Just Visiting
The sun just began to leak through the cream colored curtains, illuminating the two girls in their own respective rooms. Monica tossed around, kicking the blankets off her bed. She woke up startled searching frantically for Jessie. She stepped out of the fluffy covers and opened the door to the hallway. Monica walked to the next room, tapping lightly on the door as she entered. She reached out to wake Jessie up but she thought of something.."genious". She rubbed her hands together smiling like an idiot as she prepared to leap on the unsuspecting retard.
"TALLY HO!" Monica leaped high into the air before landing on Jessie cracking most of her joints. She laughed with much fervor as her friend screamed at the top of her God given lungs.
"HOLY JESUS!" she said as she sat up. She searched around the room looking for her asaliant and found her rolling on the floor in a fit of giggles. She frowned devising a master plan in her head to get her revenge.
"Hey don't you think that since we crashed here we should do something?" Monica said in a moment of seriousness.
"If it involves any form of movement or exercise count me out! Why move when you can just sit here on your lazy ass and have fun?"
"You have a point there. But seriously let's try making them breakfast! You know you want my pancakes....WITH SPRINKLES!" Jessie's eyes lit up with joy as the sentence ended. She gleefully clapped her hands as she began to drool.
"LET'S GO!" she screamed spraying spit everywhere.
The two girls went down the flight of stairs carefully as Monica's fear greatened at the thought the events of the night before. Jessie just laughed and walked into the kitchen in a hurry. The girls looked around gathering as much ingredients as they could. Both girls agreed the safest thing to do was to leave easy jobs to the clumsier of the two. Jessie would make toast and fried eggs while Monica would tackle the job of bacon and pancakes. The girls smiled as they prepared to get messy.
~*~*~*~*~30 Minutes later*~*~*~*~*~
"Jessie can you go wake the guys up?" Monica asked licking her finger. Jessie nodded as she pulled a large pot out of the cupboard. She then pulled open a draw, picking up a wooden sauce spoon.
"What are you doing?" Monica yelled.
"WAKING THE GUYS UP THAT"S WHAT!" She climbed up the stairs as she sat her ass on the carpeted floor. Jessie set the pot on the floor while she cracked her knuckles. She cleared her throat, drew in a deep breath and began to smash the pot with her spoon. She opened her mouth to scream, "HEY!!!!! Wake up wake up wake up~!" Jessie kept banging on the pot for a good five minutes before she heard stirring and the creak of a door opening. She smiled thining her plan had worked well until she was met with the famous Heero Yuy death glare, gun and a katana. "OH shit" She dropped the spoon, flipped the pot on her head and ran/rolled down the stairs.
Monica was startled as she heard gun shots, shouts, and death threats all at the same time. She shook her head trying to ignore them until she found Jessie at the bottom of the stair case with bruises all over.
"What the hell just happened?!" She screamed.
"I don't know! Wake up and then doors and and...GUN!" Jessie shook violently as she began to whine and cry like a baby.
"What the hell is that!" Monica said pointing to an indent in her pot-hat.
"The bullet! It bounced right the fuck off! What the hell is this thing made of!" Jessie examined the battered pot.
"What ever it is, it saved your life." Jessie just nodded as she looked down with glazed eyes. "And I think our lives are in danger once again...." Jessie looked up and srcreeched as Heero followed by Wufei jumped down swinging their guns and swords around like psychos.
"Who the hell banged the pot?!" Heero shouted. Jessie threw the pot to Monica who by mistake grabbed onto it. She then threw the spoon and pointed to Monica.
"BITCH!" Monica screamed. Heero points his gun at her chasing her up the stairs. Wufei looked at Jessie with a careful eye as she sighed holding her wild heart. She looked up for a moment and then looked down....she realized he was staring and shot her eyes back to him.
"Oh fuck..." She followed after Monica as Wufei shouted his battle cries. "DON"T KILL ME!!!!!!! I DIDN"T EAT YET!" Jessie turned around the next hallway opening the first door in sight. She leaned heavily on it as she fought to drink in air.
"Um...Good Morning?" Jessie turned to see Quatre scratching his head on the bed. She smiled so hard that her mouth began to twitch. All she could do was wave as she inched towards the bed. "What's all the racket?" Quatre asked as he pulled a t-shirt over his bare body.
'Oh man' Jessie thought 'I wouldn't have minded'. She shook her head at the loss. "OH I woke Heero and Wufei. They seemed um..PISSED to say the least. They don't wake up at this time of day I am just guessing?" Quatre laughed full heartedily. Jessie thought that she had missed something and began to laugh obnoxiously with him. He stopped as she continued to laugh about nothing. She finally realized that he wasn't laughing and stopped immediately.
