Frodo has a Sleepover!
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A long, long, long (Okay, maybe not that long) time before the War Of The Ring, Frodo was sitting in Bag End blinking his huge luminous blue eyes. His thoughts were along the lines of 'My eyes are pretty and big and blue!' and 'blink'.
Then, suddenly, a thought popped into his head, like something popping into a big empty space with pretty blue windows.
'What would happen if I mixed ice cream with orange juice and icing sugar?'
His Uncle Bilbo was asleep as it was about 8 o'clock and he was feeling lazy. So there was noone to stop him as Frodo went into the kitchen to produce the deadly concoction. For it was deadly, as anyone who has ever tried it will know... symptoms range from strange urges to kiss strangers to complete and utter hyperness. Which, for a tweenage hobbit (or a fanfic writer) is very dangerous.
As soon as the elixir passed his lips, Frodo felt an amazing happiness fill him. Unfortunately it was accompanied by an incredible urge to warn people about the squirrels that would take over the world.
So off he skipped to 3 Bag Shot Row where Sam lived. He found an axe on the floor, smashed it through the door and screamed, "Heeeeere's FRODO!"
Obviously the Gamgees were a little scared and so when Frodo asked if Sam could come to his house the agreed immediately (not really being that fond of Sam because he was to fat to fit in the smial and had to stay in the yard.)
"So, begging your pardon, Mr.Frodo, what is this, like a sleepover?" Sam asked, happy to have found a friend.
"Yes, yes, yes! A sleepover, yeees.... He! He! He!" Frodo gibbered whilst encouraging Sam to link him and skip.
So they skip-linked back up to Bag End, and would have gone undiscovered if Frodo hadn't had the idea of playing the "Let'sSmashBottlesAgainstAWall" game.
"FRODO SARAH-JANE BAGGINS!" Bilbo yelled. "What in middle earth are you doing?!"
"Sleepover Uncle!" Frodo said in a high-pitched voice, "Wait... YOU'RE NOT MY UNCLE!!!!"
"Hee hee, you're middle name's Sarah Jane?!" Sam whispered.
Frodo then told Sam that he wasn't his uncle either, and jumped out the window to find somebody who WAS.
Sam and Bilbo stood uncomfortably for a second, until Bilbo said, "Would you like to play, 'Shit Head'?"
Sam looked puzzled and said, "What is it, Master Baggins?"
"It's like snap, but instead of screaming 'snap!' you scream 'shit head!'."
"Ooooo... OK!"
DID Frodo find someone who was his Uncle???????
WHERE did Frodo find the ice cream??????
WHO will win the game of 'Shit head'??????
WHAT will happen next????????
WHY is Chocoholic doing this???????
ALL SHALL BE REVEALED IN *MYSTICAL EYEBROWS* CHAPTER TWO...!
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A long, long, long (Okay, maybe not that long) time before the War Of The Ring, Frodo was sitting in Bag End blinking his huge luminous blue eyes. His thoughts were along the lines of 'My eyes are pretty and big and blue!' and 'blink'.
Then, suddenly, a thought popped into his head, like something popping into a big empty space with pretty blue windows.
'What would happen if I mixed ice cream with orange juice and icing sugar?'
His Uncle Bilbo was asleep as it was about 8 o'clock and he was feeling lazy. So there was noone to stop him as Frodo went into the kitchen to produce the deadly concoction. For it was deadly, as anyone who has ever tried it will know... symptoms range from strange urges to kiss strangers to complete and utter hyperness. Which, for a tweenage hobbit (or a fanfic writer) is very dangerous.
As soon as the elixir passed his lips, Frodo felt an amazing happiness fill him. Unfortunately it was accompanied by an incredible urge to warn people about the squirrels that would take over the world.
So off he skipped to 3 Bag Shot Row where Sam lived. He found an axe on the floor, smashed it through the door and screamed, "Heeeeere's FRODO!"
Obviously the Gamgees were a little scared and so when Frodo asked if Sam could come to his house the agreed immediately (not really being that fond of Sam because he was to fat to fit in the smial and had to stay in the yard.)
"So, begging your pardon, Mr.Frodo, what is this, like a sleepover?" Sam asked, happy to have found a friend.
"Yes, yes, yes! A sleepover, yeees.... He! He! He!" Frodo gibbered whilst encouraging Sam to link him and skip.
So they skip-linked back up to Bag End, and would have gone undiscovered if Frodo hadn't had the idea of playing the "Let'sSmashBottlesAgainstAWall" game.
"FRODO SARAH-JANE BAGGINS!" Bilbo yelled. "What in middle earth are you doing?!"
"Sleepover Uncle!" Frodo said in a high-pitched voice, "Wait... YOU'RE NOT MY UNCLE!!!!"
"Hee hee, you're middle name's Sarah Jane?!" Sam whispered.
Frodo then told Sam that he wasn't his uncle either, and jumped out the window to find somebody who WAS.
Sam and Bilbo stood uncomfortably for a second, until Bilbo said, "Would you like to play, 'Shit Head'?"
Sam looked puzzled and said, "What is it, Master Baggins?"
"It's like snap, but instead of screaming 'snap!' you scream 'shit head!'."
"Ooooo... OK!"
DID Frodo find someone who was his Uncle???????
WHERE did Frodo find the ice cream??????
WHO will win the game of 'Shit head'??????
WHAT will happen next????????
WHY is Chocoholic doing this???????
ALL SHALL BE REVEALED IN *MYSTICAL EYEBROWS* CHAPTER TWO...!