KFire: Hey all! Wow, has it been a busy month, ne? I appreciate all of your reviews so much. What am I going to do when this fic is over? [sniffs] What will I write about?
Yusuke: [lifting an eyebrow] now look, she's getting all choked up.
KFire: [glares] oh, shut up...anyways, as before, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Whose Line.I'm not making money off of this --
Hiei: [scoffing] yeah, like you could...
KFire: -- and I'm just playing with them...but I don't guarantee their safety. [casts a glare at Hiei] [evil smirk] ...And if anyone could help me? Is it Yuu Yuu Hakusho or Yu Yu? and is it Yuusuke, or Yusuke? The "u"'s are confusing me. Anyways, on with the fic.
Whose Rei is it Anyways?
Episode Three, after...er...the lack of commercial break.
written by: Knight de Fire
[Camera comes out of the colored blocks to rest on all five people standing around the cage where Koronue and Kurama are held.]
KFire: Alright, guys. Time to let them out.
[camera zooms in on the sticks that Kuwa and Yusuke are poking Kurama and Koronue with.]
Kuwa, Yusuke: awwww... [the cage lifts and Kurama suddenly turns youko]
KFire: ACK! [puts hands up defensively] wait! waitwaitwait!
Youko Kurama: [cracking knuckles] why?
KFire: because...[assumes a holy stance] the readers have decided...er..voted.
Koronue: And?
KFire: Well, first, Koronue, you're gone. You're not popular enough, sorry. [Koronue disappears in a puff of purplish smoke] And, Kurama, you're pitied by most of my readers. However, they are all very sadistic and like seeing you suffer. Now, change back. You can't challenge the Reviewers' decision. [Kurama turns back, grudgingly; and to many whistles from the audience.] Hiei, sorry but you're still here. The rest of you sit. Alright,....[faces camera and smiles] And welcome back to Whose line is it anyways? the show where the points don't matter--like the death threats from dear Kurama, there. Now, the first game is called the Millionaire Show. I want Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara to do it as guys trying to get Yusuke killed.[Yusuke and Kuwabara take the stools up front and Hiei heads for the audience. Kurama goes off stage.] Whenever you're ready.
Kuwa: You are now at negative seven thousand. The next question is to land you at an even zero. You have two lifelines left. Your question is: What color are Hiei's underwear? A} pink B} black C} red hearts or E} he isn't wearing any.
[Camera shot of Hiei unwrapping his right arm.] [KFire glares poison daggers at him] [He re-wraps it, grudgingly]
Yusuke: [casting a cautious eye to Hiei] er...um...I'll have to call my good friend Kurama.
Kuwa: Okay...[sound of phone ringing...]
Kurama: [raspy voice] hello.
Yusuke: Hey, Kurama. I have this question, I'm on the millionaire show...
Kurama: [heavy breathing and a sinister chuckle]
Yusuke: Yeah, anyways...the question is what color are Hiei's underwear--
Kurama: Underwear?! He doesn't wear any!
Hiei: WHAT?!!!!!!
KFire: ooo, how do you know?
Hiei: HE DOESN'T!!
Kuwa: [cutting them off] sure! [punches Yusuke in a fake friendly way. Hard.] Alright! next question is: Kurama is really a: A} Fox, B} Chippendale dancer, C} a woman, or D} a flowerbed.
Yusuke: ah...[glances over at Hiei, who's still glowering over the last question.] umm...[glances over at Kurama, who's offstage and casting golden glares at Yusuke.]
Kuwa: yes?
Yusuke: I'll have to ask my friend in the audience..
Hiei: [standing up] [deadpan voice] D
Yusuke: ah...okay...[to Kuwa] I'll go with ....C...?
Kuwa: Right!
Kurama: WHAT!!!! [rose whip comes from behind curtain.]
KFire: [BUZZ] Alright guys. Kurama, call the Rose Whip off.
Kurama: [growls]
KFire: Kurama. Off. Now. ...or if you prefer, I could make you the target again...?
