A.N I feel awful! But, there was a reason for that, you see. With all the new rules on fanfiction.net I planned out waiting to see what other writers were going to do. I have decided to continue. It's seems safe so far, but I may be forced to stop writing this fic because of future problems.
Disclaimer: No duh I don't own. *walks away muttering about silly ppl* I got the riddles from riddlenut.com
Survivor
Me: Welcome back all! It's been a while. After much counting, which I have just done ten minutes ago, we have a winner! I mean, a loser......hehe...Delia!
Delia: ::sits, sewing:: ::squeaks:: ::falls off chair::
Me: YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN! GO!
Delia: ::squeaky voice:: Me?
Me: YES YOU! NOW GO!
Delia: ::squeaks and grabs sewing and runs to boat:: Bye, y'all!
All: ::look at Delia strangely::
Delia: What?
All: ::look in other direction:: Nothing.....
Me: So............::thinks:: How about we try something new?
Alanna: Oh no.....
Ozorne: ::yawn:: Like what?
Me: Like instead of getting rid of one person at a time, how about two?
All: ::pale::
Me: YES! Muahahahaaa!! New rules! You must choose TWO people to leave. And we will commence to that soon. But first, you all need to exercise your brains, so we shall brain TRIVIA!!!!!! Or riddles...Whatever shows up in this deck here.
Cleon: I HATE riddles.....
Neal: ::laughs maniacally::
Cleon: What's so funny?
Neal: ::laughs maniacally::
Others: ::laughs maniacally::
Cleon: ::screams::
Me: Alanna! You first!
Alanna: Oh no...
Me: A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible?
Alanna: Ummm.......one is a boy and a girl?
Me: ::reads little card:: Hold on....ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.
Alanna: ::looks confused:: Whatever...
Me: JON! A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn. The farmer carried one sack of grain and the hired help carried two sacks. Who carried the heavier load and why?
Jon: How am I supposed to know? I'm not a farmer! I am king!
Me: The farmer's load was heavier. His hired help only carried two sacks, while the farmer carries one sack, but his sack is a sack of grain. The hired help only carried 2 sacks - both empty.
Jon: Well, I feel stupid....and I'm sure if George were here he'd be snickering...
*TORTALL*
George: ::watching Survivor:: ::snickers at Jon:: Stupid Jon....
*SURVIVOR ISLAND*
Me: NEAL! In the NBA, how many men are on the basketball court for each team.
Neal: Well, 5 play, but I might say 6 because it's never what you expect it to be.
Kel: How'd you know that 5 play?
Neal: Hello? ::turns around so Kel can see the back of his shirt::
Kel: I don't see anything.
Neal: WHAT??? This isn't my jersey! Someone took my jersey!
Me: Neal, the answer is 5.
Neal: WHAT?? I SAID 5! Does that count? Please?
Me: Fine.
Neal: YAY!
Me: Wyldon! A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Wyldon: ::thinking:: He cheated, so he must be punished! DIE MAN DIE!!!!!
Me: ::looks at little card thing:: The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
Wyldon: ::sulks::
Owen: OH NO! IT'S GEORGE THE 2ND!!!!! ::screams::
Me: FAITHFUL! If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Faithful: First.
Me: Second. You passed the guy in second only.
Faithful: ::mumbles curse words::
Me: THAYET!!!! Peter, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda. Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
Thayet: Ummmm...tea? Liquor? VODKA!!!
Me: Elizabeth is drinking coffee. The letter E appears twice in her name, as it does in the names of the others that are drinking coffee.
Thayet: Nuts.
Me: OWEN!!!!!! He starts and ends 2 common English words. One painfull in love, One painfull in everyday matter. Do you know what 2 words it must be?
Owen: Heart Broken? Pain and Hurt?
Me: Heartache and Headache.
Owen: So jolly close....
Me: CLEON!!!! What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Cleon: Swiss.......bleu?
Me: EDAM cheese (made backwards is edam)
Cleon: Oh...
Me: Ozorne!!! There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
Ozorne: Bugger off.
Me: Incorrect! And, no, I will not. The base word is Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I
Me: ROGER!!! The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. Can you figure out how?
Roger: I love candy! Draw a can and put an 'i' after it??
