PSO fanfic (note that PSO belongs to Sega and all money earn by it goes to Sega)
*intro* Well now we introduce a new character to the story (though you may not notice it). A spoiler is the revelation of Kireek's true job. I hate battle training, it so freaking annoying how Kireek treats you.
Disclaimer: I don't own jack alright, Sega owns the stuff. I'm just your regular guy, kay. Now on to the magic.
The wrong role model
Chapter 2: The greatest evil on Pioneer two
Daniel seemed annoyed by his job. Kireek his partner wasn't too thrilled either. They were sitting in the hunters guild bar; Daniel had a shot of whiskey and the android was sitting peacefully.
We should start the mission Daniel, started Kireek
To do freaking what!?
So that we may get paid,
What! A couple hundred mesta is bum change to me!
Then to save a life,
In the Forest!? That idiot must be so weak that he deserved to get his ass whopped!
Oh boy, sighs the android.
They seem like experts at the job they do. Daniel is wild, unpredictable, and hasty to an almost professional point where Kireek is worn, grim, and skilled to a professional point. The exception of course is one is a seemingly good natured android while the other is the greatest evil Pioneer two holds.
Besides I can't take it when an absurdly strong guy like you tells me what the hell to do! defied Daniel.
I'm only trying to make you better, replied the disappointed android.
I don't need to be made F***ing better!
Sir, your bill, the bartender passed the form.
Tell my accountant to pay, she's down the street, answered Daniel; almost not even effected by the 150 gallons of alcohol he consumed that day.
Now on to what I was saying! I'm armed with the best Double-saber made and a legendary slicer so what the hell could some hucast with some guy-ass scythe teach me, eh! yelled a now drunken Daniel.
Prudence, replied the calm android.
Sir, your accountant made a quote of how much money you have left, said the bartender.
What is dammit?
About 17 mesta sir,
WHAT THE F***!?!?
You seemed so fond of alcohol I didn't want to stop your fun, answered a now victorious Kireek.
Geh...heh.. what..
I guess now you will need the money being offered, said the hucast as he walked out the bar and to the transporter.
YOu F***ing (very foul word)!!!!!!!
The story thus far..... after looking to dodge local police from the incident in ch. 1 our common enemy Daniel made a break for a hunter job to get to Ragol. The other high-jobs where taken so he had to grab a beginner job. His mission was simple: working with a partner, go down to Ragol and find a data disk and a boy named Ash who was supposed to find it. His partner was Kireek a very skilled hucast with a seemingly unknown relationship with Daniel (they seem to know what the other is). That of course is when things got bad.
The Forest with a tranquil mood surrounds them.
I hate this faggot paradise, murmured Daniel as he marched behind Kireek in a mean mood.
You should be grateful, a vacation after days stuck in the BFE ruins, answered the android. (BFE=Bum f*** Egypt)
Shut the F*** up and finish the mission.
OK
They marched towards a door with a switch by it.
This is a switch, maybe you should....
I know what a f***ing switch is you (combo of two bad words)! interrupted Daniel.
Hehehe, I forgot your not a beginner, sorry, replied Kireek.
You know I kinda like you, said Kireek.
Well guess what? I'm straight faggot! answered Daniel.
No, I mean my real job, you haven't told anyone, corrected the android.
I have no intention of getting knee-high in your shit ok!
I see, you are an evil greater than even the Black Paper,
WHAT DID YOU F***ING SAY?!
Quiet, we have some natives to dispatch, answered the hucast.
Indeed the large clearing they entered was inhabited by half a dozen Boomas and a Mothnest. The Boomas charged quickly at these outlandish invaders while Mothnants up the Ying Yang were pouring out of the Mothnest.
Five seconds later....
You know I've had 7 f***ing years of experience so I really don't need you to show me what the proper technique for slicer throwing is dammit! yelled Daniel
Well you were throwing so many blades that I thought you needed help, replied Kireek looking at Daniel as if he was a liability.
The sight was gruesome. The Boomas were all hewed down in one clean swipe. The Mothnants were now only body parts on the ground. The Mothnest it self was a bloody sack that seemed to be cut multiple times by some cruel evil.
A savage wolf jumped out of the bushes making an avenging jump towards Daniel.
Stupid shit! You could have lived! thought Daniel as he turned around to slay it with his double saber.
A lighting bolt fires off, frying the wolf.
A zonde technique!? A powerful one at that. thought Daniel as he turned around and faced the caster.
