In case you don't remember, I still need a good logical name for those
rubber rail things that you see in a wrestling match arena.
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Welcome back Today's match features the Carrot loving toon, Bugs Bunny He stars in Loony toons and other TV series and films. His fighting style usually leans toward the strange side as he plays tricks instead of doing any real damage. On the other side is Shrek. This Ogre stared in the movie Shrek, made by DreamWorks. This Ogre is usually nice but when he wants to he'll fight real well. This should be an exciting match. Let's tune in as the instructors give their pep talks.
"Okay Shrek, remember to go low high, one two. Remember the combo Shrek one two, up down, left right, three four uppercut-" "Shut up donkey. I never hired you anyway." "I only helped fight fire breathing dragons, defeat evil kings and fight all sorts of nonsense and you say shut up to me? I might as well leave." "Yippee." "Oh Shrek Pay attention "
"Okay Bugs. This is a big Ogre. I wish Wile E. Coyote was here. He has all sorts of Acme gadgets. I ran out yesterday while using Daffy as bait. Calm down " Bugs kept on repeating himself. He had no instructor. No one is better that Bugs Bunny
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Well that was interesting. Anyhow, our two contestants are in the ring. Get Ready 2 Rumble
DING DING
"RAARGHH " Was Shrek's yell in response to Bugs jumping lightly in the arena. "Eh, What's up Doc?" "Huh?" "You seen an Ogre about yay high and this big around?" Bugs asked motioning the size with his hands. "You cartoon characters are stupid. You think I'll fall for a stupid trick like that?" (Not listening, Bugs is cleaning his fingernails and eating a carrot.) "Okay fine here I come " Shrek leaps at Bugs yet bugs calmly step aside. Shrek bounces off the rubber rail and hits Bugs straight in the back of the head. Flying across the arena Bugs lands heavily on the other side. "Okay Doc, but you know that this means war?" "Come and get it " Was Shrek's response. "Don't lose focus Shrek Remember the combo Its-" Came Donkey yelling advice. "What is this donkey talking to me for?" Was Shrek's immediate response. "Shrek?" "Yes, who are you? I've never seen you before get the donkey out of here "
"WHAT? Shrek I'll get you for this Just wait, you'll see " Bugs takes advantage of Shrek's distraction and jumps to him and with a mighty kick, Shrek hit the ground, closely followed by Bugs hitting him in the stomach. "1,2,3,4,5," Was an announcer's countdown of how long Shrek was on the ground.
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Whoa Looks like the countdown is on and Shrek is held to the ground. Looks to me like Bugs won this round.
"8,9,10 He is out " Bugs stood up, waving his arms and doing back flips in victory.
"YAHOO " Was Bug's victory yell.
"Oog. Stupid cartoon character."
DING DING
"Okay Bunny Let's go "
"What ever you say doc."
Shrek charged Bugs, feigning a hit then hitting on the side with his left fist in the stomach and pounding Bugs in the head, then knocking him about with each fist. But before Bugs hit the ground, Shrek uses an uppercut, flinging Bugs over the rail and into the judge table and AJ's camera.
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Whoa We have no visual contact but it's fierce here If my memory stands correct, Shrek used Donkey's fighting combination. This is beginning to look like a WWF wrestling match here. Way chaotic Hold on, there is another camera Visual is on
Now in panic, Bugs is throwing whatever items he can find while running up and through the spectator's seats. Coke cans, discarded chewing gum off the bottom of chairs, (don't you just hate those?) sunglasses, peoples pants, people and of course chairs and trash cans with a full load. Here I come
As Bugs cowers below Shrek, he pleads for his life in tears.
Pleez Doc Don't let me die All my life I've been 'despicable' and 'hated' and a stupid carrot eating rabbit with bad lines and always beats up Daffy and Elmer and all those other guys Pleez Have mercy. (Many people in audience offer tissues to Bugs and some start singing Amazing Grace and other various songs)
Stupid cartoon character. When did you come up with that one?
Abruptly sitting up Bugs responds,
Well it always worked on Elmer Fudd. I figured a stupid Ogre like you would too.
Stupid cartoon character.
POW
DING DING
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: What a round I thought n one was better than Bugs, but that Ogre has what it takes. Apparently Bugs isn't having a good day.
DING DING
Okay Bunny We finish this once and for all
Okay doc.
NOW JUST WAIT A MINUTE Came a yell from a familiar Donkey.
Donkey? Shrek asked . 'What 're ye doing here? Didn't I get rid of you?
MY POINT EXACTLY WE HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE RAAGGHH
As Donkey leaped to attack, the fight soon became a three way with Bugs trying to break the two up. (some people are inspired by this act and start shaking hands and sharing popcorn)
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Looks like a terrible fight I can only see clouds of dust and arms flailing about. But wait? What is that coming through the roof?
All motion stopped as the ceiling crumpled and a Grey flying saucer comes through the hole. On a loud speaker, a tiny voice emerges.
Greetings earthlings. This is Marvin The Martian. Since I have never managed to destroy this flea-ridden planet, I will abduct you for my own scientific studies on searching for your weaknesses. Thank you and Pleez keep your breathing level to a minimum while in space Thank You Communications off.
-No K9 Get away from that computer Activate the teleporter Abduct these silly earthlings What? What do you mean the communications are on? Oh I see it-
***
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Well we are on a spaceship being transported to Mars. But hey, that's never stopped us before Heck this is the first time I've been abducted and it won't be the last This is AJ@DEUSCH/PEN sighing off. Good night. Actually, I can't tell what time it is up here. Anyone got a watch?
