By: AznxAngel and Gumiebearz819 (Don't forget to read all of our...GREAT...stories.)
"Jessie can you fix the TV? I'm painting my nails so I can't move!" said an asian girl. "It's doing that staticy thing again. Can't you just buy a new one?" The girl blew on her nails as she struggled to stand up.
"COMING THROUGH!!" Jessie came flying up the stairs with three cups overflowing with lemonade. Just as she was about to come up the last stair she slips on the hard wooden floors spilling the lemonade everywhere.
"Jessie you got it all over the tv! Oh crap you got it on Cassie too! Cassie wake up damnit! You have freaking lemonade all over you!" Cassie stirred from her peaceful sleep as she touched her face. Jessie smiled as she walked over to the television.
"Let's see here. Instead of watching tv let's play the old school nintendo. I have every game. Alright...now which wire is fucked up and keeps sparking?!" Jessie stood tampering the wires as they sparked out of control. "Damnit! Wait...what the hell is that?!" A large machanical robot stood towering above buildings as it shot rains of bullets.
"Hey that's Gundam Wing! Let's watch I love this show!" Monica sat back watching until Jessie taped two of the wrong wires together. In that moment the televistion was engulfed in electriacl shocks.
"Um...I don't think it's supposed to do that." Cassie said as she waved the smoke out of her face. Coughing Monica walked over to the broken hunk of junk. Pushing Jessie aside she squinted her eyes as she tried her best to make out what was on the other side of the tv.
~*~*Gundam World*~*~
"Damnit Heero! Why the hell did you shoot the damned tv?! Are you that lazy as to PICK the remote up and fucking press the button!" Heero just shrugged at Duo's agitating comments.
"What's that Duo?" Quatre asked. On the inside screen of the tv all the boys saw three girls surrounded by smoke.
"Is that a bug or something? Get it out of there!" Wufei said reaching into the broken tv to pull out this "bug". "I think I got it...but it's ...hairy!!!!!"
~*~*~*~*Back home*~*~*~*~
"HOLY SHIT! SOMETHINGS PULLING ON MY HAIR IN THE TV!!!!!!!!!!" Monica shouted at the top of her lungs as fingers reached in tugging strongly on her silky strands.
"Oh my fucking GOD!!! Cassie grab her legs!" Jessie and Cassie grabbed Monica's legs in an attempt to pull her free. They pulled as hard as they could pulling off Monica's socks, they both flew back slamming onto the bed.
~*~*~Gundam World~*~*~
"I got a handful! Help me out here guys!" Wufei shouted tugging fiercly on the hair. All the boys silently took some hair pulling it as hard as possible
~*~*~Room~*~*~
"OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cassie was holding Monica's legs as Jessie clung to Monica's waist.
"We're not giving in without a fight!" Jessie said making fists with her hands, also causing Monica and Cassie to fly through the tv. Jessie frowned grabbing onto Cassie's foot. Pulling with all of her might, Jessie managed to scramble Cassie out of the tv set, but accidentily tripped on the flaming wire and flew into the black box of junk. Cassie stood speechless as everyone disapeared.
"Oh shit"
~*~*~Gundam Wing~*~*~
"JESSIE GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!!!!!" Monica squirmed under Jessie as she sat unkowingly indian style on her back. Rubbing her temples, Monica stuggled to get up tripping on Jessie's foot, she hopped on one foot right into Wufei. The two fell to the floor in a muddle of grunts and groans.
"Um...Monica?"
"WHAT!"
"Who are they?" Monica looked up to see the five pilots looking quizically at them. Expecting to find the answers written on her friend's face she looked at her with her jaw dropped to the floor.
"How are we with the Gundam Pilots?" Monica looked at the boys with the look of a sufferer from a heart attack.
"Hey he's hot!" Jessie screamed pointing to Quatre. "Who the hell cares!" Monica nodded in agreement and sat on the couch. Jessie followed fluffing a pillow or two on her way.
"Get the hell out of my house." Heero said pointed a 24 mm sniper rifle in their faces.
