KFire: Alright! People are reading this! I've had some suggestions for different games. Kudos to Bura Masaki!! I'll try to get all of them, starting with most in demand. Thanks so much for reading!! ^-^ I'm so happy. Again, I don't own YYH nor Whose Line? Okay......on with the show~~!
Whose Rei is it Anyways?
After the first break....
written by: Knight de Fire
(Camera on Drew's desk)
Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyways? the show where the points don't matter....like, ah....I dunno, like Genkai's age. Okay, now we're gonna play a game called 'Whose Line?' Believe it or not, we actually do have a game called 'Whose Line?' here on Whose Line?. This is for Yusuke and Hiei...here are your envelopes. They've never seen these slips of paper, and they'll insert them randomly into the scene. Alright, the scene is: Hiei and Yusuke are samurai --heheh, your element, eh, Hiei? -- on their way to defeat an evil dragon. Hiei, Yusuke, whenever you're ready.
Yusuke: Hiei, quick -- we must hurry to the evil dragon!
Hiei: (muttering) Not evil, just misunderstood...
Yusuke: Huh? Didja say something?
Hiei: no. (audience laughs)
Yusuke: Okay, well, come on - up the mountain!
(Both mime hiking up a mountain)
Yusuke: (suddenly jumps back) AHH! THE DRAGON!!!
Hiei: (glares at him) .....
Yusuke: (deadpan) aaaaahhhh. the dragon is going to eat me. (elbows Hiei)
Hiei: (is on the recieving end of frantic motions from behind the camera by director)..... ....er..quick! Into this cave. (darts into imaginary cave)
Yusuke: (follows Hiei) Oh, jeez, what do we do now?? Got any ideas? (peers out of 'cave')
Hiei: ...hn....I know -- (pulls out slip of paper) -- 'pull the knob and turn that sucker on'
(Audience cheers)
Yusuke: (barely manages to suppress a grin) O-okay...(reaches near Hiei's crotch and mimes pulling a 'knob') (audience whistles)
Hiei: (glowers at Yusuke) (teeth clenched) Why. Don't. *You.* Try. Something.
Yusuke: (red with suppressed laughter) Is the knob broken? (snickers)
Hiei: (grabs Yusuke by the collar and hisses in his face) I'll get you after this!
Yusuke: (pulls back, slightly ruffled) Alright, Hiei. Let's try to escape from this cave, ne?
Hiei: (glaring) Any suggestions?
Yusuke: Y'know, it's times like this that remind me of the time I spent at camp.
Hiei: (eyes narrowed) really.
Yusuke: Yes. My camp leader always told me that, when I was stuck -- (pulls slip of paper) -- pull up your pants and tuck it back in. (looks down and 'pulls' his pants back up and does extravagant folding to 'tuck' it back in)
(Audience cheers and whistles)
Kurama: [from seat behind performers] (eyebrows shoot up and chuckles)
Kuwabara: [also from seat] (starts laughing)
Hiei: (peers out cave) (nods at Yusuke) Yep, you scared it off.
(audience laughs)
Drew: {Buzzer} okay, you guys, good job! Thousand points a piece! Great job! Heheh.. that was some tuck, Yusuke. (audience laughs)
Yusuke: (pats himself contentedly) (More laughter and whistles)
Kuwa: way to go, Urameshi..
Kurama: (shaking head) ohhh jeez...
Hiei: (rolls eyes)
Drew: Alright, next game...oh, this is a new game, we just got this one... It's called Mortal Mischief. In this game, they're going to act out stupid things people do that get them killed, maimed, whatever... okay! and, off you go!
Kurama: (walks out with Hiei) (pulls back hand and slaps him firmly on the rear)
Yusuke: O.O OMG!!
Kuwa: O.O
Drew: O.O
Hiei: (has an odd look on face as if he's unsure of whether to be furious or shocked)
Kurama: (walks back to spot before Hiei figures out what his reaction is)
Drew: (whistles) {Buzzer}
Kuwa: (walks out) (puffs out chest and ignites spirit sword) And now!! Kuwabara Kazuma will perform his famous sword swallowing routine!! (Attempts to swallow sword)
Drew: {Buzzer}
Kuwa: Damn, that was hot...
Yusuke: (Rolls eyes) (Walks out) (tilts head back and says in a lusty voice) Oh, oh, yess!! Come on, Drew...Ohhhhhh!!!
Audience: (laughs and whistles)
Hiei: (raises an eyebrow)
Drew: (Shakes head and laughs)
Kurama: what an awful mental image...
