A/N Hey, thanks for the support in this fic. It is greatly appreciated. Honest. Anyway, I would like Horse_Hearted to know that I apologize from the depths of my hearts for the mistakes I made with the angry Cloud last chapter. I made a mistake with her angry noises. Oops. Anyway, crap, I began the sentence with anyway again. Ah, well.
Survival of the Strongest Tortallan
Me: Well, this is our very first chapter short of one member. Poor Cloud. *sniffs* *brightens* We have a contest today! The winner of this contest gets 1 vote deleted in the poll, if the get one, of course. To explain this better, if someone voted Daine out and she won the contest that vote is then deleted. That's the prize so I hope you'll try extra hard to win!
George: Can't we get something with more value? Like a gold statue or something? Or a diamond ring to give to our loves? *looks at Alanna* *Alanna blushes*
Me: NO!!!!!!!! NO!! NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Wyldon: *to Neal* What's her problem?
Neal: I don't know. I think she lost it.
Me: Damn right I lost it! Muahahahaha!
Wyldon: *to Neal* I think you're right.
Jon: What's this contest? What are we supposed to do?
Me: I'm glad you asked.....it will be fun! *grins evilly*
Alanna: Oh no.
Kel: Uh oh.
Faithful: *does 1 person seonce* Josiane? Are you there? Please! Come and put me out of my misery! Me has a horrible idea and I want to die again! Are you there??? Josiane? Damn it, girl! *breaks connection* Oh well.
Me: There is going to be a hula-hooping contest! Muahahahaha!
Roger: YAY!!!!
*Everyone stares at Roger*
Roger: What?
Alanna: *hysterical laughter*
Roger: Shut up!
Alanna: Make me!!!
Roger: I will! *runs to stab Alanna with sword*
Wyldon: *pushes Alanna out of the way and takes the sword in his stomach* *moans in pain*
Roger: *flops to the ground*
Alanna: Wyldon! You saved me!
Wyldon: I had to. Roger was gonna kill you.
Alanna: Why did you?
Wyldon: Because............I love....you.......
Alanna: Oh, you sexy beast! *kisses Wyldon passionately*
Wyldon: Woooohooo! *moans in pain*
George: *sulks*
Jon: *shakes head*
Wyldon: *dies*
Alanna: *sad* He was a good man. *brightens* Jon?
Jon: Yes?
Alanna: *kisses Jon passionatly*
Me: What the heck is going on????
Thayet: Roger tried to kill Alanna and Wyldon took the sword for Alanna and died.
Me: *enraged* ROGER!!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!
Roger: *walks over* Yes?
Me: Come to the secret room.
Roger: Secret room?
Me: *drags Roger by his ear to Tiki hut* You will be punished for killing Wyldon.
Roger: That's nice.
Me: You will receive 3 votes to leave.
Roger: *shocked* WHAT???????
Me: That's your punishment. Now I want you to sit here and think about what you've done. *leaves*
Roger: *sits down* *grabs yo-yo and plays with it*
Me: *walks over to Wyldon* WAKE UP, WYLDON!!!
Wyldon: *wakes up* Why did you bring me back??? I had women serving me grapes! Then I choked on one and now I'm back here! WHY????
Me: SHUT UP!
Wyldon: Okay.
*later(
Me: Hula-hooping contest!
*Everyone grabs hula hoop*
George: *hula hoop(hh) rolls away from him* Come back, hula hoop!
Cleon: *sits in hh*
Daine: *tries to figure out how to get it to stay around her hips*
Ozorne: *tosses it like a frisbee*
Numair: *gets the hang of hula-hooping* This is fun!
Daine: Shut up, Numair.
Numair: What? *watches Daine try in vain to get hh to work* Let me help.
*Daine and Numair get hh going around the 2 of them* *Daine and Numair kiss*
Kel: *can't work hh* Stupid stocky body! Arrrggghh!!
Roger: *going really fast on hh* This is sooo easy! I can do 6 at once!
Kel: *walks over to Roger* *punches him* *walks back*
Jon: *has hh going around his hips* Hey, Alanna, this is actually fun! *hh stops* *trips on hh*
Alanna: *magics hh to keep spinning around her hips* *helps Jon up* *hh continues to spin*
Delia: *hh around neck* *wrings neck* OWIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Thayet: *somehow winds up inside the hh rolling down the sand of the beach* Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Owen: This is jolly fun. *does skip it moves*
Me: eh, Owen? This is hula hoops. Not skip it.
