KFire: 'Whose Line is it Anyways?' is not mine ... and neither are the characters from 'Yu Yu Hakusho', (and how I wish they were) , I'm only playing with them. Don't sue me, you'll get nothing. ^-^
Yusuke: Are you done running your mouth?
KFire: *looks around* where did you come from?
Yusuke: Me and the guys are chillin' in the back room and I came to see what fic you're writing.
KFire: It's the Whose Line.
Yusuke: Ah. Finally posting this one?
KFire: Possibly... *keys intercom* Alright, guys! Places!! *faces computer* alright, on with the fic!
Whose Rei is it Anyways?
written by: Knight de Fire
(Camera of Drew standing among audience)
Drew: Gooood Evening, everybody, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways! On tonight's show: 'what the hell's wrong with -- Yusuke!!' , 'What realm are you from-- Hiei!!', 'What the hell is *that*-- Kurama!!', and 'Who asked you -- Kuwabara!!' And I'm your host, Drew Cary, come on down and let's have some fun! (Drew goes off screen)
(Audience claps, cheers, whistles, etc.)
(Camera on Drew's desk)
Drew Cary: welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter - like DBZ's 'all-you-can-see-is-lines' fight scenes. (makes stupid repetitive movements)
(Audience laughs and few boo)
Drew: What happens, if you've never seen this show before, is these guys are gonna come up and make up everything off the top of their heads and I award them points after every game, I don't know why. And at the end of the show, we pick a fake winner and they get to do something special with me, and the loser gets to hide the body. (Kurama lifts an eyebrow at Hiei, who is too busy ignoring everything. Yusuke nudges Kuwabara and grins) Well, let's start the show off with a game called "Let's make a date". Kuwabara, you're on a dating show and you have to pick between the other three, who are given a strange characteristic or identity. At the end you have to guess who they are. And off you go. (Kurama frowns and chuckles at his card, Hiei is scowling and seething at his, and Yusuke is looking confused.)
Kuwa: (high falsetto) Bachelor number one!
Kurama: [Hiei's bad-tempered ghetto, from-da-hood girlfriend] (glaring)Hn?
Kuwa: (high falsetto) I love to exercise. If you went to the gym with me, what'd be the
first thing you'd work on?
Kurama: (sneering) (puts hand up ala ghetto hoochie-mama)*WHY* would I even talk you-- (bobbing head, pissed-off) -- when I could just rip your heart out and --
Kuwa: (blinks, shocked)(normal voice) Oooookay, Bachelor number two!~!
Hiei: (looking strangely at Kurama) What?
Kuwa: I used to travel all the time. If you could go anywhere, where would it be?
Hiei: [ditzy valleygirl who has a crush on Yusuke] (unable to hold in a glare before a clueless, idle look crosses his face.)Well, let's see...hee hee...
(Kurama snickers)
Hiei: (passing a hidden glare to Kurama) If I could, like, travel anywhere...I think I'd like to go to, like, ummmmmm.......Gosh, I don't know, maybe, uhh....(blinks, running out of ideas, which only serves to make him more clueless. Yusuke starts laughing, reminding him of the other part of his identity) with...you...(casts a dreamy look at Yusuke and lays a trembling hand on Yusuke's thigh, seething)
Kuwa: (eyes very wide) ohhhhhhh wow.....I'll...uh, get back to you.... bachelor number three?
Yusuke: (blinking) er, yeah?
Kuwa: I like a man who can fight. I love a great challenge (Audience laughs). What do you think you can do to challenge me?
Yusuke: [World's biggest panophobic**] {**fear of everything} (leans over and converses with Kurama for a sec, then comes back nodding) (to Kuwabara)AHH! WHAT?!
Kuwa: (jumps at the shriek) er..I-uh...
Yusuke: (cowers behind Hiei) Wh-wha-what's that?!
Kuwa: (looking clueless)
Hiei: (has managed to acquire a look of complete rapture as Yusuke uses him as a shield)
Kuwa: (shakes head) Bachelor number one...wha--
Kurama: (gets up, one hand on hip and gives Kuwabara the 'hand'with the other, sticks chest out) (bobs head around while talking) Listen, mistah, don' let me catchu talkin' ta *me* or mah man. (puts arm around Hiei) (snaps fingers in Kuwabara's face.)
