A/N: Hey it's the Crust Munchers here! Well we have been blessed with a new chapter...MUAHAHAHA. Well there is more psychotic laughter in this one. Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh ^.^ Ok...we will calm down. Leave more of those great comments. Thanx - Jessie and Monica
Monica and Heero began tracking into the thick forest in search of Quatre and Jessie. Heero and Monica had been walking for some time before they heard a distant crackling of a fire. Confused, Monica rushed towards the red glow that pierced the darkness. She came across Jessie poking at a roaring fire with a small stick. "How did you start a fire?" Monica asked.
Jessie looked up smiling widely and answered, "I rubbed sticks together! Aren't you proud of me?" Monica looked at her baffled and laughed.
"Well I guess this would have been easier to use, " She said as she took out a lighter. Jessie's smile faded as she saw what Monica was holding.
"Damn you...." Monica rolled her eyes as Jessie ran to a log and sat on it to scour. Quatre laughed light heartedily. Jessie stopped scouring and yawned heavily, "I'm fucking tired, all this exercise is wiping me out! Where are we going to sleep?" Monica nodded at the good question and yawned herself. She turned to Heero for the answer.
"Why the hell are you looking at me? I don't know where we're going to sleep!" Monica rolled her eyes again and answered, "Well that's good you can shoot and kill a damed man and yet you don't know where the fuck we're sleeping, tha'ts just great."
"Maybe we should sleep up in the branches or something," he shrugged.
"I CALL THE BIG TREE!" Monica started to crack up at the comment. Jessie smiled and laughed herself. Boys looked VERY* confused as the girls laughed at Jessie's strange sense of humor. They just decided to ignore that display of insanity and looked away.
Heero scratched his chin and thought for a while. He came to a dead end of ideas for their night's shelter. He looked down at his outfit and took off his pull-over shirt. He layed it on the ground saying, "You guys can sleep here." Jessie looked at his "idea" and laughed.
"We can't fit on that little dinky piece of linen cloth! Monica, you're on your own!" Jessie was about to dive on the shirt when Quatre unbottoned his. She stopped dead in her tracks when he looked at her and pointed to the shirt. She smiled like an idiot pushing Monica out of the way. She sat on the pull-over as Quatre sat on the damp dirt. She made a sad face and added, "You can sit with me. You don't have to sit on the cold, damp, dirt~y, disugsting, decreped, smelly, mushy, manure encrusted dirt. Join me will you?" Quatre smiled at the invitation and sat on the shirt with her. Heero looked the obvious couple and sat on his own shirt leaving Monica no room.
"Thanks, real considerate. I'll be enjoying a cozy nap with the knats and maggots in the ground that seem to be hungry for human flesh. Thanks alot! What a way to treat a girl!" Monica stomped on her feet and began heading in a random direction.
Jessie smiled and sang, "WHERE DO YOU GO MY LOVELY!" She was closing her eyes as she sang it and out of subspace a voice echoed.
"WHERE DO YOU GO!! Ohh~ Ohh~ Ohh~ Ohh~!" Jessie shot open her eyes in surprise and left her mouth agape. Quatre clapped vigorously at her singing.
"What the fuck was that? Trying to piss God off?" Jessie got up and pointed an accusing finger at Heero and said, "You know what buddy?! FUCK YOU! You better find Monica since you chased her off and I'm NOT* afraid.....of....the.........cold, moonless, scary looking night."
Heero made a funny face and answered, "What the hell are you talking about? It's a full moon and it's the middle of summer!" Jessie lifted her finger to start a come back when she realized that she couldn't. She stood in silence for a long period of time. "Just SHUT UP!" She shoved him and made him start on his merry way.
He began tracking through the thickly wooded forest and going through bushes. He was passing the distant sounds of rushing water and a loud sigh. He turned around and quietly crept to the source. Monica was sitting there breaking twigs in half by the water's edge. She sat herself on a huge rock and spoke softly to herself, "You'd think the guy would have the slightest clue and decide one day, GEE I ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE. MAYBE THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO DIE SINGLE AND NOT REALIZE THAT, I like him!" She crossed her arms and put her head on them. "Shit, looking at all this water makes me wanna pee."
"So you like me huh?'
"Oh shit, that is pretty bad. Please tell me that your Jessie with a man's voice." She turned around and almost had a hemerage.
