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"Potter, I dare you to put on the Slytherin robes, go down into the Slytherin Common Room, say 'I hate Gryffindor! I want to be in Slytherin!' plus, you have to wear those robes for a week." Harry stared at him.

"A week? What about the Quidditch Match against Ravenclaw this week?" he asked. Severus smiled nastily.

"You have to wear Slytherin Quidditch robes then!" he said, crossing his arms. Harry groaned. Ron, who had woken up by then, was howling in agony.

"Anything but Slytherin! Give Harry a break, professor!"

"Were do I get the robes?" Draco shoved some robes at him, smirking. Minerva looked at him.

"You had those with you the whole time?" she asked, staring. Draco nodded.

"I've been waiting for a chance to have him do this!" he snickered. Harry went into a separate room to change, and came back, looking thoroughly peeved, carrying his Gryffindor robes in his arms.

Grinning, everyone followed him down to the dungeons. Severus opened the door, and allowed them entry. The Slytherin looked at them. "Professor, how could you allow Gryffindors in here!" they asked, scowling at them.

"A dare, from me to Potter," Severus replied. Harry stepped forward, staring at them. The Slytherins stared at him, taking in the Slytherin attire. They started laughing. "Shut up, Potter has *something* to say!"

They quieted down, waiting. Harry sighed, and said, "I hate Gryffindor. I want to be in Slytherin."

"Say it with meeeeeeeaniiiiing!" the Slytherins howled. Harry growled.

"I hate Gryffindor! I want to be in Slytherin!" he cried. The teachers and students laughed, except for Harry and Ron. They trudged back to the Great Hall, followed by the laughing group.

"Malfoy, truth-or-dare?" Harry snapped. Draco looked at him thoughtfully.

"Truth," he said. Harry looked around.

"What is that little pink book you carry around with you?"

"It'sadiarymymothergotme," Draco replied. Ron smirked.

"Sorry, couldn't understand you...could you repeat that?" he asked.

"It'sadiary my mother got me."

"Couldn't understand the beginning. Could you say that again?" Cho Chang suggested. Draco groaned.

"It's a ::cough::diary::cough:: that my mother got me," he said. Everyone looked at him, the information sinking in. They all burst out laughing.

"A DIARY, Malfoy?!" Ron yelled, grinning, "I can't wait to tell the rest of Gryffindor *that* one!"

Draco fumed, and said, "Truth of Dare, Weasley?"

"Which one?" Albus asked.

"The one that had a rat...of all things."

"Dare," Ron said.

"Ok then, kiss Dumbledore." Ron's eyes went wide. Going pale, he got up and walked around the table. "By the way, you have to kiss him on the lips!"

Ron looked around, silently pleading for someone to help him out of the dare. They all looked at him expectantly. He gave Albus a quick kiss, wishing Draco nothing but death and torture.

He sat back down, while everyone tried to stop laughing. "Snape, truth-or-dare?"

Severus sighed and said, "I just went! Albus, this is not right!"

"Sorry, Severus. It's legal." The Potions Master groaned, frowning.

"Dare." Ron laughed.

"Professor, I dare you to..."

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What is Ron going to dare Severus? For those of you who want to know, that is were the torture starts! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! If you can think of any truths/dares for this, send them in!!!