Author's notes: The last chappie!!! Sorry i didn't have a lemon in it...Im writing lotsa new stuff: Forever Young, about Bakura's childhood, and Summer, a fic about the boys in the summer. Maybe even camp! EXPECT LEMONS IN SUMMER!!!

VISIT MY WEBSITE OR ELSE!!! YOU WILL TURN INTO ANZU IF U DONT!!! HURRY! BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! http://www21.brinkster.com/starbuddyow

This is like a closing paragraph, sort of.....I just lost interest, hell, i was having Christmas! I went skiing! Please don't flame me or anything! Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted! ^_____^

Going back home

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The boys stood outside of the Hawaiian hospital waiting. Kai had made a full recovery from her head injury, and was to be released today. The Wolves, even without their captain, had placed second in the soccer championship. The doors cracked open, and the small girl stepped out.

"Kai!" the boys shouted. She walked out slowly and wobbily, in a summer dress with pink blossoms and flowers and her head in a bandana of the same pattern. The scarlet-haired girl was wearing pink loop earrings, with her hair tied back in two braids. She was still a bit dizzy, but the officials said that she could be released.

Ryou and Bakura stood close together, holding their neatly- packed suitcases. Ryou had to pack Bakura's luggage because the contents were so messy that the lid couldn't even fit on. Yugi and Yami had their duffel bags ready, and Yugi was armed and ready with his never-ending supply of candy. Jou and Honda had seized possesion of the 5 gameboys, and were heavily packed with games for the plane ride. Malik and Marik shared the same suitcase.

Kai stumbled a bit, and Piper ran over to her and helped her up. The soccer team all pitched in in packing Kai's belongings.

***

The airport was packed with people. Noisy people. Wailing infants. Complaining children.

"I'm HUUUNGRRYYY!!!!"

"MOM, JAKEY WON'T GIVE ME BACK MR. KINKIES!!! (don't ask....Kinkies is a teddy bear, thats ALL i will say.)

"Mommy, diwty diapewr!!"

"I DONT WIKE TH' AIWPOWT!!"

"Mommy, you towd me to howd the pwane tickets and I dwopped tem in the cwowd! Woops!

"IM THIWWSSTTYYY!!!!"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!"

"God, they sound like Anzu!" snorted Jou, who was fiddling with a gameboy. They were all seated in a group, getting ready to board.

"Hey, maybe---" started Yugi.

"No, Yugi, candy won't help us now," spat Bakura. Bakura was scooted close to his hikari with a scowl on his face. People had been looking at Ryou. His Ryou. His beautiful Ryou, attracting the public with his snowy-soft hair and those gleaming chocolate eyes. Bakura was almost hugging his aibou, with his arm slung behind the boy's back. He looked protective, fierce, but cared for the boy with his life.

"Y'all, we'RRe GuRRna boaRRD this here FLIGHT RRite now. Please hand in YERR tickets. We go'n have a GOOOOD taiyme in HAYYRE, just wait."

"Great, we've got a country hick as our flight manager. Just wonderful. When is our private jet getting here?!" snorted Honda.

The boys listened to the wailing children boarding the plane. It was a long wait before their jet even pulled in.

Yugi had fallen asleep in Yami's lap. The dark spirit looked at him and motioned for everyone else to be quiet.

"Awwwwwwww...." whispered Ryou.

"HEY Y'ALL, I SAID YERR PLANE'S HERRE ALLREADY!!!"

Yugi awoke with a jolt.

"GOD DAMMIT, if you don't get UP, the DADBURNED JET'S GURNNA LEAVE WITHOUTCHA!!!"

The boys looked at the woman angrily. She was loud, and her twang didn't help.

***

They boarded the plane in peace, and all settled down in the back room.

"Well, let's play a nice game. For once," said Yugi.

"Let's play No Lies. Everyone go around in a circle and confess something!" suggested Ryou.

Everyone: 0_0;

"Gosh, I'll go first...." said Yugi sheepishly. "I...well....we all know about Yami and I." he said as he stared lovingly into his darker half's eyes. Yami rubbed the little boy's head softly and kissed his cheek.

"Awwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!" the girls whispered. Even Malik and Ryou pitched in in the cooing. Bakura smiled a bit, it was cute. ^_^

"Ryou?" said Yugi, settling into Yami's soft embrace and snuggling his arms.

Ryou blushed. "I...haven't told anyone but Yugi, Yami, and Malik about this...I......" Ryou's face flushed red. He scooted over to Bakura and kissed him.

Everyone gasped. They saw the boys' lips part after a few seconds, and wathced Bakura's face grow red.

"There. I'm not good with words," said Ryou, smiling.

"Awwwwwwwwww."

"Jou?" asked Ryou.

"Uhhh....well, I uh....kind of spiked the punch at this wedding while you were gone!" he spat.

