A/N I own nata! No, wait! Nevermind, I thought I might own something but I was wrong.
I misread it. Read Cinderella: Tortallan Style for my humor. Also, read Ask Alanna and
Ask Neal, a lot more humor!
Survivor of the Strongest Tortallan
Lion Pride
Jonathan
Alanna
Thayet
Delia
Owen
Neal
Wyldon
Faithful
Pearl of My Heart
Cleon
Ozorne
Roger
George
Kel
Daine
Cloud
Numair
Me: Welcome back to Survivor of the Strongest Tortallan. We ended right in the middle of
the Paintball War so we'll continue it from there. Last time we saw George pelt Jonathan
with paintballs then Alanna came and saved Jon and the two of them pelted George.
*Paintball War*
Ozorne walked around in the forest. He had heard something and was closing in on
someone. He saw a familiar shade of blue and fired, yelling a war cry.
Ozorne: I got you now!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhaa!!!
Thayet: *pulling up her pants and trying to dodge the paintballs* You pervert! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Ozorne: Fwuahahhahahhahahah!!! That'll teach you to never mess with Emperor Ozorne....
..uhm......uhh.....Emperor Ozorne uhhhhh.....
Thayet: *laughing* You can't remember your whole name!!!
Ozorne: Can so!!!! It's umm....Emperor Ozorne.........of Carthak! Yeah! That's it!
Thayet: *sarcastically* Sure it is.
***Across the Bush to Someother Place***
Neal is walking down a trail looking for someone from Pearl of My Heart. He trips.
Neal: *screaming* Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Wyldon: *standing up from behind a bush* (I forgot about him. LOL) Ha! You have fallen into my
trap! *shoots Neal with pink paint*
Neal: I'm on your team!
Wyldon: Don't try to trick me, it won't---WHAT???? I'm on YOUR team?!?!?!?!?!
Neal: Yeah......I thought you knew that.
Wyldon: Not fair! *stalks off to sulk*
Neal: *twisters finger near head for the 'crazy' symbol*
*Somewhere else*
Cleon: My pearl? There you are!
Kel: Ahhhhhhhhhh! *shoots Cleon*
Cleon: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
*Another random place the island*
Numair: Die, Delia! *shoots Delia*
Delia: My dress! How could you??? *shoots Numair like a madwomen*
Numair: Ahhhhhhhh! *dives into the bush*
*2 hours later*
*Everyone appears at the end of the war, covered in different colors of paint*
Me: How was it?
Some people: Not fun.
Delia: How will I ever get these stains out?
Ozorne: I liked it.
Thayet: Sure you did. You got to see a poor girl's panties.
Ozorne: *grins evilly* Yes, I did.
Me: Who one? I think we'll just reward 1 point to each team to be fair.
Roger: This isn't supposed to be fair!
Me: Of course it is.
Thanks to all who reviewed. I'm so sorry that I haven't uploaded. I've been
tired and I've had a lot of homework.
I misread it. Read Cinderella: Tortallan Style for my humor. Also, read Ask Alanna and
Ask Neal, a lot more humor!
Survivor of the Strongest Tortallan
Lion Pride
Jonathan
Alanna
Thayet
Delia
Owen
Neal
Wyldon
Faithful
Pearl of My Heart
Cleon
Ozorne
Roger
George
Kel
Daine
Cloud
Numair
Me: Welcome back to Survivor of the Strongest Tortallan. We ended right in the middle of
the Paintball War so we'll continue it from there. Last time we saw George pelt Jonathan
with paintballs then Alanna came and saved Jon and the two of them pelted George.
*Paintball War*
Ozorne walked around in the forest. He had heard something and was closing in on
someone. He saw a familiar shade of blue and fired, yelling a war cry.
Ozorne: I got you now!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhaa!!!
Thayet: *pulling up her pants and trying to dodge the paintballs* You pervert! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
Ozorne: Fwuahahhahahhahahah!!! That'll teach you to never mess with Emperor Ozorne....
..uhm......uhh.....Emperor Ozorne uhhhhh.....
Thayet: *laughing* You can't remember your whole name!!!
Ozorne: Can so!!!! It's umm....Emperor Ozorne.........of Carthak! Yeah! That's it!
Thayet: *sarcastically* Sure it is.
***Across the Bush to Someother Place***
Neal is walking down a trail looking for someone from Pearl of My Heart. He trips.
Neal: *screaming* Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Wyldon: *standing up from behind a bush* (I forgot about him. LOL) Ha! You have fallen into my
trap! *shoots Neal with pink paint*
Neal: I'm on your team!
Wyldon: Don't try to trick me, it won't---WHAT???? I'm on YOUR team?!?!?!?!?!
Neal: Yeah......I thought you knew that.
Wyldon: Not fair! *stalks off to sulk*
Neal: *twisters finger near head for the 'crazy' symbol*
*Somewhere else*
Cleon: My pearl? There you are!
Kel: Ahhhhhhhhhh! *shoots Cleon*
Cleon: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
*Another random place the island*
Numair: Die, Delia! *shoots Delia*
Delia: My dress! How could you??? *shoots Numair like a madwomen*
Numair: Ahhhhhhhh! *dives into the bush*
*2 hours later*
*Everyone appears at the end of the war, covered in different colors of paint*
Me: How was it?
Some people: Not fun.
Delia: How will I ever get these stains out?
Ozorne: I liked it.
Thayet: Sure you did. You got to see a poor girl's panties.
Ozorne: *grins evilly* Yes, I did.
Me: Who one? I think we'll just reward 1 point to each team to be fair.
Roger: This isn't supposed to be fair!
Me: Of course it is.
Thanks to all who reviewed. I'm so sorry that I haven't uploaded. I've been
tired and I've had a lot of homework.