A:N/ Sorry about this...um...chapter 2 had gotten cut off for some odd reason. This will make up for the people who have been waiting so patiently. Thanx! ~ Jess and Mon
Just Visiting
"Who the hell are they!" Monica shouted. Trowa walked into the room watching the two girls fume. "That's Dorothy and Relena."
"GIRLS?!" Jessie screamed. "Bitches are dead!" Monica raced up the stairs and Jessie ran into another hallway. Jessie could hear scuffling in one of the guest rooms. She slowly put her ear against the oak door and waited quietly.
"Quatre, I love you! Marry me and when my daddy dies I inherit all of his land. Think of what we can make out of our two companies joined! Billions of dollars!" Jessie heard someone struggle.
"Dorothy please get off of me!" That was it. Strike 3! Jessie cursed under her breath before she rammed the door down with all her might. She looked around as she did she spotted a lemon blonde bitch with strange eyebrows. She made the most evil and scary looking face she could and lunged at Dorothy.
"HOLY SHIT! THIS GIRL IS DERANGED!" Dorothy shouted as she was pinned to the ground. Jessie scratched at her eyes and began to throw aimless punches everywhere. Dorothy reached for the lamp when Quatre picked it up for her. Dorothy smiled, "Thank you Quatre..I knew you'd help me!" Quatre smiled sweetly as he dropped the glass lamp right on her head. Jessie cringed at the blood and noise it made as the glass shattered on the idiot's head.
"That was...well...interesting. WHO THE FUCK WAS SHE?!" Jessie said wipping the blood off of her face. Quatre shrugged and helped her up. Jessie smiled but suddenly was alarmed when she heard a high pitched scream from upstairs. "That was too high pitched to be Monica's scream...well I think she's busting up on that Relena chic's ass! HEHEHEHEHE" Quatre raised an eyebrow as his intrest in the fight grew.
Monica shouted her korean war cries and lunged at Relena. Heero looked at Monica with unwavering eyes as she began to punch mercilessly at Relena's gut. She groaned in pain as Monica hit harder as she saw that she was trying to get away.
"I'M A DIPLOMAT! AN AMBASSADOR FOR 35 COLONIES! I WAS QUEEN OF THE WORLD AT ONE POINT!" Relena screamed.
"I don't give a shit if your the bloody POPE! NO ONE TOUCHES MY....my.....*whispers*my...yea....JUST GET THE HELL OUT! LEAVE!" Relena gave a confused look and stood up to leave when she toppled over onto Heero. Monica began to crack her neck signaling a second round of rumbling. Heero smirked as he gave Relena a hand.
"Thank you Heero...I knew someone was civilized in this room" Relena said as she glared at Monica. Monica looked as though she was going to errupt with cruel and unusual ways to make Relena cry in pain. She then frowned as she saw Heero holding Relena. Heero gave a small smile as he picked Relena off her feet. Monica's mouth dropped open but quickly shut as she saw Heero throw Relena out the open window on the 4th floor. Heero brushed his hands off as if he had touched something dirty. Monica laughed as Jessie just walked in with Quatre.
"Well why don't we call it a night and go out for some dinner? My treat" Quatre smiled sweetly. Jessie inched closer to Monica as she whispered.
"Damn straight he should treat us...he's got all the bling bling," Monica smiled wider as she saw her friend shake her arms in mid air.
"You ok there?" Jessie made an "o" with her mouth as she turned her body to her left where Quatre was standing. She made some lame excuse about a bug to cover up. Monica rolled her eyes.
"That's why I love ya."
"Well Heero are you coming out with us?" Heero looked grim as the idea was introduced to him. Monica gave him a pleading look.
"Will you excuse me and Heero for a moment Jessie and Quatre dear?" Jessie jumped at the "dear" part but let it slide just that time. Monica pulled Heero to the side of the room.
"Ok...I doubt that it would be fair to leave me with those two love doves with me sitting in the middle listening to them flirt the whole night. Now I got that Relena Hoe off your back now you do me a favor you got it?" Heero thought it for a moment before he answered, "Fine. It's only fair. A favor for a favor." Monica smiled triumphantly as Jessie gave her the thumbs up.
"Be ready in 30 minutes girls." Jessie and Monica looked at each other for a brief moment before they dashed up the stairs to see what they could whip up.
