Silly and pointless Tales chapter 5 yo
Jack : Err Hi *Jack waved weakly to the psychotic Johnny (Nny)*
Nny : Oh its so nice to finally meet someone with manners*Nny took up Jack's hand and shook it tell Nny released it*
Jack : Um Thank you…….*Jack looked down at his hand there was thick crimson blood, Jack gave a o.0 face*
Jhonen : What's wrong Jack never saw blood before? *Jhonen let go of Jack's waist and walked over to Nny apparently plotting something *
Jack : I'm frightened beyond a doubt ** A small tug at jacks kimono made him turn around and see a short blonde haired girl (with on flaming eyebrows though) with grayish blue eyes and a long black sweater that went down to her knees*
Little girl : Hellooooo my name is nightmare valgaav
Aku : Who are you?
Nightmare valgaav : I'm the author duh can't ya tell? *she spreads out her arms and does a pose * ^^
Aku : No couldn't tell. I always thought the author was a psychotic little witch with practically no life
Jack : *looks at NV * The truth hurts don't it?
NV : Well you got some of it right I'm a bitch not a witch. *jumps up and kicks Aku in the head* ASSHOLE! *starts to fly away *
Aku/Jack/Scotsman: YOU can fly?
NV : Yesh with BITCH POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * flies off into a large sunset (how in the hell did that get into the studio?) and gets third degree burns *
Scotsman : Well lets 'ope that's the end of that.
Nny : Mmmmm well after some plotting err deliberation me and Jhonen decided to ask you for you help to destroy BUM.
Jack : what do we get in return?
Nny : The doughnuts Zim promised you.
Jhonen : What about My doughnut???
NV : No Jhonen you never get your doughnut.
Aku : Gad your back?
NV: yup….
Jhonen : This is no damn fair! I WANT MY DOUGHNUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NV : stop whining! I am the author! I rule allllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!! @_@ * starts running around in circles cawing and flapping my arms for really no apparent reason is still red and sore from the third degree burns*
Scotsman : Man I wish she'd dai (die)
Jack : I think everyone does…………..
Jhonen : hear ,hear!
Nny : -____- I know
Aku : I could step on her.
NG: squack ^^ Awww Aku you'd do that for me?
Aku : Gladly
NV : Yeah!!!!
Okays that's chapter 5 I know that was stupid and short. But I was sssooooo bored. Oh yesh bitch power is a real power source
Jack : Err Hi *Jack waved weakly to the psychotic Johnny (Nny)*
Nny : Oh its so nice to finally meet someone with manners*Nny took up Jack's hand and shook it tell Nny released it*
Jack : Um Thank you…….*Jack looked down at his hand there was thick crimson blood, Jack gave a o.0 face*
Jhonen : What's wrong Jack never saw blood before? *Jhonen let go of Jack's waist and walked over to Nny apparently plotting something *
Jack : I'm frightened beyond a doubt ** A small tug at jacks kimono made him turn around and see a short blonde haired girl (with on flaming eyebrows though) with grayish blue eyes and a long black sweater that went down to her knees*
Little girl : Hellooooo my name is nightmare valgaav
Aku : Who are you?
Nightmare valgaav : I'm the author duh can't ya tell? *she spreads out her arms and does a pose * ^^
Aku : No couldn't tell. I always thought the author was a psychotic little witch with practically no life
Jack : *looks at NV * The truth hurts don't it?
NV : Well you got some of it right I'm a bitch not a witch. *jumps up and kicks Aku in the head* ASSHOLE! *starts to fly away *
Aku/Jack/Scotsman: YOU can fly?
NV : Yesh with BITCH POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * flies off into a large sunset (how in the hell did that get into the studio?) and gets third degree burns *
Scotsman : Well lets 'ope that's the end of that.
Nny : Mmmmm well after some plotting err deliberation me and Jhonen decided to ask you for you help to destroy BUM.
Jack : what do we get in return?
Nny : The doughnuts Zim promised you.
Jhonen : What about My doughnut???
NV : No Jhonen you never get your doughnut.
Aku : Gad your back?
NV: yup….
Jhonen : This is no damn fair! I WANT MY DOUGHNUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NV : stop whining! I am the author! I rule allllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!! @_@ * starts running around in circles cawing and flapping my arms for really no apparent reason is still red and sore from the third degree burns*
Scotsman : Man I wish she'd dai (die)
Jack : I think everyone does…………..
Jhonen : hear ,hear!
Nny : -____- I know
Aku : I could step on her.
NG: squack ^^ Awww Aku you'd do that for me?
Aku : Gladly
NV : Yeah!!!!
Okays that's chapter 5 I know that was stupid and short. But I was sssooooo bored. Oh yesh bitch power is a real power source