It was a Force at that a short one. She was a Fonewearl, she had a common hat with two blue puff balls at the end. Her frame was colored black and blue with some pink tips. She had a very high-level rod in her hand (a striker ok). She seemed nervous when Daniel looked at her. Then she seemed enchanted at looking at him. He had green eyes with a perfectly shaped nose. He had dark skin and a fair face. His hair was short, fell down on all sides of his head, it wasn't thin nor was it rough. He had black hair with a red hue to it.
You! Bitch with the flat chest! Why did you fry the wolf? He was mine! yelled Daniel in his obvious malicious voice.
As if awoken from a dream and shown the harsh reality she replied.
Well sorry to break your pride but I'm on a mission!
What is it dammit!? demanded Daniel
Well I was searching for something and someone when I heard something from here that sounded very cruel. It sounded as if some evil act beyond description was being preformed so I naturally came over here.
I see, I'm sorry if this caused you any discomfort, apologized Kireek.
Oh don't worry I'm sure your not the source of all this evil, replied the Force as she looked suspiciously at Daniel.
Daniel twitches a bit.
Well if we can help you a bit then we will, said the hucast.
That would be great! yelled the girl smiling brightly.
They march onward, Daniel brings up the rear.
God-damn bitch! he murmured.
They walked up a hill for a while, mercilessly slaying anything that moved. They made it to a door but it was locked. So Daniel and Kireek knew pretty well what was going on. Up from the ground almost instantly came three Boomas and two Goboomas. The newmen shrieked and fell over launching 3 consecutive Gifoies. But they hit nothing but air. For in three seconds Daniel had loosed a full combo that ripped right through all of them.
Bah! Same thing every time I come here! complained Daniel.
You know for a human you seem overly strong! yelled the Force in a suspicious manner.
Yeah so what!?
Well you don't even have a mag and you do this much! I don't get it, she explained.
Well I can't help it if I'm sexy, skilled, and powerful; he makes a pose trying to flaunt his looks.
The Force and Kireek sigh as if they were expecting just that from him.
The Door opens.
A weak voice from inside is startled and speaks.
Who's their? Why are you here?
What do you think!? To save your dead-ass you pussy! yelled Daniel, he has a "stupid question" expression.
I don't know why you guys are here but their still around...., he replied.
Oh are they now!? yelled Daniel as he ran straight to where he heard growls.
Wait you may need help! yelled the Force.
He doesn't need it, replied a calm Hucast.
But what if he gets hurt? she questioned with a worried face.
Well that would be a good thing for Pioneer two, trust me!
I HEARD THAT YOU SHITHEAD! yelled Daniel from a distance.
He was surrounded by wolves but he was calm and erect. Not even in the least bit excited.
So you little shits think you can have me eh! he speaks maliciously.
The wolves' growl and hound at him. They leap for a kill, but will never meet the ground alive.
In one spin they lie on the floor in twain, slain to a bitter end.
Bah! Nothing to even consider, he thinks to himself.
He walks back and finds the weak voice was the guy they were after. It's Ash.
Sorry for the trouble, and thanks, he said.
Sorry!? Thanks!? Heh.
What is it?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT I HAD TO DEAL WITH TODAY!??!?!? yelled a very angry Daniel as he mercilessly beat on him.
Agh! You are evil after all! yelled a frightened Ash.
Who the hell are you calling evil! whined a shocked Daniel.
You! Everyone replied pointing at him.
Daniel walked away and opened a ryuker without saying a thing.
Wait what about the disk!? yelled Kireek.
But he was gone.
Back on Pioneer two. Everyone was doing fine until some great evil returned. At the moment Daniel arrived fires started, crimes begun, thieves were loose, and everyone hid indoors.
F***ing community! Acts as if it's an apocalypse when they see me! grumbled Daniel.
He walked back to the hunter's guild and asked for payment from his employer.
Ah well it seems you have the disk well! And Kireek came by with the boy earlier! he said.
What!? How did he...? startled Daniel.
Hi! greeted the Force and Ash from the corner.
Gah! Whatever gimme my money! demanded Daniel.
Ok, 500 mestas sir, thank you very much. he said giving him a check.
Wha..What ... wait a minute only 500 mestas!?!?
Next day: the hunters guild is in ruins. A sign is erected.
The Hunter's Guild will be under repairs due to a certain evil individual. If you find him please report to us. He has a black armor with 4 slots, wields a double-palasch and a legendary slicer, has short black hair with green eyes and dark skin, has a shity attitude, is foul-minded, and has an evil presence and malicious voice.