"Oh my fucking~ GOD!" Jessie shot her hands in the air in an attempt to save both of their asses. She nudged Monica's arm whispering, "I think that's our cue to leave"
"Heero put the damn gun down. They're just girls. You're flipping out for no reason!" Quatre said pushing Heero's hand towards the floor. Trowa stepped up taking the gun and putting the safety key on.
"THANK YOU JESUS!" Both girls screamed as they latched onto each other, hugging tightly.
"So...um what are two such charming ladies such as yourselves doing in our brokendown bungalow?" Duo said smiling and winking. He also recieved a nasty blow to the head as Heero took offense to his last comment about his house. Heero stalked to the two girls sitting on the couch to blow their brains out when he stopped because of Quatre's peace making ways.
"All I know is that I wanted my nintendo to work and then with the lemonade, the sparks, the bang, Monica's hair being pulled out of her freaking head, and then the people and OH!" Jessie stammered out clutching her head at an obvious headache.
"There, there" Monica said rubbing the poor girl's back. "Simple minded child." There was utter silence until Monica bellowed out in a loud tone, "WAIT A MINUTE! WHO THE HELL WAS PULLING MY HAIR!?" All the boys except Wufei seemed to find the floor so amazingly interesting as they cast their eyes down. "YOU!" Monica said pointing at Wufei. She had a sadistic look in her eyes as she edged closer to him...and his doom.
"YOU DARE TO TOUCH MY HAIR?!" Wufei sweatdropped and began backing up as Jessie shouted.
"Hey buddy, if you know what's good for you...you'd better run!......Either that or beg for forgiveness...she's got a mean backslap! I have proof!" Jessie tried to roll her sleeve up but somehow managed to tangle the rest of her shirt over her head. Rolling her eyes Monica shook her head.
"Back to buisness. Who told you to fucking tug on my hair like that?!"
"I don't have to answer that you weak onna!" Wufei shouted in her face leaving droplets of spit on her face. Monica shut her eyes closed as it rained down on her.
"Oh buddy you're in for it! I'm gonna rip off your balls and feed them to a leemer!" Jessie screamed pointing her finger at him. Quatre turned his attention to Jessie from her remark. She sunk lower into the couch as he eyed her up and down.
"Oh..." she gurgled.
"Guys maybe we should just forget about the whole thing and just get some rest and figure out a way for them to get back home tomorrow?" Trowa said calmly. Monica dropped her psychotic look and replaced it with a look of pure love as she drooled lightly onto her shirt. Jessie nodded vigorously.
"Do you have a kitchen?" Jessie asked anxiously. The boys nodded. "Good I'm gonna eat their food. Oh shit did I say that out loud? Oh crap...um...I like chick peas" Monica smacked her forehead as her best friend sat there making an ass out of herself.
"And I wonder why people ask my why I'm her friend" Monica asked herself as she chuckled lightly at Jessie's stupidity. Quatre lightly took Jessie's hand guiding her to the kitchen. Jessie turned around to look at Monica giving her a thumbs up. Just as the two disappeared down the hall she heard Jessie ask, "You don't happen to have some mayonaise do you? HELLZ YEA!" Guessing from the response either they have a huge tub of it or they're making out.
"I'm going to bed if you don't mind. Um..anyone of you want to tell me where they are?" Trowa looked at Heero, Heero looked at Wufei and back to Trowa. He shrugged leading her to the rooms on the second floor. Trowa stood waiting at the top of the long stair case as Monica struggled to climb the "great height" she leaned heavily on the banister. She slipped on her cotton socks and rolled down the rest of the 32 steps. THUMP!
"Oh my the fucking God. My whole damned body is numb! I don't think it's supposed to do that." Monica exclaimed as her neck twitched out of control. Jessie walked out of the kitchen with a spoon of mayo in her hand. She ate the rest of her "light" snack and went to help Monica up the stairs. She looped her arm around her shoulder as Trowa took the other side. The trio went up the stairs to have a good nights rest.
