Yayzz! Thank you, to all those who reviewed! I still don't own Invader Zim
or The Simpsons, as you may have noticed. Or Tang. Or Skittles. Or
Spongebob. Scherpie and Hernia own themselves.
Chapter 3: 2nd Period
Purple is cracking open a vending machine in the Science Supply Room.
Zim: So you get your kicks from stealing snacks from vending machines?
Purple: I would use all that money I make from selling them, but that would make far too much sense. So why are you dressed up as a girl?
Zim: So they don't suspect I'm an alien!
Purple: Red, Tak and I aren't wearing disguises, yet YOU'RE the one that would have been discovered if I hadn't made Dib look stupid.
Zim: * silence *
Dib: ( listening through the vents ) * falls out of the ceiling * Hah! Now I get to see how aliens make out! * takes a picture of Zim and Purple staring at him like he was insane. Which he is. *
Purple: How is it that humans are tall, but so dumb? We weren't doing anything, idiot. Dib: If you weren't doing anything, then what's that sound?
( something else is heard coming down the vent ) * Bart Simpson slides out * Bart: What's shaking, man?
Purple, Zim, Dib: * stare *
Dib: Did you just wake up from a ten year coma?
Bart: Probably. Well, gotta run! Nurse Flanders is having her mandatory tonsil examination, which just REALLY disrupts the flow of my day!
Dib: Tonsil examinations? Since when did we have those?
Bart: Since something really weird happened to all of the teachers! They're acting so. different! And drinking Tang all of the time! It's like they've been possessed my some creature that lives off of it! Hope I didn't give away too much of the plot!
Zim: No, I'm sure that there are still parts of the plot that haven't been blatantly revealed yet.
Bart: Well, bye! * runs out of the room *
Dib: * Immediately turns to Zim and points at him accusingly * Okay, the sudden need for tonsil examinations? Teachers drinking too much Tang? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS?!?!
Zim: * sweating * Nothing! What makes you think that I would have anything to do with this?
Dib: Only that you almost ALWAYS have some evil plan to take over the world! Purple: ( sounding extremely irritated ) Dib, just shut up already! He's not doing anything! JUST SHUT UP!!
Dib: * backs out of the room, frightened by an angry creature twice his height * Outside
Dib is still running from Purple when he finally realizes that he's just been running around the track for half an hour. Then he collapses on the ground and sees something very... Interesting. It looked like a little Spongebob Squarepants figure. It had a look on its face that was pure evil! The bell rang and Dib picked up the thing and headed for Science class.
Science Class
Scherpie: Okay, class! Today I'm having an identity crisis! Yesterday, I was a Social Studies teacher at Bitchland Pork. Today, I found that I was transferred to Springfield Elementary Skool and that I had been teaching science for the past year! Just like in "The Sixth Sense" where the shrink was dead for a year and didn't even notice! * drinks Tang * By the way, I get to have drinks in class, but you don't because I have a self-invented medical condition that requires me to drink stuff to prevent from someone having to peel me off the floor with a rubber spatula.
Dib: Excuse me, Mr. Scherpie!
Scherpie: ( OOC niceness ) Yes, Bib?
Dib: Why do you always misspell my name? It's as if you do it intentionally. Scherpie: That's correct! ( getting REALLY OOC now!)
Dib: Anyway, I found something out on the track and was wondering what it was. * gives him the Spongebob figure *
Scherpie: Despite my complete lack of scientific knowledge, I think you have discovered a new species!
Red: Lemme see! Lemme see! * knocks Tang all over the figure *
Purple: Oh, nice going Red!
The figure starts squirming on the table as if it was coming to life after a long sleep. Scherpie puts the figure into a fish tank filled with Tang, where it swims around, now spreading out extra fins.
Hernia: * the evil TV Studio teacher and his trembling mole enter the room * Hmm, this thing seems more evil than me. I should kill it now! * sticks his hand in the tank. The figure then bites him. Hernia screams and cries like a baby. * Scherpie runs to the bathroom. ( law of physics that I just made up: What goes in must come out.)
Class: * cheers * Yes! Down with Hernia!
