Are you psychic? This quick test should tell you. Just use your spooky
powers to find out what I'm going to say next. If you said, " I don't own
Invader Zim, the Simpsons, Tang, Skittles or Spongebob Squarepants, the
golf team people own themselves", CONGRATULATIONS!! You are a psycho
psychic! Now go predict murders or something. Or since you're here you can
just read this story.
Chapter 4: TAKE THE SKITTLES!!!
Red: Okay, we have to get out of here! Let's just go to the parking lot, act natural going through the halls.
Everyone leaves the room and walks down the hallway. As they look at the people beside them, they see that they appear to be moving in slow motion, alerting even the dullest of viewers that something is up with them. They get out the front door and see the same slow motion staring.
Purple: Aw, screw this! Run like hell for my car!!! * everyone runs for Purple's car, which they somehow know the exact location of* * once everyone is in but Red, the golf team is seen coming up to the car*
Paul: Red! Don't you want to be possessed by Spongebob, I mean, play some golf with us?
Red: Golf sounds good, but I don't like the possessing part. Well, chow! * gets in the car as it speeds off. Five minutes and two dead pedestrians later, they pull up in front of Purple's house*
Zim: * whispers to Purple* Wow! Your house looks EXACTLY like all of the others! Purple: * whispers to Zim* Unlike you, I have more accurate methods of researching. REAL teenage humans have Skittles in their basements and parents that are always mysteriously away so they can have parties!
Zim: * whispers to Purple* I see! I shall have to modify my base when I get back from this hideous horror movie!
* they all get out of the car and go to Purple's basement*
Purple: Okay, first things first. Since we know that Skittles kill the Spongebob things, everyone has to take one. Dib, you first.
Dib: Why me?
Purple: Because the sky is blue.
Dib: What does that have to do with.
Purple: Spongebob is taking over the school and all you can do is complain! Just take it!!! Dib: Fine. * eats a Skittle and gets sugar energy * Hehehe! I is a crazy fanfic author! * hugs Tak *
Tak: Ewww! Get it off me!
Purple: * pulls knife out of thin air, like all those horror movie killers seem to do* He's on a sugar high, let him be. Now you Red.
Red: *takes the knife * First say "Lasers are cool!"
Purple: But they aren't! Smoke machines rock!
Red: *eyes narrowing * Say it or eat metal!!!
Purple: *sigh * Lasers are cool. * eats a Skittle and takes the knife * Now, TAKE THE SKITTLES!!!
Red: * eats a Skittle *
Purple: * points knife at Gaz* Now you.
Gaz: Do I have to turn my Gameslave off for this?
Purple: Yes.
Gaz: * takes a Skittle * You will pay for this. * threatening tone *
Purple: Now you two. * holds out the Skittles to Zim and Tak *
Zim: Why must I ingest the filthy Skittles?!
Tak: I'll only do it if he goes first.
Purple: You'll both take it at the same time.
Zim: * is CLEARLY seen eating a Skittle!!!*
Tak: * throws it across the room while she turns yellow and gets holes in her skin. Then she knocks over some stuff on the table and runs out the door to a flying saucer which flies away to . ... someplace. *
Purple: Soooo.... Any ideas where she just went?
Red: To the golf game to be with the other Spongebob people?
Purple: It would be exceedingly stupid to go right back to be with the aliens, but that's what this movie is about!
Five minutes and two dead pedestrians later, the arrive back at the Springfield Elementary Skool. It is now dark.
Dib: Why is it nighttime? There's no way that taking the Skittles could have taken all day!
Gaz: Dib, just shut up and stop pointing out inconsistencies.
The golf team is seen getting so many hole-in-ones that the audience is bored into a deep sleep. All except the resurrected Principal Skinner and Ms. Krebaple. Gaz and Red immediately stand out as the only ones walking around. AS they leave to go to the gym, Skinner follows them.
Skinner: What are you children doing in the gym after hours?
*Red and Purple take the volleyball net down *
Skinner: What are you doing?
Red, Purple: Nothing.
Skinner: Oh. Carry on then while I chastise your friends. AAHHH!! * Red and Purple throw the volleyball net over Skinner and Dib gives Skinner a Skittle * Dib: Eat this.
Skinner: You tied me up in a volleyball net to force me to eat Skittles? I'll never understand you students.
Dib: You know the real reason!
Skinner: Do not.
Dib: Do too.
Skinner: Do not!
Dib: Do too!
Skinner: DO NOT!!!!
Dib: DO TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Red: SHUT UUUUUPPP!!!!! * stabs Skinner with the knife. *(yup, it's still there!) *Skinner falls to the ground in a pool of his own blood *
Dib: He gets possessed by Spongebob but can't withstand a single knife would? To the tip of his finger?!
Skinner: * starts to get up as Zim throws the whole bag of Skittles at Skinner. Skinner then falls back down and starts dissolving*
Dib: But what if that wasn't the leader?
Gaz: What does the leader have to do with it?
Dib: In some science fiction book that has nothing to do with this, the ones possessed returned to normal after their leader was killed.
Red: Oooooh. I could go outside and see if anyone is back to normal.
Gaz: Wait. Unnecessary love scene time. * kisses Red despite the extreme height difference *
*Red goes out into the rain as Dib cracks up in the corner *
Gaz: Dib, shut the hell up. * punches Dib *
A/N: Hi! Future updates might be a little slow, I'm writing another story that I'm hoping to eventually turn into a book. It's about conspiracies and aliens, so if you like Zim you would probably like the story!
