A/N: Hey there faithful fans....how are YEE? Well Jessie and I are having alot of fun writing these chapters and thank you so much for reading and reviewing....oh and we must remind you that we* are in the story...so please...try to diss the characters....it's about what we would really do....NO JOKE...so it kinda hurts when you say stuff....well toodles...have fun reading.
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"Well! There are two beds...and four people...that makes...hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe an awkward situation at hand. HAHA!" Jessie exclaimed pointing out the obvious.
"Thank you Captain NO-Duh~ you kind of stated the facts that are um...unreasonably obvious!" Monica shouted crossing her arms. Jessie just rolled her eyes and waved her hand at her. Monica continued, "So I'm guessing...two girls to a bed and two guys to a bed,"
"I OBJECT! This goes against my friendship with Monica....I will not cross the sexual boundaries...because you two want to be gay." Jessie said shaking her fingers in the air.
"I hate to say this but I agree with the retard. I mean Quatre your a good friend but not that good." Heero said quietly. Jessie's eyes lit up at this comment.
"I"M GOOD FRIENDS WITH HIM! YEY forrrrrrr me! HeHeHeHe!" Jessie said clapping. Quatre's face became pale with worry as he thought of laying in bed with either of the girls. Quatre took a good look at Jessie and sighed...saying inwardly, ' I can't let her know I like her. I don't think she'll consent to us sleeping in the same bed when we're not even married.' Quatre blushed at the thought as she began to settle in the covers eyeing him seductively. Monica made a funny face.
"I'll...take MONICA!" Quatre said breaking out in a sweat. Jessie's face became flushed with anger as she felt fumes blow out her head. She gave a nasty death glare to Monica.
"Da~mn you could have beat Heero. You were up there!" Monica said jokingly. Jessie broke into laughter.
"HEHEHEHE! I"LL KILL YOU! Quatre yoooooooouuuuuuu~ BASTARD!"Jessie shouted rotating her head here and there for about 20 minutes.
"Ok....? Well I guess I'll take Jessie...even though she seems she has lost her mind and apparently having a sesure at this very moment." Heero took his shoes off and pulled the covers out of the corners of the bed as he sat on the dry cleaned sheets.
"Um...since when was this decided?!" Monica shouted.
"YEA!" came the response of the oh so loveable retard.
"Well Quatre decided who his partner would be so I guess I should comply to that right?" Heero said looking down at his feet.
"What?! So I'm leftovers?! A piece of....of...delicious crrr~umbcake?! Left in the sun to bake further? Out in the cold? A piece of delicious CRUMBCAKE?! Am I that shabby? I'm hurt" Jessie decided it would be dramatic to have a tear and so began to poke at her eye to irritate it. "Damn~ it...fucking tear won't come out...I mean..."
"Whatever...Heero~ wants to stay with you so let the bastard have his damn crumbcake! I don't like crumbcake anyway! Fuck you asshole!" Monica said pulling the sheets over her head.
"HOLD YOUR HORSES! You DON"T* like crumbcake? As in...I* your best friend...would symbolize this delectable delightful dessert or anytime food but that 's besides the point...you would turn me away?! For a custard pie? Wait...Quatre what is your favorite dessert? Crumbcake right?" she said glaring.
"Um....well I prefer tea biscuits." Quatre said twiddling his thumbs.
"Tea biscuits? You panzy! Now stop acting like a little queer and tell the truth!" Jessie said giggling.
"That is the truth." Jessie was silenced by this.
"Oh~well um...they're good too. *cough*FAGGOT*cough*" she said getting into the covers.
Heero went towards the light and turned to Quatre for a final time. The silent glares they exchanged asked one question. 'Do you want to trade?' Heero gave a cold stare as Quatre turned his back to him and layed on the bed. Heero cracked his knuckles and shut the lights off.
The girls slept closest to the nightstand that had a digital clock on top. They both tossed and turned until they both heard the even breathing of the guys.
"Monica~" Jessie whispered.
"What?"
"Can you see me?" Jessie asked sitting up.