Kurama: [snarls][Rose whip goes back to being a rose and he puts it back in his...hair.]
KFire: There's a good fox. Alright...we'll go on to the next game, okay? Alright, the next game is Hoe Down. This is for all four of you. [reading card] You'll be singing about...me?! [looks at producer] ME?!
Producer: [shrugs and points to Director]
KFire: oi...
[music starts]
Yusuke: This girl, KFire, is torturing the reikai tantei / Kurama seems to be the target / of every game. / It's kind of funny, but she'd better watch her back / cause as soon as we're out of here/ ain't noone holdin' us back!
Kuwa: Yusuke says we're gonna get her, but I'm not all that sure / She hasn't really picked on me, so I don't really care / Her games have been aimed at the two demons,/ I really hope that she sleeps with one eye open!
Hiei: Knight de Fire better watch herself, of that you can be sure / I want to burn her to a crisp with my Kokoryuha/ she won't be able to get away from my fire / She will have to deal with consquences dire!
Kurama: I'm getting to sick of this, I want to take revenge / I will use the girl's ambition to achieve my ends / But right now, i'm am bond by the Reviewers / Once this is over, it is she that I will skewer!!
Y, K,K,H: It's she that I will skewer!!!
KFire: [grinning] wonderfully done! For points, I will reward each of you a place in my next fic! ... [glares from Kurama and Hiei, a groan from Kuwabara, and a chuckle from Yusuke.] Now, the next game is called Wacky Newscasters. Yusuke, you're the anchor. Hiei is the co-anchor. Hiei, you're a teenybopper who keeps spotting popstars. Kuwabara, you're doing sports. You're trying to keep the doctor from 'fixing' you. [Kuwabara's eyes widen.] Kurama, you're the weatherman. You're a drag queen who's getting ready for a night at the club. Whenever you're ready.
[music cues]
Yusuke: Hi and welcom to the 10 o'clock news. I'm your host, Longen Deep and with me is the lovely Ruba Moorecock.
Hiei: [glares and wonders fleetingly how he managed to end up in the predicament *again*.][looks around blankly but suddenly 'spots' Yusuke.] [gasping and pointing] OMG!!! It's....ah....er....[remembers he doesn't know any pop stars]
Yusuke: [sees Hiei's confused look and mutters something through the side of his mouth]
Hiei: A WHAT?! a back...street.......boy? [blinks] oh! It's a backstreet boy!! [glomps Yuske, almost knocking him over] OMG! OMG!!!! [runs around studio like a crazed fan girl shrieking at 'insink' and 'christina aqualarah']
Yusuke: ah...right. [casts a strange look at Hiei] And now, sports! I'll hand it over to our sports guru, Nev Alade.
Kuwabara: -.- [gives Yusuke the evil eye, but the acquires a look of complete and utter horror] NO! Please doc, please! No, Go AWAY!! I need my *bleep*!--
Kurama: [snickering] [to Hiei] he got censored...
Kuwabara: [gives a sudden and very girly shriek]
Yusuke: [grinning] Thank you for that...riveting report...And now, let's throw it to Dude Lookslye-Kalady for today's weather report. [to Kurama] Dude...
Kurama: well, today's looking ...hot...[likcs lips] and steamy. [puts on what looks to be a *very* tight dress] [whistles from audience] [puts on lipstick and lifts an eyebrow.]
Kuwabara: [in a high-pitched voice] oooooooooo.....[jumps on Kurama]
Kurama: AHH! [falls over]
[camera zooms in on Kurama lying spread-eagle on the floor, Kuwabara on top of him.]
Kurama: Oh! i'm glad I found a drag king! Wanna go?
Kuwabara: [indignant] I"m not a--
Kurama: But you have no--
[BUZZ] [Kurama and Kuwabara get up and all return to seats.]
KFire: wonderful! Three thousand points each for crushing the hearts of girls everywhere, Kuwabara...and Five thousand for lifting the hopes of guys everywhere, Kurama.