Others: (Laughter)
Drew: {Buzzer} alright...next game! (Reads from card) Okay, the next game we'll be playing is called Party Quirks. Hiei, you'll be throwing a party and each of the other guys will enter with unusual characteristics and you'll have to guess what they are. Whenever you're ready.
Hiei: (stands in the middle of the 'room' arms crossed and glaring at the camera) Hn.
Drew: (shaking head) {Ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong}
Hiei: (Walks stiffly over to 'door' and greets Yusuke) Hn.
Yusuke: [Viagra commercial] (Smiles hugely at everyone and winks at various girls in the crowd) He-ey! Is your life boring? Why not spice (pelvic thrust) it up a bit? With our new and improved formula, you'll be on *your* way to a new, more exciting you!!
Hiei:...are you on something? (frowns)
Drew: [doorbell]
Kurama: (Barges in, knocking Hiei over) [PMS] WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???? WHO SAID YOU COULD HAVE A PARTY?! (abruptly changes attitude, producing tears for the audience) (sobbing) You weren't going to invite me....were you?...(sob)
Hiei: (startled) er...Hello, Kurama....Hey, why don't you hook up withYusuke here....ah....
Drew: [doorbell]
Hiei: (opens door) Hi.
Kuwa: [keeps suffering massive traumatizing experiences] (clutches heart) Ahhh!! My-my-my .... (starts twitching like mad) (gasps and 'faints')
Hiei: about time you died....(turns to Yusuke, who's hitting on Kurama)
Yusuke: Hey, baby, you want some excitement?
Kurama: (looks endearingly at Yusuke) You really love me?
Hiei: (rubs eyes)Yusuke....ah....er....
Yusuke: (whips around to face Hiei; puts arm around Hiei, who promptly shoves him off)
(leers at Kuwabara) How about you? Want to get busy?
Kuwa: (falls to knees) Ahhh! My legs! My legs!!!
Yusuke: Got that right....(strokes Kuwa's thigh)
Kuwa: O.O (backhands Yusuke across face) ...OH! MUSCLE SPASM!!!!
Drew: (laughs)
Kurama: (lips twitch) (suddenly looks furious; others try not to flinch) HOW DARE YOU!! (breaks down) (Sobbing) I-I-I-I can't believe you did that! Poor Yusuke....
Hiei: (screaming at Kurama) QUIT YER WHINING YOU HORMONE CRAZED WOMAN!!!!....?
Drew: {Buzzer} close enough!
Hiei: (looks disgustedly at Drew) (turns to Yusuke)
Yusuke: (nuzzles Hiei's neck)
Hiei: What is *wrong* with you?!
Yusuke: (Deep voice) Hey, baby, want some lovin'?
Hiei: (Completely grossed out) You're a sex-driven, drugged-out...er...
Drew: {Buzzer} Viagra! Right-o!
Kuwa: (staggering) (arms behind back) My arms and legs are gone!! AHHH!!
Hiei: (is reminded of Monty Python) Is your head gone yet?
Kuwa: AHHHHH! (starts twitched wildly and babbling)
Hiei: -.-;;
Kuwa: (abruptly falls over dead)
Hiei: Yes!! --I mean...he is experiencing all causes of dying?
Drew: [buzzer] Yep! Massive Trauma! [Buzzes a few more times] Boy, you're really getting some today, eh, Hiei? Pimpin' out! (laughter) Alright, we'll be back after these commercials! Don't go away!
[Cut to black]
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KFire: Sweet. The second installment. I'm so glad I'm getting replies from people. Thanks so much. I'm thinking of doing a MSTing, so if anyone wants to refer any fics to me, I'll MST them and post them...not here of course...FFN.net banned them so, I'll have to find another site... Anyways, I welcome comments, corrections, and suggestions~!!
Yusuke: Yakyakyakyak...
KFire: Bite me.
Yusuke: I think you're pushing it with Hiei. (hears crashing) I think he's demolishing the break room.
KFire: Great. another revolt...
Kurama: (Walking in) You might want to ease up picking on Hiei...
(all light go out)
Yusuke: He's *so* going to kill you in your sleep. (laughs)
KFire: Thanks for the warning...
Kuwabara: (Also walks in) Yeah, sleep with one eye open......I want another hotel.
Kurama and Yusuke: Me too.
KFire: (Sighing) Fine. We'll have to find someone else to humiliate...(brightly) Any suggestions, readers?? Email me at Labyrinth_fae@hotmail.com
Kurama: Always one for marketing yourself, eh?
