The Evil transfiguration
O.k. My friends also helped me on this one, it's like a game we play, anyway thanx 2 Shannon, Jenny, and Kristen.
Once upon a time there were many happy people. Then an evil ugly person a came and ruined it all. And they lived happily ever after. But the evil person lived on, and his name was Ron Weasley. Ron was ugly. He was so ugly he scared everyone away. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! GYAN! He was scary too. In fact, everything he looked at burst into flames! WOOSH! Ron and Gyan were best friends and evil partners. One day they went to the pool. They were happy and went swimming. Then they met Harry Potter, and killed him. Everyone cheered, but he was reborn as Ron's little sister, Ginny! Puberty for Harry was a bigger problem this time around. He screamed in pain. Then Ginny/Harry killed Hagrid, and he was reborn into Professor McGonagall. Professor McGonagall gave Harry/Ginny detention, where Harry/Ginny died and was reborn as Draco Malfoy. But Draco had a deep, dark secret- he was a WOMAN! He was proud of it too. He liked to dress up in women's clothing, especially the 48 H bras, that made him look like he wasn't flat. He had a crush on Albus Dumbledore. A big one. So one day, he felt desperate. So, a huge frog appeared and killed them all. Then a girl named Jenny came in and said to the frog, "I love you!" She kissed the frog and he changed into a price that was ugly, and they died. Then a minister married Serenity and Orly. He also married Allura and Sean. And Aragorn and Shannon. And Meagan and Dom. And the not-so-dead Jenny and Filch. And the not-so-dead Draco and Flitwick. And Merc and Snape. O.K. Then the minister died! And everyone else lived happily ever after. Or did they?