"Heh heh...well oh yea! Hide me! They might come at any...." Just as she was about to finish her sentence the door was kicked down slamming Jessie down with it. Quatre winced as he heard a sickening sound of bones cracking. Monica ran in the room stepping on the door. She jumped on top of the bed while she picked up a lamp ready to launch it at Heero. He just glared and shot a round of bullets at the lamp. She stood there holding a measly shard of porcline as the rest fell apart. She then jumped off hiding behind Quatre.
"Where's Jessie?!" Just then she heard a faint moan from under the door. "GET OFF THE DOOR WUFEI!" Monica knelt as she pushed the door off of Jessie's broken frame. "Oh my dear Lord!" She found Jessie compressed into the carpet. "Poor thing!" She moaned again in response. Monica pulled Jessie up into sitting position letting her lean on her shoulder. Monica then was engulfed by rage. She stood up letting Jessie hit the floor for a second time.
"WHO DID THIS! YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC FUCK ARE YOU?!" She said pointing an accusing finger at Wufei. By this time Heero had actually felt afraid and put his gun back into his holster. He cleared his throat as he imagined the many ways Wufei would pay. Monica glared at him while taking Jessie's arm and dragging her into the hallway. She pulled her to their rooms and left her on the floor to get up. Quatre followed into Jessie's room.
"Hun you have to do the rest" Monica said stepping back. Quatre shrugged and picked Jessie up placing her on the bed. Her once white covers had been tainted pink.
"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH~ I'm hurtin' pretty bad. OH SHIT! Look at my fucking clothes!" She looked down at herself. Her pant leg was missing on the right side, her shirt sleeve was missing with the rest covered in butter, blood and gundpowder. She shook her head. "This is no fun. NO fun at all. It's all fun and VERY DANGEROUS games until someone dies. I think I need a change of clothes." Monica nodded in agreement. Jessie looked up at Quatre batting her eyes. "I need clothes...you can provide them...get my drift?" Jessie batted her lashes again. Quatre shrugged "Why not" Monica rolled her eyes..."What a fucking way to ask."
~*~5 Minutes Later*~
"Are you sure you can handle shopping after that kind of beat up?" Jessie shut the car door and rolled the window down. She smiled as she said, "Hun I'm ready any time!"
Heero had remembered to wax his brand new car. He stepped outside to see Monica in the drivers seat and Jessie in the passenger's. Heero's eyes bulged out as the two girls sat in his new BMW Z3 convertible. His blood began to boil as Monica tampered with the radio pumping the sound to it's limit.
"MY CAR!!!!!"Heero screamed as he made a mad dash to the car. Monica laughed as he was half way across the yard and drove full speed to the mall with the Avis computer on.
~*~*~10 mins later*~*~
The girls spent all the cash Quatre gave them. The two had split the $500 even. They sat in the food court with their meals, watching the people move in a hurry.
"So Jessie, I see you have a little thing for Quatre!" Jessie blushed crimson all the way to her ears. Monica burst out laughing spitting food here and there. Jessie nodded "You could say that"
"Ok so let me rephrase that....You have a CRUSH on Quatre."
"What the fuck? That's the same thing you just asked me except now I feel like we're in fucking second grade!" Monica shrugged putting more pizza in her mouth.
"Well...well...at least I don't have a thing for HEERO!" Monica chocked on her food. Jessie laughed and pointed her finger at Monica. "YOU DO LIKE HIM!"
"NO I DON"T! He's a fucking psycho!"
"You like~him, you LOVE~ him, you KNOW~it!" Monica scrunched her brow as she made a face at her best friend.
"Ok enough I'm not hungry anymore...let's go home"
~*~*~In the driveway~*~*~
"That was fun" Jessie said hauling the thirty something bags she had managed to grab. Monica nodded taking her bags too. The girls inched towards the front door when they noticed new cars in the driveway. The two girls looked at the house and ran to the door. When they opened the door they heard soemthing very strange.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" The grils cringed at the annoying voice and turned to the left, where the source of the racket was. Then they heard something else.
"QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATREEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The two girls swung their heads to the right. Then they looked at each other. The two knew what they were in for.
"Time to RUMBLE!!"
Authroresses: DID YOU ENJOY IT? DID YOU?! IF so please review. NO FLAMING! Be gentle damnit!
