PSO fanfic (note that PSO belongs to Sega and all money earned by it goes to Sega)
*intro* well I worked pretty hard to show that Daniel was evil on this one. A note on the pun with washing your necks, (used in chap. 1 as well) it means that you should prepare to be beheaded. Yeah I know Chaos Bringer has a huge resistance to light but leave it be for the story okay. I hate the ruins 2 variation with all the freaking teleporters. Not that much action but ok humor.
Disclaimer: Oh yeah I don't own PSO or Sega, kay! All I own is this peice of crap e-machines computer.
The wrong rolemodel
chapter 3: Oxymorons
He seemed to be depressed from some matter. His head tilted down and his cigarette lit, he puffed out some smoke. He had a rifle in his right hand. It was lying limp as if he found no need to use it. In his right hand lay nothing yet it seemed tense. In front of him was the threating figure of a Chaos Bringer looming. The Bringer started brandishing it's blade and seemed to be flexing it self as it began to charge foward with all it's might. The room was consumed with a sinister purple mist and the details were to hard to discern. The bodies of fallen monsters were all over the place and all seemed to have the feature of either a big hole in their upper body or diagonal holes going up, down, and through the middle. The Chaos Bringer was half-way across the room.
Finally I have mastered it! said the tall figure.
GRANTS!
Beams of light appeared to stab the Bringer from all directions. Waves of light flowed under him. It shrieked as if some weakness was breached. By the time it reached him it was ablaze. Burning with a white fire. Then a final burst of light appeared rendering it to ashes. This happened in 3 seconds.
Now that evil, that great evil, shall die today! yelled the figure proudly. He was a Ramar with a green suit and blonde hair.
You wait patiently and I will kill you with everything I am!
Back at the Hunters Guild bar. That great evil is having a cheap shot of Irish cream while our everyone's favorite Force sits next to him.
Out of all the money I earn, which was a measly 500... starts Daniel.
All of it was used to pay for repairs for this f***ing bar!
Well, if you weren't so desperate for alcohol maybe you could of saved your money, replied the Force.
Shut the f*** up! Who the hell are you anyway?! he demanded.
I'm the force you met remember? I just told you my name! It's Estel, she replied with an annoyed tone.
Aaa! Who the hell cares about your name! Why are you following me?! he questioned again.
You just asked me..Oh goodness! I'm here because I have nothing else to do unless he dies ok, she answered.
Who exactly is HE!? he asked twitching his eyebrow.
The Ramar responsible for investagating Ragol of course! she said in an obvious tone.
You mean your the Force who is runner-up? he asked almost calm but with a malice intent in his face.
Well, yeah why?
Hehehe.... I found you, he chuckled.
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I TRIED TO GET THAT JOB!?!? he yelled .
Well..no..not really, she said as she faced an awesome force of evil.
Just before our favorite Force is crushed by evil the quest giver walks by as if nervious and worried about what she must do. She has a disk in her hand.
Umm Mr. Sakkikotsu? We have a quest for you, she said nerviously.
Thats your last name? It fits you, said the Force.
Shut the f*** up! Your lucky you can live to remember it, he replied.
What's this mission about, eh!
Well......
Scene change
The Ramar from the beginning is standing in the middle of the room he just cleared. It is the largest room in Ruins two. The mag next to him seems to be in it's third stage of development. A Mitra if you want to be a geek about it. He was feeding it Antidotes when he stopped and told the mag to 'prepare', it flew off. Then he typed up something on the BEE (every geek should know what that is)
Well, knowing that he is a great evil I cannot lure him with a rescue mission. I must make this mission entirely driven on petty desires, he thought to himself.
Back at the bar.
Lemme see it damn it! Daniel demanded.
He swipes the disk right out of her hand and reads it on the BEE.
At first he is irriatated, then he grows interested. He starts to breath heavily and his eyes go left to right with excitement. When he is done reading he hugs the disk as if it were holy.
GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYER! he annouced as if a dream was made true.
Yeeeehaa! he yelled as he ran towards the transporter, breaking the sound barrier in the process.
The quest giver seemed not even surprised as windows shattered from the bang. Estel was quite shocked at his eagerness.
Well let me see what he wants! she said to the giver.
The lady gave Estel a copy of the disk and walked away.
Lets see now it says;
Help! I'm a young Hunewearl who's stuck in the largest room in the Ruins 2 and can't get up. I have tanned skin with caramel eyes. My waist is a size 54 and I'm 163 cm tall. I like strong powerful men. My breast size is 88. I have red hair with a pointy nose and fair face. I weigh 45 kg. Please help me. I'm sure I can reward the man who saves me some how......
Estel seems to emitt a great deal of sakki while reading the BEE message. Everyone in the bar can easily tell that she has a "malice" look. When her face rises up to everyones sight they flee behind cover.