Owen: Sorry. *grabs hh*
Neal: *does hand-stand while hh goes around hips* This IS fun! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeee!!!
Faithful: *stares at hh*
Me: Stop!
*Everyone stops*
Me: This is tricky......Process of elimination then....Those still up to win are...Numair, Roger, and Neal.
Alanna: I was doing a good job, too!
Me: You were using magic.
Alanna: So?
Me: Roger, you can leave.
Roger: NOT FAIR! It's a conspiracy!
Me: Numair or Neal? Hmmmm.....*thinks* Numair, I'm sorry. You can win the next competition. Besides, no one ever wants you out.
Numair: Okay.
Me: Neal, you win! You get the point! The non-point, actually! Congrats!
Neal: YAY! *does victory dance*
Me: Next order of busines. Time to kick out a new Tortallan. Who's it gonna be? Alanna?
Alanna: Roger, because he tried to kill me.
Jon: Roger, because he tried to kill me and my dear Alanna.
Delia: Owen because that jolly word isn't jolly. Oh crap...I said it twice in the same sentence.
Thayet: Alanna, because she's taking my Jon!
Neal: Wyldon, I guess because we never got along.
Wyldon: Roger, because he killed me. No, wait, Me because she brought me back!
Me: No voting for me.
Wyldon: Damn.
Faithful: Josiane because she didn't kill me to put me out of my misery.
Me: Someone who's actually here, Faithful. You know the rules.
Faithful: George then, because he sulks.
George: *sulks*
Owen: I agree!
George: *sulks*
Owen: Stop it! It's un-jolly-like!!! Begone! Evil minion!
George: Owen because he called me an evil minion.
Cleon: Roger because my rose punched him and he deserved it!
Roger: Alanna because she foiled my plans! MANY TIMES TOO!
Ozorne: Arram because he foiled my plans........MANY TIMES!
Kel: Roger, because he's oveconfident.
Roger: What's wrong with that?
Daine: Faithful because he doesn't like Cloud.
Faithful: That's very true.
Numair: Ozorne because he keeps threatening me and it's creepy.
Me: Now, YOU must vote!!!!!!!! VOTE!!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!!!!
A/N I apologise if this story begins to get to fast for you. At the end of every chapter someone will get kicked out. I don't like doing it, but I have to.
Survival of the Strongest Tortallan
Me: Well, this is our very first chapter short of one member. Poor Cloud. *sniffs* *brightens* We have a contest today! The winner of this contest gets 1 vote deleted in the poll, if the get one, of course. To explain this better, if someone voted Daine out and she won the contest that vote is then deleted. That's the prize so I hope you'll try extra hard to win!
George: Can't we get something with more value? Like a gold statue or something? Or a diamond ring to give to our loves? *looks at Alanna* *Alanna blushes*
Me: NO!!!!!!!! NO!! NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Wyldon: *to Neal* What's her problem?
Neal: I don't know. I think she lost it.
Me: Damn right I lost it! Muahahahaha!
Wyldon: *to Neal* I think you're right.
Jon: What's this contest? What are we supposed to do?
Me: I'm glad you asked.....it will be fun! *grins evilly*
Alanna: Oh no.
Kel: Uh oh.
Faithful: *does 1 person seonce* Josiane? Are you there? Please! Come and put me out of my misery! Me has a horrible idea and I want to die again! Are you there??? Josiane? Damn it, girl! *breaks connection* Oh well.
Me: There is going to be a hula-hooping contest! Muahahahaha!
Roger: YAY!!!!
*Everyone stares at Roger*
Roger: What?
Alanna: *hysterical laughter*
Roger: Shut up!
Alanna: Make me!!!
Roger: I will! *runs to stab Alanna with sword*
Wyldon: *pushes Alanna out of the way and takes the sword in his stomach* *moans in pain*
Roger: *flops to the ground*
Alanna: Wyldon! You saved me!
Wyldon: I had to. Roger was gonna kill you.
Alanna: Why did you?
Wyldon: Because............I love....you.......
Alanna: Oh, you sexy beast! *kisses Wyldon passionately*
Wyldon: Woooohooo! *moans in pain*
George: *sulks*
Jon: *shakes head*
Wyldon: *dies*
Alanna: *sad* He was a good man. *brightens* Jon?
Jon: Yes?