"Jessie can you fix the TV? I'm painting my nails so I can't move!" said an asian girl. "It's doing that staticy thing again. Can't you just buy a new one?" The girl blew on her nails as she struggled to stand up.
"COMING THROUGH!!" Jessie came flying up the stairs with three cups overflowing with lemonade. Just as she was about to come up the last stair she slips on the hard wooden floors spilling the lemonade everywhere.
"Jessie you got it all over the tv! Oh crap you got it on Cassie too! Cassie wake up damnit! You have freaking lemonade all over you!" Cassie stirred from her peaceful sleep as she touched her face. Jessie smiled as she walked over to the television.
"Let's see here. Instead of watching tv let's play the old school nintendo. I have every game. Alright...now which wire is fucked up and keeps sparking?!" Jessie stood tampering the wires as they sparked out of control. "Damnit! Wait...what the hell is that?!" A large machanical robot stood towering above buildings as it shot rains of bullets.
"Hey that's Gundam Wing! Let's watch I love this show!" Monica sat back watching until Jessie taped two of the wrong wires together. In that moment the televistion was engulfed in electriacl shocks.
"Um...I don't think it's supposed to do that." Cassie said as she waved the smoke out of her face. Coughing Monica walked over to the broken hunk of junk. Pushing Jessie aside she squinted her eyes as she tried her best to make out what was on the other side of the tv.
~*~*Gundam World*~*~
"Damnit Heero! Why the hell did you shoot the damned tv?! Are you that lazy as to PICK the remote up and fucking press the button!" Heero just shrugged at Duo's agitating comments.
"What's that Duo?" Quatre asked. On the inside screen of the tv all the boys saw three girls surrounded by smoke.
"Is that a bug or something? Get it out of there!" Wufei said reaching into the broken tv to pull out this "bug". "I think I got it...but it's ...hairy!!!!!"
~*~*~*~*Back home*~*~*~*~
"HOLY SHIT! SOMETHINGS PULLING ON MY HAIR IN THE TV!!!!!!!!!!" Monica shouted at the top of her lungs as fingers reached in tugging strongly on her silky strands.
"Oh my fucking GOD!!! Cassie grab her legs!" Jessie and Cassie grabbed Monica's legs in an attempt to pull her free. They pulled as hard as they could pulling off Monica's socks, they both flew back slamming onto the bed.
~*~*~Gundam World~*~*~
"I got a handful! Help me out here guys!" Wufei shouted tugging fiercly on the hair. All the boys silently took some hair pulling it as hard as possible
~*~*~Room~*~*~
"OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!" Cassie was holding Monica's legs as Jessie clung to Monica's waist.
"We're not giving in without a fight!" Jessie said making fists with her hands, also causing Monica and Cassie to fly through the tv. Jessie frowned grabbing onto Cassie's foot. Pulling with all of her might, Jessie managed to scramble Cassie out of the tv set, but accidentily tripped on the flaming wire and flew into the black box of junk. Cassie stood speechless as everyone disapeared.
"Oh shit"
~*~*~Gundam Wing~*~*~
"JESSIE GET THE HELL OFF ME!!!!!!!" Monica squirmed under Jessie as she sat unkowingly indian style on her back. Rubbing her temples, Monica stuggled to get up tripping on Jessie's foot, she hopped on one foot right into Wufei. The two fell to the floor in a muddle of grunts and groans.
"Um...Monica?"
"WHAT!"
"Who are they?" Monica looked up to see the five pilots looking quizically at them. Expecting to find the answers written on her friend's face she looked at her with her jaw dropped to the floor.
"How are we with the Gundam Pilots?" Monica looked at the boys with the look of a sufferer from a heart attack.
"Hey he's hot!" Jessie screamed pointing to Quatre. "Who the hell cares!" Monica nodded in agreement and sat on the couch. Jessie followed fluffing a pillow or two on her way.
"Get the hell out of my house." Heero said pointed a 24 mm sniper rifle in their faces.