SO... all he really wanted was to get laid, eh! she spoke with a dark voice.
Well then I'll lay him on his DEATHBED! The bastard! she runs off breaking the light barrier, ......if there is one.
She arrivies at the begining the the long nightmare that is the Ruins.
Well I never! she thought.
Many monsters including a variety of Dimenians, Delsabres, Belras, and a whole mess of claws are slewn around the place.
That pervert fights pretty hard when it comes to some pretty hooker! Estel grumbled as she tramples along, blasting stray claws with Rafoie.
She made it to the transport without a single major fight. The place had been cleared perfectly.
That bastard better have a clean neck cause he's gonna be one head short when I get to him! murmered Estel as she zoomed farther into the Ruins.
Now back to everyones model of a criminal.
Well Daniel certainly did hit Ruins two with the same efficiancy as Ruins one. He ravaged the first three Dimenians like a murderer. Then he flew through to the next couple rooms practicing manarchy on some helpless groups of Claws and Bulclaws.
Hehehe almost there. Only a couple rooms then it's f***ing fun afterwards, he thought in his foul mind.
Luckily, for the sake of the story he dropped his sense of direction in Ruins 1. Which later helps Estel catch up.
What the f***!? Didn't I just go here?! he whined.
He flies left then right, then straight to a teleporter only to end up in a room full of seven other teleporters.
What the hell!? Who's the shithead who designed this place! he yelled frustrated.
He starts grabing his head and started shaking it around.
I will not let this overcome my will to REPRODUCE! he chanted to himself.
Well obviously you know he's evil. So after chanting that for 30 min's as well as re-reading the BEE message. He makes a straight run for his desires. While this is happening Estel runs into 'problems'. She runs into a room not entirely ravaged by Daniel's jihad of lust.
What?
Claws appear on the left and right side of the room while a tall threatening figure, a Dark Belra, loomed in secrecy in the back.
Well I guess he lost his zeal around here, groaned an irritated Estel.
She let loose all her anger on the claws unleashing five Rafoie's. However she forgot one factor, the huge Belra claw flying at her. (not too bright).
POW!
She falls to the floor.
Will this be the end? she thought.
I will die a young beautiful virgin, she murmured with a sigh of contentment with the drama. The Belra approaching.
Wait a minute!? A VIRGIN! No way in hell I'll ever die... she realized.
LIKE THAT! she yelled out loud.
The Belra jumped back startled as if some force of god was provoked.
Zonde! Zonde! Zonde! Zonde! ZONDE!!!! cried Estel unleashing the dogs of war.
We find the Belra really ends up dark.... and crispy.
Sadly, Estel could of caught up with Daniel if she hadn't been caught up in all of this.
Daniel arrvies at the big room mention in the BEE.
YES! Once again the primitive desire for sex conquers all challenges!!! Daniel says this while jumping around like a monkey.
Wait a minute! Where's the bitch I'm suppose to bang!? whined Daniel.
He sees a Ramar in the middle of the room.
You! Dickhead, did you happen to see a....
Hunewearl with red hair, tanned skin, and a great desire for strong men? answered the Ramar.
Daniel stood stunned, then stood up erect looking at the Ramar. The ramar turned around with a smirk on his face while fingering his rifle.
He now knows he has been tricked I shall have my vengence, thought the Ramar.
You are.... Daniel started.
You remember! yelled Ramar as if a climax had been reached.
A BASTARD!
Nani!?(what)
I got to read that great BEE message only to find that you took the babe first! Son of a bitch! accused Daniel.
That was not what I had in mind, thought the Ramar while a sweat drop fell down his face.
Prepare for your death! he yelled pulling up his rifle (sniper).
For f***ing what!? Because it's a snowballs chance in hell that you could make that babe happier than I could! joked an angry Daniel.
No! Because of what you did when I left Pioneer two! he said.
Oh! Your that....
No! No one wants your foul version of the story so I shall tell it!
He starts: *Flash back*
It was when I was choosen as the investagator of what happened on Pioneer one. (Crowds of people are cheering him calling him the 'righteous one') I felt a great responsiblity as well as a pride for my job. I walked out of the Principle's office only to find you there. You said to me foul words and accusations, so tempted me to fight. On the pride of my job I could not let you live. We fought but I underestimated you and fell like a hero! (Shows him falling dramaticly, dipicts Daniel as a evil villianous figure [which he really is]; all of Pioneer two is weeping at the fall of a hero) My pride was broken but not my honor! I lived on fighting and training freicely on Ragol. (Shows him slaying Boomas, then Evil sharks, then Gilchics, finally Dimenians) I've grown stronger now, so what I'm trying to say is "now you will die for your crimes evil one!"
That was the stupidest f***ing flashback ever, replied Daniel.
Foul talk is over! Now is the time for action! Prepare to die Evil one!