"I was talking about ...um...QUATRE!" Monica said twidling her fingers.
"Oh, well you do realize your chances are slim with him right? He likes Jessie."
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING GUY! ALWAYS NAY SAYING!" Monica screamed as she got up and spun in circles. Then out of nowhere, she tripped and fell in the water. Then as Heero began to go to the water's edge she heard Jessie screaming, "I HAVE FOUND WATER! I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR! Monica Heero...I AM THE HERO!...Italian would be nice! HEHEHEHE!" Jessie came skipping through the bushes with Quatre right behind her. Jessie began, "A tid bit chilly, but, I'll go swimming for one final hurrah right?" *dead silence* She began to splash water and swim in the merky water. Then a question popped in her head. "Hey....do you two happen to have a cell phone, ya know, caz your rich and stuff and rich people carry that around?" Heero and Quatre both reached into their pocket and pulled new phones. "YOU DUMASSES! You had a fucking phone the whole God-damned time and you didn't say anything! You could have called 911 on those bastards! Then what the hell are we doing out here?! When you can get us to a five star hotel!"
"I thought you wanted to stay in the woods." Quatre answered.
"I thought we were stranded! God I'm not that much of an idiot!" Jessie fired back. Monica nodded in agreement. She murmured, "Dumbasses...."
"Hello, yea is this Motel 6? Where's your closest location to..." He remembered the road sign, "Route 66? Uh-huh...yea...make a reservation for 4 please, seperate rooms if you can. What? WHy? What do you have left? That's it? Where's the next hotel we can get to? NONE?! You're dead when I get there. Alright, we're goin to Motel 6."
"MOTEL 6?! Get the fuck out of here Motel 6! Motel 6..haha....blow it out your ass Motel 6! HA~!" Jessie said flaring her arms out above her.
"Are you joking? Do you know what people do there?" Monica shouted. Heero shrugged and began heading back. She sighed in exhasperation. Jessie put her hands in her pocket and said, "Ho-Hum." and began tracking along Quatre's side behind Monica.
They got to the road and Heero pulled the head driver out of the car and buried him with the other killed. He then rewired Quatre's car to get the engine started. He got it reved as the others jumped in. He began speeding at ludacris speed towards the motel. By this time Jessie's complaints had died down to a mere mumble.
Monica and Heero began tracking into the thick forest in search of Quatre and Jessie. Heero and Monica had been walking for some time before they heard a distant crackling of a fire. Confused, Monica rushed towards the red glow that pierced the darkness. She came across Jessie poking at a roaring fire with a small stick. "How did you start a fire?" Monica asked.
Jessie looked up smiling widely and answered, "I rubbed sticks together! Aren't you proud of me?" Monica looked at her baffled and laughed.
"Well I guess this would have been easier to use, " She said as she took out a lighter. Jessie's smile faded as she saw what Monica was holding.
"Damn you...." Monica rolled her eyes as Jessie ran to a log and sat on it to scour. Quatre laughed light heartedily. Jessie stopped scouring and yawned heavily, "I'm fucking tired, all this exercise is wiping me out! Where are we going to sleep?" Monica nodded at the good question and yawned herself. She turned to Heero for the answer.
"Why the hell are you looking at me? I don't know where we're going to sleep!" Monica rolled her eyes again and answered, "Well that's good you can shoot and kill a damed man and yet you don't know where the fuck we're sleeping, tha'ts just great."
"Maybe we should sleep up in the branches or something," he shrugged.
"I CALL THE BIG TREE!" Monica started to crack up at the comment. Jessie smiled and laughed herself. Boys looked VERY* confused as the girls laughed at Jessie's strange sense of humor. They just decided to ignore that display of insanity and looked away.
Heero scratched his chin and thought for a while. He came to a dead end of ideas for their night's shelter. He looked down at his outfit and took off his pull-over shirt. He layed it on the ground saying, "You guys can sleep here." Jessie looked at his "idea" and laughed.
"We can't fit on that little dinky piece of linen cloth! Monica, you're on your own!" Jessie was about to dive on the shirt when Quatre unbottoned his. She stopped dead in her tracks when he looked at her and pointed to the shirt. She smiled like an idiot pushing Monica out of the way. She sat on the pull-over as Quatre sat on the damp dirt. She made a sad face and added, "You can sit with me. You don't have to sit on the cold, damp, dirt~y, disugsting, decreped, smelly, mushy, manure encrusted dirt. Join me will you?" Quatre smiled at the invitation and sat on the shirt with her. Heero looked the obvious couple and sat on his own shirt leaving Monica no room.
