KFire: Hey all! What's goin' on? I haven't been seen lately due to an enormous amount of work hours and school work. Welcome to the next edition of Whose Rei is it Anyways! The guys are getting ready for the ep, so let's start. [into PA] Places, guys!!
Whose Rei is it Anyway? (?!?!?!?!)
Written by: Knight de Fire
Drew: Hey! Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways? --What the?--
[A girl grabs the mic away from him and motions to the people behind the camera. We see herconversing with Drew. He nods and shrugs and walks off the set.]
Girl: [smiling evilly] On tonight's show: Whaddaya lookin' at?!-Yusuke!; How about a nice cup of 'shut the *bleep* up?'- Hiei!; 'Why am I still here?'- Kurama!; and 'Let me out!!'- Kuwabara! I"m your host, Knight de Fire! Come one down and let's have some fun.
[Camera pans over audience and then rests on Drew's desk with KFire sitting atop it.]
Yusuke: [whispering to Hiei] What is she *doing* here?
Hiei: Like I know.
Yusuke: [Looks at other two]
Kurama, Kuwabara: [shrugs]
KFire: I thought I'd play host for a bit. I'm tired of sitting in front of that computer, bein' all cooped up. [They just stare at her.] What?
Hiei: [glancing at the others] ah...if you're here, who's...
Y, K, Kw, H: [look up at ceiling]
KFire: oh yeah. I've got it on auto record. Nifty, huh? [laughs] Anyways...[to audience] Y'all have seen the show before, right?
[Audience cheers and claps]
KFire: Alright! The first game is Old Job, New Job! Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara: this is for you. Yusuke, you're a McDonald's employee who used to be a hooker. Kuwabara and Kurama are poeple trying to order a burger. Go!
Kurama: [walks up to counter with Kuwabara] [to Yusuke] Hi, I'd like to order..
Yusuke: [standing with his weight centered on one hip and puckers lips] [Leans over counter] Hey Sugah...[grabs Kurama's collar and yanks him close so their faces are inches apart] ...want a hot...juicy....steamy...[lifts eyebrow seductively] hunk of meat? [licks lips]
Kuwabara: [looks sick]
Kurama: [sweatdrop] [sighing] ah...sure.
Yusuke: [picks up 'burger' and saunters up to Kuwabara]
Kurama: [looks relieved]
Kuwabara: [decides to play along; grabs the burger and bites into it]
Yusuke: [moans]
Kuwabara: [drops burger] o.o
Kurama: [snickers]
Yusuke: I'll get that...[bends over slowly]
Kuwa: O.O
Hiei: [looks grossed out in background]
Kurama: [conveniently looking at ceiling]
[BUZZ BUZZ]
KFire: The next game is Scenes from a Hat. This is for all four of you. Get on the step there, and we'll see how many you can act out. [Koenma's hat appears from under desk]
Kuwa: [glances a Yusuke]
KFire: the first one is...'If Boton didn't ride an oar!'
Yusuke: [walks out] [straddles something and runs around cackling like the Wicked Witch.]
Kuwa: [walks out] [stands on a surfboard for a moment before falling off]
Kurama: [walks out] [tries to thumb a ride]
KFire: [buzzer] Alright, next...Why Karoake night was banned.
Hiei: [walks out with Kurama] [pretends to hold mic but suddenly beats Kurama over the head with it.] I'M NOT SINGING SEXUAL HEALING, DAMN FOX!!!
Kurama: -.-;;;;
{BUZZ}
[Kuwa and Yusuke walk out.]
Kuwa: [in a horribly sharp shrill voice] AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE-YAAAAIII-YAAIII!!!!
Yusuke: [in bloodcurdling pitch] LOOOOOOOOVEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Kuwa and Yusuke: [Earsplitting] YYYYYOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
KFire: [covers ears painfully] [leans on buzzer] {BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ}
....Wow that was horrendous...Next is ... Yu Yu Hakusho Day Jobs.
Kuwa: [as Yusuke] Want fries with that?
Kurama: [sly look] Theft services...
Yusuke: [as Hiei] Someone call for a stripper?
[Kurama holds Hiei back from Yusuke] -.-;;
KFire: [Buzz] Next...Odd things to wish for using the Forlorn Hope.
Hiei: [as Kuwabara] I wanna cat.
Yusuke: erm...fries and a coke?
Kuwa: [as Yusuke] A *bleep*...