Jessie took all the shopping bags and flipped them over. She rummaged through her piles and split them into pants and shirts. She found a nice pair of black capris and a red Cache tank top. She emitted a loud cry of triumph as she looked at herself in the mirror. Jessie ran down the hallway to see how Monica was doing. When she entered through the door Monica was wearing flared denim jeans with a tie string sleeveless turtle neck in grey. Monica greeted Jessie.
"You look sooo~ good!" Jessie did a little I know I know look and waved her hand.
"Don't start drooling now!" Monica linked arms with Jessie and they headed downstairs to greet their "dates" (we authoresses like that term *cough*). The guys were lounging around in the library wearing more casual attires. Quatre was browsing around in a pair of light colored khaki jeans with a white t-shirt and a blue throw-over. Jessie's jaw dropped open as he russled his perfect blonde hair. Jessie soon leaned heavily on Monica as she was running out of breath. Monica rolled her eyes until she caught a glance of Heero. Heero was wearing stonewashed jeans with a wife-beater and a green button-up. Jessie's bubble burst as she heard a loud thud with a shatter. Jessie turned to see Monica brushing the porceline off of her shirt.
"What the hell happened to you?" Heero asked giving her a funny look.
"I was distracted by the..." Monica took a glance at his open shirt, "the....the.....the....*drool*"
"THE MOON! ISN"T IT BEAUTIFUL!?" Jessie said sliding in front of Heero trying to save Monica's ass. Quatre gave her a smile and Jessie sighed.
"You girls ready?" Quatre asked sweetly. Jessie nodded eagerly.
"We have been ready our whole lives...I MEAN! forever....hehe...." Monica laughed. She turned to Jessie who smacked her forehead at Monica's stupidity.
Jessie slickly looped arms with Quatre as she turned to Monica to recieve an evil glare which was returned by a thumbs up. Monica looked to Heero who led the way to the garage.
"So Quatre where are we going?" Monica asked. Quatre made a confused look and shrugged.
"Where do you girls want to go?" He said turning to Jessie.
"MCDONALDS!" They screamed in unison. Heero smacked Monica's back to make her shut up...which made her fly straight into Jessie who was doing her victory dance. She ran in circles and they both knocked into the bikes. They stood up and straightened their hair out. Quatre looked at Heero evily glaring at him. Jessie decided that it was the perfect time to stick up for her friend.
"You sick fuck~oooooh! GOTTA GO!" She screamed he whipped out a 9mm smack between her eyes. He clicked his safety off and was about to shoot her when Quatre pulled her back.
"You are such a SHIT disturber!" Monica said slapping him in the face. "Ok...I admit it...I do smack Jessie around sometimes...but I DON"T STICK A GUN IN HER FACE! NO ONE! And I mean NO one threatens to kill her!" Jessie made a fist in the air as her friend made her speech. Heero lifted his hand to his cheek where he had been hit. He looked at Monica and felt some guilt when he saw that her plam was bleeding while a cut formed on Jessie's forehead. Afterwards, Quatre appologiexed on Heero's behalf and led the girls to the car to go get dinner.
They arrived at the Cressent Moon Cafe and as they were seated Jessie couldn't help but notice the crutons that were placed in the middle of the table. Everyone ordered their food and now sat sipping red wine while Jessie was happy with her Sherly Temple.
"So," Quatre started as he made conversation, "what do you guys do as hobbies?"
"Well I play chess, built a rocket fit for outer space explorations and on my spare time I found the cure to cancer!" Jessie said smiling. Monica looked at her crazy friend and rolled her eyes as she just bullshited every possible thing imaginable.
"Really? You found a cure for cancer too?" Jessie looked confused, "I did too! What's your research groups name?" Jessie couldn't help but look at the brown turd like crutons.
"The...um...d....the ....DINGLEBERRIES!" Quatre gave a funny look at his "date" as she gulped the whole glass of Sherley Temple down.
"Oh, well I don't do much. I just dtaw all the time and listen to music....nothing as important as the things JESSIE* does...cause you know...she is a founder for a cure to a deadly disease." Jessie slumped in her chairs as she felt guilty.
"But, you draw very well so....yea....."
Everyone quickly finished their meals with nothing said. They were quickly bored of the way too expensive cafe and decided to go out for a spin.
A/N: Hey guys...this is Jessie and Monica speaking! Well we the authoresses haven't done our duty of updating quickly but to hell with it. We'll make up for it by making you shit in your pants next chapter!