Everyone looked at him in wonder and burst out laughing.

"I'm with him! I did it too," said Honda.

"Maaalliik??" everyone said in unison.

"Gaak!!! Um..." he blushed. Yami sniggered.

"YOU KNOW!" he said, pointing an angry finger at Yami, who then began to cackle.

"He and Marik got it OONNNNNN!!!!" snapped Yami, laughing hysterically.

"Yeah, and this time, you weren't there to stop us," said Malik, who then sunk into his yami like a metled lump of goo. He threw his neck back and grabbed ahold of Marik's arm. He thrived on being in mere contact with his yami.

"He was on top," said Marik.

.....

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!"

Malik squeezed Marik and sunk his face into his yami's abdomen. He curled up in his lap, lying like a rag doll, Marik's belonging.

"Malik wants some too!" said Ryou.

"Okay," said Marik. He picked up Malik cradle-style and walked into the onboard bathroom.

Silence.

A high-pitched, girlish scream came from the bathroom.

"AAAIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

THUD!

Marik burst out of the doors and marched back to his bean bag chair. Malik meandered out behind him, swaying slowly and panting. His face was beet-red. He reached down and zipped up his jeans, and then buttoned the loose button. ( ^________^ )

Malik collapsed and melted into Marik's lap. Marik pulled him up, and spoke.

"And the finale!" he said. He shoved his face into Malik's, locking their lips tightly. The whole group was watching them, and didn't seem to have a problem with the quite obvious and visible exchange of tounge-dancing and biting that was taking place. Marik slowly pulled away from Malik, and let go of his shoulders. The blonde slid down Marik's chest and melted into a drooling pile of goo. His eyes were clouded and his skin was covered in beads of sweat. A stream of saliva dribbled down his chin.

"Happy?" asked Marik.

Malik nodded his head and giggled like a high-school girl. He lolled his head until it lay on Marik's torso. Malik had lost nearly all control of himself.

"Um...who else do we have? Yami?"

"OOOO!!!!" screeched Yami. "I know what I did! Two nights ago, when Kai was in the hospital, Yugi, Bakura, Ryou, and me all went into the bathrooms at 1 am. We stripped naked--not in front of each other, duh..--and me and Bakura wrapped our aibous in toilet paper!!! Me and Bakura got wrapped up too. We all were nude mummies running around the hospital at 1 am!! Malik and Marik wouldn't know, they were sleeping with each other." Everyone giggled. "But, all the sick kids thought we were hilarious, and when the staff chased us, me and Bakura flashed them!! We managed to get back into our clothes before we got caught."

Everyone cracked up. But, each person's laughter died away when they looked over at the pair of blondes. Malik was attatched to Marik and chewing on his navel, and Marik had a quite strange expression on his face. It was a cross between worry, embarassment, and very, very guilty pleasure.

"DOWN, boy, DOWN!" said Marik, pushing Malik's head away.

"Ruff!" Malik barked. Malik then slammed his head into Marik's crotch, the place he'd least like to be attacked, but in a way, the most.

"I didn't mean it t-thAT way..." scoffed Marik in a hoarse and raspy voice. "Please ex-excuse us for a minute..." he said as he and Malik walked into another chamber of the plane.

"Kai?" said Yugi.

Kai gasped. "Well....I, I know that they're together and stuff, its so cute...but I've kind of formed a Malik Ishtar Fan club witht he soccer team!!!" she said.

"ILMITSAH!!!" the girls yelled.

"Can't tell you what that means, its an acronym!" said Piper.

A voice came from the other room. A rather hoarse voice, belonging to Malik.

"IT MEANS "I LOVE MALIK ISHTAR THE SEXY ASS HOTTIE"! I heard you talking!! AAAACchh.....Marik, stop...." The group switched their attention to the other side of the plane.

The last thing said was, "Malik, we can't have sex on the plane! I'll sleep with you first thing when we're back home!" and the boys rejoined the group.

"Well, we all admitted!" said Ryou.

"IDEA!!!" said Jou, moving to the mini-bar. He handed out sodas to everyone, cracking the lid open for each.

"Cheers for an awesome trip!!!" he said. The group clanged their Dr. Peppers together, chugged the sodas, and set their drinks down to begin a nice game of Spin the Dr. Pepper can.

~THE END~

A/N: Okay, howd ya like it? It sucked....but read "Summer!" Im over my hating Anu, but i hate Anzu pairings still. Just read. It has yaoi. BUt.....Anzu gets a haircut that makes her look smart (SHE DOESNT HAVE A SQUARE ON HER HEAD ANYMORE) and.....just READ. LOL Malik/Marik, Yugi/Yami, and Ryou/Anzu. JUST KIDDING! Scared ya, eh? Ryou/Anzu will NEVER work....hate her pairings, dotn hate HER. FInally got over it. Try my ANzu-hating-therapy program!