[All stare at him]
Yusuke: [as Kurama] a barber. [is shot a dirty look from Kurama]
KFire: [Buzz] Alright..last one...what the-? [looks incredulously at Director behind camera] Fashion Follies of YYH.
Directore: [shrugs innocently and points to Producer.]
KFire: -.-'''
Yusuke: [walks out with Kurama] [Tsks] Jeez, Kurama, pink with red hair? And look at this. Are you trying to make a wig?
Kurama: [glaring] well, how about your greased up-aerodynamic-waterslides right off- shiny-ass hair?
Yusuke: [glares back at him] [opens mouth to say something]
KFire: [BUZZ] ^-^;;;
Yusuke: HEY!! wanna make fun of my hair? how about Hiei? And what about that sissy dress he's wearing?!
Hiei: [growls] ROBE!
Yusuke: yeah, yeah [dismissively]
KFire: [BUZZ BUZZ]
[all walk back...then Kurama walks out again]
Kurama: [ as Yusuke] [putting 'gel' in hair] hm? I can't quite signal planes...more gel....maybe Keiko will let me--
KFire: [BUZZ] Kurama! I never thought *you'd*--
Yusuke: [walking out] [as Kurama] [looks in 'mirror'] How can I look more a like a woman? [pretends to put on lipstick]
Kurama: [eyes narrow]
[Kuwabara is holding back Yusuke and Hiei is holding Kurama back]
KFire: [BUZZ BUZZ] Enough! let's go to commercial and let things calm down...
{Fade to black}.....
{Fades back into show}
Director: one of the recievers in broken. We can't go to commercial.
Kurama: NOO! [starts hyperventilating and curls into a ball on the floor.]
KFire: uh...Big D, we need a break.
Director: it's only a five minute commercial thing we're missing.
Yusuke: but we need those five minutes.
Hiei: guys, we're airing now.
[All sweatdrop]
KFire: [looks down a Kurama]
[Kurama is rocking back and forth, mutter to himself]
KFire: Er...[kneels down next to Kurama] Kurama, hon...do you think you could go for one or two more games?
Kurama: Nonononononnonooooo....
KFire: Could you at least try?
Kurama: ...
KFire: ?
Kurama: ...
KFire: Alright, we can't continue with him. We need a substitute.
Director: I know! [pulls out cell phone and--]
Vash the Stampede: [stumbles in and falls on face] Hello!
All: -.-
KFire: I don't think so. [grabs phone and --]
Koronue: [walks in] er...hi?
Kurama: [looks up] Koronue?! [looks at KFire] No. No. nononono!
KFire: [sighs] fine...how about Koenma?
Yusuke and Kuwa: NO!
KFire: Boton?
Hiei: no.
KFire: Genkai?
[long pause]
KFire: nah...
Director: [to KFire] how about you?
Y, K, Kw, H: NO!!!
KFire: Yukina?
Kuwa: YES!
Hiei: NO!!
KFire: will it work with only you three?
Director: no. How bout Rando?
Yusuke: No!
KFire: [looks at Kurama] [puppy eyes] please try?
Kurama: but-
KFire: Please?
Kurama: I-
KFire: [single tear rolls down cheek]
Kurama: [starts to waver] oh-
KFire: [sniffles]
Kurama: ...[looks nervous]
Hiei: [looks annoyed] Damnit, Kurama, just do one game!
Kurama: fine...
KFire: [stands up] next game is Moving Bodies! Kurama and Hiei, you'll be the lucky people playing! Let's call two random people down from the audience...[draws two names from Koenma's hat] Puar and FLdopp!
[Puar runs down, ponytail bobbing, and stops behind Kurama]
[FLdopp walks down and stand behind Hiei]
Kurama: [looking angry] You could've used Yusuke or Kuwabara for this!!!
KFire: we could always use Koronue.
Kurama: I'm not doing another game!!! [stalks off]
[Kurama gets as far as the step off the carpet when a cage falls]
Kurama: Hey!! You can't--!!
[Koronue suddenly appears inside the cage next to Kurama]
Koronue: Hi Kurama...what's going on?
KFire: Readers!! I call on you yet again! Who shall continue? Kurama...or Koronue? You decide, I do this for you! Email me at Labyrinth_Fae@hotmail.com or just review!
[cut to a error screen, but instead of showing those colored blocks, it shows a picture of Koronue and Kurama on each side of the screen.]
