A.N I feel awful! But, there was a reason for that, you see. With all the new rules on fanfiction.net I planned out waiting to see what other writers were going to do. I have decided to continue. It's seems safe so far, but I may be forced to stop writing this fic because of future problems.
Disclaimer: No duh I don't own. *walks away muttering about silly ppl*
Survivor
Me: Welcome back all. Anyway, I think this fic is becoming very negative because everytime we start, we kick somebody off. That can't be good for everyone's self-esteem. I'M HURTING PEOPLE! *sobs*
Alanna: *pats Hosts arm* It's okay.....I guess....
Me: SOOOOOOOOOO *Alanna squeaks and falls back, scared by this sudden outburst* we are going to be POSITIVE today! So, let's announce the ONE person who was not voted at ALL! NUMAIR!!
Numair: *looks up* I have...t-to...l-l-leave?
Ozorne: Weren't you listening?
Numair: *sheepishly* No....
Neal: No one voted for you, Master Numair.
Numair: Really? Coolies!!!
All: *raise eyebrows at 'coolies'*
Me: Our first evicted one is.......ROGER! He had the most points.
Roger: Me? Who would vote for me? Sweet, innocent, little ole me?
Alanna: You tried to kill Jon, me, and the Queen. I don't think that counts as innocence.
Roger: But, other than that, I am pretty lovable and sweet. Don't you think?
All: No.
Roger: *sticks nose in the air* *walks to boat* *sits down* *pouts*
Owen: Who else has to leave? *while he says this, he is praying: "Not me, not me, not me, not me...."
Me: FAITHFUL!!!! HAA!!!
Faithful: *looks indignant* *gets angry* HOW DARE YOU NOT VOTE FOR ME! I AM THE ALL-MIGHTY FAITHFUL! *men in white suits wisk Faithful off* YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'LL SUE! I'LL.....I'LL....I'LL CALL MY LAWYER! YOU'LL HEAR FROM MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS! YOU CAN COUNT ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!! *is put in crate and loader on boat, which sails away*
Me: Whew! He's finally gone!
Jon: Tell me about it.
Daine: So.........
Kel: Let's play a game!
Wyldon: I don't like games.
Alanna: You don't like anything.
Wyldon: So???
Me: *rubs temples* Please, go back to your camps. You're giving me a head ache.
*All walk back to their camps, mumbling things*
*LION PRIDE*
Owen: Wyldon, why do you hate change?
Alanna: Yes, Wyldon, answer that question for us.
Wyldon: It all started long ago.........*waits for flash back fade* AHEM! It all started long ago...AHEM!
Special Effects Guy: *curses severely* Sorry, Will.
Wyldon: Wyldon.
Special Effects Guy: Whatever. Anyway, the computer isn't working so not flash backs.
Wyldon: NOT FAIR!
Special Effects Guy: You're just going to have to them the way your ancestors did. Change is bad, remember, Will?
Wyldon: It's Wyldon.
Special Effects Guy: Whatever.
Wyldon: *clear throat* *thinks* It's a long story, you know.
Thayet: We don't care. Just tell.
Wyldon: *ignores Thayet* To make a long story short, my father used to swat me when I talked about change.
Others: *look at each other, then at Wyldon like he's crazy or something*
Wyldon: It's the truth!!
*Pearl of My Heart*
Kel: For the last time, I will not go out with you! I've already told you hundreds of times!! *listens to whom she's talking to* No. No, don't give me that look. It makes me feel horrible...*tears well up in eyes* Fine...
Ozorne: Yay! *kisses Kel passionately*
Kel: *shoves him away* ICK!!! *stops* *kisses Ozorne*
Cleon: EWWWW!!
Others: EWWWWWW!
Daine: KEL! I thought I told you how evil he is! He wears mascara for Mithros's sake!
Numair: *looks at Daine*
Daine: What?
Numair: *pouts*
Daine: No.
Numair: *does The Lip*
Daine: Fine.
*Daine and Numair kiss*
*And kiss*
*and kiss*
*LATER*
Me: Sadly, it's time to kick out two people. Go.
Jon: Wyldon and Ozorne.
Alanna: Ozorne and Neal.
Neal: Cleon and Thayet.
Wyldon: Alanna and Neal.
Thayet: Alanna and Jon.
Owen: Thayet and Wyldon.
Cleon: Kel and Neal.
Ozorne: Daine and Numair.
Daine: Ozorne and Kel.
Kel: Daine and Thayet.
Numair: Ozorne and Kel.
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I'm sorry that it wasn't very funny. But I guess its long. REVIEW!!!
This is where you come in, reviewers. I need you to think of which Tortallan (or Carthaki, or animal) should be the next to leave. Here's a list of your choices.
Lion Pride
Jon
Alanna
Neal
Wyldon
Thayet
Owen
Pearl of My Heart
Cleon
Ozorne
Daine
Kel
Numair
Please cast your vote! Only 11 are left!