The Ramar brandishes his rifle.
end of chapter 3
*intro* well I worked pretty hard to show that Daniel was evil on this one. A note on the pun with washing your necks, (used in chap. 1 as well) it means that you should prepare to be beheaded. Yeah I know Chaos Bringer has a huge resistance to light but leave it be for the story okay. I hate the ruins 2 variation with all the freaking teleporters. Not that much action but ok humor.
Disclaimer: Oh yeah I don't own PSO or Sega, kay! All I own is this peice of crap e-machines computer.
The wrong rolemodel
chapter 3: Oxymorons
He seemed to be depressed from some matter. His head tilted down and his cigarette lit, he puffed out some smoke. He had a rifle in his right hand. It was lying limp as if he found no need to use it. In his right hand lay nothing yet it seemed tense. In front of him was the threating figure of a Chaos Bringer looming. The Bringer started brandishing it's blade and seemed to be flexing it self as it began to charge foward with all it's might. The room was consumed with a sinister purple mist and the details were to hard to discern. The bodies of fallen monsters were all over the place and all seemed to have the feature of either a big hole in their upper body or diagonal holes going up, down, and through the middle. The Chaos Bringer was half-way across the room.
Finally I have mastered it! said the tall figure.
GRANTS!
Beams of light appeared to stab the Bringer from all directions. Waves of light flowed under him. It shrieked as if some weakness was breached. By the time it reached him it was ablaze. Burning with a white fire. Then a final burst of light appeared rendering it to ashes. This happened in 3 seconds.
Now that evil, that great evil, shall die today! yelled the figure proudly. He was a Ramar with a green suit and blonde hair.
You wait patiently and I will kill you with everything I am!
Back at the Hunters Guild bar. That great evil is having a cheap shot of Irish cream while our everyone's favorite Force sits next to him.
Out of all the money I earn, which was a measly 500... starts Daniel.
All of it was used to pay for repairs for this f***ing bar!
Well, if you weren't so desperate for alcohol maybe you could of saved your money, replied the Force.
Shut the f*** up! Who the hell are you anyway?! he demanded.
I'm the force you met remember? I just told you my name! It's Estel, she replied with an annoyed tone.
Aaa! Who the hell cares about your name! Why are you following me?! he questioned again.
You just asked me..Oh goodness! I'm here because I have nothing else to do unless he dies ok, she answered.
Who exactly is HE!? he asked twitching his eyebrow.
The Ramar responsible for investagating Ragol of course! she said in an obvious tone.
You mean your the Force who is runner-up? he asked almost calm but with a malice intent in his face.
Well, yeah why?
Hehehe.... I found you, he chuckled.
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD I TRIED TO GET THAT JOB!?!? he yelled .
Well..no..not really, she said as she faced an awesome force of evil.
Just before our favorite Force is crushed by evil the quest giver walks by as if nervious and worried about what she must do. She has a disk in her hand.
Umm Mr. Sakkikotsu? We have a quest for you, she said nerviously.
Thats your last name? It fits you, said the Force.
Shut the f*** up! Your lucky you can live to remember it, he replied.
What's this mission about, eh!
Well......
Scene change
The Ramar from the beginning is standing in the middle of the room he just cleared. It is the largest room in Ruins two. The mag next to him seems to be in it's third stage of development. A Mitra if you want to be a geek about it. He was feeding it Antidotes when he stopped and told the mag to 'prepare', it flew off. Then he typed up something on the BEE (every geek should know what that is)
Well, knowing that he is a great evil I cannot lure him with a rescue mission. I must make this mission entirely driven on petty desires, he thought to himself.
Back at the bar.
Lemme see it damn it! Daniel demanded.
He swipes the disk right out of her hand and reads it on the BEE.
At first he is irriatated, then he grows interested. He starts to breath heavily and his eyes go left to right with excitement. When he is done reading he hugs the disk as if it were holy.
GOD HAS ANSWERED MY PRAYER! he annouced as if a dream was made true.
Yeeeehaa! he yelled as he ran towards the transporter, breaking the sound barrier in the process.
The quest giver seemed not even surprised as windows shattered from the bang. Estel was quite shocked at his eagerness.
Well let me see what he wants! she said to the giver.
The lady gave Estel a copy of the disk and walked away.
Lets see now it says;
Help! I'm a young Hunewearl who's stuck in the largest room in the Ruins 2 and can't get up. I have tanned skin with caramel eyes. My waist is a size 54 and I'm 163 cm tall. I like strong powerful men. My breast size is 88. I have red hair with a pointy nose and fair face. I weigh 45 kg. Please help me. I'm sure I can reward the man who saves me some how......
Estel seems to emitt a great deal of sakki while reading the BEE message. Everyone in the bar can easily tell that she has a "malice" look. When her face rises up to everyones sight they flee behind cover.
SO... all he really wanted was to get laid, eh! she spoke with a dark voice.