Kuwabara: [shakes hands with Kurama]
KFire: okay, next game. This is for three of you. Kurama and Yusuke, you're acting in a play when Kurama suddenly dies. Yusuke, however, just keeps acting. Then Hiei comes in, but then dies, and Yusuke plays his part also. The scene is: Kurama and Yusuke are Cinderella and Prince Whatsisname. They're dancing with the evil stepmom, Hiei, comes in to break it up.
[Kurama and Yusuke start ballroom dancing rather impressively. Whistles and catcall from the audience]
Yusuke: I love you, Cinderella. [unable to hold back a grin]
Kurama: [gives him an endearing yet deadly look] why, I -- [goes limp]
Yusuke: [caught off-guard and Kurama drops heavily to the ground.]
Kurama: [growls]
Yusuke: [picks him up] [hurriedly] Here?! Jeez, girl, let's go to the hotel. [staggers to chair, holding Kurama]
Hiei: [walks in] Cinderella! What do you think you're doing with -- [falls forward]....
[Yusuke misses again and Hiei falls to the floor with a thump.]
Yusuke: [muttering] I never *was* good at those trust games...[grabs Hiei round the middle.] [as Hiei] Him?! [works Kurama's mouth] But I love him, mother! He's so handsome and brave and oh-so-[yelps]
Kurama: [opens one eye and lifts an eyebrow at Yusuke. We see his foot still connected with Yusuke's shin.]
Yusuke: [to Hiei and Kurama] Ahem...thanks, but there's enough of me for everyone. [audience cheers] [as Kurama] Oh, yeah...I *like* it that way.... [as Hiei] [moans]
KFire: [buzz, buzz] Alright, Yusuke. Three hundred points each. That's a new twist for Cinderella... Alright. [stagehand gives her an envelope. she opens it, reads, and nods] Alright, next game....Hollywood director!
[cheers]
KFire: Yusuke, you're the director. The scene is: you're all working in an office. Kurama, you're the Boss who's having an affair with Hiei, the blonde, ditzy secretary. Kuwabara, you're the janitor who comes to spy on the everyday and wants Hiei for yourself.
[laughter and whistles from audience]
Kurama: [glad that someone else is the girl this time] [cocks an eyebrow at Hiei] Good Afternoon, Miss Chestnut.
Hiei: [sighs but then walks over to Kurama] [deadpan] like...hi. Mr...Ric...ar..do.
Kurama: [smiles and draws Hiei close] So...
Kuwabara: [peeking in so far] [jumps out and yanks Hiei away] No! Dolly, you can't! You don't love him!
Hiei: But Terri, I do. [irritable blink]
Yusuke: [jumping in] No, no, no! It needs something more...like....like....excitement! Act as if a bomb is going to go off any second! Action!
Kurama: [frenzied] MISS CHESTNUT!!
Hiei: [gasps] OMG! Like, like....Mr. Ricardo!
Kurama: [yanks Hiei quickly to his chest] I--
Kuwabara: [flings Hiei away from Kurama like a rag doll] NO! YOU CAN'T, DOLLY!
Hiei: YES, I CAN! [socks Kuwabara in the gut]
Kuwabara: Oof! [falls to knees gasping for breath]
Yusuke: CUT! Did you guys take acting skill from Genkai?? Jeez, that was utter crap! We'll try it again...but what this film needs is drama. Do it as melodramatic as you can. Action!
Kurama: [a lusty look in his eyes] Miss...Chestnut...
Hiei: [breathy voice] hi, Mr. Ricardo...[runs hand up and down Kurama's arm]
Kurama: Ohh...[pulls Hiei close]
Kuwabara: [jumps in, in 'slow motion'] Nooooooooo! [down on one knee] Dolly...don't do it, Dolly....Y'don't love him...[grasps Hiei's hand]
Hiei: [acquires a pained look] But I do...I...
Yusuke: CUT! That was entirely too close to reality for my taste...[plunges ahead before the others figure out what he said] y'know what sells?--
Hiei: Kurama's sexual favors?
