Yayzz! This is my second Invader Zim fanfic. It's a parody of "The
Faculty"(which I don't own) with IZ characters. There are oh SOO many
hidden cameos, mostly from Simpsons characters and teachers that are
unfortunate enough to have had me as a student in the past. As you may have
guessed, I OWN NONE OF THESE CHARACTERS!!!
Chapter 1: Spooky Pre-Scenes
Golf team practice.
Coach/Custodian Willie: Get that ball in the hole and get it there right NOW!!! DAMN!! You missed!! * lip quivers * Alright, practice is over. * team leaves as Red turns around and flips him the bird *
Willie: * stunned * I think he just flicked me off! * sobs *
* mysterious person walks up behind him*
Willie: *sniff* Yeah? What do you want?!
(screen fades and comes back in the Principal's office)
Principal Skinner: First of all, no Teacher #1 you can't have a giant Pez(don't own it) dispenser in the teacher's lounge! And if you want TV in the bathroom stalls, you're going to have to pay for it with your own money. And the Drama Club will not receive that $50,000 you requested, Ms. Krebaple. Are you insane?
Ms.Krebaple: Quite possibly.
Skinner: Great! I like them like that! Okay, meeting adjourned!
* all of the teachers leave except Willie*
Skinner: What do you want?
Willie: You look completely disgusting tonight.
Skinner: *blushes* Why thank you!
Willie: Can I have that knife behind you so I can gut you and run around the school like a maniac?
Skinner: * hands Willie a big, long steak knife * Okay! You do that!
Willie: Now hold out your hand so I can stab you.
Skinner: Is this going to hurt?
Willie: Yes.
Skinner: * whimpers * Fine. * holds out hand *
Willie: * can only give him the equivalent of a paper cut because the knife is rubber* Damn you, evil prop people! * chases Skinner around the school until they come to the door*
Skinner: That was fun!
Ms. Krebaple: (os) Seymour! What are you doing alone in a dark building with someone else?
Skinner: Oh, I seem to have forgotten my keys. I'll come back to your jealous rant after I go get them. I wouldn't want to miss an opportunity to be chased through the building by a knife-wielding homicidal maniac! * gets keys and returns to the door*
Ms. Krebaple: There's one now! * point to Willie at the other end of the hallway* Willie: *lightning flashes behind him* I found a real knife! And the first person I used it on was the evil prop director! * raises blood covered knife *
Prop Director's friend: hey! You killed Kenny!
Willie: Shut up! * runs into door*
Skinner: (os) Problem solved! Say, why are you looking at me like you've been possessed by an alien and are about to use the knife Willie dropped to kill me? Ms. Krebaple: Because I am, genius! * kills Skinner*
Nny: HEY! That's my job!
Ms. Krebaple: Since when were you in this fanfic?
Nny: Since you stole my knife.
Ms. Krebaple: I am an alien life form, do not bother stabbing me with one of your many other knives.
Nny: Ooooo! Aliens! So where are you from?
(screen fades out)
In front of Springfield Elementary Skool, a car hits three kids while pulling up to the school. Luckily, they were cheerleaders. Dib is picked up by jocks and has his head flushed down an outdoor Porta-Potty(I don't own this). The screen freezes as his crap covered, very large head is pulled out of the toilet. (freeze) Dib, Sci-Fi obsessed geek(end freeze). A girl in black clothes walks by, laughing to herself.(freeze) Gaz, goth girl and Gameslave 2 addict(end freeze). Nearby, a group of cheerleaders shows Tak obsessing over a broken nail.(freeze) Tak, popular ditz, head cheerleader, editor of "The Weekly Load of Libel"(end freeze) Then we see a jock being tackled by fellow golf players.(freeze) Red, golf team captain, airheaded jock who only gains depth during the last five minutes of the movie(end freeze). In the bathroom, we see Dib vomiting. Wait, I already introduced him. Oh, next to Dib, something that resembles a drug deal is going on.
Snackjunkie #1: So you'll give us 3 bags of Skittles for $5?
Snackjunkie #2: It was $3 last week!
Purple: Do you know how hard it is to get these past Skinner? You would think that a principal wouldn't need to turn to students for his candy!
Snackjunkies: Fine. * cough up the dough and take the Skittles*
Purple: Aahhh, the life of a Snack Dealer.
(freeze) Purple, Snack Dealer who has repeated the sixth grade five times(end freeze). Back outside, we see a badly disguised Zim with a blonde wig, blue contact lenses and a southern accent, posing as the new girl. He walks up to someone in a Scary Movie Killer costume and demands, "TAKE THE ALMIGHTY ZIM TO YOUR LEADER!!!" The person in the costume points to the door as the screen freezes once again. (freeze) Zim, Irken posing as the new girl. (end freeze) Zim then goes to the office to get his schedule.
1st Period- Be introduced to the dumbness of the plotline.
2nd Period- Become discovered.
3rd Period- Use clichéd storylines to create a Red Herring and move the attention away from yourself.
4th Period- Have possessed minions attack your friends.
5th Period- Be exposed. Literally!