Queen of Fluff
Disclaimer: No duh I don't own. *walks away muttering about silly ppl*
Survivor
Me: Welcome back all. Anyway, I think this fic is becoming very negative because everytime we start, we kick somebody off. That can't be good for everyone's self-esteem. I'M HURTING PEOPLE! *sobs*
Alanna: *pats Hosts arm* It's okay.....I guess....
Me: SOOOOOOOOOO *Alanna squeaks and falls back, scared by this sudden outburst* we are going to be POSITIVE today! So, let's announce the ONE person who was not voted at ALL! NUMAIR!!
Numair: *looks up* I have...t-to...l-l-leave?
Ozorne: Weren't you listening?
Numair: *sheepishly* No....
Neal: No one voted for you, Master Numair.
Numair: Really? Coolies!!!
All: *raise eyebrows at 'coolies'*
Me: Our first evicted one is.......ROGER! He had the most points.
Roger: Me? Who would vote for me? Sweet, innocent, little ole me?
Alanna: You tried to kill Jon, me, and the Queen. I don't think that counts as innocence.
Roger: But, other than that, I am pretty lovable and sweet. Don't you think?
All: No.
Roger: *sticks nose in the air* *walks to boat* *sits down* *pouts*
Owen: Who else has to leave? *while he says this, he is praying: "Not me, not me, not me, not me...."
Me: FAITHFUL!!!! HAA!!!
Faithful: *looks indignant* *gets angry* HOW DARE YOU NOT VOTE FOR ME! I AM THE ALL-MIGHTY FAITHFUL! *men in white suits wisk Faithful off* YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'LL SUE! I'LL.....I'LL....I'LL CALL MY LAWYER! YOU'LL HEAR FROM MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS! YOU CAN COUNT ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!! *is put in crate and loader on boat, which sails away*
Me: Whew! He's finally gone!
Jon: Tell me about it.
Daine: So.........
Kel: Let's play a game!
Wyldon: I don't like games.
Alanna: You don't like anything.
Wyldon: So???
Me: *rubs temples* Please, go back to your camps. You're giving me a head ache.
*All walk back to their camps, mumbling things*
*LION PRIDE*
Owen: Wyldon, why do you hate change?
Alanna: Yes, Wyldon, answer that question for us.
Wyldon: It all started long ago.........*waits for flash back fade* AHEM! It all started long ago...AHEM!
Special Effects Guy: *curses severely* Sorry, Will.
Wyldon: Wyldon.
Special Effects Guy: Whatever. Anyway, the computer isn't working so not flash backs.
Wyldon: NOT FAIR!
Special Effects Guy: You're just going to have to them the way your ancestors did. Change is bad, remember, Will?
Wyldon: It's Wyldon.
Special Effects Guy: Whatever.
Wyldon: *clear throat* *thinks* It's a long story, you know.
Thayet: We don't care. Just tell.
Wyldon: *ignores Thayet* To make a long story short, my father used to swat me when I talked about change.
Others: *look at each other, then at Wyldon like he's crazy or something*
Wyldon: It's the truth!!
*Pearl of My Heart*
Kel: For the last time, I will not go out with you! I've already told you hundreds of times!! *listens to whom she's talking to* No. No, don't give me that look. It makes me feel horrible...*tears well up in eyes* Fine...
Ozorne: Yay! *kisses Kel passionately*
Kel: *shoves him away* ICK!!! *stops* *kisses Ozorne*
Cleon: EWWWW!!
Others: EWWWWWW!
Daine: KEL! I thought I told you how evil he is! He wears mascara for Mithros's sake!
Numair: *looks at Daine*
Daine: What?
Numair: *pouts*
Daine: No.
Numair: *does The Lip*
Daine: Fine.
*Daine and Numair kiss*
*And kiss*
*and kiss*
*LATER*
Me: Sadly, it's time to kick out two people. Go.
Jon: Wyldon and Ozorne.
Alanna: Ozorne and Neal.
Neal: Cleon and Thayet.
Wyldon: Alanna and Neal.
Thayet: Alanna and Jon.
Owen: Thayet and Wyldon.
Cleon: Kel and Neal.
Ozorne: Daine and Numair.
Daine: Ozorne and Kel.
Kel: Daine and Thayet.
Numair: Ozorne and Kel.
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I'm sorry that it wasn't very funny. But I guess its long. REVIEW!!!
This is where you come in, reviewers. I need you to think of which Tortallan (or Carthaki, or animal) should be the next to leave. Here's a list of your choices.
Lion Pride
Jon
Alanna
Neal
Wyldon
Thayet
Owen
Pearl of My Heart
Cleon
Ozorne
Daine
Kel
Numair
Please cast your vote! Only 11 are left!
Queen of Fluff