and i really suck at sumaries but u should reed this anyway and see the PARODY ALERT.
inu yasha: hey kagomae what r u doing
kagomae: oh hi inu yasha im writing fanfic
inu yasha: whats that and why is ur name messd up
kagomae: my name isnt messed up osuwari
*inu yasha hits the floor*
inu yasha: what was that for bitch
kagomae: don't call me bitch, you baka
*kagomae goes and cries for a while*
sango: hey kimi-tachi whats up
*inu yasha points at kagomae*
inu yasha: shes being stupid and sat me
kagomae: im not being stupid i was riting fanfic
*sango takes a look*
sango: not bad, but u should probably turn ur spell check on
kagomae: but ur from the sengoku jidai u shudnt no about spellcheck---
*sango turns on spellcheck*
Kagome: wow that looks better sango
Sango: yeah, a little bit what are you writing
Kagome: a story about us where were all high school students
Inuyasha: what's high school
*Miroku walks in*
*Inuyasha blinks*
Inuyasha: and why are all you guys here this is Kagomes time
*Miroku sneaks a look at the fanfic*
Miroku: not bad, but you could use some punctuation
*Miroku shows Kagome how to use periods and question marks and exclamation points*
Miroku: See? Now you can read what you write!
Inuyasha (grumbling): I still don't see why we're all in "school".
Kagome: Osuwari, you bakas!
*Shippou enters*
Shippou: auf Wiederschreiben! How are you volk?
Inuyasha: What the--?
*Inuyasha hits Shippou*
Inuyasha: Oi! Omae! Talk normal!
Shippou: But I am sprechen normally! You stupid blod!
*Miroku leans over to Sango*
Miroku: What's wrong with him?
*Sango rolls her eyes*
Sango: I think he got into Kagome's German dictionary again. He thinks it's cool.
Inuyasha: Well, I don't care!!!! We don't know this germ-whatchamacallit crap! Just pick one language and stick with it!
*Inuyasha bangs Shippou on the head*
Shippou: OUCH! Ok, fine then… sorry (sarcastically)
Sango (raising an eyebrow): And another thing, Kagome…about these descriptions…
*Miroku nods*
Miroku: Yeah, I'm running out of asterisks!
*Miroku cannot move anymore
Sango: Wouldn't it be better if you just wrote in paragraph style?
Kagome (scowling): But that would take editing!
Sango (rolls her eyes): Not really…and it's so much easier to read. C'mon, try it!
Kagome types a few more words. "Like this?"
"Yeah!" Sango beams her approval. "Present tense, past tense, doesn't matter as long as you're consistent when you write in third person. Gives you more flexibility when you're trying to describe stuff."
"No kidding! I can finally do this!" Miroku smirks, reaching for Sango's hips.
"And I can reply like THIS!" Sango shouts, bringing Hirakotsu down with a resounding THUMP. Once again, Miroku is unable to move.
I think this is an excellent idea! I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier…ooh, what should I write? Oh, I know…Inuyasha can be the super-cool playboy, 'cause of those sexy ears—no, scratch that, he should be the outcast, 'cause he has golden eyes. Oh, better yet—I could be the captain of the drama club and we could put on Romeo and Juliet, and then there'll be a kissing scene!
"Um, Kagome?" Sango interjects. "I, uh, don't mean to be a pain or anything, but we can kind of see your thoughts out loud here."
"Ack!" Kagome eeps, turning bright red. "I-I didn't mean to, just a little slip, I mean…"
"She thinks my ears are sexy?" Inuyasha grins stupidly. "I never knew…" His eyes cloud suddenly, and his thoughts are lost to all for the next several minutes.
"Hey…" Shippou scowls, poking the drooling hanyou. "No use…he's lost it!"
Miroku shakes his head. "Don't worry about him…I'm sure we don't care to know." Inuyasha continues muttering something vaguely disturbing about pork chops and sexy ears. "Anyways, Kagome…" Miroku continues, flashing his very best "I-am-competent-at-everything-I-do(so-why-don't-you-do-it-with-me)" smile, "you might want to watch what point of view you're writing from."
"Yeah!" Sango agrees, keeping one watchful eye trained on Miroku as she leans toward Kagome's keyboard. "You can't just switch from first person to third person that fast, it makes the fic really hard to read."
"So…" Kagome pauses, trying to digest the information. "I should try not to jump around too much?"
"Yes, if you can!" Miroku adds, looking self-important. Sango sighs, but did not interrupt. "And ewe should always take care to edit your fanfic—spellcheckers don't always work so well."
Sango grins and pokes him good-naturedly. "Oh? Why don't 'ewe' do your own editing then…?"
"Hey! I'll have you know that—" the two begin bickering pleasantly, and Kagome turns her attention back to her keyboard.
"Well…so I guess we can actually start writing the fanfic now, right?" the girl grins hopefully. Inuyasha scowls and turns up his nose.
"I still wanna know why I gotta go to this 'Hi Skool'. Sounds stupid."
Inuyasha crashes to the floor, courtesy of everyone's favorite rosary, and Kagome begins to write.
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