Kurama: Hiei's clothes?
Kuwabara: booze?
Yusuke: [stares at them strangely] no...sex. Do it as porn stars.--
KFire: And remember our rating, please.
Yusuke: Action!
Kurama: [breathing heavily] oh, Miss Chestnut....[pulls Hiei close and starts to run his fingers through his hair]
Hiei: [suspicious, but plays along] Mr. Ricardo...
Kurama: [pulls Hiei's face close to his and kisses him]
Hiei: [shocked beyond action]
Kuwabara: [tying his shoe, doesn't see] .....
Yusuke: [laughing]
KFire: [grinning] awwww....
[cheers and whistles from audience]
Kuwabara: [gets up to see them apart, like before.] [has no idea what just went on]
KFire: [buzz, buzz] Great job! Five hundred points. Next we have a brand new game.
Kuwabara, Yusuke: Oooo!!
Hiei, Kurama: [groan]
KFire: yeah...well, I'm sure someone has heard of it before. It's called 'Sounds Like'. This is for all four of you. I'll give you an idea or phrase and you give me a variation, okay? Alright. First one is... "Shoveling the snow."
Yusuke: *Bleep* ing in the snow...
Kuwabara: Shoving till you glow
Kurama: Shoving during the blow
Hiei: Shoving *bleep* in the snow.
Kfire: [sweatdrop] Maybe this game wasn't such a great idea...
Yusuke: Maybe this *bleep* wasn't such a--
KFire: Finish that and you're doing another fic.
Yusuke: [shuts up]
KFire: alright, next is...Paying a Toll.
Yusuke: er...[shrugs] spraying...a ...roll?
Kuwabara: er...ringing a...-.- I don't know
Kurama: *bleep* ing a troll. [grin]
Y, K, H: [look at Kurama oddly] [Kurama shrugs]
Hiei: hanging a host. [eerie glare at KFire]
KFire: eheheheh....Next...A Round of Golf.
Yusuke: A mound of soft...skin. [chuckles]
Kuwabara: around in your loft?
Kurama: They're round and soft.
Hiei: ....[blank look]
KFire: Alright. That's it for that game. I think we're treading close to our rating border.
[laughter]
KFire: Five thousand points for stealing the innocence of every child reading this. Great job. [laughing] alright, y'all. I've been given a letter to let us know that the reciever has been repaired. [holds up envelope from stagehand earlier] [cheers from cast] So, you guys, it's been great tortu-- ah, working with you. I hope we can do another fic soon. Today's winner is...Kurama, for not killing me in my sleep and taking our teasing so well.
[round of applause and cheers from audience] [Yusuke and Kuwabara slap him on the back and Hiei gives him a respectful nod]
KFire: [walks over to him] I'll go easier next time. [laughs and shakes his hand and hugs him] But, before we leave, there is one thing...the credits~! Roll em!
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Thank you all for reviewing, I wish I knew who the anonymous reviewers were so I could mention them...But thanks for your encouragment and your ideas...they're pretty important for a rookie writer like me...^-^ Thanks all!
[Fade to black]
[in breakroom]
Yusuke: so....are we done now?
Kurama: I think so...
Hiei: I wouldn't count on it. [rolls eyes]
Kuwabara: [shrugging] doesn't bother me...
Kurama and Hiei: THAT BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!!!!
Yusuke: [chuckling] they're right, y'know.
Kuwabara: what can I say? They're more fun to pick on.
[KFire walks in]
KFire: hey guys...Well, I'm kind of sad the fic is done, but you're all reaching your limits...and me too. I'm starting to run out of ideas. Well, off you go...You're free...until I get another idea...or if the readers want more of this fic. ^-^ I think i'm going to try a drama type of fic next, though. So, wish me luck! [materializes a doorway from nowhere] Here's your exit. Bye guys!
[Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara all walk through, leaving KFire alone]
[faces computer reader]
well...that's it for this fic. I hope you read my next one. [winks, grins, and disappears in a puff of crimson and black smoke]
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42!
