A/N Hey I am back with the right to kick a Tortallan out! Wooooohoooooo! I got sooo many reviews!! Thank you, ppl!! Luv ya!!!!!!!!!
Oh yes, the hula-hooping thing in the previous chapter belongs to Liger and Lady Queenscove.
Survival of the Strongest Tortallan
Me: I am back and guess what?
All: *unenthusiastically* What?
Me: A Tortallan gets to leave! That means there is one less person standing between you and victory and a really large check!
Alanna: You never said there was a check!
Me: I didn't? Oopsies. Well, there is. And, it's only for the LAST remaining Tortallan.
George: At least we have a motive now.
Me: Anyway, we have another tie!
Daine: Another one?
Me: Yep. Between Roger and George.
George: *jaw drops* ME???? Everybody likes me!
Owen: *raises hand* I don't. You're too un-jolly.
George: *stunned* NOT cool!!
Me: Anyway. Roger and George shall have a standing on their heads contest to see who'll win. (Thanks sooo much Akela of King's Reach! This was her idea!)
Roger: *rubs hands together* This shall be easy. Muahahhahahahhahahhahahahaha!!!!!!
George: *whimper*
Me: All you have to do is stay standing on your head as long as you can. The one whose up the longest wins...........BEGIN!!!!!!!!!
Roger: *hops on his head*
George: *attempts to get on his head* *flops over*
Alanna: *helps George get on his head*
George: *flops over* ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!
Me: You know, I would end the competition right now, but I'm rather enjoying this.
Alanna: *to Jon* Roger's going to win. George can barely stay up there.
Jon: Yeah, but think about it this way: No matter what happens in the competition, we're still winning.
Alanna: Good point. *lightbulb*
Jon: *sees lightbulb* *stares*
Roger: *Continues to stand on head*
George: *gets on head*
Alanna: What?
Jon: You have a lightbulb on your head. Excuse me? Author? Lightbulbs haven't been invented yet so could you.....?
Author: Sure! *lightbulb becomes a candle*
Alanna: What?
Jon: You have a candle about your head.
Alanna: I do? *feel the top of her head* *gets burned* OWIE!
George: *flops over*
Alanna: *whispers to Jon* I have an idea. No matter what, we stick together. That way we'll make it to the end. Only no one must know about it. Deal?
George: *gets back up*
Jon: Deal. *kisses Alanna*
George: *seeing Jon kiss Alanna, he flops over*
Me: I think it's plain who has won. Roger, you won, so you stay. George, you're outta here!
George: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I didn't even get to steal anything!
All: Bye, George!
George: *disbelief* You're happy to see me go? *sobs* *hops on boat* *sobs*
Owen: Good, he's finally gone!
Daine: Open a keg! Here's gone!
*various partying*
Me: Hello, people
All: What?
Me: Time to pick someone to leave, ya know.
All: Oh.
Me: So?
Alanna: Roger because he.....he's escaped death too many times!
Jon: Fainthful because he's of no help to us!
Alanna: JON!
Jon: What? He isn't! He hasn't done anything!
Alanna: Good point, but still!
Neal: Owen because he got more lines than me!!!!!!!!!!
Wyldon: Ozorne because it was his fault that I broke my arm!!!!
Ozorne: I didn't break your arm!
Wyldon: But it would not have broken if I didn't have to protect the young royals from your fleets!
Ozorne: Oh yeah! I remember that! You were bawling soo hard!
Wyldon: *turning red* NO, I was NOT!
Ozorne: Whatever, Wyld.
Wyldon: *glares*
Faithful: Delia because she was friend's with Josiane who killed me!
Thayet: Delia because she wouldn't lend me her hot pink nail polish before the banquet 2 months ago.
Delia: Alanna because she stole my Jonny!
Owen: Neal because he thinks I got more lines then him! But he won the hula-hooping contest!
Cleon: Kel because she hasn't been very nice to me lately.
Kel: *rolls eyes*
Ozorne: Daine because she can turn into any animal she likes and I can't!
Daine: That's not my fault!
Ozorne: So?
Daine: Argh!
Roger: Thayet because she is so annoying. Especially since she loves hot pink nailpolish.
Thayet: That's not my fault!
Neal: Actually, it is.
Thayet: Whatever.
Daine: Ozorne because D! All of the above!
Kel: Cleon because he thinks I'm not being nice to him.
Cleon: See?
Numair: Whatever.
Me: You have to answer.
Numair: You then.
Me: NUMAIR! I feed you, I clothe you and this is the thanks I get!
Numair: Thanks?
Me: *glares*
Numair: Fine. Ummm.....Faithful. Because he's snuck up.
Faithful: I am NOT!! *sticks nose in the air*
Numair: Whatever.
This is where you come in, reviewers. I need you to think of which Tortallan (or Carthaki, or animal) should be the first to leave. Here's a list of your choices.
Lion Pride
Jon
Alanna
Neal
Wyldon
Faithful
Thayet
Delia
Owen
Pearl of My Heart
Cleon
Ozorne
Roger
Daine
Kel
Numair
Please cast your vote!