KFire: (Smiling) absolutely. Let's see who the people want to antagonize next. (Looks eerily at Kurama, Kuwabara, and Yusuke)
K,K, & Y: (groan)
Whose Rei is it Anyways?
After the first break....
written by: Knight de Fire
(Camera on Drew's desk)
Drew: Welcome back to Whose Line is it Anyways? the show where the points don't matter....like, ah....I dunno, like Genkai's age. Okay, now we're gonna play a game called 'Whose Line?' Believe it or not, we actually do have a game called 'Whose Line?' here on Whose Line?. This is for Yusuke and Hiei...here are your envelopes. They've never seen these slips of paper, and they'll insert them randomly into the scene. Alright, the scene is: Hiei and Yusuke are samurai --heheh, your element, eh, Hiei? -- on their way to defeat an evil dragon. Hiei, Yusuke, whenever you're ready.
Yusuke: Hiei, quick -- we must hurry to the evil dragon!
Hiei: (muttering) Not evil, just misunderstood...
Yusuke: Huh? Didja say something?
Hiei: no. (audience laughs)
Yusuke: Okay, well, come on - up the mountain!
(Both mime hiking up a mountain)
Yusuke: (suddenly jumps back) AHH! THE DRAGON!!!
Hiei: (glares at him) .....
Yusuke: (deadpan) aaaaahhhh. the dragon is going to eat me. (elbows Hiei)
Hiei: (is on the recieving end of frantic motions from behind the camera by director)..... ....er..quick! Into this cave. (darts into imaginary cave)
Yusuke: (follows Hiei) Oh, jeez, what do we do now?? Got any ideas? (peers out of 'cave')
Hiei: ...hn....I know -- (pulls out slip of paper) -- 'pull the knob and turn that sucker on'
(Audience cheers)
Yusuke: (barely manages to suppress a grin) O-okay...(reaches near Hiei's crotch and mimes pulling a 'knob') (audience whistles)
Hiei: (glowers at Yusuke) (teeth clenched) Why. Don't. *You.* Try. Something.
Yusuke: (red with suppressed laughter) Is the knob broken? (snickers)
Hiei: (grabs Yusuke by the collar and hisses in his face) I'll get you after this!
Yusuke: (pulls back, slightly ruffled) Alright, Hiei. Let's try to escape from this cave, ne?
Hiei: (glaring) Any suggestions?
Yusuke: Y'know, it's times like this that remind me of the time I spent at camp.
Hiei: (eyes narrowed) really.
Yusuke: Yes. My camp leader always told me that, when I was stuck -- (pulls slip of paper) -- pull up your pants and tuck it back in. (looks down and 'pulls' his pants back up and does extravagant folding to 'tuck' it back in)
(Audience cheers and whistles)
Kurama: [from seat behind performers] (eyebrows shoot up and chuckles)
Kuwabara: [also from seat] (starts laughing)
Hiei: (peers out cave) (nods at Yusuke) Yep, you scared it off.
(audience laughs)
Drew: {Buzzer} okay, you guys, good job! Thousand points a piece! Great job! Heheh.. that was some tuck, Yusuke. (audience laughs)
Yusuke: (pats himself contentedly) (More laughter and whistles)
Kuwa: way to go, Urameshi..
Kurama: (shaking head) ohhh jeez...
Hiei: (rolls eyes)
Drew: Alright, next game...oh, this is a new game, we just got this one... It's called Mortal Mischief. In this game, they're going to act out stupid things people do that get them killed, maimed, whatever... okay! and, off you go!
Kurama: (walks out with Hiei) (pulls back hand and slaps him firmly on the rear)
Yusuke: O.O OMG!!
Kuwa: O.O
Drew: O.O
Hiei: (has an odd look on face as if he's unsure of whether to be furious or shocked)
Kurama: (walks back to spot before Hiei figures out what his reaction is)
Drew: (whistles) {Buzzer}
Kuwa: (walks out) (puffs out chest and ignites spirit sword) And now!! Kuwabara Kazuma will perform his famous sword swallowing routine!! (Attempts to swallow sword)
Drew: {Buzzer}
Kuwa: Damn, that was hot...
Yusuke: (Rolls eyes) (Walks out) (tilts head back and says in a lusty voice) Oh, oh, yess!! Come on, Drew...Ohhhhhh!!!
Audience: (laughs and whistles)
Hiei: (raises an eyebrow)
Drew: (Shakes head and laughs)
Kurama: what an awful mental image...
Others: (Laughter)
Drew: {Buzzer} alright...next game! (Reads from card) Okay, the next game we'll be playing is called Party Quirks. Hiei, you'll be throwing a party and each of the other guys will enter with unusual characteristics and you'll have to guess what they are. Whenever you're ready.