Drew: (Busts out laughing) ohhh boy...
Kuwa: (snickers) Alriiight. YOU have an attitude problem.
Kurama: EXCUSE ME! *WHAT* is your major malfunction? Didn't I tell you to shut it?
Drew: (whistles) He told *you*!
Kuwa: (shakes head) anyways...Bachelor number two..
Hiei: (sighing, doesn't answer)(his full attention is on Yusuke, whose been jumping around shrieking at random things)
Kuwa: Hey! Shorty!!
Hiei: (jaw twitches as Yusuke launches himself into Hiei's arms, whimpering)
Yusuke: (face buried in Hiei's neck)(he is shaking)
Hiei: (grabs Yusuke's face with both hands and kisses, hard.)
Kurama: O.O
Drew: HAHAHA!
Kuwa: (covers face with hand) O.O
Yusuke: (stunned) O.O
Kuwa: okay! anyways.....
Drew: Alright, Kuwabara. Try to guess who they are.
Kuwa: alright...Kurama was a girl from the ghetto?
Drew: Right!
Kuwa: and...Hiei was a ditz who is ...in love with Yusuke.
Drew: (buzzes) Right!!
Kuwa: and..er...Urameshi is...a scaredy-cat!
Drew: Panophobic, correct!!
(the guys take their seats as audience claps)
Drew: okay, one thousand points each, especially to Hiei for kissing Yusuke. (laughs)
(Kuwabara shakes head; Kurama still looks stunned; Hiei is hiding his face; Yusuke is beet red) (Audience cheers and whistles)
Drew: Okay, the next game is called Scenes from a Hat. Kurama and Yusuke on that side, Kuwabara and Hiei on this side. Okay, the way this game goes is that I'll draw a piece of paper from this hat and we'll see how many you guys can act out. (fishes around in large hat and pulls out paper) okay, first one is: Practical Jokes on the Set of Yu Yu Hakusho.
Yusuke: (walks out and makes Rei Gun gesture, but 'gunshot' accidently sets fire to Kurama's hair)
Kurama: (Hops around, frantically swatting at head)
(audience laughs)(camera zooms in on a singed part of Kurama's hair)(both walk back to spaces)
(Hiei walks out, grudgingly, and pulls his sword. But as he tries to cut down 'Sieryuu', his sword folds in half like rubber. Audience laughs and Hiei returns to side.)
Drew: ookay. Hey, Hiei, you'll get your sword back after the show, don't worry. Safety precautions, ya understand. Alright...next one is...The Yu Yu Hakusho Marching Band!
(All four walk out and assume instruments: Kurama on sax, Hiei on snare, Kuwabara on trombone, and Yusuke on trumpet. Kurama and Kuwabara are doing a sorry attempt to marching in step but end up goose-stepping around the stage. Yusuke is doing scales (vocally), but every note is either sharp, a squeak, or a blat. Hiei is staring at his 'drum' and beating the hell out of it while shuffling around, knocking the others over.)
Drew: (laughing and shaking his head) Jeez, band from hell, man. Alright! Next.... there's... (pulls out a slip of paper and starts laughing) HAHAHAHAA! (reads) When sex changes go wrong...
Kurama: (is pulled out by Yusuke, who gestures extravagantly to Kurama. Kurama flushes slightly.)
(Kurama and Yusuke return to side.)
Hiei: (walks out and removes his headband. Jagan makes him turn all green and eye-y and stuff. Audience cheers and yells. Hiei replaces band around the Jagan and he returns to normal. He returns to the side. Drew laughs.)
(Camera on Drew's desk)
Drew: Okay! We'll be back after these messages, don't go away!! (frisbees hat toward camera, knocking it off the crane.) Oh *bleeep*!!
FADE TO BLACK
TBC...
KFire: Okay! That's the first installment. PLEASE Review! please? (By the way, did I mention that this is my first attempt at comedy? Jeez, I hope it was at least a little funny...*crosses fingers*) Also, any suggestions? Tell me your favorite game and I'll set it up! Send jokes and ideas to Labyrinth_Fae@hotmail.com I'm so excited to hear from y'all!! I'll try to get my next part by next week. Love ya!
Yusuke: How'd you get Hiei to cooperate with that?
KFire: Oh, I have Yukina's support.