6th Period- Die. Just DIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Zim: 6th period sounds good!* goes to find his first period class.*
A/N: Is this a good beginning? TELL MEEE!!!! I must know!!! *sugar wears off * Anyway, just review please.
Chapter 1: Spooky Pre-Scenes
Golf team practice.
Coach/Custodian Willie: Get that ball in the hole and get it there right NOW!!! DAMN!! You missed!! * lip quivers * Alright, practice is over. * team leaves as Red turns around and flips him the bird *
Willie: * stunned * I think he just flicked me off! * sobs *
* mysterious person walks up behind him*
Willie: *sniff* Yeah? What do you want?!
(screen fades and comes back in the Principal's office)
Principal Skinner: First of all, no Teacher #1 you can't have a giant Pez(don't own it) dispenser in the teacher's lounge! And if you want TV in the bathroom stalls, you're going to have to pay for it with your own money. And the Drama Club will not receive that $50,000 you requested, Ms. Krebaple. Are you insane?
Ms.Krebaple: Quite possibly.
Skinner: Great! I like them like that! Okay, meeting adjourned!
* all of the teachers leave except Willie*
Skinner: What do you want?
Willie: You look completely disgusting tonight.
Skinner: *blushes* Why thank you!
Willie: Can I have that knife behind you so I can gut you and run around the school like a maniac?
Skinner: * hands Willie a big, long steak knife * Okay! You do that!
Willie: Now hold out your hand so I can stab you.
Skinner: Is this going to hurt?
Willie: Yes.
Skinner: * whimpers * Fine. * holds out hand *
Willie: * can only give him the equivalent of a paper cut because the knife is rubber* Damn you, evil prop people! * chases Skinner around the school until they come to the door*
Skinner: That was fun!
Ms. Krebaple: (os) Seymour! What are you doing alone in a dark building with someone else?
Skinner: Oh, I seem to have forgotten my keys. I'll come back to your jealous rant after I go get them. I wouldn't want to miss an opportunity to be chased through the building by a knife-wielding homicidal maniac! * gets keys and returns to the door*
Ms. Krebaple: There's one now! * point to Willie at the other end of the hallway* Willie: *lightning flashes behind him* I found a real knife! And the first person I used it on was the evil prop director! * raises blood covered knife *
Prop Director's friend: hey! You killed Kenny!
Willie: Shut up! * runs into door*
Skinner: (os) Problem solved! Say, why are you looking at me like you've been possessed by an alien and are about to use the knife Willie dropped to kill me? Ms. Krebaple: Because I am, genius! * kills Skinner*
Nny: HEY! That's my job!
Ms. Krebaple: Since when were you in this fanfic?
Nny: Since you stole my knife.
Ms. Krebaple: I am an alien life form, do not bother stabbing me with one of your many other knives.
Nny: Ooooo! Aliens! So where are you from?
(screen fades out)
In front of Springfield Elementary Skool, a car hits three kids while pulling up to the school. Luckily, they were cheerleaders. Dib is picked up by jocks and has his head flushed down an outdoor Porta-Potty(I don't own this). The screen freezes as his crap covered, very large head is pulled out of the toilet. (freeze) Dib, Sci-Fi obsessed geek(end freeze). A girl in black clothes walks by, laughing to herself.(freeze) Gaz, goth girl and Gameslave 2 addict(end freeze). Nearby, a group of cheerleaders shows Tak obsessing over a broken nail.(freeze) Tak, popular ditz, head cheerleader, editor of "The Weekly Load of Libel"(end freeze) Then we see a jock being tackled by fellow golf players.(freeze) Red, golf team captain, airheaded jock who only gains depth during the last five minutes of the movie(end freeze). In the bathroom, we see Dib vomiting. Wait, I already introduced him. Oh, next to Dib, something that resembles a drug deal is going on.
Snackjunkie #1: So you'll give us 3 bags of Skittles for $5?
Snackjunkie #2: It was $3 last week!
Purple: Do you know how hard it is to get these past Skinner? You would think that a principal wouldn't need to turn to students for his candy!
Snackjunkies: Fine. * cough up the dough and take the Skittles*
Purple: Aahhh, the life of a Snack Dealer.
(freeze) Purple, Snack Dealer who has repeated the sixth grade five times(end freeze). Back outside, we see a badly disguised Zim with a blonde wig, blue contact lenses and a southern accent, posing as the new girl. He walks up to someone in a Scary Movie Killer costume and demands, "TAKE THE ALMIGHTY ZIM TO YOUR LEADER!!!" The person in the costume points to the door as the screen freezes once again. (freeze) Zim, Irken posing as the new girl. (end freeze) Zim then goes to the office to get his schedule.
1st Period- Be introduced to the dumbness of the plotline.
2nd Period- Become discovered.
3rd Period- Use clichéd storylines to create a Red Herring and move the attention away from yourself.
4th Period- Have possessed minions attack your friends.
5th Period- Be exposed. Literally!
6th Period- Die. Just DIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Zim: 6th period sounds good!* goes to find his first period class.*
A/N: Is this a good beginning? TELL MEEE!!!! I must know!!! *sugar wears off * Anyway, just review please.