KFire: Hey everyone! Welcome to the second part of the second episode! First, an apology. I'm not sure if Jemibub reads this or has read it, but I read their fic entitled 'Whose Ki is it Anyways?' and I realized that Drew says the same phrase in their fic as in mine in the first chapter. I'm not sure if it's just a popular expression, but it was completely unintentional and accidental as I just read it yesterday. I'd just like to apologize for that if it seems I'm...er...yeah...
Hiei: Can't say it, eh?
KFire: [jumps, startled] No! I mean, what do you mean?! ...And when did you get there?
Hiei: Copying?
KFire: NO! If there's anything I don't do, it's plagiarize. I might nail you to a merrygoround and set it in perpetual motion, but I don't copy!
Hiei: Hn.
KFire: Oi...Anyways, sorry if you're offended. [Picks up another paper] Alright...target is still Kurama...Although I'm aiming for a new one next episode. Suggestions!
Yusuke: [Runs in and skids to a halt] Erm...guys?
[KFire and Hiei turn around] Yeah?
Yusuke: I think you might want to choose someone else to harass...
KFire: [Groan] what did Kurama do?
Hiei: [smirking]
Yusuke: We-ell, I'm not going to say, but...just don't leave this room, okay? [sits down on the couch]
KFire: great. Well, there's only a bit more.
Hiei and Yusuke: Famous last words...
Whose Rei is it Anyways?
Episode two, after commercial break.
by: Knight de Fire
Drew: And welcome back! Welcome back to Whose line is it anyways?, the show that leaves you wondering what the hell happened? Alright, the next game is called 'Dubs'. This game is fore Yusuke and Kurama. Here, Yusuke. [tosses Yusuke a mic] Kurama, you'll be acting and responding to Yusuke.
[to Audience]
Somebody shout something that goes on in school...
Starwarsfanone1: Band practice!!
Izzy A-chan: Cheerleading!
[Audience laughs]
Drew: Cheerleading! We'll do cheerleading. Kurama you're captain of the cheerleading squad, showing your new squad the latest moves. Go!
[Kurama glares death at Izzy {who's laughing at him}]
Kurama: [acquires 'popular ditz pose' with most of his weight on one hip, one shoulder back, elbow bent with that hand palm up, slightly closed; the other hand is playing with his hair. His mouth moves as if he's chewing gum loudly.]
Yusuke: [uses a high pitched girly voice] Like, oh-kay, girlfriends. At the, ah, next game, we're doing, like, a new routine! Alright and ...kick! [Kurama kicks half-heartedly], no higher! [Kurama kicks leg higher] and two! [another kick] and up! [after a pause, a handstand] and downandkickandover!!
Kurama: [eyes widen and his body falls over backward, he kicks, sending his body back over the other way]
Yusuke: -and twist!
Kurama: [twists around in mid-air, but lands with a loud thud on his chest] Uhhh!
[Audience laughs and 'oohhhs']
Yusuke: [still sickeningly perky] Get up, girls! Let's cheer!!
Kurama: [glares the Heero Yuy Triple Patented Death Glare at Yusuke]
Yusuke: [Starts singing 'St. Ignacious cheer'] Oh my goodness, oh my gracious --
Kurama: [trembling with anger] [stalks over to Yusuke and glares HYTPDG, hands clenched, eye twitching slightly]
Yusuke: [sweatdrop] oorrr not...anyways....[suddenly more perky] Now for our, heh, SUPER CHEER!
[Kurama looks ready to kill]
Yusuke: updownjumpovercheerytoppopupandgoandcheercheercheer!!
Kurama: [does an impressive display of acrobatics]
[clapping and whistling from Audience]
Drew: [buzzbuzzbuzz]
Kurama and Yusuke walk back to seats] [Yusuke avoids Kurama's eyes as he gets as far away as possible.]
Drew: That was great! [claps] Okay moving on to the next game: Three-Headed Broadway Star!
[Clapping and Whistling]
Drew: [glances at card] Okay, if you were an Italian musical director, what would the name of your musical be?
Jubei: Fruit of the Vine!
Drew: [facing them] Alright. And what'd be the hit love song be?