"NO~"
Jessie picked up the digital clock putting it over her head illuminating her excited face. "How about now?" Monica looked up and almost screamed in shock.
"Yea now I can see you!" Monica said.
"You know....Heero's kinda cold...I need a warm, gooey, soft body~ like...Quatre's per say." Monica almost burst into laughter at that.
"Jessie I think you have an idea!" Monica said. She got up and Jessie did the same. They both shook hands and exchanged spots. As jessie climbed into bed with Quatre...she fell asleep immediately turning to the source of heat naturally out of instinct. Monica stared into the dark hotel room ceiling and soon shut her eyes weary of looking at nothing. She turned her head to Heero's neck and fell asleep. Heero turned his body to the heat source also as he snored on lightly.
Morning was coming fast and it was already around 7:30 and sunlight beamed through the cheap ass hotel curtains. Jessie cringed at the illuminating window and burrowed deeper into the sheets and closer to Quatre as she flipped a pillow over her head. Monica seemed to react positively to the source of light and yawned as she began to wake. She stretched her arms smacking Heero in the face. Heero awoke abruptly screaming at the top his lungs as he did so.
"HOLY SHIT! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!" Heero said jumping out of bed. Monica only yawned again rubbing her eye. Sensative to noise in the early morning Quatre woke up with a start seeing Heero screaming obsceneties at Monica. Jessie simply moved closer Quatre wrapping her arms around his frame. He looked down and screamed seeing Jessie in Monica's place.
"What's going on here!?" Quatre said jumping off the bed to the corner of the room. Jessie just shrugged and went back to dreamland.
"FUCK THIS! It's still before ten!" Jessie said grogily waving her middle finger in the air. Monica smiled at her best friend with sleep still in her eyes.
"Heero shut the hell up and go back to bed. Quatre don't be scared if she bit you I'm sorry, I just can only hope she doesn't do it again." Monica said laying back down.
"What happened though? I was with you and then Jessie's there!" Quatre said sitting back down on the bed completely frazzled.
"Well we must have sleep walked and switched!" Monica said bullshitting. (hehe)
"Some how I think that's a lie." Heero stated. Monica gasped deeply.
"ME?! LIE?! NEVER! I am apauled by that statement. I object! I would never lie" Monica said sarcastically batting her lashes. Heero still didn't like the idea of sleeping with Monica.
"Ugh,why is everyone still having a hootananny?! Just go back to fucking bed!" Monica said throwing her arms around.
"Here, here! I agree!" Jessie said waving her sock in the air. She continued, "Heero if your not going to bed then go buy breakfast or something! You asshole!"
"Um...ok? What do you guys all want?"
"Well, I"ll start with 8 pancakes, 6 sausages, 2 corn muffins, a poppy seed bagel with lots of cream cheese, french toast and a cheese danish. OH ~ and a big hunk of crumbcake! It* is~ a breakfast food you know!" Heero's jaw dropped at her breakfast which seemed fit for a giant.
"Is that all for you?" Heero asked almost afraid.
"NO~ I was going to share!" Jessie said as she began to giggle. "Of course it's for me you asshole!" Heero took a few steps back in fear that she may as well consume him!
"Well, if you will you can get me some juice and a lightly toasted everything bagel with a thin layer of butter. Make sure they don't burn the butter, I hate that." Quatre said fluffing his pillow.
"Um...yea I'll have what he'll have!" Jessie said blushing. Heero looked at Monica expecting her wishes for her breakfast but instead found her sleeping. He rolled his eyes and crept up to the bed and screams in her ears, "WHAT DO YOU WANT!" Monica bounced up slamming her head into his nose. She held her head and felt drops of warm liquid leaking onto her hand. She was confused and looked down to see fresh blood on her knuckles.
"Holy shit! Heero are you okay?" Monica asked guiltily. Heero glared at her while covering his nose. She walked him to the bathroom with her sleep completely gone.
"Lean over the sink. I'll get some tissue and wash your hands" Monica said reaching over to the cupboard to pull a roll of tissue out. She rolled it into a small ball and stuffed it up his nostril. She wet a towel and began to wipe blood off his cheek as he tilted his head back.