Love always
~*The Crust Munchers*~
Just Visiting
"Who the hell are they!" Monica shouted. Trowa walked into the room watching the two girls fume. "That's Dorothy and Relena."
"GIRLS?!" Jessie screamed. "Bitches are dead!" Monica raced up the stairs and Jessie ran into another hallway. Jessie could hear scuffling in one of the guest rooms. She slowly put her ear against the oak door and waited quietly.
"Quatre, I love you! Marry me and when my daddy dies I inherit all of his land. Think of what we can make out of our two companies joined! Billions of dollars!" Jessie heard someone struggle.
"Dorothy please get off of me!" That was it. Strike 3! Jessie cursed under her breath before she rammed the door down with all her might. She looked around as she did she spotted a lemon blonde bitch with strange eyebrows. She made the most evil and scary looking face she could and lunged at Dorothy.
"HOLY SHIT! THIS GIRL IS DERANGED!" Dorothy shouted as she was pinned to the ground. Jessie scratched at her eyes and began to throw aimless punches everywhere. Dorothy reached for the lamp when Quatre picked it up for her. Dorothy smiled, "Thank you Quatre..I knew you'd help me!" Quatre smiled sweetly as he dropped the glass lamp right on her head. Jessie cringed at the blood and noise it made as the glass shattered on the idiot's head.
"That was...well...interesting. WHO THE FUCK WAS SHE?!" Jessie said wipping the blood off of her face. Quatre shrugged and helped her up. Jessie smiled but suddenly was alarmed when she heard a high pitched scream from upstairs. "That was too high pitched to be Monica's scream...well I think she's busting up on that Relena chic's ass! HEHEHEHEHE" Quatre raised an eyebrow as his intrest in the fight grew.
Monica shouted her korean war cries and lunged at Relena. Heero looked at Monica with unwavering eyes as she began to punch mercilessly at Relena's gut. She groaned in pain as Monica hit harder as she saw that she was trying to get away.
"I'M A DIPLOMAT! AN AMBASSADOR FOR 35 COLONIES! I WAS QUEEN OF THE WORLD AT ONE POINT!" Relena screamed.
"I don't give a shit if your the bloody POPE! NO ONE TOUCHES MY....my.....*whispers*my...yea....JUST GET THE HELL OUT! LEAVE!" Relena gave a confused look and stood up to leave when she toppled over onto Heero. Monica began to crack her neck signaling a second round of rumbling. Heero smirked as he gave Relena a hand.
"Thank you Heero...I knew someone was civilized in this room" Relena said as she glared at Monica. Monica looked as though she was going to errupt with cruel and unusual ways to make Relena cry in pain. She then frowned as she saw Heero holding Relena. Heero gave a small smile as he picked Relena off her feet. Monica's mouth dropped open but quickly shut as she saw Heero throw Relena out the open window on the 4th floor. Heero brushed his hands off as if he had touched something dirty. Monica laughed as Jessie just walked in with Quatre.
"Well why don't we call it a night and go out for some dinner? My treat" Quatre smiled sweetly. Jessie inched closer to Monica as she whispered.
"Damn straight he should treat us...he's got all the bling bling," Monica smiled wider as she saw her friend shake her arms in mid air.
"You ok there?" Jessie made an "o" with her mouth as she turned her body to her left where Quatre was standing. She made some lame excuse about a bug to cover up. Monica rolled her eyes.
"That's why I love ya."
"Well Heero are you coming out with us?" Heero looked grim as the idea was introduced to him. Monica gave him a pleading look.
"Will you excuse me and Heero for a moment Jessie and Quatre dear?" Jessie jumped at the "dear" part but let it slide just that time. Monica pulled Heero to the side of the room.
"Ok...I doubt that it would be fair to leave me with those two love doves with me sitting in the middle listening to them flirt the whole night. Now I got that Relena Hoe off your back now you do me a favor you got it?" Heero thought it for a moment before he answered, "Fine. It's only fair. A favor for a favor." Monica smiled triumphantly as Jessie gave her the thumbs up.
"Be ready in 30 minutes girls." Jessie and Monica looked at each other for a brief moment before they dashed up the stairs to see what they could whip up.