Chapter 4: TAKE THE SKITTLES!!!
Red: Okay, we have to get out of here! Let's just go to the parking lot, act natural going through the halls.
Everyone leaves the room and walks down the hallway. As they look at the people beside them, they see that they appear to be moving in slow motion, alerting even the dullest of viewers that something is up with them. They get out the front door and see the same slow motion staring.
Purple: Aw, screw this! Run like hell for my car!!! * everyone runs for Purple's car, which they somehow know the exact location of* * once everyone is in but Red, the golf team is seen coming up to the car*
Paul: Red! Don't you want to be possessed by Spongebob, I mean, play some golf with us?
Red: Golf sounds good, but I don't like the possessing part. Well, chow! * gets in the car as it speeds off. Five minutes and two dead pedestrians later, they pull up in front of Purple's house*
Zim: * whispers to Purple* Wow! Your house looks EXACTLY like all of the others! Purple: * whispers to Zim* Unlike you, I have more accurate methods of researching. REAL teenage humans have Skittles in their basements and parents that are always mysteriously away so they can have parties!
Zim: * whispers to Purple* I see! I shall have to modify my base when I get back from this hideous horror movie!
* they all get out of the car and go to Purple's basement*
Purple: Okay, first things first. Since we know that Skittles kill the Spongebob things, everyone has to take one. Dib, you first.
Dib: Why me?
Purple: Because the sky is blue.
Dib: What does that have to do with.
Purple: Spongebob is taking over the school and all you can do is complain! Just take it!!! Dib: Fine. * eats a Skittle and gets sugar energy * Hehehe! I is a crazy fanfic author! * hugs Tak *
Tak: Ewww! Get it off me!
Purple: * pulls knife out of thin air, like all those horror movie killers seem to do* He's on a sugar high, let him be. Now you Red.
Red: *takes the knife * First say "Lasers are cool!"
Purple: But they aren't! Smoke machines rock!
Red: *eyes narrowing * Say it or eat metal!!!
Purple: *sigh * Lasers are cool. * eats a Skittle and takes the knife * Now, TAKE THE SKITTLES!!!
Red: * eats a Skittle *
Purple: * points knife at Gaz* Now you.
Gaz: Do I have to turn my Gameslave off for this?
Purple: Yes.
Gaz: * takes a Skittle * You will pay for this. * threatening tone *
Purple: Now you two. * holds out the Skittles to Zim and Tak *
Zim: Why must I ingest the filthy Skittles?!
Tak: I'll only do it if he goes first.
Purple: You'll both take it at the same time.
Zim: * is CLEARLY seen eating a Skittle!!!*
Tak: * throws it across the room while she turns yellow and gets holes in her skin. Then she knocks over some stuff on the table and runs out the door to a flying saucer which flies away to . ... someplace. *
Purple: Soooo.... Any ideas where she just went?
Red: To the golf game to be with the other Spongebob people?
Purple: It would be exceedingly stupid to go right back to be with the aliens, but that's what this movie is about!
Five minutes and two dead pedestrians later, the arrive back at the Springfield Elementary Skool. It is now dark.
Dib: Why is it nighttime? There's no way that taking the Skittles could have taken all day!
Gaz: Dib, just shut up and stop pointing out inconsistencies.
The golf team is seen getting so many hole-in-ones that the audience is bored into a deep sleep. All except the resurrected Principal Skinner and Ms. Krebaple. Gaz and Red immediately stand out as the only ones walking around. AS they leave to go to the gym, Skinner follows them.
Skinner: What are you children doing in the gym after hours?
*Red and Purple take the volleyball net down *
Skinner: What are you doing?
Red, Purple: Nothing.
Skinner: Oh. Carry on then while I chastise your friends. AAHHH!! * Red and Purple throw the volleyball net over Skinner and Dib gives Skinner a Skittle * Dib: Eat this.
Skinner: You tied me up in a volleyball net to force me to eat Skittles? I'll never understand you students.
Dib: You know the real reason!
Skinner: Do not.
Dib: Do too.
Skinner: Do not!
Dib: Do too!
Skinner: DO NOT!!!!
Dib: DO TOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Red: SHUT UUUUUPPP!!!!! * stabs Skinner with the knife. *(yup, it's still there!) *Skinner falls to the ground in a pool of his own blood *
Dib: He gets possessed by Spongebob but can't withstand a single knife would? To the tip of his finger?!
Skinner: * starts to get up as Zim throws the whole bag of Skittles at Skinner. Skinner then falls back down and starts dissolving*
Dib: But what if that wasn't the leader?
Gaz: What does the leader have to do with it?
Dib: In some science fiction book that has nothing to do with this, the ones possessed returned to normal after their leader was killed.
Red: Oooooh. I could go outside and see if anyone is back to normal.
Gaz: Wait. Unnecessary love scene time. * kisses Red despite the extreme height difference *
*Red goes out into the rain as Dib cracks up in the corner *
Gaz: Dib, shut the hell up. * punches Dib *
A/N: Hi! Future updates might be a little slow, I'm writing another story that I'm hoping to eventually turn into a book. It's about conspiracies and aliens, so if you like Zim you would probably like the story!