"I can do it myself." Heero stated flatly. She made an angry face and answered.
"Don't tilt your head all the way, swallowing your own blood isn't good." Monica said wipping her hands. She stepped out of the bathroom searching through Jessie's jacket for any loose change. She then dug her hands into her pocket and found a ten dollar bill. "Hm...that makes 15. Good. That's enough!" Monica said marching into the bathroom. She found the remains of a bloody towel and then immediately heard a click. She turned to see that Heero had left. Monica pulled on her sweater and ran out the door.
"So um...Quatre, I'm gonna take a shower " Jessie said stretching.
"A SHOWER?! But you have nothing to change into! And I'm here, alone with you!" Quatre shouted.
"Oh~ my little Quatre....I didn't ask for you to join* me..."
"JOIN YOU!"
Jessie made a face and continued, "Well, if you insist, well then I have no choice but to accept!" Quatre's face turned as red as a beaten ass cheek. Jessie simply shrugged at the thought and headed towards the shower.
~*~*~*~Meanwhile~*~*~*~
Monica sped down the stairs to catch up with Heero. He was just walking out the door, when Monica shouted after him. He turned around and waited slightly annoyed.
"Where do you think your going?!" Monica said shaking a finger.
"Um...getting everyone breakfast?" Heero said fingering his keys.
"Well...I'm coming with you!" Monica answered realizing she had no legitamite reason to go. She ran up to the slightly beaten up car as Heero unlocked the doors. She hopped in and strapped herself snuggly into the seat. Heero fixed the rearview mirror and reved the engine.
"Ok, bigshot! Let's go~ we're not going to race we're just pickin up some muffins nothing fancy!" Heero shot a look at her and sped out of the parking lot causing Monica's head to jerk back. He smirked. Heero looked over to see Monica flustered from the sudden jerk.
They drove a while and found a rundown gas station with a small convenience store attatched to it. Heero pulled in adding gas and getting out to buy muffins. Monica hopped out and found a rack of neatly wrapped muffins.
"Hm..Odis Spunkmyer...."she made a face. "Sounds good. Hm...what flavors...since it's the morning something overly sugary sounds good. Jessie and I will take.....CHOCOLATE CHIP!!" She began to drool picking up two packages of muffins. "Actually I should get an extra one for Jessie."
"Um...grab a banana nut for Quatre and um....a chocolate chip muffin for me." Monica smiled and grabbed two more. Just as she was about to walk away from the rack she turned around and grabbed an extra for herself as well. ( ^_^ V)
Heero put a pack of mint gum on the counter along with the muffins that Monica brought, 2 cans of mountain dew for the girls, a vitamin water and a cup of hot coffee for him.
"Hey um Heero? What's with the gum?" Monica asked.
"Our breaths stink." Monica glared and blew her breath on his face.
"EAT THAT ASSHOLE!" Heero rolled his eyes waving the air in front of his face away. He paid the man at the counter and left the store leaving money on the pump for the gas.
~*~*~*~Back at the Hotel~*~*~*~
"Quatre dear! Bring the towel will yah?!" Jessie said. She had slickly managed to empty all the the bathroom of all the towels and leave them outside the door. Quatre's faced burned a bright red as he inched towards the door. He picked up the biggest towel there and knocked on the door.
"YES~?" Jessie said trying to act seductive. She opened the door just a crack and pulled him in by the collar.
*Ahem*
Monica had slid the card through the card slot. The door clicked open and she came to a surprise. As she entered the bathroom door flung open letting Quatre fall to the floor only in his boxers and Jessie on top with only her under garnments followed by a cloud of steam. Monica's eyes rolled into the back of her head as she blacked out. Heero had followed shortly after to find Monica's body halfway in the hallway of the hotel. He ran thinking someone had killed her. He looked in the room to see Jessie straddling Quatre's hips.
"What the hell is going on?!" Heero said dropping the bag on the floor.
"Leave the food and go" she said kissing Quatre.
"Get some clothes on retard." Jessie stopped dead in her tracks and looked up very slowly. Her lip gloss smeared everywhere on her face.