The sun just began to leak through the cream colored curtains, illuminating the two girls in their own respective rooms. Monica tossed around, kicking the blankets off her bed. She woke up startled searching frantically for Jessie. She stepped out of the fluffy covers and opened the door to the hallway. Monica walked to the next room, tapping lightly on the door as she entered. She reached out to wake Jessie up but she thought of something.."genious". She rubbed her hands together smiling like an idiot as she prepared to leap on the unsuspecting retard.
"TALLY HO!" Monica leaped high into the air before landing on Jessie cracking most of her joints. She laughed with much fervor as her friend screamed at the top of her God given lungs.
"HOLY JESUS!" she said as she sat up. She searched around the room looking for her asaliant and found her rolling on the floor in a fit of giggles. She frowned devising a master plan in her head to get her revenge.
"Hey don't you think that since we crashed here we should do something?" Monica said in a moment of seriousness.
"If it involves any form of movement or exercise count me out! Why move when you can just sit here on your lazy ass and have fun?"
"You have a point there. But seriously let's try making them breakfast! You know you want my pancakes....WITH SPRINKLES!" Jessie's eyes lit up with joy as the sentence ended. She gleefully clapped her hands as she began to drool.
"LET'S GO!" she screamed spraying spit everywhere.
The two girls went down the flight of stairs carefully as Monica's fear greatened at the thought the events of the night before. Jessie just laughed and walked into the kitchen in a hurry. The girls looked around gathering as much ingredients as they could. Both girls agreed the safest thing to do was to leave easy jobs to the clumsier of the two. Jessie would make toast and fried eggs while Monica would tackle the job of bacon and pancakes. The girls smiled as they prepared to get messy.
~*~*~*~*~30 Minutes later*~*~*~*~*~
"Jessie can you go wake the guys up?" Monica asked licking her finger. Jessie nodded as she pulled a large pot out of the cupboard. She then pulled open a draw, picking up a wooden sauce spoon.
"What are you doing?" Monica yelled.
"WAKING THE GUYS UP THAT"S WHAT!" She climbed up the stairs as she sat her ass on the carpeted floor. Jessie set the pot on the floor while she cracked her knuckles. She cleared her throat, drew in a deep breath and began to smash the pot with her spoon. She opened her mouth to scream, "HEY!!!!! Wake up wake up wake up~!" Jessie kept banging on the pot for a good five minutes before she heard stirring and the creak of a door opening. She smiled thining her plan had worked well until she was met with the famous Heero Yuy death glare, gun and a katana. "OH shit" She dropped the spoon, flipped the pot on her head and ran/rolled down the stairs.
Monica was startled as she heard gun shots, shouts, and death threats all at the same time. She shook her head trying to ignore them until she found Jessie at the bottom of the stair case with bruises all over.
"What the hell just happened?!" She screamed.
"I don't know! Wake up and then doors and and...GUN!" Jessie shook violently as she began to whine and cry like a baby.
"What the hell is that!" Monica said pointing to an indent in her pot-hat.
"The bullet! It bounced right the fuck off! What the hell is this thing made of!" Jessie examined the battered pot.
"What ever it is, it saved your life." Jessie just nodded as she looked down with glazed eyes. "And I think our lives are in danger once again...." Jessie looked up and srcreeched as Heero followed by Wufei jumped down swinging their guns and swords around like psychos.
"Who the hell banged the pot?!" Heero shouted. Jessie threw the pot to Monica who by mistake grabbed onto it. She then threw the spoon and pointed to Monica.
"BITCH!" Monica screamed. Heero points his gun at her chasing her up the stairs. Wufei looked at Jessie with a careful eye as she sighed holding her wild heart. She looked up for a moment and then looked down....she realized he was staring and shot her eyes back to him.
"Oh fuck..." She followed after Monica as Wufei shouted his battle cries. "DON"T KILL ME!!!!!!! I DIDN"T EAT YET!" Jessie turned around the next hallway opening the first door in sight. She leaned heavily on it as she fought to drink in air.
"Um...Good Morning?" Jessie turned to see Quatre scratching his head on the bed. She smiled so hard that her mouth began to twitch. All she could do was wave as she inched towards the bed. "What's all the racket?" Quatre asked as he pulled a t-shirt over his bare body.
'Oh man' Jessie thought 'I wouldn't have minded'. She shook her head at the loss. "OH I woke Heero and Wufei. They seemed um..PISSED to say the least. They don't wake up at this time of day I am just guessing?" Quatre laughed full heartedily. Jessie thought that she had missed something and began to laugh obnoxiously with him. He stopped as she continued to laugh about nothing. She finally realized that he wasn't laughing and stopped immediately.