Yusuke: [lifting an eyebrow] now look, she's getting all choked up.
KFire: [glares] oh, shut up...anyways, as before, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Whose Line.I'm not making money off of this --
Hiei: [scoffing] yeah, like you could...
KFire: -- and I'm just playing with them...but I don't guarantee their safety. [casts a glare at Hiei] [evil smirk] ...And if anyone could help me? Is it Yuu Yuu Hakusho or Yu Yu? and is it Yuusuke, or Yusuke? The "u"'s are confusing me. Anyways, on with the fic.
Whose Rei is it Anyways?
Episode Three, after...er...the lack of commercial break.
written by: Knight de Fire
[Camera comes out of the colored blocks to rest on all five people standing around the cage where Koronue and Kurama are held.]
KFire: Alright, guys. Time to let them out.
[camera zooms in on the sticks that Kuwa and Yusuke are poking Kurama and Koronue with.]
Kuwa, Yusuke: awwww... [the cage lifts and Kurama suddenly turns youko]
KFire: ACK! [puts hands up defensively] wait! waitwaitwait!
Youko Kurama: [cracking knuckles] why?
KFire: because...[assumes a holy stance] the readers have decided...er..voted.
Koronue: And?
KFire: Well, first, Koronue, you're gone. You're not popular enough, sorry. [Koronue disappears in a puff of purplish smoke] And, Kurama, you're pitied by most of my readers. However, they are all very sadistic and like seeing you suffer. Now, change back. You can't challenge the Reviewers' decision. [Kurama turns back, grudgingly; and to many whistles from the audience.] Hiei, sorry but you're still here. The rest of you sit. Alright,....[faces camera and smiles] And welcome back to Whose line is it anyways? the show where the points don't matter--like the death threats from dear Kurama, there. Now, the first game is called the Millionaire Show. I want Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara to do it as guys trying to get Yusuke killed.[Yusuke and Kuwabara take the stools up front and Hiei heads for the audience. Kurama goes off stage.] Whenever you're ready.
Kuwa: You are now at negative seven thousand. The next question is to land you at an even zero. You have two lifelines left. Your question is: What color are Hiei's underwear? A} pink B} black C} red hearts or E} he isn't wearing any.
[Camera shot of Hiei unwrapping his right arm.] [KFire glares poison daggers at him] [He re-wraps it, grudgingly]
Yusuke: [casting a cautious eye to Hiei] er...um...I'll have to call my good friend Kurama.
Kuwa: Okay...[sound of phone ringing...]
Kurama: [raspy voice] hello.
Yusuke: Hey, Kurama. I have this question, I'm on the millionaire show...
Kurama: [heavy breathing and a sinister chuckle]
Yusuke: Yeah, anyways...the question is what color are Hiei's underwear--
Kurama: Underwear?! He doesn't wear any!
Hiei: WHAT?!!!!!!
KFire: ooo, how do you know?
Hiei: HE DOESN'T!!
Kuwa: [cutting them off] sure! [punches Yusuke in a fake friendly way. Hard.] Alright! next question is: Kurama is really a: A} Fox, B} Chippendale dancer, C} a woman, or D} a flowerbed.
Yusuke: ah...[glances over at Hiei, who's still glowering over the last question.] umm...[glances over at Kurama, who's offstage and casting golden glares at Yusuke.]
Kuwa: yes?
Yusuke: I'll have to ask my friend in the audience..
Hiei: [standing up] [deadpan voice] D
Yusuke: ah...okay...[to Kuwa] I'll go with ....C...?
Kuwa: Right!
Kurama: WHAT!!!! [rose whip comes from behind curtain.]
KFire: [BUZZ] Alright guys. Kurama, call the Rose Whip off.
Kurama: [growls]
KFire: Kurama. Off. Now. ...or if you prefer, I could make you the target again...?
Kurama: [snarls][Rose whip goes back to being a rose and he puts it back in his...hair.]