"SHADDUP!" She crawled over to him and took the bag slamming the door in the process. "Look Quatre hunny! We got our food! Oh~ chocolate chip muffins forrrrr me!" She handed him his vitamin water and banana nut knowing that it was the sissiest food in the bag.
"Hey maybe we should let them in. We'll finish this when we get back to the house." Jessie raised and lowered her brows a few times.
"If you insist" Jessie answered throwing on her clothes.
She opened the door to see Heero still standing in the same exact spot with Monica foaming at the mouth on the ground. Heero looked down at Monica and shifted his hands under her back and sat her upright. He put her on his back and hauled her inside.
"Um...so...LET'S EAT!" Jessie said. Monica's eyes shot open at this.
"FOOD!" She ripped open a muffin eating it's contents. Heero handed her a moutain dew. Jessie took her share and sat in the corner to eat like a pig. She came back about...2.5 seconds later looking for left overs.
"So uh~ Quatre since when you and Jessie hook up buddies?" Monica said raising an eyebrow. He choked on his muffin. Jessie gave him a hard slap on the back as she giggled.
"Well...actually she just kind of dragged me into the bathr....OOM!" Jessie pulled him into her embrace squeezing him so tight his air supply cut off.
"Oh dear you seemed to have lost your sanity. Have you taken your medicine." she giggled nervously looking at Monica and Heero who had doubtful looks.
"Liar~ eh whatever...if I had a chance to do that...I would have taken it too. Jessie...I'm proud." Monica said shaking her hand.
"Hey are you okay? I hope you didn't smash your head too hard." Quatre asked concerned.
"Nope, the old noggin is fine." Monica said like a hick. "Sorry, just that you half naked was the last thing I expected. Hm...now that we've had our breakfast maybe we should take showers, chew some gum and go home."
"Here, here the girl's a fucking hero! You guys really need to take one...caz I sense the smells of shi~t" Jessie said spinning.
Hey gang....It's Jessie and Monica here! Hehe well now that we're done writing this chapter I hope you enjoyed the chaos in this one. If you want to send us an email my email is pinxmochi@hotmail.com and Jessie's email is Gumiebearz819@aol.com. Send us alot of comments! Muah~
Just Visiting
"Well! There are two beds...and four people...that makes...hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe an awkward situation at hand. HAHA!" Jessie exclaimed pointing out the obvious.
"Thank you Captain NO-Duh~ you kind of stated the facts that are um...unreasonably obvious!" Monica shouted crossing her arms. Jessie just rolled her eyes and waved her hand at her. Monica continued, "So I'm guessing...two girls to a bed and two guys to a bed,"
"I OBJECT! This goes against my friendship with Monica....I will not cross the sexual boundaries...because you two want to be gay." Jessie said shaking her fingers in the air.
"I hate to say this but I agree with the retard. I mean Quatre your a good friend but not that good." Heero said quietly. Jessie's eyes lit up at this comment.
"I"M GOOD FRIENDS WITH HIM! YEY forrrrrrr me! HeHeHeHe!" Jessie said clapping. Quatre's face became pale with worry as he thought of laying in bed with either of the girls. Quatre took a good look at Jessie and sighed...saying inwardly, ' I can't let her know I like her. I don't think she'll consent to us sleeping in the same bed when we're not even married.' Quatre blushed at the thought as she began to settle in the covers eyeing him seductively. Monica made a funny face.
"I'll...take MONICA!" Quatre said breaking out in a sweat. Jessie's face became flushed with anger as she felt fumes blow out her head. She gave a nasty death glare to Monica.
"Da~mn you could have beat Heero. You were up there!" Monica said jokingly. Jessie broke into laughter.
"HEHEHEHE! I"LL KILL YOU! Quatre yoooooooouuuuuuu~ BASTARD!"Jessie shouted rotating her head here and there for about 20 minutes.
"Ok....? Well I guess I'll take Jessie...even though she seems she has lost her mind and apparently having a sesure at this very moment." Heero took his shoes off and pulled the covers out of the corners of the bed as he sat on the dry cleaned sheets.