*everyone pulls knives out of their boots *
Tak: * stab* That's for saying my article was stupid!
Lisa Simpson: * stab* That's for giving me an A-!
Purple: That's for confiscating my Skittles! * stab* ( The bell rings and all of the students leave, except for those unfortunate enough to be main characters.)
Hernia suddenly turns yellow and develops holes in his skin.
Dib: A-a-are you okay?
Hernia: * slips a knife into his hand with an OOC smile * Never better.
Purple: Awww. My shuggee high just ran out. * pulls out some Skittles *
Hernia: * raises knife over his head *
Purple: (sugar starts affecting him) AAAAAHHH!!! THE CRAZY MAN OF CRAZINESS IS GONNA GET MEEEE!!!!! * Skittles fly everywhere, including at Hernia *
Hernia: Aww, crap! Not the Skittles! * dies on the floor *
Purple: Okay, that was weird.
Dib: No, wait! It was something about those Skittles that made him die!
Tak: Skittles taste bad with Tang, everyone knows that!
Dib: And that's what made him die! Tak! You're a genius! But does this mean I have to have a pathetic one-way crush on her until the author decides to put me out of my misery?
Red: But she's MY fake girlfriend!
Tak: No, I fake broke up with you for very shallow reasons, remember?
Red: Then where does that leave me?
Gaz: Well, I'm supposed to have a stupid , OOC crush on you, even though I'm supposed to be a pretend lesbian.
Purple: And don't forget me and Zim! That's even OOC in the original movie!
Dib: And the way the original director made it look like I also had a crush on Gaz in some parts! INCEST!!! This is like being stuck in a bad soap opera!
Tak: Well, this IS a teen movie and directors for this type of movie always stereotype to the extreme.
Red: Wait, you're a cheerleader and you just said something that made sense. That's going against the stereotype!
Tak: That's because this is a parody, not the original movie.
Dib: Anyway, why does "teen movie" have to be synonymous with "crappy romance"? Purple: The second mystery of the world. The other being why Skittles taste so good and make me so HYYYPER!!!
Tak: Artificial flavoring and sugar.
Gaz: I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to get out of here before Hernia starts to smell.
To be continued. Please review!
Chapter 3: 2nd Period
Purple is cracking open a vending machine in the Science Supply Room.
Zim: So you get your kicks from stealing snacks from vending machines?
Purple: I would use all that money I make from selling them, but that would make far too much sense. So why are you dressed up as a girl?
Zim: So they don't suspect I'm an alien!
Purple: Red, Tak and I aren't wearing disguises, yet YOU'RE the one that would have been discovered if I hadn't made Dib look stupid.
Zim: * silence *
Dib: ( listening through the vents ) * falls out of the ceiling * Hah! Now I get to see how aliens make out! * takes a picture of Zim and Purple staring at him like he was insane. Which he is. *
Purple: How is it that humans are tall, but so dumb? We weren't doing anything, idiot. Dib: If you weren't doing anything, then what's that sound?
( something else is heard coming down the vent ) * Bart Simpson slides out * Bart: What's shaking, man?
Purple, Zim, Dib: * stare *
Dib: Did you just wake up from a ten year coma?
Bart: Probably. Well, gotta run! Nurse Flanders is having her mandatory tonsil examination, which just REALLY disrupts the flow of my day!
Dib: Tonsil examinations? Since when did we have those?
Bart: Since something really weird happened to all of the teachers! They're acting so. different! And drinking Tang all of the time! It's like they've been possessed my some creature that lives off of it! Hope I didn't give away too much of the plot!
Zim: No, I'm sure that there are still parts of the plot that haven't been blatantly revealed yet.
Bart: Well, bye! * runs out of the room *
Dib: * Immediately turns to Zim and points at him accusingly * Okay, the sudden need for tonsil examinations? Teachers drinking too much Tang? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO WITH ALL OF THIS?!?!
Zim: * sweating * Nothing! What makes you think that I would have anything to do with this?
Dib: Only that you almost ALWAYS have some evil plan to take over the world! Purple: ( sounding extremely irritated ) Dib, just shut up already! He's not doing anything! JUST SHUT UP!!