KFire: There's a good fox. Alright...we'll go on to the next game, okay? Alright, the next game is Hoe Down. This is for all four of you. [reading card] You'll be singing about...me?! [looks at producer] ME?!
Producer: [shrugs and points to Director]
KFire: oi...
[music starts]
Yusuke: This girl, KFire, is torturing the reikai tantei / Kurama seems to be the target / of every game. / It's kind of funny, but she'd better watch her back / cause as soon as we're out of here/ ain't noone holdin' us back!
Kuwa: Yusuke says we're gonna get her, but I'm not all that sure / She hasn't really picked on me, so I don't really care / Her games have been aimed at the two demons,/ I really hope that she sleeps with one eye open!
Hiei: Knight de Fire better watch herself, of that you can be sure / I want to burn her to a crisp with my Kokoryuha/ she won't be able to get away from my fire / She will have to deal with consquences dire!
Kurama: I'm getting to sick of this, I want to take revenge / I will use the girl's ambition to achieve my ends / But right now, i'm am bond by the Reviewers / Once this is over, it is she that I will skewer!!
Y, K,K,H: It's she that I will skewer!!!
KFire: [grinning] wonderfully done! For points, I will reward each of you a place in my next fic! ... [glares from Kurama and Hiei, a groan from Kuwabara, and a chuckle from Yusuke.] Now, the next game is called Wacky Newscasters. Yusuke, you're the anchor. Hiei is the co-anchor. Hiei, you're a teenybopper who keeps spotting popstars. Kuwabara, you're doing sports. You're trying to keep the doctor from 'fixing' you. [Kuwabara's eyes widen.] Kurama, you're the weatherman. You're a drag queen who's getting ready for a night at the club. Whenever you're ready.
[music cues]
Yusuke: Hi and welcom to the 10 o'clock news. I'm your host, Longen Deep and with me is the lovely Ruba Moorecock.
Hiei: [glares and wonders fleetingly how he managed to end up in the predicament *again*.][looks around blankly but suddenly 'spots' Yusuke.] [gasping and pointing] OMG!!! It's....ah....er....[remembers he doesn't know any pop stars]
Yusuke: [sees Hiei's confused look and mutters something through the side of his mouth]
Hiei: A WHAT?! a back...street.......boy? [blinks] oh! It's a backstreet boy!! [glomps Yuske, almost knocking him over] OMG! OMG!!!! [runs around studio like a crazed fan girl shrieking at 'insink' and 'christina aqualarah']
Yusuke: ah...right. [casts a strange look at Hiei] And now, sports! I'll hand it over to our sports guru, Nev Alade.
Kuwabara: -.- [gives Yusuke the evil eye, but the acquires a look of complete and utter horror] NO! Please doc, please! No, Go AWAY!! I need my *bleep*!--
Kurama: [snickering] [to Hiei] he got censored...
Kuwabara: [gives a sudden and very girly shriek]
Yusuke: [grinning] Thank you for that...riveting report...And now, let's throw it to Dude Lookslye-Kalady for today's weather report. [to Kurama] Dude...
Kurama: well, today's looking ...hot...[likcs lips] and steamy. [puts on what looks to be a *very* tight dress] [whistles from audience] [puts on lipstick and lifts an eyebrow.]
Kuwabara: [in a high-pitched voice] oooooooooo.....[jumps on Kurama]
Kurama: AHH! [falls over]
[camera zooms in on Kurama lying spread-eagle on the floor, Kuwabara on top of him.]
Kurama: Oh! i'm glad I found a drag king! Wanna go?
Kuwabara: [indignant] I"m not a--
Kurama: But you have no--
[BUZZ] [Kurama and Kuwabara get up and all return to seats.]
KFire: wonderful! Three thousand points each for crushing the hearts of girls everywhere, Kuwabara...and Five thousand for lifting the hopes of guys everywhere, Kurama.