Kingof_theDamned: Touch those Grapes!!!!
[Laughter and incredulous looks from cast]
Drew: [grinning] Okay~! Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei, you'll be singing the hit song, "Touch those Grapes" from the hit musical "Fruit of the Vine".
[piano music starts]
Hiei: [flatly] I.
Kuwa: Ca-an't
Kurama: [frowning] wait
Hiei: to
Kuwa: [grin] grab
Kurama: your
Hiei: [Blink] grapes
Kuwa: they're
Kurama: er...ni-ice..
Hiei: and
Kuwa: [snickering] soft
Kurama: so
Hiei: eh...bend
Kuwa: backward
Kurama: for
Hiei: [frowning again] me..
Kuwa: so
Kurama: I
Hiei: can
Kuwa: do
Kurama: the
Hiei: [lift an eyebrow] wild?
Kuwa: Thang!
Kurama: with
Hiei: them...
Kuwa: so
Kurama: may
Hiei: I
Kuwa: grab
Kurama: those
Hiei: [frantically trying to think..] luscious [Yusuke is laughing hysterically in the background]
Kuwa: [laughing] fruits
Kurama: they're
Hiei: sweet
Kuwa: yet
Kurama: ....erm...sour
Hiei: and
Kuwa: ...ohhhhh
Kurama: so
Hiei: rubable...
Kuwa: I'd
Kurama: love
Hiei: to
Kuwa: make
Kurama: wine
Hiei: with
Kuwa: you
K,K, and H: Allllll......Niiiiiiiiight!
[much laughing and cheering]
Drew: [laughing] alright! Good job! Two thousand 'rei-points'!
Yusuke: Ooohhh!!
Drew: Yeah..cool...the next game is called 'props'! Kuwabara and Yusuke, here's your prop. [hands Kuwabara what looks like a green funnoodle with a loop at one end]
And Hiei and Kurama, here's yours [hands Hiei what looks like two 4' in diameter yellow foam pompoms]
And whenever you're ready!
[Yusuke holds the loop of the noodle. He whips it around with a look of anger, a perfect impression of Kurama]
Yusuke: ROSE WHIP!
[BUZZ]
[Hiei shoves pompoms into Kurama's hands]
Hiei: So, cheer captain, how did that go again?
[BUZZ]
[Kuwabara uses noodle as a drill]
[BUZZ]
[Kurama drop kicks pompoms hard, sending them flying at Drew]
Drew: AHH!
[BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]
[Yusuike puts his head in the loop and Kuwa 'hangs' him.]
[BUZZ]
[Hiei and Kurama act as if they're eating french fries]
[BUZZ]
[Yusuke whips Kuwa]
Yusuke: yah!
Kuwa: [sarcastically] Oh, that's good.
Yusuke: [smacks him with it, hard] moron. let's see you do better.
[BUZZ]
[Kurama and Hiei fling them at each other, Hiei catching one full in the face.]
[BUZZ]
[Yusuke and Kuwa are too busy arguing to do anything and are yanking on it, trying to do their own thing.]
[BUZZBUZZBUZZ]
Drew: alright, before you guys kill each other...The next game is...Irish Drinking Song!
This is for all four of you...And you're going to sing about ..Koenma!
[music plays]
All: Ohhhh, Idy didy didy didy didy didy diiii...
Yusuke: Oh, I met this little guy
Kuwa: with a pacifier
Kurama: he gives us our missions
Hiei: An' I'd like to set him afire...
Yusuke: We always have to fight someone
Kuwa: And they're usually really strong
Kurama: And it's all Koenma's fault
Hiei: cause he's always wrong!
All: Oh, Idy didy didy didy didy didy dii
Kuwa: He's always passing judgement
Kurama: on all o-of us
Hiei: Telling you what to do
Yusuke: ...he's such a wuss
Kuwa: His office is always a mess
Kurama: papers piled everywhere
Hiei: Koenma's a clumsy dolt
Yusuke: falling off his chair
All: Oh Idy didy didy didy didy didy dii!