"Oh my fucking~ GOD!" Jessie shot her hands in the air in an attempt to save both of their asses. She nudged Monica's arm whispering, "I think that's our cue to leave"
"Heero put the damn gun down. They're just girls. You're flipping out for no reason!" Quatre said pushing Heero's hand towards the floor. Trowa stepped up taking the gun and putting the safety key on.
"THANK YOU JESUS!" Both girls screamed as they latched onto each other, hugging tightly.
"So...um what are two such charming ladies such as yourselves doing in our brokendown bungalow?" Duo said smiling and winking. He also recieved a nasty blow to the head as Heero took offense to his last comment about his house. Heero stalked to the two girls sitting on the couch to blow their brains out when he stopped because of Quatre's peace making ways.
"All I know is that I wanted my nintendo to work and then with the lemonade, the sparks, the bang, Monica's hair being pulled out of her freaking head, and then the people and OH!" Jessie stammered out clutching her head at an obvious headache.
"There, there" Monica said rubbing the poor girl's back. "Simple minded child." There was utter silence until Monica bellowed out in a loud tone, "WAIT A MINUTE! WHO THE HELL WAS PULLING MY HAIR!?" All the boys except Wufei seemed to find the floor so amazingly interesting as they cast their eyes down. "YOU!" Monica said pointing at Wufei. She had a sadistic look in her eyes as she edged closer to him...and his doom.
"YOU DARE TO TOUCH MY HAIR?!" Wufei sweatdropped and began backing up as Jessie shouted.
"Hey buddy, if you know what's good for you...you'd better run!......Either that or beg for forgiveness...she's got a mean backslap! I have proof!" Jessie tried to roll her sleeve up but somehow managed to tangle the rest of her shirt over her head. Rolling her eyes Monica shook her head.
"Back to buisness. Who told you to fucking tug on my hair like that?!"
"I don't have to answer that you weak onna!" Wufei shouted in her face leaving droplets of spit on her face. Monica shut her eyes closed as it rained down on her.
"Oh buddy you're in for it! I'm gonna rip off your balls and feed them to a leemer!" Jessie screamed pointing her finger at him. Quatre turned his attention to Jessie from her remark. She sunk lower into the couch as he eyed her up and down.
"Oh..." she gurgled.
"Guys maybe we should just forget about the whole thing and just get some rest and figure out a way for them to get back home tomorrow?" Trowa said calmly. Monica dropped her psychotic look and replaced it with a look of pure love as she drooled lightly onto her shirt. Jessie nodded vigorously.
"Do you have a kitchen?" Jessie asked anxiously. The boys nodded. "Good I'm gonna eat their food. Oh shit did I say that out loud? Oh crap...um...I like chick peas" Monica smacked her forehead as her best friend sat there making an ass out of herself.
"And I wonder why people ask my why I'm her friend" Monica asked herself as she chuckled lightly at Jessie's stupidity. Quatre lightly took Jessie's hand guiding her to the kitchen. Jessie turned around to look at Monica giving her a thumbs up. Just as the two disappeared down the hall she heard Jessie ask, "You don't happen to have some mayonaise do you? HELLZ YEA!" Guessing from the response either they have a huge tub of it or they're making out.
"I'm going to bed if you don't mind. Um..anyone of you want to tell me where they are?" Trowa looked at Heero, Heero looked at Wufei and back to Trowa. He shrugged leading her to the rooms on the second floor. Trowa stood waiting at the top of the long stair case as Monica struggled to climb the "great height" she leaned heavily on the banister. She slipped on her cotton socks and rolled down the rest of the 32 steps. THUMP!
"Oh my the fucking God. My whole damned body is numb! I don't think it's supposed to do that." Monica exclaimed as her neck twitched out of control. Jessie walked out of the kitchen with a spoon of mayo in her hand. She ate the rest of her "light" snack and went to help Monica up the stairs. She looped her arm around her shoulder as Trowa took the other side. The trio went up the stairs to have a good nights rest.