Frodo Has A Sleepover!
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After Frodo jumped out the window and rolled down the hill, he continued skipping until he bumped into someone.
"GET OUT OF MY WAY!" Screamed Merry, who was angry at the author for plucking him out of Buckland and placing him just outside Bag End for story purposes.
"Are you my uncle?" Asked Frodo, blinking his lovely, gorgeous, big enough to drown in, beautiful eyes innocently.
"No, I'm you're cousin you fool!" Merry yelled, ignoring Frodo's brilliant eyes, which is very hard to do, especially at night when they glow.
"You ARE my uncle!" Frodo screamed happily and gave Merry a big bear hug, which he did not appreciate.
"GET OFF ME! HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?!" Merry yelled because he was still angry and determined to stay that way for the rest of the fic. "BILBO'S YOUR UNCLE, GO BOTHER HIM!"
So Merry stumbled all the way back to Bag End with Frodo attached to his waist. But when he got to the steps he tripped over another hobbit that was sitting on them.
"Pippin?" Frodo asked and hugged him with one arm because he didn't want to detach himself from Merry.
"What are YOU doing here?!" Merry said, angrily.
"Sitting." Pippin said, "Don't you know I do this every night?"
Frodo and Merry exchanged confused (and in Merry's case, angry) glances.
"You're supposed to be in Took Land!!!!" Merry said, angrily.
"I am in Took Land."
The other hobbits decided to ignore that remark, but then he continued, "Did you ever notice how much Took Land sounds like Scotland?"
"What's Scottleand?" asked Merry.
Pippin looked panicked, "What! I didn't say anything about Scotland!" He looked nervously around, "Please don't let the Professor get me!"
Merry looked from Frodo to Pippin. And from Pippin back to Frodo. He was having serious doubts that he wasn't adopted, or that both his cousins hadn't been swapped at birth. Both situations were quite pleasing to Merry, and so he got slightly less angry.
"So what have you been doing, cousin Frodo?" He asked, secretly meaning ' what have you been taking, cousin Frodo?'
"Sleepover!" yelled Frodo uncharacteristically happily, "And both of you have to come!"
Pippin just wanted to get inside, and Merry had cheered up at the thought of not being related to the other two, so they both agreed.
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If they had arrived five minutes sooner, however, they wouldn't even have tried to go back into Bag End, as they would have heard the shouts of "SHITHEAD!!" and "CHEATER!!" before they even got to the door, when they would have been flattened by Sam being thrown out by Dear Uncle Bilbo.
As it was though, they just saw Sam lying rubbing his head and Bilbo denying everything about gambling and beating Sam up to the healer.
"Let's have my sleepover at Brandy Hall!" cried Frodo.
(Well he actually cried, "SLEEPOVER!!! HALL!! BRANDY!!!" But it was assumed that this was what he meant.)
WILL the hobbits make it to Brandy Hall?
WHERE the heck is this story going?
ARE any of you finding this funny?
REVIEW or Sam gets more fat jokes!
Lotsa luv Chocoholic.
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After Frodo jumped out the window and rolled down the hill, he continued skipping until he bumped into someone.
"GET OUT OF MY WAY!" Screamed Merry, who was angry at the author for plucking him out of Buckland and placing him just outside Bag End for story purposes.
"Are you my uncle?" Asked Frodo, blinking his lovely, gorgeous, big enough to drown in, beautiful eyes innocently.
"No, I'm you're cousin you fool!" Merry yelled, ignoring Frodo's brilliant eyes, which is very hard to do, especially at night when they glow.
"You ARE my uncle!" Frodo screamed happily and gave Merry a big bear hug, which he did not appreciate.
"GET OFF ME! HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?!" Merry yelled because he was still angry and determined to stay that way for the rest of the fic. "BILBO'S YOUR UNCLE, GO BOTHER HIM!"
So Merry stumbled all the way back to Bag End with Frodo attached to his waist. But when he got to the steps he tripped over another hobbit that was sitting on them.
"Pippin?" Frodo asked and hugged him with one arm because he didn't want to detach himself from Merry.
"What are YOU doing here?!" Merry said, angrily.
"Sitting." Pippin said, "Don't you know I do this every night?"
Frodo and Merry exchanged confused (and in Merry's case, angry) glances.
"You're supposed to be in Took Land!!!!" Merry said, angrily.
"I am in Took Land."
The other hobbits decided to ignore that remark, but then he continued, "Did you ever notice how much Took Land sounds like Scotland?"
"What's Scottleand?" asked Merry.
Pippin looked panicked, "What! I didn't say anything about Scotland!" He looked nervously around, "Please don't let the Professor get me!"
Merry looked from Frodo to Pippin. And from Pippin back to Frodo. He was having serious doubts that he wasn't adopted, or that both his cousins hadn't been swapped at birth. Both situations were quite pleasing to Merry, and so he got slightly less angry.
"So what have you been doing, cousin Frodo?" He asked, secretly meaning ' what have you been taking, cousin Frodo?'
"Sleepover!" yelled Frodo uncharacteristically happily, "And both of you have to come!"
Pippin just wanted to get inside, and Merry had cheered up at the thought of not being related to the other two, so they both agreed.
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If they had arrived five minutes sooner, however, they wouldn't even have tried to go back into Bag End, as they would have heard the shouts of "SHITHEAD!!" and "CHEATER!!" before they even got to the door, when they would have been flattened by Sam being thrown out by Dear Uncle Bilbo.
As it was though, they just saw Sam lying rubbing his head and Bilbo denying everything about gambling and beating Sam up to the healer.
"Let's have my sleepover at Brandy Hall!" cried Frodo.
(Well he actually cried, "SLEEPOVER!!! HALL!! BRANDY!!!" But it was assumed that this was what he meant.)
WILL the hobbits make it to Brandy Hall?
WHERE the heck is this story going?
ARE any of you finding this funny?
REVIEW or Sam gets more fat jokes!
Lotsa luv Chocoholic.