Kurama: When we stole three artifacts
Hiei: Koenma got in trouble
Yusuike: He had to answer to his dad
Kuwa: which was none too subtle.
Kurama: Koenma's dad was really pissed
Hiei: and he got his due
Yusuke: Boton says that he got spanked
Kuwa: But that's nothing new!
All: Oh Idy didy didy didy didy didy dii!
Hiei: Boton is one of his assistants
Yusuke: She always call him 'Sir'
Kuwa: but I'm really not sure why
Kurama: he reminds me of a ...cur
Hiei: He looks just like a toddler
Yusuke: cause he's only two feet high
Kuwa: and every time he has a plan
Kurama: it always goes awry
All: Oh Idy didy didy didy didy didy di! Oh Idy didy didy didy diiii dee dii deee DIIIIII!!!!!
Drew Carey: Alright! 50,000 points apiece and hey, Koenma! I'm sending two million points straight to your height therapy. [points and winks] Alright see ya next time on Whose Line is it Anyways!!
[[roll credits]]
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KFire: [feels someone behind her] erm....yes?
Kurama: [prods her in the back of the neck with rose] [coldly] Done?
KFire: Ouch!! Yes, yes, I'm done...sheesh. [turns around] Y'know, Hiei took this better than you...
Kurama: Hiei didn't go through the same thing!
KFire: Fine! Besides, it's all done now. We get to pick on either Kuwabara or Yusuke. Alright?
Kurama: [glares and walks away]
KFire: Jeez...[faces computer] Alright guys! Good? Bad? Was it better than the last one? And lastly! Suggestions!? You guys are awesome at that! As a new custom, I will thank the contributors!
Special thanks to: ShinkuAme, Des, StarWarsfanone1, Animegirl3, Izzy A-chan, Dragon_master_Lytore, and Kingof_theDamned!!
Also, the votes are piling! Who do YOU want to be targeted? Dear Yusuke?
Yusuke: [walking in] Huh? What's going on?
Hiei: [from corner] Asking about you.
Yusuke: [wink] really?
KFire: Oi....or Kuwabara?
Kuwa: [sleeping on couch] eh...zzzzzzzz....
KFire: Your choice! I can't wait to start the new Episode!! I love reviews, keep sending! Well, that's all for now, this is Knight de Fire, signing off!
[beeeoooppp]
Hiei: Can't say it, eh?
KFire: [jumps, startled] No! I mean, what do you mean?! ...And when did you get there?
Hiei: Copying?
KFire: NO! If there's anything I don't do, it's plagiarize. I might nail you to a merrygoround and set it in perpetual motion, but I don't copy!
Hiei: Hn.
KFire: Oi...Anyways, sorry if you're offended. [Picks up another paper] Alright...target is still Kurama...Although I'm aiming for a new one next episode. Suggestions!
Yusuke: [Runs in and skids to a halt] Erm...guys?
[KFire and Hiei turn around] Yeah?
Yusuke: I think you might want to choose someone else to harass...
KFire: [Groan] what did Kurama do?
Hiei: [smirking]
Yusuke: We-ell, I'm not going to say, but...just don't leave this room, okay? [sits down on the couch]
KFire: great. Well, there's only a bit more.
Hiei and Yusuke: Famous last words...
Whose Rei is it Anyways?
Episode two, after commercial break.
by: Knight de Fire
Drew: And welcome back! Welcome back to Whose line is it anyways?, the show that leaves you wondering what the hell happened? Alright, the next game is called 'Dubs'. This game is fore Yusuke and Kurama. Here, Yusuke. [tosses Yusuke a mic] Kurama, you'll be acting and responding to Yusuke.
[to Audience]
Somebody shout something that goes on in school...
Starwarsfanone1: Band practice!!
Izzy A-chan: Cheerleading!
[Audience laughs]
Drew: Cheerleading! We'll do cheerleading. Kurama you're captain of the cheerleading squad, showing your new squad the latest moves. Go!
[Kurama glares death at Izzy {who's laughing at him}]
Kurama: [acquires 'popular ditz pose' with most of his weight on one hip, one shoulder back, elbow bent with that hand palm up, slightly closed; the other hand is playing with his hair. His mouth moves as if he's chewing gum loudly.]
