YEAH!!! People reviewed!!! I still don't own any characters from IZ or the
Simpsons.
Chapter 2: In the Hallway, First Period
Tak is talking to a bunch of her cheerleader friends as Red taps her on the shoulder. Red: I need to talk to you.
As they walk away, Tak's friends whisper among themselves.
Tak: So what is it, my golf team captain, fake boyfriend?
Red: That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Tak: Huh?
Red: I'm quitting the golf team so I can concentrate on passing the sixth grade. You wouldn't want to go onto seventh grade without me, would you?
Tak: You do realize this means you're not my fake boyfriend anymore, right?
Red: What?! How shallow is that?! Why are you dumping me just because I'm not the golf team captain anymore?!
Tak: Stereotypical Elementary Skool Kid's Unwritten Law.
Red: It's not unwritten anymore. It's now in convenient index card form. * gives Tak the index card *
Tak: And can't you read? "The golf team captain always dates the head cheerleader." Red: But it's stupid!!! It's shallow!!!
Tak: It's a teen movie, what do you expect? * walks back to her friends, putting on a fake crying and "HE DUMPED ME!!!" act *
In the Teacher's Lounge
Nurse Flanders (Maude) is sitting on the couch with pneumonia.
Teacher #1: Most people would start using their sick days about now.
Nurse Flanders: * smallpox appear * No, I'm saving those for when I feel better. Teacher #1: Well, I guess that fits in with the nonsense motif of horror movies. Teacher #2: Excuse me, my arm is bleeding very heavily right now. Could you please help me?
Nurse Flanders: What do I look like, a nurse?
Teacher #2: * drops dead *
Teacher #1: You are.
Flanders: Oh yeah. * Willie enters, goes over to the Tang cooler and takes multiple drinks. *
Teacher #1: Whoa! He's thirsty! Just looking at him makes me want to go! * pssssssssssss *
Willie: Will you please stop defecating on my shoe?
Teacher #1: No.
Willie: I'll get you later. ( evil glint in his eye and an OOC smile ) Why Nurse Flanders! You look extremely gruesome today!
Flanders: * puddle of sweat forms on the floor * Thank you, Coach/Custodian Willie. Willie: I have an earache.
Flanders: That's nice.
Willie: Can you fix it for me?
Flanders: This IS a horror movie, and turning my back on either you or Ms. Krebaple will probably mean certain death, but what's a horror movie without some gaping plot holes? Willie: Right about that! * breaks Maude's nail *
Maude: The pain!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
First Period
Ms. Bitters: Class, we have a new student who will share our DOOM. Her name is Zim and she's from somewhere south of here. (remember, Zim is in drag because he's playing Marybeth.)
Dib: * gets up on his desk to start ranting *
Purple: Dib, don't even start that "He's an alien" rant. (class giggles)
Dib: I wasn't! I was going to prove something else about them! * points accusingly at Zim *
Purple: Like what?! This talking is interfering with my sugar high.
Dib: SHE'S A MAN, BABY!!!!!!!!!! * clamps hand over his mouth * That has to be the most OOC thing I've ever said!
Red: Right Austin. Now if you would cut out your OOC quotes, I have to get back to flirting with your sister and fulfilling this movie's requirements for unrealistic romance. Gaz: Hehehe! I like the use of big words! That's not common in jocks!
Dib: HEY! That's my sister! BACK OFF!!!!
Ms. Bitters: * drinks a glass of Tang * Okay class, since your entire extended family will be doomed, I want you to make a family tree of all those among them that are living. Any questions?
Purple: Why do cows moo? (laughter among most students)
Red: Will this be on the Final Exam of DOOM?
Ms. Bitters: This IS the Final Exam. * OOC niceness * But take DOOM off the end!
Oh, I forgot. I don't own Tang or Final Exams of DOOM either. But if anyone knows the person who does, could you please kill them? (just kidding)
Chapter 2: In the Hallway, First Period
Tak is talking to a bunch of her cheerleader friends as Red taps her on the shoulder. Red: I need to talk to you.
As they walk away, Tak's friends whisper among themselves.
Tak: So what is it, my golf team captain, fake boyfriend?
Red: That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Tak: Huh?
Red: I'm quitting the golf team so I can concentrate on passing the sixth grade. You wouldn't want to go onto seventh grade without me, would you?
Tak: You do realize this means you're not my fake boyfriend anymore, right?
Red: What?! How shallow is that?! Why are you dumping me just because I'm not the golf team captain anymore?!
Tak: Stereotypical Elementary Skool Kid's Unwritten Law.
Red: It's not unwritten anymore. It's now in convenient index card form. * gives Tak the index card *
Tak: And can't you read? "The golf team captain always dates the head cheerleader." Red: But it's stupid!!! It's shallow!!!
Tak: It's a teen movie, what do you expect? * walks back to her friends, putting on a fake crying and "HE DUMPED ME!!!" act *
In the Teacher's Lounge
Nurse Flanders (Maude) is sitting on the couch with pneumonia.
Teacher #1: Most people would start using their sick days about now.
Nurse Flanders: * smallpox appear * No, I'm saving those for when I feel better. Teacher #1: Well, I guess that fits in with the nonsense motif of horror movies. Teacher #2: Excuse me, my arm is bleeding very heavily right now. Could you please help me?
Nurse Flanders: What do I look like, a nurse?
Teacher #2: * drops dead *
Teacher #1: You are.
Flanders: Oh yeah. * Willie enters, goes over to the Tang cooler and takes multiple drinks. *
Teacher #1: Whoa! He's thirsty! Just looking at him makes me want to go! * pssssssssssss *
Willie: Will you please stop defecating on my shoe?
Teacher #1: No.
Willie: I'll get you later. ( evil glint in his eye and an OOC smile ) Why Nurse Flanders! You look extremely gruesome today!
Flanders: * puddle of sweat forms on the floor * Thank you, Coach/Custodian Willie. Willie: I have an earache.
Flanders: That's nice.
Willie: Can you fix it for me?
Flanders: This IS a horror movie, and turning my back on either you or Ms. Krebaple will probably mean certain death, but what's a horror movie without some gaping plot holes? Willie: Right about that! * breaks Maude's nail *
Maude: The pain!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
First Period
Ms. Bitters: Class, we have a new student who will share our DOOM. Her name is Zim and she's from somewhere south of here. (remember, Zim is in drag because he's playing Marybeth.)
Dib: * gets up on his desk to start ranting *
Purple: Dib, don't even start that "He's an alien" rant. (class giggles)
Dib: I wasn't! I was going to prove something else about them! * points accusingly at Zim *
Purple: Like what?! This talking is interfering with my sugar high.
Dib: SHE'S A MAN, BABY!!!!!!!!!! * clamps hand over his mouth * That has to be the most OOC thing I've ever said!
Red: Right Austin. Now if you would cut out your OOC quotes, I have to get back to flirting with your sister and fulfilling this movie's requirements for unrealistic romance. Gaz: Hehehe! I like the use of big words! That's not common in jocks!
Dib: HEY! That's my sister! BACK OFF!!!!
Ms. Bitters: * drinks a glass of Tang * Okay class, since your entire extended family will be doomed, I want you to make a family tree of all those among them that are living. Any questions?
Purple: Why do cows moo? (laughter among most students)
Red: Will this be on the Final Exam of DOOM?
Ms. Bitters: This IS the Final Exam. * OOC niceness * But take DOOM off the end!
Oh, I forgot. I don't own Tang or Final Exams of DOOM either. But if anyone knows the person who does, could you please kill them? (just kidding)