End of chapter 2
*intro* Well now we introduce a new character to the story (though you may not notice it). A spoiler is the revelation of Kireek's true job. I hate battle training, it so freaking annoying how Kireek treats you.
Disclaimer: I don't own jack alright, Sega owns the stuff. I'm just your regular guy, kay. Now on to the magic.
The wrong role model
Chapter 2: The greatest evil on Pioneer two
Daniel seemed annoyed by his job. Kireek his partner wasn't too thrilled either. They were sitting in the hunters guild bar; Daniel had a shot of whiskey and the android was sitting peacefully.
We should start the mission Daniel, started Kireek
To do freaking what!?
So that we may get paid,
What! A couple hundred mesta is bum change to me!
Then to save a life,
In the Forest!? That idiot must be so weak that he deserved to get his ass whopped!
Oh boy, sighs the android.
They seem like experts at the job they do. Daniel is wild, unpredictable, and hasty to an almost professional point where Kireek is worn, grim, and skilled to a professional point. The exception of course is one is a seemingly good natured android while the other is the greatest evil Pioneer two holds.
Besides I can't take it when an absurdly strong guy like you tells me what the hell to do! defied Daniel.
I'm only trying to make you better, replied the disappointed android.
I don't need to be made F***ing better!
Sir, your bill, the bartender passed the form.
Tell my accountant to pay, she's down the street, answered Daniel; almost not even effected by the 150 gallons of alcohol he consumed that day.
Now on to what I was saying! I'm armed with the best Double-saber made and a legendary slicer so what the hell could some hucast with some guy-ass scythe teach me, eh! yelled a now drunken Daniel.
Prudence, replied the calm android.
Sir, your accountant made a quote of how much money you have left, said the bartender.
What is dammit?
About 17 mesta sir,
WHAT THE F***!?!?
You seemed so fond of alcohol I didn't want to stop your fun, answered a now victorious Kireek.
Geh...heh.. what..
I guess now you will need the money being offered, said the hucast as he walked out the bar and to the transporter.
YOu F***ing (very foul word)!!!!!!!
The story thus far..... after looking to dodge local police from the incident in ch. 1 our common enemy Daniel made a break for a hunter job to get to Ragol. The other high-jobs where taken so he had to grab a beginner job. His mission was simple: working with a partner, go down to Ragol and find a data disk and a boy named Ash who was supposed to find it. His partner was Kireek a very skilled hucast with a seemingly unknown relationship with Daniel (they seem to know what the other is). That of course is when things got bad.
The Forest with a tranquil mood surrounds them.
I hate this faggot paradise, murmured Daniel as he marched behind Kireek in a mean mood.
You should be grateful, a vacation after days stuck in the BFE ruins, answered the android. (BFE=Bum f*** Egypt)
Shut the F*** up and finish the mission.
OK
They marched towards a door with a switch by it.
This is a switch, maybe you should....
I know what a f***ing switch is you (combo of two bad words)! interrupted Daniel.
Hehehe, I forgot your not a beginner, sorry, replied Kireek.
You know I kinda like you, said Kireek.
Well guess what? I'm straight faggot! answered Daniel.
No, I mean my real job, you haven't told anyone, corrected the android.
I have no intention of getting knee-high in your shit ok!
I see, you are an evil greater than even the Black Paper,
WHAT DID YOU F***ING SAY?!
Quiet, we have some natives to dispatch, answered the hucast.
Indeed the large clearing they entered was inhabited by half a dozen Boomas and a Mothnest. The Boomas charged quickly at these outlandish invaders while Mothnants up the Ying Yang were pouring out of the Mothnest.
Five seconds later....
You know I've had 7 f***ing years of experience so I really don't need you to show me what the proper technique for slicer throwing is dammit! yelled Daniel
Well you were throwing so many blades that I thought you needed help, replied Kireek looking at Daniel as if he was a liability.
The sight was gruesome. The Boomas were all hewed down in one clean swipe. The Mothnants were now only body parts on the ground. The Mothnest it self was a bloody sack that seemed to be cut multiple times by some cruel evil.
A savage wolf jumped out of the bushes making an avenging jump towards Daniel.
Stupid shit! You could have lived! thought Daniel as he turned around to slay it with his double saber.
A lighting bolt fires off, frying the wolf.
A zonde technique!? A powerful one at that. thought Daniel as he turned around and faced the caster.
