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"I dare you to sing the Hogwarts school song, while dancing with Professor Flitwick," Hermione said. Minerva sighed, and got up. Filius joined her in front of the head table.
Using his wand, Albus moved the house tables out of the way. Filius and Minerva started dancing at a fast pace, trying to finish quickly. She sang:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something, please,
Whether we be old and bald
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.
The students and faculty howled with laughter, falling off of chairs, and hitting other people. Minerva and Filius sat back down, grinning. "Severus. Truth or-"
"WHY ME?!" Severus yelled, "I've gone who knows how many times already! Pick someone else!!!"
"No. Truth or dare Sev?"
"...dare." Minerva grinned.
"I dare you to eat on of those...things...that you keep in one of the jars. The pickled things." Severus stared at her. Filius summoned one of the jars up, and handed it over. It had newt's eyes in it, floating. He took the lid off, and used his thin fingers to pull one out.
Going a pale green, he put it in his mouth. He chewed and swallowed, his face going even greener then before. Minerva took the jar, and set it on the floor next to her. "Cho, Truth or dare?" Severus asked, gagging.
"Truth," she replied. Severus summoned a bucket, and vomited into it. When he finished, he used another spell to clean himself up, and sat up straight.
"Why do you always stare at Potter during meals?" Severus asked. Cho blushed red.
"I have a crush on him," she said. Harry gave her a kiss on the cheek, causing her to blush even more. Everyone 'aww'ed before waiting for her to ask someone. "Draco, truth or dare?"
"Truth," Draco said. Cho looked at him.
"Why do you carry around that diary your mum got you?" Cho asked. Draco frowned.
"Because Mother got it for me. I like to keep it with me."
"And probably write in it," Ron sniggered. Draco glared at him.
"I do not!" he protested. They laughed, grinning at the two arguing boys.
"Let's get on with it!" Severus snapped. Draco nodded.
"Potter, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to sing a song about Slytherin...and you can't insult us! Must be in favor of us!" Draco said, gaining him a glare from the Gryffindors at the table.
Harry thought about what to sing. He took a breath, and started:
Slytherin dungeon, what a place,
Darkness in every crevice!
Headed by Severus Snape,
Who favors them, above us all.
Sly Slytherin, with his serpent pet,
the parseltongue, founded this House.
Green and silver, the house's colors,
Tricks up all of their sleeves.
Try to beat Gryffindor, at every chance,
But end up losing, anyway.
Slytherin, serpent House,
Darkest of the four Houses!
He ended, the group clapping and laughing. "You call *that* a song? It didn't even rhyme!" Draco sneered.
"Shut up Malfoy, I did the dare." Harry said, "Professor Snape, truth or dare?"
"Albus, this is getting ridiculous! I've went four times already!! Miss Weasley hasn't even had a turn yet!" Severus cried. Albus smiled. 'Why do I bother?' "Truth."
"Right! Why is..."
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What is the question Harry is going to ask? Will Ginny EVER get her chance? All will be answer in the next chapter!
"I dare you to sing the Hogwarts school song, while dancing with Professor Flitwick," Hermione said. Minerva sighed, and got up. Filius joined her in front of the head table.
Using his wand, Albus moved the house tables out of the way. Filius and Minerva started dancing at a fast pace, trying to finish quickly. She sang:
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something, please,
Whether we be old and bald
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.
The students and faculty howled with laughter, falling off of chairs, and hitting other people. Minerva and Filius sat back down, grinning. "Severus. Truth or-"
"WHY ME?!" Severus yelled, "I've gone who knows how many times already! Pick someone else!!!"
"No. Truth or dare Sev?"
"...dare." Minerva grinned.
"I dare you to eat on of those...things...that you keep in one of the jars. The pickled things." Severus stared at her. Filius summoned one of the jars up, and handed it over. It had newt's eyes in it, floating. He took the lid off, and used his thin fingers to pull one out.
Going a pale green, he put it in his mouth. He chewed and swallowed, his face going even greener then before. Minerva took the jar, and set it on the floor next to her. "Cho, Truth or dare?" Severus asked, gagging.
"Truth," she replied. Severus summoned a bucket, and vomited into it. When he finished, he used another spell to clean himself up, and sat up straight.
"Why do you always stare at Potter during meals?" Severus asked. Cho blushed red.
"I have a crush on him," she said. Harry gave her a kiss on the cheek, causing her to blush even more. Everyone 'aww'ed before waiting for her to ask someone. "Draco, truth or dare?"
"Truth," Draco said. Cho looked at him.
"Why do you carry around that diary your mum got you?" Cho asked. Draco frowned.
"Because Mother got it for me. I like to keep it with me."
"And probably write in it," Ron sniggered. Draco glared at him.
"I do not!" he protested. They laughed, grinning at the two arguing boys.
"Let's get on with it!" Severus snapped. Draco nodded.
"Potter, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to sing a song about Slytherin...and you can't insult us! Must be in favor of us!" Draco said, gaining him a glare from the Gryffindors at the table.
Harry thought about what to sing. He took a breath, and started:
Slytherin dungeon, what a place,
Darkness in every crevice!
Headed by Severus Snape,
Who favors them, above us all.
Sly Slytherin, with his serpent pet,
the parseltongue, founded this House.
Green and silver, the house's colors,
Tricks up all of their sleeves.
Try to beat Gryffindor, at every chance,
But end up losing, anyway.
Slytherin, serpent House,
Darkest of the four Houses!
He ended, the group clapping and laughing. "You call *that* a song? It didn't even rhyme!" Draco sneered.
"Shut up Malfoy, I did the dare." Harry said, "Professor Snape, truth or dare?"
"Albus, this is getting ridiculous! I've went four times already!! Miss Weasley hasn't even had a turn yet!" Severus cried. Albus smiled. 'Why do I bother?' "Truth."
"Right! Why is..."
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What is the question Harry is going to ask? Will Ginny EVER get her chance? All will be answer in the next chapter!