LadyAlannaSalmalinofConte, theQueenofFluff
Oh yes, the hula-hooping thing in the previous chapter belongs to Liger and Lady Queenscove.
Survival of the Strongest Tortallan
Me: I am back and guess what?
All: *unenthusiastically* What?
Me: A Tortallan gets to leave! That means there is one less person standing between you and victory and a really large check!
Alanna: You never said there was a check!
Me: I didn't? Oopsies. Well, there is. And, it's only for the LAST remaining Tortallan.
George: At least we have a motive now.
Me: Anyway, we have another tie!
Daine: Another one?
Me: Yep. Between Roger and George.
George: *jaw drops* ME???? Everybody likes me!
Owen: *raises hand* I don't. You're too un-jolly.
George: *stunned* NOT cool!!
Me: Anyway. Roger and George shall have a standing on their heads contest to see who'll win. (Thanks sooo much Akela of King's Reach! This was her idea!)
Roger: *rubs hands together* This shall be easy. Muahahhahahahhahahhahahahaha!!!!!!
George: *whimper*
Me: All you have to do is stay standing on your head as long as you can. The one whose up the longest wins...........BEGIN!!!!!!!!!
Roger: *hops on his head*
George: *attempts to get on his head* *flops over*
Alanna: *helps George get on his head*
George: *flops over* ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!
Me: You know, I would end the competition right now, but I'm rather enjoying this.
Alanna: *to Jon* Roger's going to win. George can barely stay up there.
Jon: Yeah, but think about it this way: No matter what happens in the competition, we're still winning.
Alanna: Good point. *lightbulb*
Jon: *sees lightbulb* *stares*
Roger: *Continues to stand on head*
George: *gets on head*
Alanna: What?
Jon: You have a lightbulb on your head. Excuse me? Author? Lightbulbs haven't been invented yet so could you.....?
Author: Sure! *lightbulb becomes a candle*
Alanna: What?
Jon: You have a candle about your head.
Alanna: I do? *feel the top of her head* *gets burned* OWIE!
George: *flops over*
Alanna: *whispers to Jon* I have an idea. No matter what, we stick together. That way we'll make it to the end. Only no one must know about it. Deal?
George: *gets back up*
Jon: Deal. *kisses Alanna*
George: *seeing Jon kiss Alanna, he flops over*
Me: I think it's plain who has won. Roger, you won, so you stay. George, you're outta here!
George: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I didn't even get to steal anything!
All: Bye, George!
George: *disbelief* You're happy to see me go? *sobs* *hops on boat* *sobs*
Owen: Good, he's finally gone!
Daine: Open a keg! Here's gone!
*various partying*
Me: Hello, people
All: What?
Me: Time to pick someone to leave, ya know.
All: Oh.
Me: So?
Alanna: Roger because he.....he's escaped death too many times!
Jon: Fainthful because he's of no help to us!
Alanna: JON!
Jon: What? He isn't! He hasn't done anything!
Alanna: Good point, but still!
Neal: Owen because he got more lines than me!!!!!!!!!!
Wyldon: Ozorne because it was his fault that I broke my arm!!!!
Ozorne: I didn't break your arm!
Wyldon: But it would not have broken if I didn't have to protect the young royals from your fleets!
Ozorne: Oh yeah! I remember that! You were bawling soo hard!
Wyldon: *turning red* NO, I was NOT!
Ozorne: Whatever, Wyld.
Wyldon: *glares*
Faithful: Delia because she was friend's with Josiane who killed me!
Thayet: Delia because she wouldn't lend me her hot pink nail polish before the banquet 2 months ago.
Delia: Alanna because she stole my Jonny!
Owen: Neal because he thinks I got more lines then him! But he won the hula-hooping contest!
Cleon: Kel because she hasn't been very nice to me lately.
Kel: *rolls eyes*
Ozorne: Daine because she can turn into any animal she likes and I can't!
Daine: That's not my fault!
Ozorne: So?
Daine: Argh!
Roger: Thayet because she is so annoying. Especially since she loves hot pink nailpolish.
Thayet: That's not my fault!
Neal: Actually, it is.
Thayet: Whatever.
Daine: Ozorne because D! All of the above!
Kel: Cleon because he thinks I'm not being nice to him.
Cleon: See?
Numair: Whatever.
Me: You have to answer.
Numair: You then.
Me: NUMAIR! I feed you, I clothe you and this is the thanks I get!
Numair: Thanks?
Me: *glares*
Numair: Fine. Ummm.....Faithful. Because he's snuck up.
Faithful: I am NOT!! *sticks nose in the air*
Numair: Whatever.
This is where you come in, reviewers. I need you to think of which Tortallan (or Carthaki, or animal) should be the first to leave. Here's a list of your choices.
Lion Pride
Jon
Alanna
Neal
Wyldon
Faithful
Thayet
Delia
Owen
Pearl of My Heart
Cleon
Ozorne
Roger
Daine
Kel
Numair
Please cast your vote!
LadyAlannaSalmalinofConte, theQueenofFluff