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Kudos to Mookie, and a lot of people I don't remember who gave me ideas. If your idea's in here, tell me and get credit!
Whose Rei is it Anyway? (?!?!?!?!)
Written by: Knight de Fire
Drew: Hey! Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyways? --What the?--
[A girl grabs the mic away from him and motions to the people behind the camera. We see herconversing with Drew. He nods and shrugs and walks off the set.]
Girl: [smiling evilly] On tonight's show: Whaddaya lookin' at?!-Yusuke!; How about a nice cup of 'shut the *bleep* up?'- Hiei!; 'Why am I still here?'- Kurama!; and 'Let me out!!'- Kuwabara! I"m your host, Knight de Fire! Come one down and let's have some fun.
[Camera pans over audience and then rests on Drew's desk with KFire sitting atop it.]
Yusuke: [whispering to Hiei] What is she *doing* here?
Hiei: Like I know.
Yusuke: [Looks at other two]
Kurama, Kuwabara: [shrugs]
KFire: I thought I'd play host for a bit. I'm tired of sitting in front of that computer, bein' all cooped up. [They just stare at her.] What?
Hiei: [glancing at the others] ah...if you're here, who's...
Y, K, Kw, H: [look up at ceiling]
KFire: oh yeah. I've got it on auto record. Nifty, huh? [laughs] Anyways...[to audience] Y'all have seen the show before, right?
[Audience cheers and claps]
KFire: Alright! The first game is Old Job, New Job! Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara: this is for you. Yusuke, you're a McDonald's employee who used to be a hooker. Kuwabara and Kurama are poeple trying to order a burger. Go!
Kurama: [walks up to counter with Kuwabara] [to Yusuke] Hi, I'd like to order..
Yusuke: [standing with his weight centered on one hip and puckers lips] [Leans over counter] Hey Sugah...[grabs Kurama's collar and yanks him close so their faces are inches apart] ...want a hot...juicy....steamy...[lifts eyebrow seductively] hunk of meat? [licks lips]
Kuwabara: [looks sick]
Kurama: [sweatdrop] [sighing] ah...sure.
Yusuke: [picks up 'burger' and saunters up to Kuwabara]
Kurama: [looks relieved]
Kuwabara: [decides to play along; grabs the burger and bites into it]
Yusuke: [moans]
Kuwabara: [drops burger] o.o
Kurama: [snickers]
Yusuke: I'll get that...[bends over slowly]
Kuwa: O.O
Hiei: [looks grossed out in background]
Kurama: [conveniently looking at ceiling]
[BUZZ BUZZ]
KFire: The next game is Scenes from a Hat. This is for all four of you. Get on the step there, and we'll see how many you can act out. [Koenma's hat appears from under desk]
Kuwa: [glances a Yusuke]
KFire: the first one is...'If Boton didn't ride an oar!'
Yusuke: [walks out] [straddles something and runs around cackling like the Wicked Witch.]
Kuwa: [walks out] [stands on a surfboard for a moment before falling off]
Kurama: [walks out] [tries to thumb a ride]
KFire: [buzzer] Alright, next...Why Karoake night was banned.
Hiei: [walks out with Kurama] [pretends to hold mic but suddenly beats Kurama over the head with it.] I'M NOT SINGING SEXUAL HEALING, DAMN FOX!!!
Kurama: -.-;;;;
{BUZZ}
[Kuwa and Yusuke walk out.]
Kuwa: [in a horribly sharp shrill voice] AAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEE-YAAAAIII-YAAIII!!!!
Yusuke: [in bloodcurdling pitch] LOOOOOOOOVEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Kuwa and Yusuke: [Earsplitting] YYYYYOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
KFire: [covers ears painfully] [leans on buzzer] {BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ}
....Wow that was horrendous...Next is ... Yu Yu Hakusho Day Jobs.
Kuwa: [as Yusuke] Want fries with that?
Kurama: [sly look] Theft services...
Yusuke: [as Hiei] Someone call for a stripper?
[Kurama holds Hiei back from Yusuke] -.-;;
KFire: [Buzz] Next...Odd things to wish for using the Forlorn Hope.
Hiei: [as Kuwabara] I wanna cat.
Yusuke: erm...fries and a coke?
Kuwa: [as Yusuke] A *bleep*...
[All stare at him]
Yusuke: [as Kurama] a barber. [is shot a dirty look from Kurama]
KFire: [Buzz] Alright..last one...what the-? [looks incredulously at Director behind camera] Fashion Follies of YYH.
