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After everyone said hi and stuff, we went to a building and Muuurgh gived us two rooms. One had two beds and one only had one.
"Jacen, you and Anakin can share a bed for a few nights," Mommy bossed. "Jaina can take the other one. Daddy and I will be right next door."
"Mommy, what are we going to do while the ship gets fixed?" I asked.
"You and Jaina are going to sit in this room and think about how naughty it was to break the hyperdrive." Mommy was being very bossy and crossed today.
I made my bottom lip stick out, which means I'm getting sad. Jaina made her eyes angry at Mommy and Daddy.
"I don't want to!" Jaina told them, very loud, and stomped her foot real hard.
"Me either!" I yelled. I stomped too. It made my foot hurt.
"Stop it!" Daddy told us.
"Yes, children," said that rotten ol' Mr. Threepio. "Listen to your father."
"Shut up, Goldenrod," said Daddy.
"No fair!" Jaina bellowed as big as Daddy. "I don't want to stay here! Muuurgh is scary and I hate it here and I hate you!"
I think she was going to do a temper tantrum. That is where you scream and yell and cry and sometimes even kick or hit because grown-ups are being big ol' meanies.
Daddy looked like he was going to get mad, but Mommy put her hand on his arm. That is how she makes him behave himself. Sometimes Daddy does temper tantrums too.
So Daddy didn't do a temper tantrum. Instead, he picked Jaina up and put her on her bed and holded her there by keeping his hands on her shoulders.
"Jaina, stop it. You are being very naughty," Daddy said.
"You are being a big ol' meanie!" Jaina said back, and kicked him real hard.
"OW!" said Daddy. Then he shaked her shoulders. "Stop it!"
"No, you stop it!" I yelled at Daddy. "You and Mommy are being mean and robbin' us of our childhood!" I'd heard Mr. Threepio say that once.
Daddy let go of Jaina's shoulders, and his face turned red, and he said ahem a few times. I think he was trying not to giggle. He was trying not good enough, because he kind of spluttered, and left the room.
"Come on, Anakin," Mommy said. "Let's leave your brother and sister alone to think."
Anakin sticked his tongue out at us. And then they left and Mr. Threepio left too, and he was chatting to himself, and he sounded mad. Me and Jaina looked at each other.
"Now what?" we said at the exact same time. Then we both did a shrug.
"We have to think about what we did to the hyperdrive," I decided. Decided is like bossing, but not always.
"Well, we breaked it," Jaina thought to me out loud.
"Yeah," I 'greed. 'Greeing is when you say yeah.
"Okay, guess we thinked about it enough," Jaina said.
"Yeah," I 'greed again.
So that's why we decided to go out of the room and splore. Sploring is where you look around at new places. We holded hands and went outside. Mommy, Daddy, and Anakin were gone. I think they were hiding.
We went outside and it was kind of pretty outside because there was trees and probably neat animals. We went to the trees to find the neat animals. I finded a pretty tree lizard. We petted it softly, and it smelled our hands with its tongue.
Then a monster jumped out at us! It grred and was real scary. Jaina jumped high and I screamed. Then Jaina thinked at me. This is what she thinked: Let's knock it over with the Force.
And I heared her, because we are twins. So we holded hands even tighter and pushed that scary ol' monster over with our minds. And it worked, because he falled down. But then he got up and was going to eat us, I think, so me and Jaina had to climb up that tree real darn quick.
The monster tried to climb up that tree too, but our minds pushed him down. But my mind was getting tired, and Jaina's too, so we had to call real loud. This is what we called real loud: HELP!
"It's okay!" the monster yelled up high at us. "My name is Mrrov. I am Muuurgh's mate. I'm not going to hurt you!"
But me and Jaina knew that monster was lying. It was like the monsters in the stories that say they are nice, then gobble you up.
"Jacen? Jaina?" a voice called up high at us. It sounded like Daddy.
"Help!" I yelled at Daddy.
"Get down here right now!" Daddy yelled back. And Chewie was there too, because he grred at us scary-like.
So we climbed down, and Chewie picked us both up at the exact same time. Daddy looked furious, which is badder than mad. Mommy was there too, and she looked even madder than Daddy. And that rotten dummy Anakin sticked his tongue out at us again. I hoped his tongue freezes like that.