It was a Force at that a short one. She was a Fonewearl, she had a common hat with two blue puff balls at the end. Her frame was colored black and blue with some pink tips. She had a very high-level rod in her hand (a striker ok). She seemed nervous when Daniel looked at her. Then she seemed enchanted at looking at him. He had green eyes with a perfectly shaped nose. He had dark skin and a fair face. His hair was short, fell down on all sides of his head, it wasn't thin nor was it rough. He had black hair with a red hue to it.
You! Bitch with the flat chest! Why did you fry the wolf? He was mine! yelled Daniel in his obvious malicious voice.
As if awoken from a dream and shown the harsh reality she replied.
Well sorry to break your pride but I'm on a mission!
What is it dammit!? demanded Daniel
Well I was searching for something and someone when I heard something from here that sounded very cruel. It sounded as if some evil act beyond description was being preformed so I naturally came over here.
I see, I'm sorry if this caused you any discomfort, apologized Kireek.
Oh don't worry I'm sure your not the source of all this evil, replied the Force as she looked suspiciously at Daniel.
Daniel twitches a bit.
Well if we can help you a bit then we will, said the hucast.
That would be great! yelled the girl smiling brightly.
They march onward, Daniel brings up the rear.
God-damn bitch! he murmured.
They walked up a hill for a while, mercilessly slaying anything that moved. They made it to a door but it was locked. So Daniel and Kireek knew pretty well what was going on. Up from the ground almost instantly came three Boomas and two Goboomas. The newmen shrieked and fell over launching 3 consecutive Gifoies. But they hit nothing but air. For in three seconds Daniel had loosed a full combo that ripped right through all of them.
Bah! Same thing every time I come here! complained Daniel.
You know for a human you seem overly strong! yelled the Force in a suspicious manner.
Yeah so what!?
Well you don't even have a mag and you do this much! I don't get it, she explained.
Well I can't help it if I'm sexy, skilled, and powerful; he makes a pose trying to flaunt his looks.
The Force and Kireek sigh as if they were expecting just that from him.
The Door opens.
A weak voice from inside is startled and speaks.
Who's their? Why are you here?
What do you think!? To save your dead-ass you pussy! yelled Daniel, he has a "stupid question" expression.
I don't know why you guys are here but their still around...., he replied.
Oh are they now!? yelled Daniel as he ran straight to where he heard growls.
Wait you may need help! yelled the Force.
He doesn't need it, replied a calm Hucast.
But what if he gets hurt? she questioned with a worried face.
Well that would be a good thing for Pioneer two, trust me!
I HEARD THAT YOU SHITHEAD! yelled Daniel from a distance.
He was surrounded by wolves but he was calm and erect. Not even in the least bit excited.
So you little shits think you can have me eh! he speaks maliciously.
The wolves' growl and hound at him. They leap for a kill, but will never meet the ground alive.
In one spin they lie on the floor in twain, slain to a bitter end.
Bah! Nothing to even consider, he thinks to himself.
He walks back and finds the weak voice was the guy they were after. It's Ash.
Sorry for the trouble, and thanks, he said.
Sorry!? Thanks!? Heh.
What is it?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SHIT I HAD TO DEAL WITH TODAY!??!?!? yelled a very angry Daniel as he mercilessly beat on him.
Agh! You are evil after all! yelled a frightened Ash.
Who the hell are you calling evil! whined a shocked Daniel.
You! Everyone replied pointing at him.
Daniel walked away and opened a ryuker without saying a thing.
Wait what about the disk!? yelled Kireek.
But he was gone.
Back on Pioneer two. Everyone was doing fine until some great evil returned. At the moment Daniel arrived fires started, crimes begun, thieves were loose, and everyone hid indoors.
F***ing community! Acts as if it's an apocalypse when they see me! grumbled Daniel.
He walked back to the hunter's guild and asked for payment from his employer.
Ah well it seems you have the disk well! And Kireek came by with the boy earlier! he said.
What!? How did he...? startled Daniel.
Hi! greeted the Force and Ash from the corner.
Gah! Whatever gimme my money! demanded Daniel.
Ok, 500 mestas sir, thank you very much. he said giving him a check.
Wha..What ... wait a minute only 500 mestas!?!?
Next day: the hunters guild is in ruins. A sign is erected.
The Hunter's Guild will be under repairs due to a certain evil individual. If you find him please report to us. He has a black armor with 4 slots, wields a double-palasch and a legendary slicer, has short black hair with green eyes and dark skin, has a shity attitude, is foul-minded, and has an evil presence and malicious voice.
End of chapter 2