Disclaimer: No, I don't own most of these characters. I do own however, the crazy people-bar Sirius. Meaning I own Kayla and Aria-and some of the cracked up Professors that I'll come up with.



Chapter 5- Loves Sticky Situations

By the end of the day, Lily was in a extremely bad mood. She kept on snapping at everyone who talked to her, even the teachers! Instead of going into the Great Hall for dinner along with the rest of her friends that night, Lily decided to save everyone from her seething temper at the moment, and stalked towards the Ravenclaw Tower to do some homework, or something, anything to keep her mind off of her problems at the moment.

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"Jesus, I don't think that I've ever seen her this pissed at nothing before." Kayla said as they all sat down. "You? She practically snapped my head off and ate it for a late lunch snack thingy in Transfiguration! All I did was suggest that she was having a severely bad case of P.M.S., and she threatened to turn me into a girl so that I could see what it would feel like to go through all of that shit." Sirius said, and shuddered at the thought of going through "all of that shit". "Although, I'd make a strikingly fine-looking lady, dontcha' think?" he asked as a afterthought to his musings.

James shook his head at his friends musings. "Really, though, what's wrong with her?" he asked, more to him self than anyone else as he began to eat. But nerveless, Aria with her sharp ears heard this. "Pouncer." Aria whispered. Kayla looked at her with a confused stare, trying to figure out why she was whispering. "Yea, Aria?" Just then, Dumbledore stood up and got ready to make a speech.

"Good evening students. I'm very sorry for the interruption Mr. Black, but I do indeed having something important to say." Dumbledore commented as he heard Sirius mutter, "This better be bloody important! I'm starving here!" Sirius replied to what the Professor said with, "Then you're lucky." The Great Hall was filled with light laughter, and Professor Dumbledore smiled then continued. "Yes, well thank you. Now, as I was saying. We have some quidditch news for you. I believe that the Gryffindors need a new Keeper, the Ravenclaws a new Beater, and the Hufflepuffs need new Chasers and a seeker. Go to your Quidditch Captains for details on when they are holding their tryouts. The Captains for those of you who don't know, are James Potter for Gryffindor, Amos Diggory for Hufflepuff, Lucius Malfoy for Slytherin, and well, she seems to be missing at the moment, but Lily Evans for the Ravenclaws. I'm sure that they will be posting the tryout dates soon. That is all. Now, on with food. Mimmblewimmblejimmilbe."

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Lily was up in her dorm room trying to figure out what was needed to unplant a jigsaw baby ( a flower that looks like a puzzle, and when you offended it- as these plants were supremely ugly, it shot a puzzle piece at you that makes you turn neon green for seven hours. But this plant could be used to help restore your magic if you used too much at once.) when all of a sudden the door flies open, and a fourth year girl named Alexandra walked in, and started searching for someone. Her eyes stopped however, when they reached Lily's bed, and she started to come over to her. "I really need to tell you something." She said as she sat on the edge of Lily's bed. Lily had always been nice to Alexandra, she felt sorry for the younger girl in a way. After all, she was shunned at home for being what she is. "What is it Alex?" Lily asked as she pulled herself into a sitting position.

"Well, I.eh." she started. She breathed in deeply, and said, "Iwantedtotellyouthatithinkthatariaistryingtosetyouupwithjames." Lily looked at her for a couple of seconds before she started laughing. "Alex, James is my friend. And even though lately I've been wondering if anything else could happen in between us, Aria wouldn't set us up, now Kayla, she's another thing, but Aria is too straight forward." Alex looked at Lily with a confused expression, saying, "You mean you would go out with James?" Lily sighed and banged the back of her head against her headboard as she leaned her head back. "No. Yes. I don't know. I'd be too scared that I'd ruin our friendship. I've known him for as long as I can remember. I'm not sure. I- no, never mind. That'd never happen."

Alex furrowed her brows in confusion. Had she missed something here? "What would never happen?" she asked hesitantly. Having already heard about Lily's snappiness since Amos had tried to make a move on her. "I would- well, I think that I might actually go out with James if we both did a wizards promise not to ruin our friendship. I mean, after a breakup it'd be fine not to talk for a while, but eventually we'd have to be close again. And I'm not sure that if after-if we were to date- that we'd actually be able to do that, regardless that you have to go through with wizard promises." Lily then exhaled one long breath, glad to finally get all of that out. Alex let out a whistle. "Good luck on that one. Well, I'm going to go down to the common room to do some homework. Bye." Alex said as she got up and headed towards the door. "Thanks, I'll need it." Lily muttered to herself.

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"Padfoot?" James said as they entered the sixth year boys dorm room. "What. Prongises?" Was his answer. "I'm going to tell you something, and I don't want you to tell anyone else, okay?" Sirius looked very interested at this point. "OHHHHH. A secret. Do tell." James sighed, knowing that this was his friends way of agreeing not to tell. "What would you say if I told you that I've a sexual attraction..no, it's more like a bad case of the fancies to Lily." Sirius stared at his friend as if he was mental. "Our Lilybilly?" he asked incredulously. James nodded his head. "Oh. My. God. Are. You. Serious?" Sirius barely managed to choke out. "No," James replied, and Sirius exhaled in relief. "You are. But I'm not kidding. I really want to be with her. And not just for her body. Though you do have to admit that that is a plus. I mean she is hotter than hell, but I like who she is not what she is. I need your help. I need her. I think-" he started to say, then stopped as if surprised by his train of thought. "I think," he repeated in a dreamy voice. "That I'm falling for her. And falling harder than anybody I've even known to fall."

Sirius's mouth dropped open in shock as his friend sat down on his bed in a daze. James and Lily! They would make a good couple though. Hmmm. maybe. Just maybe, they were meant to be together. Sirius grinned at this thought. "Well, Jamesey," he whispered. "Looks like we gotta get you set up with your dream girl." Oh this is going to be so much fun! Sirius thought as he laid back on his bed and began to be thinking of a scheme to get two of his best friends together.

James on the other hand, was just sitting on his bed, still in a stupor. I can't believe that I'm falling for one of my best girl friends. Oh God, please don't let me screw this up, and then have her not talk to me. I wouldn't care about the weirdness around her. Just don't let me screw up. I need her. I need her with a passion. Don't let me screw up. I'll do whatever you want me to do, I'll even stop quidditch if that'd get her in my arms. Please, don't let me fuck this up. I need her like I've never needed anything in my whole life. I'm falling in love with Lillian Maria- Teresa Evans. God Help Me.

I will get Lily to be mine. No matter what I have to go through, I will get her. With those last thoughts, James slipped into slumber, and the awaiting dreams that involved a bed, and one girl named Lily Evans. And what a dream that was.

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A/N:

First of all, I'd like to say thank you to all of my reviewers. I really appreciate it.

Second of all, I'm sorry if I copied anyone's Fanfiction, but I didn't mean too. I will try my best to be more original. My most sincere apologies. Please notify me if I make this mistake again.

And third of all, I was wondering if any of you would be interested in being my beta reader.

Thanks for Reading.

Mistress del Mare