A/N: Reviews make me so happy, like a preppy at a Crackstreet Boys concert!
( Thank you to all those who supplied that demonic comparison! I still
don't own IZ or the Simpsons or Scream if You Know What I Did Last Friday
the Thirteenth. If I did, I wouldn't be writing fanfiction. Instead, I
would be fighting a homicidal rage at the pure idiocy of this fic. ( Sorry,
Jhonen!) And now, the fifth installment of the hideously disfigured fic
known as... The Invader Zim Faculty!
Chapter 5: Bees Are Scary
Dib: * looks at watch * We've been waiting five minutes! Where the heck is Red?! Red: * runs up to the window, presses his face against it and whispers in a creepy, demonic tone * Hello, Cindy. Scream if you know what I did last Friday the thirteenth! * grins and bursts out laughing at the horrified looks on everyone's faces * HAHAHA!!!! Just kidding!! Now let me back in!
Purple: Was anyone normal?
Red: Well, no. I think the leader is Coach/Custodian Willie. I tried to get him, but the janitor was too fast for a star golf player!
Purple: How do we know you're not one of them now?
Red: If I was, would I still be dumb enough to talk about myself in the third person? Dib: But you could just be saying that to get us to let you in!
Purple: If you're not one of them, prove it! Eat the Skittle!
Red: I dropped mine!
Dib: We only have one left.
Purple: Fine. * slides last Skittle under the door *
Red: * picks it up* Okay! I'm making unnecessary efforts to stall, so you KNOW I'm one of them! * throws Skittle away*
Purple: SHIT!! Not him too!
Gaz: * has a look of absolute shock on her face *
Red: Join us, Gaz. We want you. I want you! There is no pain with us!!
( reminder, it's still raining!)
Purple: Really? Your skin is smoking from the water, is THAT pain?
Red: * eye twitches in pain * yeesssSSSSSS!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! * runs away * In the gym.
Dib: So we're out of Skittles, our numbers are dwindling, the Spongebob things are still loose and we STILL don't know who the leader is!
Purple: I think I might have some extra Skittles in my car. Which is right out there in the middle of Spongebob territory.
Zim: Why don't you just go get more from the Science Supply Room?
Purple: No, that would make too much sense. Come, Dib! To our impending possessions! *Purple and Dib go out to the parking lot *
*the golf team is seen marching around the corner *
Purple: Dib! You go distract them while I get the Skittles from my car!
Dib: And how would I escape possession?
Purple: * shrugs * I dunno. That's your problem. * runs toward his car, which is only a few feet away *
Willie: Team! Get the one with the gigantic head! * the golf team runs to Dib * Dib: HEY!! My head's normal and .. Oh, maybe I should start running now. * runs into a bus * * Purple gets in his car, and team is in another bus. An announcer appears from nowhere*
Announcer: Gentlemen, start your engines! * a tall, thin red haired man appears from nowhere * ( note to the braindead, HIDDEN CAMEO!!)
Jhonen: Hey! Where did my ice sucky go?
Announcer: The first one to run him over wins! GO!!
*he runs into Dib's bus as the golf team and Purple chase him* * Jhonen drives away , followed by the golf team. Purple crashes into another bus. *
Purple: OOOWWWW!!!!!
Dib: HE RAN OVER MEEEE!!!! This wasn't in the script!!!
CUT!!! ( Note to the audience: I regret to inform you that the editor has fallen asleep at the wheel again. Let's just cut to inside. )
Zim: I see no point in beating around the bush, I'm the leader of the Spongebob things. Gaz: Well, duh! Dib only rants about it every two seconds!
Zim: * transforms into giant Spongebob thing *
Dib: See?! I told you it was Zim!!!
Gaz: Shut up and run!!
Zim: * goes for a swim in the Tang filled pool and Gaz and Dib go near it instead of taking one of the many doors out *
Once they are in the locker room, Zim comes out of the pool in a bee costume * Purple: What are you guys doing in the locker room? And why is Zim in a bee costume? Gaz: He's the leader, duh.
Purple: Zim, as your Tallest, I command you to eat this Skittle.
Zim: I ate one the first time, but there are so many damn plot holes that that one didn't affect me.
Purple: Take it or I'll just send someone else to invade Earth!
Zim: * takes it* Wait, how am I supposed to invade if I'm. AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Purple: That was easy.
Dib: HEY!!! YOU STOLE MY ROLE!!1 I WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL ZIM!!!!
Purple: Shut up! * shoves Zim in a cage and walks out with Gaz on his arm *
The next day.
Purple is on the cover of all the magazines and is surrounded by every girl in the school. Dib: That was MY role! HEY!!! * is dragged off to the insane asylum again *
Many miles away.
Jhonen: Yes!!! I finally lost the evil golf team!!! Awww, shit! Cliff!!!! * the bus goes over a cliff and into the ocean *
Later.