Well I think I could've done better. But oh well. I had a few hard weeks and didn't get a chance to write a lot. Sorry for the delay. I'm a week short now but you'll forgive me, write?(haha)
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Welcome back Today's match features the Carrot loving toon, Bugs Bunny He stars in Loony toons and other TV series and films. His fighting style usually leans toward the strange side as he plays tricks instead of doing any real damage. On the other side is Shrek. This Ogre stared in the movie Shrek, made by DreamWorks. This Ogre is usually nice but when he wants to he'll fight real well. This should be an exciting match. Let's tune in as the instructors give their pep talks.
"Okay Shrek, remember to go low high, one two. Remember the combo Shrek one two, up down, left right, three four uppercut-" "Shut up donkey. I never hired you anyway." "I only helped fight fire breathing dragons, defeat evil kings and fight all sorts of nonsense and you say shut up to me? I might as well leave." "Yippee." "Oh Shrek Pay attention "
"Okay Bugs. This is a big Ogre. I wish Wile E. Coyote was here. He has all sorts of Acme gadgets. I ran out yesterday while using Daffy as bait. Calm down " Bugs kept on repeating himself. He had no instructor. No one is better that Bugs Bunny
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Well that was interesting. Anyhow, our two contestants are in the ring. Get Ready 2 Rumble
DING DING
"RAARGHH " Was Shrek's yell in response to Bugs jumping lightly in the arena. "Eh, What's up Doc?" "Huh?" "You seen an Ogre about yay high and this big around?" Bugs asked motioning the size with his hands. "You cartoon characters are stupid. You think I'll fall for a stupid trick like that?" (Not listening, Bugs is cleaning his fingernails and eating a carrot.) "Okay fine here I come " Shrek leaps at Bugs yet bugs calmly step aside. Shrek bounces off the rubber rail and hits Bugs straight in the back of the head. Flying across the arena Bugs lands heavily on the other side. "Okay Doc, but you know that this means war?" "Come and get it " Was Shrek's response. "Don't lose focus Shrek Remember the combo Its-" Came Donkey yelling advice. "What is this donkey talking to me for?" Was Shrek's immediate response. "Shrek?" "Yes, who are you? I've never seen you before get the donkey out of here "
"WHAT? Shrek I'll get you for this Just wait, you'll see " Bugs takes advantage of Shrek's distraction and jumps to him and with a mighty kick, Shrek hit the ground, closely followed by Bugs hitting him in the stomach. "1,2,3,4,5," Was an announcer's countdown of how long Shrek was on the ground.
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Whoa Looks like the countdown is on and Shrek is held to the ground. Looks to me like Bugs won this round.
"8,9,10 He is out " Bugs stood up, waving his arms and doing back flips in victory.
"YAHOO " Was Bug's victory yell.
"Oog. Stupid cartoon character."
DING DING
"Okay Bunny Let's go "
"What ever you say doc."
Shrek charged Bugs, feigning a hit then hitting on the side with his left fist in the stomach and pounding Bugs in the head, then knocking him about with each fist. But before Bugs hit the ground, Shrek uses an uppercut, flinging Bugs over the rail and into the judge table and AJ's camera.
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Whoa We have no visual contact but it's fierce here If my memory stands correct, Shrek used Donkey's fighting combination. This is beginning to look like a WWF wrestling match here. Way chaotic Hold on, there is another camera Visual is on
Now in panic, Bugs is throwing whatever items he can find while running up and through the spectator's seats. Coke cans, discarded chewing gum off the bottom of chairs, (don't you just hate those?) sunglasses, peoples pants, people and of course chairs and trash cans with a full load. Here I come
As Bugs cowers below Shrek, he pleads for his life in tears.
Pleez Doc Don't let me die All my life I've been 'despicable' and 'hated' and a stupid carrot eating rabbit with bad lines and always beats up Daffy and Elmer and all those other guys Pleez Have mercy. (Many people in audience offer tissues to Bugs and some start singing Amazing Grace and other various songs)
Stupid cartoon character. When did you come up with that one?
Abruptly sitting up Bugs responds,
Well it always worked on Elmer Fudd. I figured a stupid Ogre like you would too.
Stupid cartoon character.
POW
DING DING
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: What a round I thought n one was better than Bugs, but that Ogre has what it takes. Apparently Bugs isn't having a good day.
DING DING
Okay Bunny We finish this once and for all
Okay doc.
NOW JUST WAIT A MINUTE Came a yell from a familiar Donkey.
Donkey? Shrek asked . 'What 're ye doing here? Didn't I get rid of you?
MY POINT EXACTLY WE HAVE A SCORE TO SETTLE RAAGGHH
As Donkey leaped to attack, the fight soon became a three way with Bugs trying to break the two up. (some people are inspired by this act and start shaking hands and sharing popcorn)
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Looks like a terrible fight I can only see clouds of dust and arms flailing about. But wait? What is that coming through the roof?
All motion stopped as the ceiling crumpled and a Grey flying saucer comes through the hole. On a loud speaker, a tiny voice emerges.
Greetings earthlings. This is Marvin The Martian. Since I have never managed to destroy this flea-ridden planet, I will abduct you for my own scientific studies on searching for your weaknesses. Thank you and Pleez keep your breathing level to a minimum while in space Thank You Communications off.
-No K9 Get away from that computer Activate the teleporter Abduct these silly earthlings What? What do you mean the communications are on? Oh I see it-
***
AJ@DEUCSH/PEN: Well we are on a spaceship being transported to Mars. But hey, that's never stopped us before Heck this is the first time I've been abducted and it won't be the last This is AJ@DEUSCH/PEN sighing off. Good night. Actually, I can't tell what time it is up here. Anyone got a watch?
Well I think I could've done better. But oh well. I had a few hard weeks and didn't get a chance to write a lot. Sorry for the delay. I'm a week short now but you'll forgive me, write?(haha)