"Um...since when was this decided?!" Monica shouted.
"YEA!" came the response of the oh so loveable retard.
"Well Quatre decided who his partner would be so I guess I should comply to that right?" Heero said looking down at his feet.
"What?! So I'm leftovers?! A piece of....of...delicious crrr~umbcake?! Left in the sun to bake further? Out in the cold? A piece of delicious CRUMBCAKE?! Am I that shabby? I'm hurt" Jessie decided it would be dramatic to have a tear and so began to poke at her eye to irritate it. "Damn~ it...fucking tear won't come out...I mean..."
"Whatever...Heero~ wants to stay with you so let the bastard have his damn crumbcake! I don't like crumbcake anyway! Fuck you asshole!" Monica said pulling the sheets over her head.
"HOLD YOUR HORSES! You DON"T* like crumbcake? As in...I* your best friend...would symbolize this delectable delightful dessert or anytime food but that 's besides the point...you would turn me away?! For a custard pie? Wait...Quatre what is your favorite dessert? Crumbcake right?" she said glaring.
"Um....well I prefer tea biscuits." Quatre said twiddling his thumbs.
"Tea biscuits? You panzy! Now stop acting like a little queer and tell the truth!" Jessie said giggling.
"That is the truth." Jessie was silenced by this.
"Oh~well um...they're good too. *cough*FAGGOT*cough*" she said getting into the covers.
Heero went towards the light and turned to Quatre for a final time. The silent glares they exchanged asked one question. 'Do you want to trade?' Heero gave a cold stare as Quatre turned his back to him and layed on the bed. Heero cracked his knuckles and shut the lights off.
The girls slept closest to the nightstand that had a digital clock on top. They both tossed and turned until they both heard the even breathing of the guys.
"Monica~" Jessie whispered.
"What?"
"Can you see me?" Jessie asked sitting up.
"NO~"
Jessie picked up the digital clock putting it over her head illuminating her excited face. "How about now?" Monica looked up and almost screamed in shock.
"Yea now I can see you!" Monica said.
"You know....Heero's kinda cold...I need a warm, gooey, soft body~ like...Quatre's per say." Monica almost burst into laughter at that.
"Jessie I think you have an idea!" Monica said. She got up and Jessie did the same. They both shook hands and exchanged spots. As jessie climbed into bed with Quatre...she fell asleep immediately turning to the source of heat naturally out of instinct. Monica stared into the dark hotel room ceiling and soon shut her eyes weary of looking at nothing. She turned her head to Heero's neck and fell asleep. Heero turned his body to the heat source also as he snored on lightly.
Morning was coming fast and it was already around 7:30 and sunlight beamed through the cheap ass hotel curtains. Jessie cringed at the illuminating window and burrowed deeper into the sheets and closer to Quatre as she flipped a pillow over her head. Monica seemed to react positively to the source of light and yawned as she began to wake. She stretched her arms smacking Heero in the face. Heero awoke abruptly screaming at the top his lungs as he did so.
"HOLY SHIT! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!" Heero said jumping out of bed. Monica only yawned again rubbing her eye. Sensative to noise in the early morning Quatre woke up with a start seeing Heero screaming obsceneties at Monica. Jessie simply moved closer Quatre wrapping her arms around his frame. He looked down and screamed seeing Jessie in Monica's place.
"What's going on here!?" Quatre said jumping off the bed to the corner of the room. Jessie just shrugged and went back to dreamland.
"FUCK THIS! It's still before ten!" Jessie said grogily waving her middle finger in the air. Monica smiled at her best friend with sleep still in her eyes.
"Heero shut the hell up and go back to bed. Quatre don't be scared if she bit you I'm sorry, I just can only hope she doesn't do it again." Monica said laying back down.
"What happened though? I was with you and then Jessie's there!" Quatre said sitting back down on the bed completely frazzled.
"Well we must have sleep walked and switched!" Monica said bullshitting. (hehe)
"Some how I think that's a lie." Heero stated. Monica gasped deeply.
"ME?! LIE?! NEVER! I am apauled by that statement. I object! I would never lie" Monica said sarcastically batting her lashes. Heero still didn't like the idea of sleeping with Monica.