Jessie took all the shopping bags and flipped them over. She rummaged through her piles and split them into pants and shirts. She found a nice pair of black capris and a red Cache tank top. She emitted a loud cry of triumph as she looked at herself in the mirror. Jessie ran down the hallway to see how Monica was doing. When she entered through the door Monica was wearing flared denim jeans with a tie string sleeveless turtle neck in grey. Monica greeted Jessie.
"You look sooo~ good!" Jessie did a little I know I know look and waved her hand.
"Don't start drooling now!" Monica linked arms with Jessie and they headed downstairs to greet their "dates" (we authoresses like that term *cough*). The guys were lounging around in the library wearing more casual attires. Quatre was browsing around in a pair of light colored khaki jeans with a white t-shirt and a blue throw-over. Jessie's jaw dropped open as he russled his perfect blonde hair. Jessie soon leaned heavily on Monica as she was running out of breath. Monica rolled her eyes until she caught a glance of Heero. Heero was wearing stonewashed jeans with a wife-beater and a green button-up. Jessie's bubble burst as she heard a loud thud with a shatter. Jessie turned to see Monica brushing the porceline off of her shirt.
"What the hell happened to you?" Heero asked giving her a funny look.
"I was distracted by the..." Monica took a glance at his open shirt, "the....the.....the....*drool*"
"THE MOON! ISN"T IT BEAUTIFUL!?" Jessie said sliding in front of Heero trying to save Monica's ass. Quatre gave her a smile and Jessie sighed.
"You girls ready?" Quatre asked sweetly. Jessie nodded eagerly.
"We have been ready our whole lives...I MEAN! forever....hehe...." Monica laughed. She turned to Jessie who smacked her forehead at Monica's stupidity.
Jessie slickly looped arms with Quatre as she turned to Monica to recieve an evil glare which was returned by a thumbs up. Monica looked to Heero who led the way to the garage.
"So Quatre where are we going?" Monica asked. Quatre made a confused look and shrugged.
"Where do you girls want to go?" He said turning to Jessie.
"MCDONALDS!" They screamed in unison. Heero smacked Monica's back to make her shut up...which made her fly straight into Jessie who was doing her victory dance. She ran in circles and they both knocked into the bikes. They stood up and straightened their hair out. Quatre looked at Heero evily glaring at him. Jessie decided that it was the perfect time to stick up for her friend.
"You sick fuck~oooooh! GOTTA GO!" She screamed he whipped out a 9mm smack between her eyes. He clicked his safety off and was about to shoot her when Quatre pulled her back.
"You are such a SHIT disturber!" Monica said slapping him in the face. "Ok...I admit it...I do smack Jessie around sometimes...but I DON"T STICK A GUN IN HER FACE! NO ONE! And I mean NO one threatens to kill her!" Jessie made a fist in the air as her friend made her speech. Heero lifted his hand to his cheek where he had been hit. He looked at Monica and felt some guilt when he saw that her plam was bleeding while a cut formed on Jessie's forehead. Afterwards, Quatre appologiexed on Heero's behalf and led the girls to the car to go get dinner.
They arrived at the Cressent Moon Cafe and as they were seated Jessie couldn't help but notice the crutons that were placed in the middle of the table. Everyone ordered their food and now sat sipping red wine while Jessie was happy with her Sherly Temple.
"So," Quatre started as he made conversation, "what do you guys do as hobbies?"
"Well I play chess, built a rocket fit for outer space explorations and on my spare time I found the cure to cancer!" Jessie said smiling. Monica looked at her crazy friend and rolled her eyes as she just bullshited every possible thing imaginable.
"Really? You found a cure for cancer too?" Jessie looked confused, "I did too! What's your research groups name?" Jessie couldn't help but look at the brown turd like crutons.
"The...um...d....the ....DINGLEBERRIES!" Quatre gave a funny look at his "date" as she gulped the whole glass of Sherley Temple down.
"Oh, well I don't do much. I just dtaw all the time and listen to music....nothing as important as the things JESSIE* does...cause you know...she is a founder for a cure to a deadly disease." Jessie slumped in her chairs as she felt guilty.
"But, you draw very well so....yea....."
Everyone quickly finished their meals with nothing said. They were quickly bored of the way too expensive cafe and decided to go out for a spin.
A/N: Hey guys...this is Jessie and Monica speaking! Well we the authoresses haven't done our duty of updating quickly but to hell with it. We'll make up for it by making you shit in your pants next chapter!
Love always
~*The Crust Munchers*~