"Heh heh...well oh yea! Hide me! They might come at any...." Just as she was about to finish her sentence the door was kicked down slamming Jessie down with it. Quatre winced as he heard a sickening sound of bones cracking. Monica ran in the room stepping on the door. She jumped on top of the bed while she picked up a lamp ready to launch it at Heero. He just glared and shot a round of bullets at the lamp. She stood there holding a measly shard of porcline as the rest fell apart. She then jumped off hiding behind Quatre.
"Where's Jessie?!" Just then she heard a faint moan from under the door. "GET OFF THE DOOR WUFEI!" Monica knelt as she pushed the door off of Jessie's broken frame. "Oh my dear Lord!" She found Jessie compressed into the carpet. "Poor thing!" She moaned again in response. Monica pulled Jessie up into sitting position letting her lean on her shoulder. Monica then was engulfed by rage. She stood up letting Jessie hit the floor for a second time.
"WHO DID THIS! YOU SON OF A BITCH! WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC FUCK ARE YOU?!" She said pointing an accusing finger at Wufei. By this time Heero had actually felt afraid and put his gun back into his holster. He cleared his throat as he imagined the many ways Wufei would pay. Monica glared at him while taking Jessie's arm and dragging her into the hallway. She pulled her to their rooms and left her on the floor to get up. Quatre followed into Jessie's room.
"Hun you have to do the rest" Monica said stepping back. Quatre shrugged and picked Jessie up placing her on the bed. Her once white covers had been tainted pink.
"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH~ I'm hurtin' pretty bad. OH SHIT! Look at my fucking clothes!" She looked down at herself. Her pant leg was missing on the right side, her shirt sleeve was missing with the rest covered in butter, blood and gundpowder. She shook her head. "This is no fun. NO fun at all. It's all fun and VERY DANGEROUS games until someone dies. I think I need a change of clothes." Monica nodded in agreement. Jessie looked up at Quatre batting her eyes. "I need clothes...you can provide them...get my drift?" Jessie batted her lashes again. Quatre shrugged "Why not" Monica rolled her eyes..."What a fucking way to ask."
~*~5 Minutes Later*~
"Are you sure you can handle shopping after that kind of beat up?" Jessie shut the car door and rolled the window down. She smiled as she said, "Hun I'm ready any time!"
Heero had remembered to wax his brand new car. He stepped outside to see Monica in the drivers seat and Jessie in the passenger's. Heero's eyes bulged out as the two girls sat in his new BMW Z3 convertible. His blood began to boil as Monica tampered with the radio pumping the sound to it's limit.
"MY CAR!!!!!"Heero screamed as he made a mad dash to the car. Monica laughed as he was half way across the yard and drove full speed to the mall with the Avis computer on.
~*~*~10 mins later*~*~
The girls spent all the cash Quatre gave them. The two had split the $500 even. They sat in the food court with their meals, watching the people move in a hurry.
"So Jessie, I see you have a little thing for Quatre!" Jessie blushed crimson all the way to her ears. Monica burst out laughing spitting food here and there. Jessie nodded "You could say that"
"Ok so let me rephrase that....You have a CRUSH on Quatre."
"What the fuck? That's the same thing you just asked me except now I feel like we're in fucking second grade!" Monica shrugged putting more pizza in her mouth.
"Well...well...at least I don't have a thing for HEERO!" Monica chocked on her food. Jessie laughed and pointed her finger at Monica. "YOU DO LIKE HIM!"
"NO I DON"T! He's a fucking psycho!"
"You like~him, you LOVE~ him, you KNOW~it!" Monica scrunched her brow as she made a face at her best friend.
"Ok enough I'm not hungry anymore...let's go home"
~*~*~In the driveway~*~*~
"That was fun" Jessie said hauling the thirty something bags she had managed to grab. Monica nodded taking her bags too. The girls inched towards the front door when they noticed new cars in the driveway. The two girls looked at the house and ran to the door. When they opened the door they heard soemthing very strange.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" The grils cringed at the annoying voice and turned to the left, where the source of the racket was. Then they heard something else.
"QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATREEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The two girls swung their heads to the right. Then they looked at each other. The two knew what they were in for.
"Time to RUMBLE!!"
Authroresses: DID YOU ENJOY IT? DID YOU?! IF so please review. NO FLAMING! Be gentle damnit!