"Ugh,why is everyone still having a hootananny?! Just go back to fucking bed!" Monica said throwing her arms around.
"Here, here! I agree!" Jessie said waving her sock in the air. She continued, "Heero if your not going to bed then go buy breakfast or something! You asshole!"
"Um...ok? What do you guys all want?"
"Well, I"ll start with 8 pancakes, 6 sausages, 2 corn muffins, a poppy seed bagel with lots of cream cheese, french toast and a cheese danish. OH ~ and a big hunk of crumbcake! It* is~ a breakfast food you know!" Heero's jaw dropped at her breakfast which seemed fit for a giant.
"Is that all for you?" Heero asked almost afraid.
"NO~ I was going to share!" Jessie said as she began to giggle. "Of course it's for me you asshole!" Heero took a few steps back in fear that she may as well consume him!
"Well, if you will you can get me some juice and a lightly toasted everything bagel with a thin layer of butter. Make sure they don't burn the butter, I hate that." Quatre said fluffing his pillow.
"Um...yea I'll have what he'll have!" Jessie said blushing. Heero looked at Monica expecting her wishes for her breakfast but instead found her sleeping. He rolled his eyes and crept up to the bed and screams in her ears, "WHAT DO YOU WANT!" Monica bounced up slamming her head into his nose. She held her head and felt drops of warm liquid leaking onto her hand. She was confused and looked down to see fresh blood on her knuckles.
"Holy shit! Heero are you okay?" Monica asked guiltily. Heero glared at her while covering his nose. She walked him to the bathroom with her sleep completely gone.
"Lean over the sink. I'll get some tissue and wash your hands" Monica said reaching over to the cupboard to pull a roll of tissue out. She rolled it into a small ball and stuffed it up his nostril. She wet a towel and began to wipe blood off his cheek as he tilted his head back.
"I can do it myself." Heero stated flatly. She made an angry face and answered.
"Don't tilt your head all the way, swallowing your own blood isn't good." Monica said wipping her hands. She stepped out of the bathroom searching through Jessie's jacket for any loose change. She then dug her hands into her pocket and found a ten dollar bill. "Hm...that makes 15. Good. That's enough!" Monica said marching into the bathroom. She found the remains of a bloody towel and then immediately heard a click. She turned to see that Heero had left. Monica pulled on her sweater and ran out the door.
"So um...Quatre, I'm gonna take a shower " Jessie said stretching.
"A SHOWER?! But you have nothing to change into! And I'm here, alone with you!" Quatre shouted.
"Oh~ my little Quatre....I didn't ask for you to join* me..."
"JOIN YOU!"
Jessie made a face and continued, "Well, if you insist, well then I have no choice but to accept!" Quatre's face turned as red as a beaten ass cheek. Jessie simply shrugged at the thought and headed towards the shower.
~*~*~*~Meanwhile~*~*~*~
Monica sped down the stairs to catch up with Heero. He was just walking out the door, when Monica shouted after him. He turned around and waited slightly annoyed.
"Where do you think your going?!" Monica said shaking a finger.
"Um...getting everyone breakfast?" Heero said fingering his keys.
"Well...I'm coming with you!" Monica answered realizing she had no legitamite reason to go. She ran up to the slightly beaten up car as Heero unlocked the doors. She hopped in and strapped herself snuggly into the seat. Heero fixed the rearview mirror and reved the engine.
"Ok, bigshot! Let's go~ we're not going to race we're just pickin up some muffins nothing fancy!" Heero shot a look at her and sped out of the parking lot causing Monica's head to jerk back. He smirked. Heero looked over to see Monica flustered from the sudden jerk.
They drove a while and found a rundown gas station with a small convenience store attatched to it. Heero pulled in adding gas and getting out to buy muffins. Monica hopped out and found a rack of neatly wrapped muffins.
"Hm..Odis Spunkmyer...."she made a face. "Sounds good. Hm...what flavors...since it's the morning something overly sugary sounds good. Jessie and I will take.....CHOCOLATE CHIP!!" She began to drool picking up two packages of muffins. "Actually I should get an extra one for Jessie."