Well then I'll lay him on his DEATHBED! The bastard! she runs off breaking the light barrier, ......if there is one.
She arrivies at the begining the the long nightmare that is the Ruins.
Well I never! she thought.
Many monsters including a variety of Dimenians, Delsabres, Belras, and a whole mess of claws are slewn around the place.
That pervert fights pretty hard when it comes to some pretty hooker! Estel grumbled as she tramples along, blasting stray claws with Rafoie.
She made it to the transport without a single major fight. The place had been cleared perfectly.
That bastard better have a clean neck cause he's gonna be one head short when I get to him! murmered Estel as she zoomed farther into the Ruins.
Now back to everyones model of a criminal.
Well Daniel certainly did hit Ruins two with the same efficiancy as Ruins one. He ravaged the first three Dimenians like a murderer. Then he flew through to the next couple rooms practicing manarchy on some helpless groups of Claws and Bulclaws.
Hehehe almost there. Only a couple rooms then it's f***ing fun afterwards, he thought in his foul mind.
Luckily, for the sake of the story he dropped his sense of direction in Ruins 1. Which later helps Estel catch up.
What the f***!? Didn't I just go here?! he whined.
He flies left then right, then straight to a teleporter only to end up in a room full of seven other teleporters.
What the hell!? Who's the shithead who designed this place! he yelled frustrated.
He starts grabing his head and started shaking it around.
I will not let this overcome my will to REPRODUCE! he chanted to himself.
Well obviously you know he's evil. So after chanting that for 30 min's as well as re-reading the BEE message. He makes a straight run for his desires. While this is happening Estel runs into 'problems'. She runs into a room not entirely ravaged by Daniel's jihad of lust.
What?
Claws appear on the left and right side of the room while a tall threatening figure, a Dark Belra, loomed in secrecy in the back.
Well I guess he lost his zeal around here, groaned an irritated Estel.
She let loose all her anger on the claws unleashing five Rafoie's. However she forgot one factor, the huge Belra claw flying at her. (not too bright).
POW!
She falls to the floor.
Will this be the end? she thought.
I will die a young beautiful virgin, she murmured with a sigh of contentment with the drama. The Belra approaching.
Wait a minute!? A VIRGIN! No way in hell I'll ever die... she realized.
LIKE THAT! she yelled out loud.
The Belra jumped back startled as if some force of god was provoked.
Zonde! Zonde! Zonde! Zonde! ZONDE!!!! cried Estel unleashing the dogs of war.
We find the Belra really ends up dark.... and crispy.
Sadly, Estel could of caught up with Daniel if she hadn't been caught up in all of this.
Daniel arrvies at the big room mention in the BEE.
YES! Once again the primitive desire for sex conquers all challenges!!! Daniel says this while jumping around like a monkey.
Wait a minute! Where's the bitch I'm suppose to bang!? whined Daniel.
He sees a Ramar in the middle of the room.
You! Dickhead, did you happen to see a....
Hunewearl with red hair, tanned skin, and a great desire for strong men? answered the Ramar.
Daniel stood stunned, then stood up erect looking at the Ramar. The ramar turned around with a smirk on his face while fingering his rifle.
He now knows he has been tricked I shall have my vengence, thought the Ramar.
You are.... Daniel started.
You remember! yelled Ramar as if a climax had been reached.
A BASTARD!
Nani!?(what)
I got to read that great BEE message only to find that you took the babe first! Son of a bitch! accused Daniel.
That was not what I had in mind, thought the Ramar while a sweat drop fell down his face.
Prepare for your death! he yelled pulling up his rifle (sniper).
For f***ing what!? Because it's a snowballs chance in hell that you could make that babe happier than I could! joked an angry Daniel.
No! Because of what you did when I left Pioneer two! he said.
Oh! Your that....
No! No one wants your foul version of the story so I shall tell it!
He starts: *Flash back*
It was when I was choosen as the investagator of what happened on Pioneer one. (Crowds of people are cheering him calling him the 'righteous one') I felt a great responsiblity as well as a pride for my job. I walked out of the Principle's office only to find you there. You said to me foul words and accusations, so tempted me to fight. On the pride of my job I could not let you live. We fought but I underestimated you and fell like a hero! (Shows him falling dramaticly, dipicts Daniel as a evil villianous figure [which he really is]; all of Pioneer two is weeping at the fall of a hero) My pride was broken but not my honor! I lived on fighting and training freicely on Ragol. (Shows him slaying Boomas, then Evil sharks, then Gilchics, finally Dimenians) I've grown stronger now, so what I'm trying to say is "now you will die for your crimes evil one!"
That was the stupidest f***ing flashback ever, replied Daniel.
Foul talk is over! Now is the time for action! Prepare to die Evil one!
The Ramar brandishes his rifle.
end of chapter 3