Me: Nooo. The answer: C and Y
Roger: Don't get it.
Me: DAINE!! A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?
Daine: 1955? But it's only 460 H.E.....Hmmmmm.......He's from the future!
Me: He was born in the hostpital with the room number 1955. DOH!
Kel: Oh...
Me: KEL!! Bill bets Craig $100 that he can predict the score of the hockey game before it starts. Craig agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Craig lose the bet?
Kel: Rerun?
Me: Bill said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any hockey game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Kel: Well, then....
Me: NUMAIR!! I cannot be felt, seen or touched; Yet I can be found in everybody; My existence is always in debate; Yet I have my own style of music. What Am I?
Numair: ::confidently:: Soul.
Me: ::stares and is shocked:: You're correct...Wow!
Numair: ::smiles and blushes::
Me: VOTE TO LEAVE NOW!!
Alanna: Roger and Faithful.
Jon: Roger and Thayet.
Faithful: Alanna, ungrateful *beep!* and Jon, also an ungraful *beep!*
Thayet: Ozorne and, I dunno, Daine.
Daine: Slut!
Thayet: Just because I slept with a few men before marrying Jon does not make me a slut!
Jon: Thayet? You are a slut!
Neal: Thayet the slut and Wyldon.
Owen: Wyldon and Thayet.
Wyldon: Cleon and Neal.
Roger: Alanna and Jon.
Ozorne: Thayet and Faithful.
Daine: Thayet and Cleon.
Kel: Cleon and Roger.
Cleon: Kel and Faithful.
Numair: ::thinks long and hard:: Roger and Ozorne.
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I'm sorry that it wasn't very funny. But I guess its long. REVIEW!!!
This is where you come in, reviewers. I need you to think of which Tortallan (or Carthaki, or animal) should be the next to leave. Here's a list of your choices.
Lion Pride
Jon
Alanna
Neal
Wyldon
Faithful
Thayet
Owen
Pearl of My Heart
Cleon
Ozorne
Roger
Daine
Kel
Numair
Please cast your vote!
LadyAlannaSalmalinofConte, theQueenofFluff
Disclaimer: No duh I don't own. *walks away muttering about silly ppl* I got the riddles from riddlenut.com
Survivor
Me: Welcome back all! It's been a while. After much counting, which I have just done ten minutes ago, we have a winner! I mean, a loser......hehe...Delia!
Delia: ::sits, sewing:: ::squeaks:: ::falls off chair::
Me: YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN! GO!
Delia: ::squeaky voice:: Me?
Me: YES YOU! NOW GO!
Delia: ::squeaks and grabs sewing and runs to boat:: Bye, y'all!
All: ::look at Delia strangely::
Delia: What?
All: ::look in other direction:: Nothing.....
Me: So............::thinks:: How about we try something new?
Alanna: Oh no.....
Ozorne: ::yawn:: Like what?
Me: Like instead of getting rid of one person at a time, how about two?
All: ::pale::
Me: YES! Muahahahaaa!! New rules! You must choose TWO people to leave. And we will commence to that soon. But first, you all need to exercise your brains, so we shall brain TRIVIA!!!!!! Or riddles...Whatever shows up in this deck here.
Cleon: I HATE riddles.....
Neal: ::laughs maniacally::
Cleon: What's so funny?
Neal: ::laughs maniacally::
Others: ::laughs maniacally::
Cleon: ::screams::
Me: Alanna! You first!
Alanna: Oh no...
Me: A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys. How can this be possible?
Alanna: Ummm.......one is a boy and a girl?
Me: ::reads little card:: Hold on....ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.
Alanna: ::looks confused:: Whatever...
Me: JON! A farmer and his hired help were carrying grain to the barn. The farmer carried one sack of grain and the hired help carried two sacks. Who carried the heavier load and why?
Jon: How am I supposed to know? I'm not a farmer! I am king!
Me: The farmer's load was heavier. His hired help only carried two sacks, while the farmer carries one sack, but his sack is a sack of grain. The hired help only carried 2 sacks - both empty.
Jon: Well, I feel stupid....and I'm sure if George were here he'd be snickering...
*TORTALL*
George: ::watching Survivor:: ::snickers at Jon:: Stupid Jon....
