've been different. Now he was to be burdened with two children because of his foolishness.
Suddenly, his thoughts were interrupted--by the sound of a shrill and annoying voice.
"Oh no, oh no!" Quatron Smith shouted, running in circles, as a default cannon fired toward the crowd, blowing both Relina's and Hotaru's heads off.
A crowd quickly gathered around the two decapitated bodies, wanting to see if either had survived. A few moments later, two men removed their jackets and covered the bodies, lowering their heads and mourning the loss.
A cocky grin now replaced the frown etched in Vegimas' features... This trip wasn't going to be as bad as he thought.
"Fwend(Friend) Vegimas, I'm tewabwee(terribly)sowwy abo-" Quatron started in a lame-ass attempt at comforting Vegimas' loss. However, he was silenced by a wave of Vegimas' hand.
"Don't apologize, I've been waiting five months for this day, don't ruin my moment of glory." Vegimas said and walked away.
Puzzled with that reaction, Quatron shrugged to himself and decided to bother his two "Fwends" Goken and Yamuchon.
"Is Vegimas coming to the new wowld(world) with us?" Quatron asked.
"Of course he is lad. You 'ave to 'ave 'im if you want to kill those dirty savages!" Goken said with his heavy Scottish accent.
Yamuchon snickered. "I don't care about the savages, I just want to find a lot of gold. I'll have a butt-load of money."--still as shallow as ever--
Knowing Yamuchon was seconds away from zoning out, Goken turned away from him, and began a conversation with that loser Quatron.
Yamuchon, meanwhile, busied himself with thoughts of the New World and what it would have to offer-- He'd have a mountain of gold so high, he'd be able to sleep on it; wouldn't even need a mattress for that matter! Lying next to him would be a long haired, exotic, (And of course NAKED!) Indian, waiting to pleasure him. She'd fuck him endlessly, and-
"Right Yamuchon?" Goken asked, interrupting his thoughts. Yamuchon nodded his head, not sure what he'd just agreed on, and walked away.
This trip had better be worth it.
Just then, trumpets sounded, and a red carpet was laid out, signifying the arrival of the soon-to-be Mayor of the New World, Duo Maxcliffe. Duo was helped out of his chariot, and he started down the walkway.
Waiting alongside the carpet were a bunch of Duo-fangirls. x.x;;
As he passed each female, they grabbed any (and every) part of his body that they could, his buttox being the most popular for pinching.
He quickened his pace as his right cheek became sore from too many pinches.
Not that he was trying to avoid the chicks or anything, in fact he LOVED the attention, but there are only a certain amount of pinches a guy could take before it begins to hurt. He boarded the ship and headed to his quarters.
The faster this boat started moving, the faster they'd get to the New World, the faster he'd be Mayor.
***Sometime Later***
The boat leaned to its left as a wave crashed atop the deck, causing the cannons to slide out of place.
"Secure the cannons!!" a shipmate yelled. The wind from the thunderstorm was very strong, causing the boat to rock wildly.
Vegimas finished securing one of the cannons and went to help Quatron, who was struggling with his.
The two had almost succeeded in securing it when a monstrous wave crashed onto the boat. Vegimas grabbed the rope tied to the boat and held for dear life as the water sloshed over to where he stood.
Quatron, on the other hand, being the idiot that he is, began to panic and started running around in circles, screaming like a little girl; the wave easily swept him off the ship.
Vegimas looked at Quatron who was fighting to stay above the water, contemplating if he REALLY felt like a swim...Goken and Yamuchon came over as well, just as Quatron sank beneath the surface.
"Leave him, lad. It's in the hands of Nature now. . ." Goken said, placing a comforting hand on Vegimas' shoulder.
Vegimas rolled his eyes, knowing that he was gonna go in after him...after all it was probably the least he could do considering that it was Quatron who had rid him of those two slutbags. With that decided, Vegimas grabbed a rope and hopped in after Quatron.
Having that tight-ass bod that he has, Vegimas easily managed to grab Quatron and haul his fat arse back onto the deck of the ship.