"Um...grab a banana nut for Quatre and um....a chocolate chip muffin for me." Monica smiled and grabbed two more. Just as she was about to walk away from the rack she turned around and grabbed an extra for herself as well. ( ^_^ V)
Heero put a pack of mint gum on the counter along with the muffins that Monica brought, 2 cans of mountain dew for the girls, a vitamin water and a cup of hot coffee for him.
"Hey um Heero? What's with the gum?" Monica asked.
"Our breaths stink." Monica glared and blew her breath on his face.
"EAT THAT ASSHOLE!" Heero rolled his eyes waving the air in front of his face away. He paid the man at the counter and left the store leaving money on the pump for the gas.
~*~*~*~Back at the Hotel~*~*~*~
"Quatre dear! Bring the towel will yah?!" Jessie said. She had slickly managed to empty all the the bathroom of all the towels and leave them outside the door. Quatre's faced burned a bright red as he inched towards the door. He picked up the biggest towel there and knocked on the door.
"YES~?" Jessie said trying to act seductive. She opened the door just a crack and pulled him in by the collar.
*Ahem*
Monica had slid the card through the card slot. The door clicked open and she came to a surprise. As she entered the bathroom door flung open letting Quatre fall to the floor only in his boxers and Jessie on top with only her under garnments followed by a cloud of steam. Monica's eyes rolled into the back of her head as she blacked out. Heero had followed shortly after to find Monica's body halfway in the hallway of the hotel. He ran thinking someone had killed her. He looked in the room to see Jessie straddling Quatre's hips.
"What the hell is going on?!" Heero said dropping the bag on the floor.
"Leave the food and go" she said kissing Quatre.
"Get some clothes on retard." Jessie stopped dead in her tracks and looked up very slowly. Her lip gloss smeared everywhere on her face.
"SHADDUP!" She crawled over to him and took the bag slamming the door in the process. "Look Quatre hunny! We got our food! Oh~ chocolate chip muffins forrrrr me!" She handed him his vitamin water and banana nut knowing that it was the sissiest food in the bag.
"Hey maybe we should let them in. We'll finish this when we get back to the house." Jessie raised and lowered her brows a few times.
"If you insist" Jessie answered throwing on her clothes.
She opened the door to see Heero still standing in the same exact spot with Monica foaming at the mouth on the ground. Heero looked down at Monica and shifted his hands under her back and sat her upright. He put her on his back and hauled her inside.
"Um...so...LET'S EAT!" Jessie said. Monica's eyes shot open at this.
"FOOD!" She ripped open a muffin eating it's contents. Heero handed her a moutain dew. Jessie took her share and sat in the corner to eat like a pig. She came back about...2.5 seconds later looking for left overs.
"So uh~ Quatre since when you and Jessie hook up buddies?" Monica said raising an eyebrow. He choked on his muffin. Jessie gave him a hard slap on the back as she giggled.
"Well...actually she just kind of dragged me into the bathr....OOM!" Jessie pulled him into her embrace squeezing him so tight his air supply cut off.
"Oh dear you seemed to have lost your sanity. Have you taken your medicine." she giggled nervously looking at Monica and Heero who had doubtful looks.
"Liar~ eh whatever...if I had a chance to do that...I would have taken it too. Jessie...I'm proud." Monica said shaking her hand.
"Hey are you okay? I hope you didn't smash your head too hard." Quatre asked concerned.
"Nope, the old noggin is fine." Monica said like a hick. "Sorry, just that you half naked was the last thing I expected. Hm...now that we've had our breakfast maybe we should take showers, chew some gum and go home."
"Here, here the girl's a fucking hero! You guys really need to take one...caz I sense the smells of shi~t" Jessie said spinning.
Hey gang....It's Jessie and Monica here! Hehe well now that we're done writing this chapter I hope you enjoyed the chaos in this one. If you want to send us an email my email is pinxmochi@hotmail.com and Jessie's email is Gumiebearz819@aol.com. Send us alot of comments! Muah~