Yusuke: ah. that'd explain why he hasn't fried you to a crisp yet.
KFire: ^-^;;; yeah...
Yusuke: Are you done running your mouth?
KFire: *looks around* where did you come from?
Yusuke: Me and the guys are chillin' in the back room and I came to see what fic you're writing.
KFire: It's the Whose Line.
Yusuke: Ah. Finally posting this one?
KFire: Possibly... *keys intercom* Alright, guys! Places!! *faces computer* alright, on with the fic!
Whose Rei is it Anyways?
written by: Knight de Fire
(Camera of Drew standing among audience)
Drew: Gooood Evening, everybody, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways! On tonight's show: 'what the hell's wrong with -- Yusuke!!' , 'What realm are you from-- Hiei!!', 'What the hell is *that*-- Kurama!!', and 'Who asked you -- Kuwabara!!' And I'm your host, Drew Cary, come on down and let's have some fun! (Drew goes off screen)
(Audience claps, cheers, whistles, etc.)
(Camera on Drew's desk)
Drew Cary: welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter - like DBZ's 'all-you-can-see-is-lines' fight scenes. (makes stupid repetitive movements)
(Audience laughs and few boo)
Drew: What happens, if you've never seen this show before, is these guys are gonna come up and make up everything off the top of their heads and I award them points after every game, I don't know why. And at the end of the show, we pick a fake winner and they get to do something special with me, and the loser gets to hide the body. (Kurama lifts an eyebrow at Hiei, who is too busy ignoring everything. Yusuke nudges Kuwabara and grins) Well, let's start the show off with a game called "Let's make a date". Kuwabara, you're on a dating show and you have to pick between the other three, who are given a strange characteristic or identity. At the end you have to guess who they are. And off you go. (Kurama frowns and chuckles at his card, Hiei is scowling and seething at his, and Yusuke is looking confused.)
Kuwa: (high falsetto) Bachelor number one!
Kurama: [Hiei's bad-tempered ghetto, from-da-hood girlfriend] (glaring)Hn?
Kuwa: (high falsetto) I love to exercise. If you went to the gym with me, what'd be the
first thing you'd work on?
Kurama: (sneering) (puts hand up ala ghetto hoochie-mama)*WHY* would I even talk you-- (bobbing head, pissed-off) -- when I could just rip your heart out and --
Kuwa: (blinks, shocked)(normal voice) Oooookay, Bachelor number two!~!
Hiei: (looking strangely at Kurama) What?
Kuwa: I used to travel all the time. If you could go anywhere, where would it be?
Hiei: [ditzy valleygirl who has a crush on Yusuke] (unable to hold in a glare before a clueless, idle look crosses his face.)Well, let's see...hee hee...
(Kurama snickers)
Hiei: (passing a hidden glare to Kurama) If I could, like, travel anywhere...I think I'd like to go to, like, ummmmmm.......Gosh, I don't know, maybe, uhh....(blinks, running out of ideas, which only serves to make him more clueless. Yusuke starts laughing, reminding him of the other part of his identity) with...you...(casts a dreamy look at Yusuke and lays a trembling hand on Yusuke's thigh, seething)
Kuwa: (eyes very wide) ohhhhhhh wow.....I'll...uh, get back to you.... bachelor number three?
Yusuke: (blinking) er, yeah?
Kuwa: I like a man who can fight. I love a great challenge (Audience laughs). What do you think you can do to challenge me?
Yusuke: [World's biggest panophobic**] {**fear of everything} (leans over and converses with Kurama for a sec, then comes back nodding) (to Kuwabara)AHH! WHAT?!
Kuwa: (jumps at the shriek) er..I-uh...
Yusuke: (cowers behind Hiei) Wh-wha-what's that?!
Kuwa: (looking clueless)
Hiei: (has managed to acquire a look of complete rapture as Yusuke uses him as a shield)
Kuwa: (shakes head) Bachelor number one...wha--
Kurama: (gets up, one hand on hip and gives Kuwabara the 'hand'with the other, sticks chest out) (bobs head around while talking) Listen, mistah, don' let me catchu talkin' ta *me* or mah man. (puts arm around Hiei) (snaps fingers in Kuwabara's face.)
Drew: (Busts out laughing) ohhh boy...
Kuwa: (snickers) Alriiight. YOU have an attitude problem.