Directore: [shrugs innocently and points to Producer.]
KFire: -.-'''
Yusuke: [walks out with Kurama] [Tsks] Jeez, Kurama, pink with red hair? And look at this. Are you trying to make a wig?
Kurama: [glaring] well, how about your greased up-aerodynamic-waterslides right off- shiny-ass hair?
Yusuke: [glares back at him] [opens mouth to say something]
KFire: [BUZZ] ^-^;;;
Yusuke: HEY!! wanna make fun of my hair? how about Hiei? And what about that sissy dress he's wearing?!
Hiei: [growls] ROBE!
Yusuke: yeah, yeah [dismissively]
KFire: [BUZZ BUZZ]
[all walk back...then Kurama walks out again]
Kurama: [ as Yusuke] [putting 'gel' in hair] hm? I can't quite signal planes...more gel....maybe Keiko will let me--
KFire: [BUZZ] Kurama! I never thought *you'd*--
Yusuke: [walking out] [as Kurama] [looks in 'mirror'] How can I look more a like a woman? [pretends to put on lipstick]
Kurama: [eyes narrow]
[Kuwabara is holding back Yusuke and Hiei is holding Kurama back]
KFire: [BUZZ BUZZ] Enough! let's go to commercial and let things calm down...
{Fade to black}.....
{Fades back into show}
Director: one of the recievers in broken. We can't go to commercial.
Kurama: NOO! [starts hyperventilating and curls into a ball on the floor.]
KFire: uh...Big D, we need a break.
Director: it's only a five minute commercial thing we're missing.
Yusuke: but we need those five minutes.
Hiei: guys, we're airing now.
[All sweatdrop]
KFire: [looks down a Kurama]
[Kurama is rocking back and forth, mutter to himself]
KFire: Er...[kneels down next to Kurama] Kurama, hon...do you think you could go for one or two more games?
Kurama: Nonononononnonooooo....
KFire: Could you at least try?
Kurama: ...
KFire: ?
Kurama: ...
KFire: Alright, we can't continue with him. We need a substitute.
Director: I know! [pulls out cell phone and--]
Vash the Stampede: [stumbles in and falls on face] Hello!
All: -.-
KFire: I don't think so. [grabs phone and --]
Koronue: [walks in] er...hi?
Kurama: [looks up] Koronue?! [looks at KFire] No. No. nononono!
KFire: [sighs] fine...how about Koenma?
Yusuke and Kuwa: NO!
KFire: Boton?
Hiei: no.
KFire: Genkai?
[long pause]
KFire: nah...
Director: [to KFire] how about you?
Y, K, Kw, H: NO!!!
KFire: Yukina?
Kuwa: YES!
Hiei: NO!!
KFire: will it work with only you three?
Director: no. How bout Rando?
Yusuke: No!
KFire: [looks at Kurama] [puppy eyes] please try?
Kurama: but-
KFire: Please?
Kurama: I-
KFire: [single tear rolls down cheek]
Kurama: [starts to waver] oh-
KFire: [sniffles]
Kurama: ...[looks nervous]
Hiei: [looks annoyed] Damnit, Kurama, just do one game!
Kurama: fine...
KFire: [stands up] next game is Moving Bodies! Kurama and Hiei, you'll be the lucky people playing! Let's call two random people down from the audience...[draws two names from Koenma's hat] Puar and FLdopp!
[Puar runs down, ponytail bobbing, and stops behind Kurama]
[FLdopp walks down and stand behind Hiei]
Kurama: [looking angry] You could've used Yusuke or Kuwabara for this!!!
KFire: we could always use Koronue.
Kurama: I'm not doing another game!!! [stalks off]
[Kurama gets as far as the step off the carpet when a cage falls]
Kurama: Hey!! You can't--!!
[Koronue suddenly appears inside the cage next to Kurama]
Koronue: Hi Kurama...what's going on?
KFire: Readers!! I call on you yet again! Who shall continue? Kurama...or Koronue? You decide, I do this for you! Email me at Labyrinth_Fae@hotmail.com or just review!
[cut to a error screen, but instead of showing those colored blocks, it shows a picture of Koronue and Kurama on each side of the screen.]
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Kudos to Mookie, and a lot of people I don't remember who gave me ideas. If your idea's in here, tell me and get credit!