Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of these really great torture-objects but that doesn´t mean ya can´t have some fun with them, ne?? I envy Watase, she can use ´em for everything she wants AND take the credit for it.



- Aww crap. Th´ fu**ing authoress is back again.

- Kekekekeee! And with me I bring the chapter of doom.for some that is.*glares at Hotohori*

- * Gulp* S-SOME? I sure hope I am not one of those?

- Kekekeee! In ya dreams, Mr Majesty, I´ll NEVER forgive you for threatening my computer!

- She´s freakin lost it.* shudder*

- Bwaha! Ya time will come soon enough, Fangy=P



Anyways, on with tha story.



- NURIKO! Can´t you control these Nyan-Nyans better!?

- They are NOT just Nyan-Nyans! They are individs with emotions, they might get hurt if you are nasty to them! A pretty pissed Nuriko has taken the Nyan-Nyans under her protection. They are his babies, his precious.

- HURT!?

WHABOOOM!!! Nuriko just slammed the door shut in the face of a very surprised emperor.



Depressed, lonely and left without love this sexy, gorgeous and wonderfull emperor wanders away into the forest. First did Miaka leave him and now this? He sure did not have many reasons to live any more.

But so, as he is thinking of taking his life with his cute little sword, he sees something. A beautiful woman is sitting by a lake, washing her face in the clear water.

Filled with love he approaches the woman, this serene beauty who looks almost as beautiful as he does.

- Who´s there!?

- It is I, The emperor of Konan who is standing here, admiring you´r true beauty.

- THE EMPEROR of Konan! Ohh dear, I guess I am turning blind for not seeing you.

- That is a common mistake, my dear. May ask for you´r name?

- You allready know me, or alas the one I was before the accident.

- An accident, ohh my how terrible. And I must surely remember such a beauty as you?

- I wasn´t always like this. Once upon a time I was Taiitsu-kun, the ugliest woman in our universe.

- T TAIITSU-KUN!? Is that truly you in that astonishing body?

- Yes, it is. Do you still hate me? Or do we have a future?

- I could never turn my back on you now, of charming lady! Let us run away, forget about all our duties and become happy? And the Emperor kisses the now pale and ladylike hand of Taiitsu-kun, still almost complexed over how he ever thought she was ugly.

- Ohh but darling, you have so many obligations, you can not run from them?

Yes I can, I leave everything behind for you, my love! How could I even THINK of Miaka? I was blind all the time, YOU are the one I truly love!

- Oh Hotohori!

- May I kiss you, oh Taiitsu-kun, such a beautiful name that is when you think about it!

- Yes, you may kiss me, noble steed of Konan. (au/n ew ew eew!) Take me, I am your´s!

- TAIITSU-KUN! The noble steed yelled as he threw himself over her, biting her neck oh so gently while Taiitsu-kun is moaning with pleasure.

And as the stars starts to spread over the dark blue night sky we can hear a lot of noises we do NOT want to hear from these two love-birds.



- Hotohori-chan? Are you not back yet? The sad Nuriko hugs his dear Nyan- Nyans in comfort for the man who have treated him like. A MAN! The scars inside Nuriko will take long to heal no matter how many Nyan-Nyans help him.

- I loved you, Hotohori-chan. How can you leave me for six whole hours?!? I have NEEDS! I am still a WOMAN!



- Hotohori-sama, where are you? We were supposed to plan the next weeks attack against Nakago, no da. The ministers are getting very impatient no da!



2 weeks later



- Ohh Taiitsu-kun. Not until now have I understood how true happiness feels like!

- My Emperor, my noble steed! A eternity is long time to be alone but it was all worth waiting for, you make me swoon!

The lovey-dovey couple is lying at the side of a waterfall, gazing at the sunset together.

They are married, and oh how happy they seem, soulmates in every inch of their bodies, loving each other more than life itself.

- Don´t you ever think of Konan, my love? You must miss the seishis and that Miaka-baka a lot.

- As long as I have you I feel no need for other people! I love you so much, my darling Taiitsu-kun!







Konan



- C´mere ya lil brat! Dun´think yeh can hide from (HIC) big ol´ Genrou, eh?! (hic, hic) Tasuki is chasing Chiriko who is clutching his sakebottles in his arms in an attempt to save Konan

- Why did that drunk fangboy become emperor no daa!

- But don´t you remember, Chichiri-san, he won the three-legged race.

- Yes, but who´s idea was that, no da?

- Oi Chichiri-kuun! Tamahome!

- Miaka! YOU are the one responsible for this!

- Tamahome!? Noo! Don´t go all karate on me now!! IIIIEEEE!!!!



Sad enough, Miaka was not alive to summon Suzaku. too bad for her, ne?







- Mwhahahaa!! I am SOO good at this ^^

- Yo-You made me and. Sunukake baba a COUPLE!

- Yep, I told you I was gonna get revenge, didn´t I?

- But. that is so CRUEL!

- Dahahaha!! Ol´ Hotohori-sama is married to Sunkake baba!

- Ohh shut up Fangy, you´r time will come aswell. Or well, I am easy to corrupt, i´f I am allowed to do some "things" to you I´ll let you go.

- NO FREAKIN WAY!! Whut kin´o´things!?O.o;;

- Weeell.. Nothing tooo hentai, just some dishes and cleaning. and maybe something else too ^.~

- Yeh so evil! REKKA SHINEN!!!

The authoress is now a crispy pieace o fried meat a lá Tasuki.



Ohh well. here is my thanks to all the wonderful reviewers out there^.^



nuri-chan: Hehe, you knew what was coming and hopefully this is kinda ya worst nightmare..

(Ohh btw, to those who don't know, nuri-chan is almost obsessed with Mr Majesty=P)



TA Maxwell: I´m so sorry Nuriko, I made Hotohori in love with Sunukake baba but it was just because I was so mad at him, kais?? And TA, thanks for the review and yes I ment a martyr, I just wasn´t sure it was spelled that way.



Becki: Yeah, I know, it really sux that school has started again, there I so little time for writing=P