Kuwabara: [shakes hands with Kurama]
KFire: okay, next game. This is for three of you. Kurama and Yusuke, you're acting in a play when Kurama suddenly dies. Yusuke, however, just keeps acting. Then Hiei comes in, but then dies, and Yusuke plays his part also. The scene is: Kurama and Yusuke are Cinderella and Prince Whatsisname. They're dancing with the evil stepmom, Hiei, comes in to break it up.
[Kurama and Yusuke start ballroom dancing rather impressively. Whistles and catcall from the audience]
Yusuke: I love you, Cinderella. [unable to hold back a grin]
Kurama: [gives him an endearing yet deadly look] why, I -- [goes limp]
Yusuke: [caught off-guard and Kurama drops heavily to the ground.]
Kurama: [growls]
Yusuke: [picks him up] [hurriedly] Here?! Jeez, girl, let's go to the hotel. [staggers to chair, holding Kurama]
Hiei: [walks in] Cinderella! What do you think you're doing with -- [falls forward]....
[Yusuke misses again and Hiei falls to the floor with a thump.]
Yusuke: [muttering] I never *was* good at those trust games...[grabs Hiei round the middle.] [as Hiei] Him?! [works Kurama's mouth] But I love him, mother! He's so handsome and brave and oh-so-[yelps]
Kurama: [opens one eye and lifts an eyebrow at Yusuke. We see his foot still connected with Yusuke's shin.]
Yusuke: [to Hiei and Kurama] Ahem...thanks, but there's enough of me for everyone. [audience cheers] [as Kurama] Oh, yeah...I *like* it that way.... [as Hiei] [moans]
KFire: [buzz, buzz] Alright, Yusuke. Three hundred points each. That's a new twist for Cinderella... Alright. [stagehand gives her an envelope. she opens it, reads, and nods] Alright, next game....Hollywood director!
[cheers]
KFire: Yusuke, you're the director. The scene is: you're all working in an office. Kurama, you're the Boss who's having an affair with Hiei, the blonde, ditzy secretary. Kuwabara, you're the janitor who comes to spy on the everyday and wants Hiei for yourself.
[laughter and whistles from audience]
Kurama: [glad that someone else is the girl this time] [cocks an eyebrow at Hiei] Good Afternoon, Miss Chestnut.
Hiei: [sighs but then walks over to Kurama] [deadpan] like...hi. Mr...Ric...ar..do.
Kurama: [smiles and draws Hiei close] So...
Kuwabara: [peeking in so far] [jumps out and yanks Hiei away] No! Dolly, you can't! You don't love him!
Hiei: But Terri, I do. [irritable blink]
Yusuke: [jumping in] No, no, no! It needs something more...like....like....excitement! Act as if a bomb is going to go off any second! Action!
Kurama: [frenzied] MISS CHESTNUT!!
Hiei: [gasps] OMG! Like, like....Mr. Ricardo!
Kurama: [yanks Hiei quickly to his chest] I--
Kuwabara: [flings Hiei away from Kurama like a rag doll] NO! YOU CAN'T, DOLLY!
Hiei: YES, I CAN! [socks Kuwabara in the gut]
Kuwabara: Oof! [falls to knees gasping for breath]
Yusuke: CUT! Did you guys take acting skill from Genkai?? Jeez, that was utter crap! We'll try it again...but what this film needs is drama. Do it as melodramatic as you can. Action!
Kurama: [a lusty look in his eyes] Miss...Chestnut...
Hiei: [breathy voice] hi, Mr. Ricardo...[runs hand up and down Kurama's arm]
Kurama: Ohh...[pulls Hiei close]
Kuwabara: [jumps in, in 'slow motion'] Nooooooooo! [down on one knee] Dolly...don't do it, Dolly....Y'don't love him...[grasps Hiei's hand]
Hiei: [acquires a pained look] But I do...I...
Yusuke: CUT! That was entirely too close to reality for my taste...[plunges ahead before the others figure out what he said] y'know what sells?--
Hiei: Kurama's sexual favors?
Kurama: Hiei's clothes?
Kuwabara: booze?