*SURVIVOR ISLAND*
Me: NEAL! In the NBA, how many men are on the basketball court for each team.
Neal: Well, 5 play, but I might say 6 because it's never what you expect it to be.
Kel: How'd you know that 5 play?
Neal: Hello? ::turns around so Kel can see the back of his shirt::
Kel: I don't see anything.
Neal: WHAT??? This isn't my jersey! Someone took my jersey!
Me: Neal, the answer is 5.
Neal: WHAT?? I SAID 5! Does that count? Please?
Me: Fine.
Neal: YAY!
Me: Wyldon! A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
Wyldon: ::thinking:: He cheated, so he must be punished! DIE MAN DIE!!!!!
Me: ::looks at little card thing:: The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
Wyldon: ::sulks::
Owen: OH NO! IT'S GEORGE THE 2ND!!!!! ::screams::
Me: FAITHFUL! If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Faithful: First.
Me: Second. You passed the guy in second only.
Faithful: ::mumbles curse words::
Me: THAYET!!!! Peter, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda. Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
Thayet: Ummmm...tea? Liquor? VODKA!!!
Me: Elizabeth is drinking coffee. The letter E appears twice in her name, as it does in the names of the others that are drinking coffee.
Thayet: Nuts.
Me: OWEN!!!!!! He starts and ends 2 common English words. One painfull in love, One painfull in everyday matter. Do you know what 2 words it must be?
Owen: Heart Broken? Pain and Hurt?
Me: Heartache and Headache.
Owen: So jolly close....
Me: CLEON!!!! What kind of cheese is made backwards?
Cleon: Swiss.......bleu?
Me: EDAM cheese (made backwards is edam)
Cleon: Oh...
Me: Ozorne!!! There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?
Ozorne: Bugger off.
Me: Incorrect! And, no, I will not. The base word is Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I
Me: ROGER!!! The word CANDY can be spelled using just 2 letters. Can you figure out how?
Roger: I love candy! Draw a can and put an 'i' after it??
Me: Nooo. The answer: C and Y
Roger: Don't get it.
Me: DAINE!! A man was born in 1955. He's alive and well today at age 33. How is this possible?
Daine: 1955? But it's only 460 H.E.....Hmmmmm.......He's from the future!
Me: He was born in the hostpital with the room number 1955. DOH!
Kel: Oh...
Me: KEL!! Bill bets Craig $100 that he can predict the score of the hockey game before it starts. Craig agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Craig lose the bet?
Kel: Rerun?
Me: Bill said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any hockey game starts, the score is always 0-0.
Kel: Well, then....
Me: NUMAIR!! I cannot be felt, seen or touched; Yet I can be found in everybody; My existence is always in debate; Yet I have my own style of music. What Am I?
Numair: ::confidently:: Soul.
Me: ::stares and is shocked:: You're correct...Wow!
Numair: ::smiles and blushes::
Me: VOTE TO LEAVE NOW!!
Alanna: Roger and Faithful.
Jon: Roger and Thayet.
Faithful: Alanna, ungrateful *beep!* and Jon, also an ungraful *beep!*
Thayet: Ozorne and, I dunno, Daine.
Daine: Slut!
Thayet: Just because I slept with a few men before marrying Jon does not make me a slut!
Jon: Thayet? You are a slut!
Neal: Thayet the slut and Wyldon.
Owen: Wyldon and Thayet.
Wyldon: Cleon and Neal.
Roger: Alanna and Jon.
Ozorne: Thayet and Faithful.
Daine: Thayet and Cleon.
Kel: Cleon and Roger.
Cleon: Kel and Faithful.
Numair: ::thinks long and hard:: Roger and Ozorne.
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I'm sorry that it wasn't very funny. But I guess its long. REVIEW!!!
This is where you come in, reviewers. I need you to think of which Tortallan (or Carthaki, or animal) should be the next to leave. Here's a list of your choices.
Lion Pride
Jon
Alanna
Neal
Wyldon
Faithful
Thayet
Owen
Pearl of My Heart
Cleon
Ozorne
Roger
Daine
Kel
Numair
Please cast your vote!
LadyAlannaSalmalinofConte, theQueenofFluff