A/N: BOO! lol YGO aint mine so shaddup!
Wolfie: ::is in food hangover::
Taryn: We had to resort to eating the mess before mom got home...BURP
Wolfie: Malik is so OOC in this story...
Taryn: Given that we don't even KNOW what he's like....xcept hes exceedingly evil & freaky!
Wolfie: I prefer him a sass, which is exactly what I made him! SASSAY!
Sane Lady WoLf: BTW if u wanna see that the suite looks like, go to www21.brinkster.com/starbuddyow/ooooo.jpg
Wolfie: It sucks.
SLW: I KNOW!
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DAY ONE!
Yami awoke in his bed and stretched. ~This is a far cry from that damn bridge!!~ He got up and opened his luggage. His room in the suite consisted of two regular-sized beds, one for himself and one for Yugi. In the room that connected to it through a door in the left wall resided Ryou and Bakura. In the room to the right was Honda, Jou, and Malik. Malik constantly snuck in the girls' rooms, since they adored him and would always be playing some fun game.
Yami opened his luggage and looked into the secret compartment for his treasure. He pulled out the Lucky Swimsuit in all its glory. This "Lucky Swimsuit" was a pair of sky-blue jams covered in an orange and white beach floral pattern. It tied up in the front, and whenever it was wore, the bearer always seemed to get the fullest glass of soda; the best kickboard for rent; and always seemed to be front in all the lines.
He changed into it quickly and checked his hair, which had dried in his sleep. Yami thought he heard stirring, but paid no attention to it. Suddenly, he felt something heavy fall onto him, crashing to the floor.
"SHIT!" he yelled, turning around to see that his light had jumped on him from the bed above. Yugi snickered and nuzzled Yami's shoulder and hopped off of him. Ryou, already in a swimsuit, burst through the door.
"What just happened?!" he asked. He was soon accompanied by Yami Bakura and Malik.
"Nothing," said Yami.
"Jou and Honda took off with the girls over to the pool," said Ryou. "It's just us."
Yugi trotted into the bathroom to change into his swimsuit while Malik got out a few CDs. He stuffed them in a beach bag, along with a few towels. Ryou was busy putting on sunscreen, and Bakura sat out on the porch. Yami checked the card keys to make sure they worked, and when everyone was finished the group took off.
***
The five boys made their way out of the hotel and out into the open, Hawaiian air. Ryou pointed the way down to the swimming pool. They wandered through the sidewalks and garden smelling the sweet aroma of tropical flowers and plants. The Hawaiian sun warmed their shoulders, and the soft ocean breeze kept them at a perfect, comfortable temperature.
The pool's water sparkled in the mid-morning sun and glittered in the air as it was splashed about by the soccer team. Each girl was wearing a blue bikini and had their hair tied up in a bun. Malik could recognize Piper, with her long blonde hair, and Kai, with her beanie, along with many other girls he'd met.
Malik jumped into the pool and swam over to the crowd of girls.
"Malik!!!!" yelled Kai. The crowd's heads turned, and they all rushed over to Malik to greet him, or more accurate: tackle him. He had made good friends with them, given his mental bank of fun jokes and games that they loved.
"Malik!! We're playing water volleyball!" yelled Piper.
The girls swam back to the net and tossed a ball.
"Wait, let Malik throw it!" one screeched. The girl tossed the ball to Malik.
"Who's team am I on?" he asked. With that one question, an uproar of whines and yells erupted from the girls, as they clung onto Malik and pulled him out into the middle of the net, trying to get him on their side of the pool.
"Aiite, god! Who's the leader of each team?" Malik asked. The girls on the left side of the net pointed to Piper, and the right side pointed to Kai.
"C'mere, both of you," he said. "Whichever one of you pushes me into the pool first gets me!" Malik took off running to the other side of the pool, where Yugi and Ryou were sitting in the water chatting.
"Yami and Bakura took off with Honda and Joey to the surfing shack to rent a few boards. The waves are perfect!" said Ryou.