Yusuke: [uses a high pitched girly voice] Like, oh-kay, girlfriends. At the, ah, next game, we're doing, like, a new routine! Alright and ...kick! [Kurama kicks half-heartedly], no higher! [Kurama kicks leg higher] and two! [another kick] and up! [after a pause, a handstand] and downandkickandover!!
Kurama: [eyes widen and his body falls over backward, he kicks, sending his body back over the other way]
Yusuke: -and twist!
Kurama: [twists around in mid-air, but lands with a loud thud on his chest] Uhhh!
[Audience laughs and 'oohhhs']
Yusuke: [still sickeningly perky] Get up, girls! Let's cheer!!
Kurama: [glares the Heero Yuy Triple Patented Death Glare at Yusuke]
Yusuke: [Starts singing 'St. Ignacious cheer'] Oh my goodness, oh my gracious --
Kurama: [trembling with anger] [stalks over to Yusuke and glares HYTPDG, hands clenched, eye twitching slightly]
Yusuke: [sweatdrop] oorrr not...anyways....[suddenly more perky] Now for our, heh, SUPER CHEER!
[Kurama looks ready to kill]
Yusuke: updownjumpovercheerytoppopupandgoandcheercheercheer!!
Kurama: [does an impressive display of acrobatics]
[clapping and whistling from Audience]
Drew: [buzzbuzzbuzz]
Kurama and Yusuke walk back to seats] [Yusuke avoids Kurama's eyes as he gets as far away as possible.]
Drew: That was great! [claps] Okay moving on to the next game: Three-Headed Broadway Star!
[Clapping and Whistling]
Drew: [glances at card] Okay, if you were an Italian musical director, what would the name of your musical be?
Jubei: Fruit of the Vine!
Drew: [facing them] Alright. And what'd be the hit love song be?
Kingof_theDamned: Touch those Grapes!!!!
[Laughter and incredulous looks from cast]
Drew: [grinning] Okay~! Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei, you'll be singing the hit song, "Touch those Grapes" from the hit musical "Fruit of the Vine".
[piano music starts]
Hiei: [flatly] I.
Kuwa: Ca-an't
Kurama: [frowning] wait
Hiei: to
Kuwa: [grin] grab
Kurama: your
Hiei: [Blink] grapes
Kuwa: they're
Kurama: er...ni-ice..
Hiei: and
Kuwa: [snickering] soft
Kurama: so
Hiei: eh...bend
Kuwa: backward
Kurama: for
Hiei: [frowning again] me..
Kuwa: so
Kurama: I
Hiei: can
Kuwa: do
Kurama: the
Hiei: [lift an eyebrow] wild?
Kuwa: Thang!
Kurama: with
Hiei: them...
Kuwa: so
Kurama: may
Hiei: I
Kuwa: grab
Kurama: those
Hiei: [frantically trying to think..] luscious [Yusuke is laughing hysterically in the background]
Kuwa: [laughing] fruits
Kurama: they're
Hiei: sweet
Kuwa: yet
Kurama: ....erm...sour
Hiei: and
Kuwa: ...ohhhhh
Kurama: so
Hiei: rubable...
Kuwa: I'd
Kurama: love
Hiei: to
Kuwa: make
Kurama: wine
Hiei: with
Kuwa: you
K,K, and H: Allllll......Niiiiiiiiight!
[much laughing and cheering]
Drew: [laughing] alright! Good job! Two thousand 'rei-points'!
Yusuke: Ooohhh!!
Drew: Yeah..cool...the next game is called 'props'! Kuwabara and Yusuke, here's your prop. [hands Kuwabara what looks like a green funnoodle with a loop at one end]
And Hiei and Kurama, here's yours [hands Hiei what looks like two 4' in diameter yellow foam pompoms]
And whenever you're ready!
[Yusuke holds the loop of the noodle. He whips it around with a look of anger, a perfect impression of Kurama]
Yusuke: ROSE WHIP!
[BUZZ]
[Hiei shoves pompoms into Kurama's hands]
Hiei: So, cheer captain, how did that go again?