Hiei: (stands in the middle of the 'room' arms crossed and glaring at the camera) Hn.
Drew: (shaking head) {Ding-dong ding-dong ding-dong}
Hiei: (Walks stiffly over to 'door' and greets Yusuke) Hn.
Yusuke: [Viagra commercial] (Smiles hugely at everyone and winks at various girls in the crowd) He-ey! Is your life boring? Why not spice (pelvic thrust) it up a bit? With our new and improved formula, you'll be on *your* way to a new, more exciting you!!
Hiei:...are you on something? (frowns)
Drew: [doorbell]
Kurama: (Barges in, knocking Hiei over) [PMS] WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON???? WHO SAID YOU COULD HAVE A PARTY?! (abruptly changes attitude, producing tears for the audience) (sobbing) You weren't going to invite me....were you?...(sob)
Hiei: (startled) er...Hello, Kurama....Hey, why don't you hook up withYusuke here....ah....
Drew: [doorbell]
Hiei: (opens door) Hi.
Kuwa: [keeps suffering massive traumatizing experiences] (clutches heart) Ahhh!! My-my-my .... (starts twitching like mad) (gasps and 'faints')
Hiei: about time you died....(turns to Yusuke, who's hitting on Kurama)
Yusuke: Hey, baby, you want some excitement?
Kurama: (looks endearingly at Yusuke) You really love me?
Hiei: (rubs eyes)Yusuke....ah....er....
Yusuke: (whips around to face Hiei; puts arm around Hiei, who promptly shoves him off)
(leers at Kuwabara) How about you? Want to get busy?
Kuwa: (falls to knees) Ahhh! My legs! My legs!!!
Yusuke: Got that right....(strokes Kuwa's thigh)
Kuwa: O.O (backhands Yusuke across face) ...OH! MUSCLE SPASM!!!!
Drew: (laughs)
Kurama: (lips twitch) (suddenly looks furious; others try not to flinch) HOW DARE YOU!! (breaks down) (Sobbing) I-I-I-I can't believe you did that! Poor Yusuke....
Hiei: (screaming at Kurama) QUIT YER WHINING YOU HORMONE CRAZED WOMAN!!!!....?
Drew: {Buzzer} close enough!
Hiei: (looks disgustedly at Drew) (turns to Yusuke)
Yusuke: (nuzzles Hiei's neck)
Hiei: What is *wrong* with you?!
Yusuke: (Deep voice) Hey, baby, want some lovin'?
Hiei: (Completely grossed out) You're a sex-driven, drugged-out...er...
Drew: {Buzzer} Viagra! Right-o!
Kuwa: (staggering) (arms behind back) My arms and legs are gone!! AHHH!!
Hiei: (is reminded of Monty Python) Is your head gone yet?
Kuwa: AHHHHH! (starts twitched wildly and babbling)
Hiei: -.-;;
Kuwa: (abruptly falls over dead)
Hiei: Yes!! --I mean...he is experiencing all causes of dying?
Drew: [buzzer] Yep! Massive Trauma! [Buzzes a few more times] Boy, you're really getting some today, eh, Hiei? Pimpin' out! (laughter) Alright, we'll be back after these commercials! Don't go away!
[Cut to black]
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KFire: Sweet. The second installment. I'm so glad I'm getting replies from people. Thanks so much. I'm thinking of doing a MSTing, so if anyone wants to refer any fics to me, I'll MST them and post them...not here of course...FFN.net banned them so, I'll have to find another site... Anyways, I welcome comments, corrections, and suggestions~!!
Yusuke: Yakyakyakyak...
KFire: Bite me.
Yusuke: I think you're pushing it with Hiei. (hears crashing) I think he's demolishing the break room.
KFire: Great. another revolt...
Kurama: (Walking in) You might want to ease up picking on Hiei...
(all light go out)
Yusuke: He's *so* going to kill you in your sleep. (laughs)
KFire: Thanks for the warning...
Kuwabara: (Also walks in) Yeah, sleep with one eye open......I want another hotel.
Kurama and Yusuke: Me too.
KFire: (Sighing) Fine. We'll have to find someone else to humiliate...(brightly) Any suggestions, readers?? Email me at Labyrinth_fae@hotmail.com
Kurama: Always one for marketing yourself, eh?
KFire: (Smiling) absolutely. Let's see who the people want to antagonize next. (Looks eerily at Kurama, Kuwabara, and Yusuke)
K,K, & Y: (groan)