Shaking his head back and forth like a dog that's just had a bath, Quatron exclaimed, "That was wefweshing(refreshing)!"
"Eh...that sounded really queer..." Vegimas said, mock-patting Quatron on the back.
Quatron winced in pain, even though Vegimas had hardly hit him at all.
"Toughen up, pussy-man." Vegimas stated disgustedly.
Quatron couldn't think of a better comeback, so he sat in silence.
***Back in Maxcliffe's cabin***
"Those fools!" Maxcliffe shouted to Rashiggins, once he entered his cabin. "They think that there's actually gold in the new world! I heard them earlier! Their petty talk of a new life filled with prosperity! They'll send for their families, thinking that there's gold here, and I will rule them all! I-" His ranting was stopped for a second, as his faithful bitch Rashiggins intervened.
"Ah, Mr.Maxcliffe sir, I believe it was only one sailor who suggested that...but. " he shrugged, and Maxcliffe continued
"I WILL BE MAYOR, AND THEY WILL ALL BE MY SLAVES, DAMMIT!!!!!!" he cackled, drumming his fingers together greedily.
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AN: ^___^ First chapter..DONE! Woot for meeee! Editing stories sucks major ass! But I'm happier wif meh story now =D.
Chapter 2'll be up in a lil while, hope this wasn't a total bore! Bwahah! Time to meet Usahontas and the other Indians next
chapter ^^ As always Read and review!
Chapter 1: Default Cannons
Author: Meefer
Rating: PG 13
Content: Mild Language, mild violence, and some sexual references
Pairings: Some hentai thoughts ^_^
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"I'll miss you." Vegimas said to his bitches Hotaru and Relina in his most insincere voice.
"We'll miss you too!" they said in unison, not noticing his tone of voice.
Hotaru patted her swollen stomach. "Say bye-bye to your da-da, baby Trunks," she cooed.
"And say bye-bye to your da-da too, baby Bra." Relina echoed in a baby voice, patting her huge stomach as well.
Vegimas nearly threw up there and then.
Each kissed him one last time before letting him board the ship.
--They were supposed to have been a one-night-stand-three-way, but his sperm count had been very high the night he was with them, five months ago. The doctors had said that was a major factor in causing both Relina and Hotaru to become pregnant. The three had been really drunk too, and no one remembered to use protection, which prolly didn't help matters...
The only honorable thing left to do was to take care of them, and Vegimas did exactly that, working three jobs a day just to make endsmeat. He looked back at his two biggest mistakes and wished that things could've been different. Now he was to be burdened with two children because of his foolishness.
Suddenly, his thoughts were interrupted--by the sound of a shrill and annoying voice.
"Oh no, oh no!" Quatron Smith shouted, running in circles, as a default cannon fired toward the crowd, blowing both Relina's and Hotaru's heads off.
A crowd quickly gathered around the two decapitated bodies, wanting to see if either had survived. A few moments later, two men removed their jackets and covered the bodies, lowering their heads and mourning the loss.
A cocky grin now replaced the frown etched in Vegimas' features... This trip wasn't going to be as bad as he thought.
"Fwend(Friend) Vegimas, I'm tewabwee(terribly)sowwy abo-" Quatron started in a lame-ass attempt at comforting Vegimas' loss. However, he was silenced by a wave of Vegimas' hand.
"Don't apologize, I've been waiting five months for this day, don't ruin my moment of glory." Vegimas said and walked away.
Puzzled with that reaction, Quatron shrugged to himself and decided to bother his two "Fwends" Goken and Yamuchon.
"Is Vegimas coming to the new wowld(world) with us?" Quatron asked.
"Of course he is lad. You 'ave to 'ave 'im if you want to kill those dirty savages!" Goken said with his heavy Scottish accent.
Yamuchon snickered. "I don't care about the savages, I just want to find a lot of gold. I'll have a butt-load of money."--still as shallow as ever--
Knowing Yamuchon was seconds away from zoning out, Goken turned away from him, and began a conversation with that loser Quatron.