Malik skipped across the deck and made a face at the girls on the other side. Kai and Piper took off running after him. Malik had underestimated the speed of these girls! They raced across the deck, trailing on Malik, who was trying as hard as he could to keep in front of them.
"Quit runnin'!" scoffed a lifeguard.
"You heard the dude," Malik said, "stop running."
Malik slowed to a walk. However, Kai scampered ahead of Piper and shoved Malik into the water.
"Awwwwwwwwwwww!" whined Piper.
"I'm on Kai's team, sorry! But that don't mean I don't like y'all!"
Malik swam over to the net and spiked the ball. Yugi and Ryou watched as he played with the girls, splashing water everywhere.
"They LOVE him!" said Yugi.
"Yeah, he's like their toy...he's like a magnet!" said Ryou.
"Wanna go down to the beach?" asked Yugi.
"Sure."
The two boys climbed out of the pool and gathered their things, and walked out to the gate, proceeding to the sunny beach.
***
Meanwhile, back at the pool--
"I'm sick of this game. I quit!" said Malik.
"WHAT?"
"You heard me! I'm getting a drink," said Malik as he got out of the water and strutted over to the bar. Suddenly, volleyball wasn't fun at all anymore. The girls hopped out of the water and followed Malik over to the bar, each sitting on a barstool.
Malik ordered eleven Dr. Peppers, one for each girl and one for himself. He was surrounded by the girls; five teenagers huddled up around him on each side.
"So, how old are you guys?" he asked, putting down his bottle of soda.
"We're all fourteen," said Piper. "You?"
"Three thousand and forty-three."
Laughter erupted.
"Shut up, Malik!" said a Kai.
"Malik?" a girl asked. "Can we bury you at the beach?"
"Kay."
"YaayY!" More giggles.
"Hey, idea!" shouted Piper. "Chugging contest! Malik vs. Kai!"
Malik and Kai picked up their bottles and began drinking.
"CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"
It was a tie-even if the finish was captured on camera, it couldn't have gone to either side. Malik let out an enormous belch, holding his stomach and dropping his bottle.
Kai looked him in the eye and threw her head back. She flew forward again, letting out a huge burp, even louder than Malik's! The area where the girls and Malik resided now had a strong scent of Dr. Pepper.
"Groooooooooooodyyyyyyyyyyyy!" snorted the girls as they burst into laughter.
"I'm going to the beach, it reeks like heck here---thanks to Kai!" said Malik, getting up and walking off. The girls wildly scrambled after him, and right after he left the gate, the girls crashed into him and fell in a heap on the soft, hot sand.
"Smooth," he said as he crawled out from underneath the girls. Malik walked over to the shores, where the cool tides tickled his feet. There were large waves, and he could make out Yami and Bakura surfing.
Malik's backside faced the girls, making visible his baby blue swimsuit. The girls stared at it incessantly. ( A/N: *snicker* lol)
"Looks like you're fan club followed you down to the beach and got trampled," said Ryou, who was accompanied by Yugi.
The girls all stood up abruptly, and looked out at the waves.
"Wow, is that Yami surfing?"
***
Yami cut through the water on his board, keeping perfect balance. Bakura glided up the wave and into the air. He came down and landed, facing Yami.
"See if you can top that! I was airborne!"
"Yeah, sure!" said Yami, turning his balance to fly up the wave and soar off the top of it. He made it off okay, but when he tried to land, his board flew out from under his feet, and he tumbled into the wave. Yami Bakura laughed hysterically. A stupid move. He lost momentum, and was dragged down into the circular cave that the crashing wave was creating. He was surrounded by spinning water, and was filled with awe and amazement. But, the waves moved too fast, for they came crashing down upon him, knocking down his board.
The two yamis and their surfboards washed up on the shores of the beach, snickering. Malik smirked at them.
"Heh, nice surf. Was a riot," he said.
Yami eyed the pack of girls that followed him.
"Wow, you got yourself a pack of groupies there, Ishtar!" he snorted.
Malik walked across the shore, and for once, wasn't followed by the soccer team. He stared at a large hill that ended in a cliff, about forty feet above the ground, with black rocks protruding up from the shallow ocean beneath it.