Jhonen: * washes up on the beach * I will get you, IcePrincess777, I WILL GET YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DOO!!! And knowing you, it will be. * passes out from exhaustion *
Yayyyy!!!! Completed finally!!! * passes out on keyboard *
Chapter 5: Bees Are Scary
Dib: * looks at watch * We've been waiting five minutes! Where the heck is Red?! Red: * runs up to the window, presses his face against it and whispers in a creepy, demonic tone * Hello, Cindy. Scream if you know what I did last Friday the thirteenth! * grins and bursts out laughing at the horrified looks on everyone's faces * HAHAHA!!!! Just kidding!! Now let me back in!
Purple: Was anyone normal?
Red: Well, no. I think the leader is Coach/Custodian Willie. I tried to get him, but the janitor was too fast for a star golf player!
Purple: How do we know you're not one of them now?
Red: If I was, would I still be dumb enough to talk about myself in the third person? Dib: But you could just be saying that to get us to let you in!
Purple: If you're not one of them, prove it! Eat the Skittle!
Red: I dropped mine!
Dib: We only have one left.
Purple: Fine. * slides last Skittle under the door *
Red: * picks it up* Okay! I'm making unnecessary efforts to stall, so you KNOW I'm one of them! * throws Skittle away*
Purple: SHIT!! Not him too!
Gaz: * has a look of absolute shock on her face *
Red: Join us, Gaz. We want you. I want you! There is no pain with us!!
( reminder, it's still raining!)
Purple: Really? Your skin is smoking from the water, is THAT pain?
Red: * eye twitches in pain * yeesssSSSSSS!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! * runs away * In the gym.
Dib: So we're out of Skittles, our numbers are dwindling, the Spongebob things are still loose and we STILL don't know who the leader is!
Purple: I think I might have some extra Skittles in my car. Which is right out there in the middle of Spongebob territory.
Zim: Why don't you just go get more from the Science Supply Room?
Purple: No, that would make too much sense. Come, Dib! To our impending possessions! *Purple and Dib go out to the parking lot *
*the golf team is seen marching around the corner *
Purple: Dib! You go distract them while I get the Skittles from my car!
Dib: And how would I escape possession?
Purple: * shrugs * I dunno. That's your problem. * runs toward his car, which is only a few feet away *
Willie: Team! Get the one with the gigantic head! * the golf team runs to Dib * Dib: HEY!! My head's normal and .. Oh, maybe I should start running now. * runs into a bus * * Purple gets in his car, and team is in another bus. An announcer appears from nowhere*
Announcer: Gentlemen, start your engines! * a tall, thin red haired man appears from nowhere * ( note to the braindead, HIDDEN CAMEO!!)
Jhonen: Hey! Where did my ice sucky go?
Announcer: The first one to run him over wins! GO!!
*he runs into Dib's bus as the golf team and Purple chase him* * Jhonen drives away , followed by the golf team. Purple crashes into another bus. *
Purple: OOOWWWW!!!!!
Dib: HE RAN OVER MEEEE!!!! This wasn't in the script!!!
CUT!!! ( Note to the audience: I regret to inform you that the editor has fallen asleep at the wheel again. Let's just cut to inside. )
Zim: I see no point in beating around the bush, I'm the leader of the Spongebob things. Gaz: Well, duh! Dib only rants about it every two seconds!
Zim: * transforms into giant Spongebob thing *
Dib: See?! I told you it was Zim!!!
Gaz: Shut up and run!!
Zim: * goes for a swim in the Tang filled pool and Gaz and Dib go near it instead of taking one of the many doors out *
Once they are in the locker room, Zim comes out of the pool in a bee costume * Purple: What are you guys doing in the locker room? And why is Zim in a bee costume? Gaz: He's the leader, duh.
Purple: Zim, as your Tallest, I command you to eat this Skittle.
Zim: I ate one the first time, but there are so many damn plot holes that that one didn't affect me.
Purple: Take it or I'll just send someone else to invade Earth!
Zim: * takes it* Wait, how am I supposed to invade if I'm. AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Purple: That was easy.
Dib: HEY!!! YOU STOLE MY ROLE!!1 I WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL ZIM!!!!
Purple: Shut up! * shoves Zim in a cage and walks out with Gaz on his arm *
The next day.
Purple is on the cover of all the magazines and is surrounded by every girl in the school. Dib: That was MY role! HEY!!! * is dragged off to the insane asylum again *
Many miles away.
Jhonen: Yes!!! I finally lost the evil golf team!!! Awww, shit! Cliff!!!! * the bus goes over a cliff and into the ocean *
Later.
Jhonen: * washes up on the beach * I will get you, IcePrincess777, I WILL GET YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DOO!!! And knowing you, it will be. * passes out from exhaustion *
Yayyyy!!!! Completed finally!!! * passes out on keyboard *