Kurama: EXCUSE ME! *WHAT* is your major malfunction? Didn't I tell you to shut it?
Drew: (whistles) He told *you*!
Kuwa: (shakes head) anyways...Bachelor number two..
Hiei: (sighing, doesn't answer)(his full attention is on Yusuke, whose been jumping around shrieking at random things)
Kuwa: Hey! Shorty!!
Hiei: (jaw twitches as Yusuke launches himself into Hiei's arms, whimpering)
Yusuke: (face buried in Hiei's neck)(he is shaking)
Hiei: (grabs Yusuke's face with both hands and kisses, hard.)
Kurama: O.O
Drew: HAHAHA!
Kuwa: (covers face with hand) O.O
Yusuke: (stunned) O.O
Kuwa: okay! anyways.....
Drew: Alright, Kuwabara. Try to guess who they are.
Kuwa: alright...Kurama was a girl from the ghetto?
Drew: Right!
Kuwa: and...Hiei was a ditz who is ...in love with Yusuke.
Drew: (buzzes) Right!!
Kuwa: and..er...Urameshi is...a scaredy-cat!
Drew: Panophobic, correct!!
(the guys take their seats as audience claps)
Drew: okay, one thousand points each, especially to Hiei for kissing Yusuke. (laughs)
(Kuwabara shakes head; Kurama still looks stunned; Hiei is hiding his face; Yusuke is beet red) (Audience cheers and whistles)
Drew: Okay, the next game is called Scenes from a Hat. Kurama and Yusuke on that side, Kuwabara and Hiei on this side. Okay, the way this game goes is that I'll draw a piece of paper from this hat and we'll see how many you guys can act out. (fishes around in large hat and pulls out paper) okay, first one is: Practical Jokes on the Set of Yu Yu Hakusho.
Yusuke: (walks out and makes Rei Gun gesture, but 'gunshot' accidently sets fire to Kurama's hair)
Kurama: (Hops around, frantically swatting at head)
(audience laughs)(camera zooms in on a singed part of Kurama's hair)(both walk back to spaces)
(Hiei walks out, grudgingly, and pulls his sword. But as he tries to cut down 'Sieryuu', his sword folds in half like rubber. Audience laughs and Hiei returns to side.)
Drew: ookay. Hey, Hiei, you'll get your sword back after the show, don't worry. Safety precautions, ya understand. Alright...next one is...The Yu Yu Hakusho Marching Band!
(All four walk out and assume instruments: Kurama on sax, Hiei on snare, Kuwabara on trombone, and Yusuke on trumpet. Kurama and Kuwabara are doing a sorry attempt to marching in step but end up goose-stepping around the stage. Yusuke is doing scales (vocally), but every note is either sharp, a squeak, or a blat. Hiei is staring at his 'drum' and beating the hell out of it while shuffling around, knocking the others over.)
Drew: (laughing and shaking his head) Jeez, band from hell, man. Alright! Next.... there's... (pulls out a slip of paper and starts laughing) HAHAHAHAA! (reads) When sex changes go wrong...
Kurama: (is pulled out by Yusuke, who gestures extravagantly to Kurama. Kurama flushes slightly.)
(Kurama and Yusuke return to side.)
Hiei: (walks out and removes his headband. Jagan makes him turn all green and eye-y and stuff. Audience cheers and yells. Hiei replaces band around the Jagan and he returns to normal. He returns to the side. Drew laughs.)
(Camera on Drew's desk)
Drew: Okay! We'll be back after these messages, don't go away!! (frisbees hat toward camera, knocking it off the crane.) Oh *bleeep*!!
FADE TO BLACK
TBC...
KFire: Okay! That's the first installment. PLEASE Review! please? (By the way, did I mention that this is my first attempt at comedy? Jeez, I hope it was at least a little funny...*crosses fingers*) Also, any suggestions? Tell me your favorite game and I'll set it up! Send jokes and ideas to Labyrinth_Fae@hotmail.com I'm so excited to hear from y'all!! I'll try to get my next part by next week. Love ya!
Yusuke: How'd you get Hiei to cooperate with that?
KFire: Oh, I have Yukina's support.
Yusuke: ah. that'd explain why he hasn't fried you to a crisp yet.
KFire: ^-^;;; yeah...