Dib: * backs out of the room, frightened by an angry creature twice his height * Outside
Dib is still running from Purple when he finally realizes that he's just been running around the track for half an hour. Then he collapses on the ground and sees something very... Interesting. It looked like a little Spongebob Squarepants figure. It had a look on its face that was pure evil! The bell rang and Dib picked up the thing and headed for Science class.
Science Class
Scherpie: Okay, class! Today I'm having an identity crisis! Yesterday, I was a Social Studies teacher at Bitchland Pork. Today, I found that I was transferred to Springfield Elementary Skool and that I had been teaching science for the past year! Just like in "The Sixth Sense" where the shrink was dead for a year and didn't even notice! * drinks Tang * By the way, I get to have drinks in class, but you don't because I have a self-invented medical condition that requires me to drink stuff to prevent from someone having to peel me off the floor with a rubber spatula.
Dib: Excuse me, Mr. Scherpie!
Scherpie: ( OOC niceness ) Yes, Bib?
Dib: Why do you always misspell my name? It's as if you do it intentionally. Scherpie: That's correct! ( getting REALLY OOC now!)
Dib: Anyway, I found something out on the track and was wondering what it was. * gives him the Spongebob figure *
Scherpie: Despite my complete lack of scientific knowledge, I think you have discovered a new species!
Red: Lemme see! Lemme see! * knocks Tang all over the figure *
Purple: Oh, nice going Red!
The figure starts squirming on the table as if it was coming to life after a long sleep. Scherpie puts the figure into a fish tank filled with Tang, where it swims around, now spreading out extra fins.
Hernia: * the evil TV Studio teacher and his trembling mole enter the room * Hmm, this thing seems more evil than me. I should kill it now! * sticks his hand in the tank. The figure then bites him. Hernia screams and cries like a baby. * Scherpie runs to the bathroom. ( law of physics that I just made up: What goes in must come out.)
Class: * cheers * Yes! Down with Hernia!
*everyone pulls knives out of their boots *
Tak: * stab* That's for saying my article was stupid!
Lisa Simpson: * stab* That's for giving me an A-!
Purple: That's for confiscating my Skittles! * stab* ( The bell rings and all of the students leave, except for those unfortunate enough to be main characters.)
Hernia suddenly turns yellow and develops holes in his skin.
Dib: A-a-are you okay?
Hernia: * slips a knife into his hand with an OOC smile * Never better.
Purple: Awww. My shuggee high just ran out. * pulls out some Skittles *
Hernia: * raises knife over his head *
Purple: (sugar starts affecting him) AAAAAHHH!!! THE CRAZY MAN OF CRAZINESS IS GONNA GET MEEEE!!!!! * Skittles fly everywhere, including at Hernia *
Hernia: Aww, crap! Not the Skittles! * dies on the floor *
Purple: Okay, that was weird.
Dib: No, wait! It was something about those Skittles that made him die!
Tak: Skittles taste bad with Tang, everyone knows that!
Dib: And that's what made him die! Tak! You're a genius! But does this mean I have to have a pathetic one-way crush on her until the author decides to put me out of my misery?
Red: But she's MY fake girlfriend!
Tak: No, I fake broke up with you for very shallow reasons, remember?
Red: Then where does that leave me?
Gaz: Well, I'm supposed to have a stupid , OOC crush on you, even though I'm supposed to be a pretend lesbian.
Purple: And don't forget me and Zim! That's even OOC in the original movie!
Dib: And the way the original director made it look like I also had a crush on Gaz in some parts! INCEST!!! This is like being stuck in a bad soap opera!
Tak: Well, this IS a teen movie and directors for this type of movie always stereotype to the extreme.
Red: Wait, you're a cheerleader and you just said something that made sense. That's going against the stereotype!
Tak: That's because this is a parody, not the original movie.
Dib: Anyway, why does "teen movie" have to be synonymous with "crappy romance"? Purple: The second mystery of the world. The other being why Skittles taste so good and make me so HYYYPER!!!
Tak: Artificial flavoring and sugar.
Gaz: I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to get out of here before Hernia starts to smell.
To be continued. Please review!