Alanna: *kisses Jon passionatly*
Me: What the heck is going on????
Thayet: Roger tried to kill Alanna and Wyldon took the sword for Alanna and died.
Me: *enraged* ROGER!!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!
Roger: *walks over* Yes?
Me: Come to the secret room.
Roger: Secret room?
Me: *drags Roger by his ear to Tiki hut* You will be punished for killing Wyldon.
Roger: That's nice.
Me: You will receive 3 votes to leave.
Roger: *shocked* WHAT???????
Me: That's your punishment. Now I want you to sit here and think about what you've done. *leaves*
Roger: *sits down* *grabs yo-yo and plays with it*
Me: *walks over to Wyldon* WAKE UP, WYLDON!!!
Wyldon: *wakes up* Why did you bring me back??? I had women serving me grapes! Then I choked on one and now I'm back here! WHY????
Me: SHUT UP!
Wyldon: Okay.
*later(
Me: Hula-hooping contest!
*Everyone grabs hula hoop*
George: *hula hoop(hh) rolls away from him* Come back, hula hoop!
Cleon: *sits in hh*
Daine: *tries to figure out how to get it to stay around her hips*
Ozorne: *tosses it like a frisbee*
Numair: *gets the hang of hula-hooping* This is fun!
Daine: Shut up, Numair.
Numair: What? *watches Daine try in vain to get hh to work* Let me help.
*Daine and Numair get hh going around the 2 of them* *Daine and Numair kiss*
Kel: *can't work hh* Stupid stocky body! Arrrggghh!!
Roger: *going really fast on hh* This is sooo easy! I can do 6 at once!
Kel: *walks over to Roger* *punches him* *walks back*
Jon: *has hh going around his hips* Hey, Alanna, this is actually fun! *hh stops* *trips on hh*
Alanna: *magics hh to keep spinning around her hips* *helps Jon up* *hh continues to spin*
Delia: *hh around neck* *wrings neck* OWIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Thayet: *somehow winds up inside the hh rolling down the sand of the beach* Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Owen: This is jolly fun. *does skip it moves*
Me: eh, Owen? This is hula hoops. Not skip it.
Owen: Sorry. *grabs hh*
Neal: *does hand-stand while hh goes around hips* This IS fun! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeee!!!
Faithful: *stares at hh*
Me: Stop!
*Everyone stops*
Me: This is tricky......Process of elimination then....Those still up to win are...Numair, Roger, and Neal.
Alanna: I was doing a good job, too!
Me: You were using magic.
Alanna: So?
Me: Roger, you can leave.
Roger: NOT FAIR! It's a conspiracy!
Me: Numair or Neal? Hmmmm.....*thinks* Numair, I'm sorry. You can win the next competition. Besides, no one ever wants you out.
Numair: Okay.
Me: Neal, you win! You get the point! The non-point, actually! Congrats!
Neal: YAY! *does victory dance*
Me: Next order of busines. Time to kick out a new Tortallan. Who's it gonna be? Alanna?
Alanna: Roger, because he tried to kill me.
Jon: Roger, because he tried to kill me and my dear Alanna.
Delia: Owen because that jolly word isn't jolly. Oh crap...I said it twice in the same sentence.
Thayet: Alanna, because she's taking my Jon!
Neal: Wyldon, I guess because we never got along.
Wyldon: Roger, because he killed me. No, wait, Me because she brought me back!
Me: No voting for me.
Wyldon: Damn.
Faithful: Josiane because she didn't kill me to put me out of my misery.
Me: Someone who's actually here, Faithful. You know the rules.
Faithful: George then, because he sulks.
George: *sulks*
Owen: I agree!
George: *sulks*
Owen: Stop it! It's un-jolly-like!!! Begone! Evil minion!
George: Owen because he called me an evil minion.
Cleon: Roger because my rose punched him and he deserved it!
Roger: Alanna because she foiled my plans! MANY TIMES TOO!
Ozorne: Arram because he foiled my plans........MANY TIMES!
Kel: Roger, because he's oveconfident.
Roger: What's wrong with that?
Daine: Faithful because he doesn't like Cloud.
Faithful: That's very true.
Numair: Ozorne because he keeps threatening me and it's creepy.
Me: Now, YOU must vote!!!!!!!! VOTE!!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!!!!
A/N I apologise if this story begins to get to fast for you. At the end of every chapter someone will get kicked out. I don't like doing it, but I have to.