"Hey guys, go up there! I thought I saw something sparkle."
"Whatever," said Yami.
"By the way, where are Jou and Honda?" asked Ryou. "I thought they went with you."
"They went back to the room to sleep," replied Bakura.
Yami and the girls sped off toward the cliff and hopped up on some rocks and began to climb. Malik waded out into the water and skipped across the rocks.
"Malik, I thought you were lying! We found something!" said Yami.
Malik turned his head in surprise. He was lying.
"What?"
"Yeah, it's a weird necklace."
The girls bent down over the cliff and smiled at Malik. He caught Kai's face in the middle. She leaned forward, far over the cliff.
"Be CAREFUL, Kai!" yelled Malik.
"It's so cool! You have to see i---"
Kai gasped and screamed, for she had lost her balance over the cliff. She fell plummeting into the rocks, head first at that!
"Shit!" said Malik, rushing below her. He caught her in his arms, knocking him down onto the rock.
"Oh my god!" squealed Yugi, who was watching the expedition from a chair. "Kai knocked Malik on his ass!"
And indeed, she had! The expressions of terror on the girls' faces switched to smiles as they began to cheer and clap.
"Hey, thanks for saving my butt!" said Kai.
"Yeah, and thanks for knocking ME on mine."
***
It was 4:00 PM, and everyone had made their way to the Outdoor Lounge. Yami and Yugi laid on chairs next to one another, and Ryou and Bakura were swimming. Malik and the girls ( A/N: Who else?) were perched at the bar. The stereo was blasting music through the lounge.
"Hey, all you people out there! It's time for----------CARDIO RADIO Aerobics!!! Get your bubble butts down here and let's rumble!"
Ryou, Yugi, Yami, and Bakura exchanged looks.
"How extremely wrong did that sound?"
"Very, very extremely wrong."
"You there--The one with the white hair? No, not you--you're twin. Yes, you!" said the female announcer, gesturing for Bakura to come up onto the mat.
"Oh Ra..."
"And you- Those two blondes?" she said, pointing to Malik and Jou. Bakura, Jou, and Malik reluctantly stepped up onto the mat along with about three other people and the lady turned the stereo on full blast. It was playing a cardio-workout song.
***
After the warm-up was done, the real exercises began.
"Aiite, let's start with the hips! Move those hips!" she said, pivoting her hips in a circle. The others followed, and Yami and Yugi guffawed hysterically. The soccer team gawked at Malik. They had moved closer to the mat, and watched in awe as Malik rotated his hips to the beat of the music. The lady then moved to the arms and calves, creating an aerobic routine that the others followed.
"Ooo, look..." said Kai, for now the routine was moving extremely fast.
While the girls were busy watching Malik work out, Ryou was cackling along with Yami, Honda, and Yugi.
"NICE, BAKURA!!" yelled Yami, who then toppled over, roaring with laughter. Yugi and Honda laughed particularly at Jou, who wasn't doing a good job at all.
"BUNS AND THIGHS!!!!!!!!" yelled Yami again, who's eyes were watering.
"It's not THAT funny!!" said Ryou, who was laughing partly at Yami and partly at the "dancers".
"Don't mind him, he's high on Sweet Tart chewies," snorted Yugi.
"HeeeehehheheheHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!!!!!" roared Yami, falling over and knocking a chair over.
"It's half over, guys, YOU CAN DO IT!"
***
The whole group was too tired to go out to the Tiki Restaruant for dinner, so they gathered round the TV with some room service food instead. All seven boys and the ten girls on the soccer team crowded around the TV in the girls' bedroom, watching The Simpsons Marathon. (A/N: The particular episode that was on was the one where Bart gets a pool in his yard then breaks his leg lol)
"D'oh!" said Yami, who had dropped a Skittle on the floor.
"It's rubbing off on him...we've been watching the Simpsons for an hour and a half!" said Ryou. Everyone yawned, for it was late--and soon, they had all fallen asleep in a pile. Yugi woke up suddenly, and grabbed the remote.
"Shut up, you!" he said, turning the blaring television off and falling back asleep.
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