Yamuchon, meanwhile, busied himself with thoughts of the New World and what it would have to offer-- He'd have a mountain of gold so high, he'd be able to sleep on it; wouldn't even need a mattress for that matter! Lying next to him would be a long haired, exotic, (And of course NAKED!) Indian, waiting to pleasure him. She'd fuck him endlessly, and-
"Right Yamuchon?" Goken asked, interrupting his thoughts. Yamuchon nodded his head, not sure what he'd just agreed on, and walked away.
This trip had better be worth it.
Just then, trumpets sounded, and a red carpet was laid out, signifying the arrival of the soon-to-be Mayor of the New World, Duo Maxcliffe. Duo was helped out of his chariot, and he started down the walkway.
Waiting alongside the carpet were a bunch of Duo-fangirls. x.x;;
As he passed each female, they grabbed any (and every) part of his body that they could, his buttox being the most popular for pinching.
He quickened his pace as his right cheek became sore from too many pinches.
Not that he was trying to avoid the chicks or anything, in fact he LOVED the attention, but there are only a certain amount of pinches a guy could take before it begins to hurt. He boarded the ship and headed to his quarters.
The faster this boat started moving, the faster they'd get to the New World, the faster he'd be Mayor.
***Sometime Later***
The boat leaned to its left as a wave crashed atop the deck, causing the cannons to slide out of place.
"Secure the cannons!!" a shipmate yelled. The wind from the thunderstorm was very strong, causing the boat to rock wildly.
Vegimas finished securing one of the cannons and went to help Quatron, who was struggling with his.
The two had almost succeeded in securing it when a monstrous wave crashed onto the boat. Vegimas grabbed the rope tied to the boat and held for dear life as the water sloshed over to where he stood.
Quatron, on the other hand, being the idiot that he is, began to panic and started running around in circles, screaming like a little girl; the wave easily swept him off the ship.
Vegimas looked at Quatron who was fighting to stay above the water, contemplating if he REALLY felt like a swim...Goken and Yamuchon came over as well, just as Quatron sank beneath the surface.
"Leave him, lad. It's in the hands of Nature now. . ." Goken said, placing a comforting hand on Vegimas' shoulder.
Vegimas rolled his eyes, knowing that he was gonna go in after him...after all it was probably the least he could do considering that it was Quatron who had rid him of those two slutbags. With that decided, Vegimas grabbed a rope and hopped in after Quatron.
Having that tight-ass bod that he has, Vegimas easily managed to grab Quatron and haul his fat arse back onto the deck of the ship.
Shaking his head back and forth like a dog that's just had a bath, Quatron exclaimed, "That was wefweshing(refreshing)!"
"Eh...that sounded really queer..." Vegimas said, mock-patting Quatron on the back.
Quatron winced in pain, even though Vegimas had hardly hit him at all.
"Toughen up, pussy-man." Vegimas stated disgustedly.
Quatron couldn't think of a better comeback, so he sat in silence.
***Back in Maxcliffe's cabin***
"Those fools!" Maxcliffe shouted to Rashiggins, once he entered his cabin. "They think that there's actually gold in the new world! I heard them earlier! Their petty talk of a new life filled with prosperity! They'll send for their families, thinking that there's gold here, and I will rule them all! I-" His ranting was stopped for a second, as his faithful bitch Rashiggins intervened.
"Ah, Mr.Maxcliffe sir, I believe it was only one sailor who suggested that...but. " he shrugged, and Maxcliffe continued
"I WILL BE MAYOR, AND THEY WILL ALL BE MY SLAVES, DAMMIT!!!!!!" he cackled, drumming his fingers together greedily.
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AN: ^___^ First chapter..DONE! Woot for meeee! Editing stories sucks major ass! But I'm happier wif meh story now =D.
Chapter 2'll be up in a lil while, hope this wasn't a total bore! Bwahah! Time to meet Usahontas and the other Indians next
chapter ^^ As always Read and review!