[BUZZ]
[Kuwabara uses noodle as a drill]
[BUZZ]
[Kurama drop kicks pompoms hard, sending them flying at Drew]
Drew: AHH!
[BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]
[Yusuike puts his head in the loop and Kuwa 'hangs' him.]
[BUZZ]
[Hiei and Kurama act as if they're eating french fries]
[BUZZ]
[Yusuke whips Kuwa]
Yusuke: yah!
Kuwa: [sarcastically] Oh, that's good.
Yusuke: [smacks him with it, hard] moron. let's see you do better.
[BUZZ]
[Kurama and Hiei fling them at each other, Hiei catching one full in the face.]
[BUZZ]
[Yusuke and Kuwa are too busy arguing to do anything and are yanking on it, trying to do their own thing.]
[BUZZBUZZBUZZ]
Drew: alright, before you guys kill each other...The next game is...Irish Drinking Song!
This is for all four of you...And you're going to sing about ..Koenma!
[music plays]
All: Ohhhh, Idy didy didy didy didy didy diiii...
Yusuke: Oh, I met this little guy
Kuwa: with a pacifier
Kurama: he gives us our missions
Hiei: An' I'd like to set him afire...
Yusuke: We always have to fight someone
Kuwa: And they're usually really strong
Kurama: And it's all Koenma's fault
Hiei: cause he's always wrong!
All: Oh, Idy didy didy didy didy didy dii
Kuwa: He's always passing judgement
Kurama: on all o-of us
Hiei: Telling you what to do
Yusuke: ...he's such a wuss
Kuwa: His office is always a mess
Kurama: papers piled everywhere
Hiei: Koenma's a clumsy dolt
Yusuke: falling off his chair
All: Oh Idy didy didy didy didy didy dii!
Kurama: When we stole three artifacts
Hiei: Koenma got in trouble
Yusuike: He had to answer to his dad
Kuwa: which was none too subtle.
Kurama: Koenma's dad was really pissed
Hiei: and he got his due
Yusuke: Boton says that he got spanked
Kuwa: But that's nothing new!
All: Oh Idy didy didy didy didy didy dii!
Hiei: Boton is one of his assistants
Yusuke: She always call him 'Sir'
Kuwa: but I'm really not sure why
Kurama: he reminds me of a ...cur
Hiei: He looks just like a toddler
Yusuke: cause he's only two feet high
Kuwa: and every time he has a plan
Kurama: it always goes awry
All: Oh Idy didy didy didy didy didy di! Oh Idy didy didy didy diiii dee dii deee DIIIIII!!!!!
Drew Carey: Alright! 50,000 points apiece and hey, Koenma! I'm sending two million points straight to your height therapy. [points and winks] Alright see ya next time on Whose Line is it Anyways!!
[[roll credits]]
-------------
KFire: [feels someone behind her] erm....yes?
Kurama: [prods her in the back of the neck with rose] [coldly] Done?
KFire: Ouch!! Yes, yes, I'm done...sheesh. [turns around] Y'know, Hiei took this better than you...
Kurama: Hiei didn't go through the same thing!
KFire: Fine! Besides, it's all done now. We get to pick on either Kuwabara or Yusuke. Alright?
Kurama: [glares and walks away]
KFire: Jeez...[faces computer] Alright guys! Good? Bad? Was it better than the last one? And lastly! Suggestions!? You guys are awesome at that! As a new custom, I will thank the contributors!
Special thanks to: ShinkuAme, Des, StarWarsfanone1, Animegirl3, Izzy A-chan, Dragon_master_Lytore, and Kingof_theDamned!!
Also, the votes are piling! Who do YOU want to be targeted? Dear Yusuke?
Yusuke: [walking in] Huh? What's going on?
Hiei: [from corner] Asking about you.
Yusuke: [wink] really?
KFire: Oi....or Kuwabara?
Kuwa: [sleeping on couch] eh...zzzzzzzz....
KFire: Your choice! I can't wait to start the new Episode!! I love reviews, keep sending! Well, that's all for now, this is Knight de Fire, signing off!
[beeeoooppp]