"I'm very sorry Mrrov," Daddy said, and gived me and Jaina meanie looks.
"No harm sustained," Mrrov said.
"Mama, what stained?" Anakin asked.
"Not now, Anakin," Mommy snapped. Snapped is like bossing, but meaner. Then she talked at me and Jaina. "You two know that you are not allowed to use your Jedi abilities without your uncle Luke's help."
"But it was going to eat us," I told Mommy.
"She was not," Daddy snapped like Mommy.
"Shows how much you know!" Jaina said at Daddy. I think she heard that from Mr. Threepio talking to Artoo.
Daddy's face turned red again, and he said ahem again. Then he did a splutter, and had coughs into his hand. Mommy gived him a meanie look and I think Daddy was in trouble.
"I'm contacting Luke," Mommy decided. But her kind of decided was the bossy kind.
Me and Jaina looked at each other. I think we were both scared. Because Uncle Luke gets very much mad if you forget the second rule of Jedis—No using Jedi 'bilities when Uncle Luke is not there!
"Han Solo, I came to tell you that your ship will be in maintenance for a few standard days. I apologize for the delay, but our mechanics found several other pressing problems that must be solved before the ship can be used," the new monster named Mrrov said. "Also, Muuurgh has expressed an interest in exchanging stories with you."
"Okay," Daddy said to Mrrov. "Chewie, put the kids down." Chewie put me and Jaina down so our feet touched to the ground. "Leia, if you can take care of this Luke thing alone, Chewie and me'll go hang out with Muuurgh for a while."
"Go ahead," Mommy said back. "Mrrov, can you tell me where I can find a communications room?"
"Yes, I can," Mrrov said back. " Mruurr! Mruurr, can you take these people to the communications room?" Mruurr was another monster that came over to us. I holded Jaina's hand real tight.
So then Daddy and Mrrov and Chewie went to go see Muuurgh, and Mommy and Jaina and me and Anakin and Mruurr went to go see Uncle Luke.
When we got to the communications room, Mruurr left and Mommy did the stuff you have to do to talk to Uncle Luke when he is not here. That means that she had to make the hologram work. But Mommy is very good at that, and so Uncle Luke sat right in front of us in that room.
"Leia! Hi kids! I thought you would be here by now," said Uncle Luke.
"Well, the hyperdrive broke—" Mommy said.
"Han should get that ship fixed," Uncle Luke decided. It was the bossy kind of deciding.
"No, the twins broke it," Mommy said. She sounded tired. I didn't know why. "And we've been having some difficulty here, we're on Togori, by the way."
"Difficulty? I've heard Togorians are very hospitable if you don't cross them," Uncle Luke said.
"With the twins," Mommy said meanly. Uncle Luke looked at me and Jacen.
"What happened, Jacen?" he asked. I wished that he asked Jaina.
"We got a little forgetful of the second biggest rule of Jedis," I told him, sad.
"Jaina?" Uncle Luke said.
"We pushed the monster down 'cause it was going to gobble us all up," Jaina told him, but she sounded happy.
Anakin, that dumb ol' baby, he started crying. So Mommy had to cuddle him.
"Leia, can I speak to you privately?" Uncle Luke asked.
Mommy said that that was okay, so she made me and Jaina and Anakin go outside. We waited in the hall for a very long time. Anakin was very much wiggly. He wanted to run around. So Jaina said she'd tell him a story.
"Okay, there was this monster, and it liked to eat little boys who were very wiggly, so it heared that there was a wiggly little boy on the planet named Togori. So he runned all the way here without even a ship 'cause he was magic, and he asked all the other monsters on Togori where the boy was, and they said, 'we'll help you find him if we get to eat him too.' So the meanest monster said okay, and they all looked for the wiggly little boy until they found him. Then—Wahmmff!" When she said Wahmmff, Jaina bonked Anakin on the head. He started crying.
"You are such a crybaby," I told him, but he kept on with that dumb crying.
Then Mommy comed out and picked him up. And then she told us to be nicer to Anakin, even though he is a dumb, rotten crybaby. Except that she didn't say the part about dumb, rotten crybaby. I added that in my head.
Then she said something that made me very quiet and thinkful.
She said, "Uncle Luke is coming here. He'll be here tomorrow morning."