"Thanks, real considerate. I'll be enjoying a cozy nap with the knats and maggots in the ground that seem to be hungry for human flesh. Thanks alot! What a way to treat a girl!" Monica stomped on her feet and began heading in a random direction.
Jessie smiled and sang, "WHERE DO YOU GO MY LOVELY!" She was closing her eyes as she sang it and out of subspace a voice echoed.
"WHERE DO YOU GO!! Ohh~ Ohh~ Ohh~ Ohh~!" Jessie shot open her eyes in surprise and left her mouth agape. Quatre clapped vigorously at her singing.
"What the fuck was that? Trying to piss God off?" Jessie got up and pointed an accusing finger at Heero and said, "You know what buddy?! FUCK YOU! You better find Monica since you chased her off and I'm NOT* afraid.....of....the.........cold, moonless, scary looking night."
Heero made a funny face and answered, "What the hell are you talking about? It's a full moon and it's the middle of summer!" Jessie lifted her finger to start a come back when she realized that she couldn't. She stood in silence for a long period of time. "Just SHUT UP!" She shoved him and made him start on his merry way.
He began tracking through the thickly wooded forest and going through bushes. He was passing the distant sounds of rushing water and a loud sigh. He turned around and quietly crept to the source. Monica was sitting there breaking twigs in half by the water's edge. She sat herself on a huge rock and spoke softly to herself, "You'd think the guy would have the slightest clue and decide one day, GEE I ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE. MAYBE THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO DIE SINGLE AND NOT REALIZE THAT, I like him!" She crossed her arms and put her head on them. "Shit, looking at all this water makes me wanna pee."
"So you like me huh?'
"Oh shit, that is pretty bad. Please tell me that your Jessie with a man's voice." She turned around and almost had a hemerage.
"I was talking about ...um...QUATRE!" Monica said twidling her fingers.
"Oh, well you do realize your chances are slim with him right? He likes Jessie."
"FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING GUY! ALWAYS NAY SAYING!" Monica screamed as she got up and spun in circles. Then out of nowhere, she tripped and fell in the water. Then as Heero began to go to the water's edge she heard Jessie screaming, "I HAVE FOUND WATER! I AM WOMAN HEAR ME ROAR! Monica Heero...I AM THE HERO!...Italian would be nice! HEHEHEHE!" Jessie came skipping through the bushes with Quatre right behind her. Jessie began, "A tid bit chilly, but, I'll go swimming for one final hurrah right?" *dead silence* She began to splash water and swim in the merky water. Then a question popped in her head. "Hey....do you two happen to have a cell phone, ya know, caz your rich and stuff and rich people carry that around?" Heero and Quatre both reached into their pocket and pulled new phones. "YOU DUMASSES! You had a fucking phone the whole God-damned time and you didn't say anything! You could have called 911 on those bastards! Then what the hell are we doing out here?! When you can get us to a five star hotel!"
"I thought you wanted to stay in the woods." Quatre answered.
"I thought we were stranded! God I'm not that much of an idiot!" Jessie fired back. Monica nodded in agreement. She murmured, "Dumbasses...."
"Hello, yea is this Motel 6? Where's your closest location to..." He remembered the road sign, "Route 66? Uh-huh...yea...make a reservation for 4 please, seperate rooms if you can. What? WHy? What do you have left? That's it? Where's the next hotel we can get to? NONE?! You're dead when I get there. Alright, we're goin to Motel 6."
"MOTEL 6?! Get the fuck out of here Motel 6! Motel 6..haha....blow it out your ass Motel 6! HA~!" Jessie said flaring her arms out above her.
"Are you joking? Do you know what people do there?" Monica shouted. Heero shrugged and began heading back. She sighed in exhasperation. Jessie put her hands in her pocket and said, "Ho-Hum." and began tracking along Quatre's side behind Monica.
They got to the road and Heero pulled the head driver out of the car and buried him with the other killed. He then rewired Quatre's car to get the engine started. He got it reved as the others jumped in. He began speeding at ludacris speed towards the motel. By this time Jessie's complaints had died down to a mere mumble.