A.N I feel awful! But, there was a reason for that, you see. With all the new rules on fanfiction.net I planned out waiting to see what other writers were going to do. I have decided to continue. It's seems safe so far, but I may be forced to stop writing this fic because of future problems.
Disclaimer: No duh I don't own. *walks away muttering about silly ppl*
Survivor
Me: Welcome back all. Anyway, I think this fic is becoming very negative because everytime we start, we kick somebody off. That can't be good for everyone's self-esteem. I'M HURTING PEOPLE! *sobs*
Jon: *hug* We still love you.
Me: *hugs back* *feels better* Okay, so like we did before we're going to announce who was not voted for at all by any of the participants!!! OWEN!! YAY!!!
Owen: COOOL!!!! *dances*
Me: We going to be evicting is two different ways today because it is Eviction Day. The first way is by participants of the Survivor show and the other is by viewers! We had a strange little thing happen with this first contest. We had one person who got the most votes to be evicted and we have a 3-way tie for the other one, soooo we're getting rid of 4 people right now!! They are: OZORNE!!
Ozorne: NOOOOOO!!! *drops into deep black pit* *screams*
Me: KEL!!!!!
Kel: WHAT?????? *strange swooping bird comes and carries her off* NOT HEIGHTS!! *screams*
Me: THAYET!!!!!
Thayet: OH NO! I smeared my lipstick! *gets carried off by a robot* *tries in vain to fix her lipstick*
Me: AAAAND NEAL!!!!!
Neal: WHAT??? *falls into space capsule and is carried away*
Me: Next round of evicting! From the viewers! Oh no!! Another tie!!! Tied for first out are Wyldon!!
Wyldon: *screams and disolves*
Me: CLEON!!!
Cleon: *shrieks and melts*
Me: AND OWEN!!
Owen: *screams, turns to stone, turns to ash and blows away*
Me: Tied for second are: DAINE!!
Daine: *screams and turns into a plant only to be eaten by a deer*
Me: And ALANNA!!!
Alanna: *screams and turns into an ice cube then melts*
Jon: ALANNA!!! *sobs*
Numair: DAINE!!!! *sobs*
Me: Such pitiful broken down men. Well, you guys can continue to cry for your girlfriends while I announce the events that are to take place in the next chapter. *official voice* Your next vote is the most important vote that you can place. This vote decides the winner. Now, vote: King Jonathan of Conte or Master Numair Salmalin.
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This is it. There is one more chapter and then the winner is decided. This vote is the most important one you can make. Remember that. Here's a list of your choices.
Lion Pride
Jon
Pearl of My Heart
Numair
Please cast your vote! Only 2 are left!
Queen of Fluff
Disclaimer: No duh I don't own. *walks away muttering about silly ppl*
Survivor
Me: Welcome back all. Anyway, I think this fic is becoming very negative because everytime we start, we kick somebody off. That can't be good for everyone's self-esteem. I'M HURTING PEOPLE! *sobs*
Jon: *hug* We still love you.
Me: *hugs back* *feels better* Okay, so like we did before we're going to announce who was not voted for at all by any of the participants!!! OWEN!! YAY!!!
Owen: COOOL!!!! *dances*
Me: We going to be evicting is two different ways today because it is Eviction Day. The first way is by participants of the Survivor show and the other is by viewers! We had a strange little thing happen with this first contest. We had one person who got the most votes to be evicted and we have a 3-way tie for the other one, soooo we're getting rid of 4 people right now!! They are: OZORNE!!
Ozorne: NOOOOOO!!! *drops into deep black pit* *screams*
Me: KEL!!!!!
Kel: WHAT?????? *strange swooping bird comes and carries her off* NOT HEIGHTS!! *screams*
Me: THAYET!!!!!
Thayet: OH NO! I smeared my lipstick! *gets carried off by a robot* *tries in vain to fix her lipstick*
Me: AAAAND NEAL!!!!!
Neal: WHAT??? *falls into space capsule and is carried away*
Me: Next round of evicting! From the viewers! Oh no!! Another tie!!! Tied for first out are Wyldon!!
Wyldon: *screams and disolves*
Me: CLEON!!!
Cleon: *shrieks and melts*
Me: AND OWEN!!
Owen: *screams, turns to stone, turns to ash and blows away*
Me: Tied for second are: DAINE!!
Daine: *screams and turns into a plant only to be eaten by a deer*
Me: And ALANNA!!!
Alanna: *screams and turns into an ice cube then melts*
Jon: ALANNA!!! *sobs*
Numair: DAINE!!!! *sobs*
Me: Such pitiful broken down men. Well, you guys can continue to cry for your girlfriends while I announce the events that are to take place in the next chapter. *official voice* Your next vote is the most important vote that you can place. This vote decides the winner. Now, vote: King Jonathan of Conte or Master Numair Salmalin.
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This is it. There is one more chapter and then the winner is decided. This vote is the most important one you can make. Remember that. Here's a list of your choices.
Lion Pride
Jon
Pearl of My Heart
Numair
Please cast your vote! Only 2 are left!
Queen of Fluff