Yusuke: [stares at them strangely] no...sex. Do it as porn stars.--
KFire: And remember our rating, please.
Yusuke: Action!
Kurama: [breathing heavily] oh, Miss Chestnut....[pulls Hiei close and starts to run his fingers through his hair]
Hiei: [suspicious, but plays along] Mr. Ricardo...
Kurama: [pulls Hiei's face close to his and kisses him]
Hiei: [shocked beyond action]
Kuwabara: [tying his shoe, doesn't see] .....
Yusuke: [laughing]
KFire: [grinning] awwww....
[cheers and whistles from audience]
Kuwabara: [gets up to see them apart, like before.] [has no idea what just went on]
KFire: [buzz, buzz] Great job! Five hundred points. Next we have a brand new game.
Kuwabara, Yusuke: Oooo!!
Hiei, Kurama: [groan]
KFire: yeah...well, I'm sure someone has heard of it before. It's called 'Sounds Like'. This is for all four of you. I'll give you an idea or phrase and you give me a variation, okay? Alright. First one is... "Shoveling the snow."
Yusuke: *Bleep* ing in the snow...
Kuwabara: Shoving till you glow
Kurama: Shoving during the blow
Hiei: Shoving *bleep* in the snow.
Kfire: [sweatdrop] Maybe this game wasn't such a great idea...
Yusuke: Maybe this *bleep* wasn't such a--
KFire: Finish that and you're doing another fic.
Yusuke: [shuts up]
KFire: alright, next is...Paying a Toll.
Yusuke: er...[shrugs] spraying...a ...roll?
Kuwabara: er...ringing a...-.- I don't know
Kurama: *bleep* ing a troll. [grin]
Y, K, H: [look at Kurama oddly] [Kurama shrugs]
Hiei: hanging a host. [eerie glare at KFire]
KFire: eheheheh....Next...A Round of Golf.
Yusuke: A mound of soft...skin. [chuckles]
Kuwabara: around in your loft?
Kurama: They're round and soft.
Hiei: ....[blank look]
KFire: Alright. That's it for that game. I think we're treading close to our rating border.
[laughter]
KFire: Five thousand points for stealing the innocence of every child reading this. Great job. [laughing] alright, y'all. I've been given a letter to let us know that the reciever has been repaired. [holds up envelope from stagehand earlier] [cheers from cast] So, you guys, it's been great tortu-- ah, working with you. I hope we can do another fic soon. Today's winner is...Kurama, for not killing me in my sleep and taking our teasing so well.
[round of applause and cheers from audience] [Yusuke and Kuwabara slap him on the back and Hiei gives him a respectful nod]
KFire: [walks over to him] I'll go easier next time. [laughs and shakes his hand and hugs him] But, before we leave, there is one thing...the credits~! Roll em!
^^^Author^^^
Knight de Fire
^^^Special Thanks To^^^
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Thank you all for reviewing, I wish I knew who the anonymous reviewers were so I could mention them...But thanks for your encouragment and your ideas...they're pretty important for a rookie writer like me...^-^ Thanks all!
[Fade to black]
[in breakroom]
Yusuke: so....are we done now?
Kurama: I think so...
Hiei: I wouldn't count on it. [rolls eyes]
Kuwabara: [shrugging] doesn't bother me...
Kurama and Hiei: THAT BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU!!!!
Yusuke: [chuckling] they're right, y'know.
Kuwabara: what can I say? They're more fun to pick on.
[KFire walks in]
KFire: hey guys...Well, I'm kind of sad the fic is done, but you're all reaching your limits...and me too. I'm starting to run out of ideas. Well, off you go...You're free...until I get another idea...or if the readers want more of this fic. ^-^ I think i'm going to try a drama type of fic next, though. So, wish me luck! [materializes a doorway from nowhere] Here's your exit. Bye guys!
[Kurama, Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara all walk through, leaving KFire alone]
[faces computer reader]
well...that's it for this fic. I hope you read my next one. [winks, grins, and disappears in a puff of crimson and black smoke]
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