Passing notes!
[a.n :: This is about Harry and his friends all writing on these enchanted pieces of paper. Sirus passed them to Harry. If you write on one sheet of these papers. The message you write will send to all of the other papers. So now that you know what's going on, Read on! ^__^ This es un tres amusant story! Lol have fun translating that.. it's french, oui oui, buh bye!]
[disclaimer :: No ma'am/sir, Miss PixiiStixii doesn't own any of these characters. They belong to Madame J.K. Rowling.]
:: you might wanna know this :: Harry = H Ron = R Hermione = HR Neville = N Seamus = S
// CHAPTER 1 [class :: Divination]
H: Hi what are you all doing?
R: what do you think.
H: Reading porn?
R: You're good
HR: Did I want to know that?
S: Porn? Where?
R: I have the only one magazine.
HR: Can I have it after?
R: Sure.
H: I want to have sex with Hermione.
S: No, I do!
HR: Shut up, you two.
N: What about me?!
S & H: SHE'S MINE!
R: I'm the one dating her!
H: but she likes me
S: wrong, me
H: me.
S: me.
H: me!
S: me!!
HR: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT IT
N: ..me!
H: Not a chance in hell! Me.
R: Me! Bloody hell Harry!
S: Me.
HR: I want porn!
H: I got some.
HR: Ooh. Where?
H: In my pants.
R: No!! Mine.
S: Mine!
N: Ew.
S: Hermione who do you like?
HR: At the moment.. no one.
R: WHAT?!? I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND!
HR: you're point being?
H: told ya she liked me.
R: You all, she's mine, BACK OFF
HR: Ron it's my life, not yours.
R: so.
H: I knew it was me.
*silence*
N: Hermione?
HR: Yes Neville
N: Have sex with me.
HR: UHG I'm LEAVING! Wait.. Ron's where's your porn?
R: In my pants. I'll show you. *takes off pants* Look at this porn stick.
HR: Ew!!
N: That was gross, Ron!
H: Ron!!
HR: Ron!!
H: *licks Hermione*
HR: Oh that tickles.
R: HARRY STOP LICKING MY GIRLFRIEND
H: Alright alright
S: Can I?
R: don't even think about it you stupid twit.
S: Please?
H & R: NO!
HR: you all are nuts.
N: what about me?
HR: Nah you only asked me to have sex with you.
N: good.
HR: I was being sarcastic.
N: I knew that..
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[a.n :: wasn't that just wonderful? Lol read on!]
[a.n :: This is about Harry and his friends all writing on these enchanted pieces of paper. Sirus passed them to Harry. If you write on one sheet of these papers. The message you write will send to all of the other papers. So now that you know what's going on, Read on! ^__^ This es un tres amusant story! Lol have fun translating that.. it's french, oui oui, buh bye!]
[disclaimer :: No ma'am/sir, Miss PixiiStixii doesn't own any of these characters. They belong to Madame J.K. Rowling.]
:: you might wanna know this :: Harry = H Ron = R Hermione = HR Neville = N Seamus = S
// CHAPTER 1 [class :: Divination]
H: Hi what are you all doing?
R: what do you think.
H: Reading porn?
R: You're good
HR: Did I want to know that?
S: Porn? Where?
R: I have the only one magazine.
HR: Can I have it after?
R: Sure.
H: I want to have sex with Hermione.
S: No, I do!
HR: Shut up, you two.
N: What about me?!
S & H: SHE'S MINE!
R: I'm the one dating her!
H: but she likes me
S: wrong, me
H: me.
S: me.
H: me!
S: me!!
HR: WOULD YOU TWO SHUT IT
N: ..me!
H: Not a chance in hell! Me.
R: Me! Bloody hell Harry!
S: Me.
HR: I want porn!
H: I got some.
HR: Ooh. Where?
H: In my pants.
R: No!! Mine.
S: Mine!
N: Ew.
S: Hermione who do you like?
HR: At the moment.. no one.
R: WHAT?!? I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND!
HR: you're point being?
H: told ya she liked me.
R: You all, she's mine, BACK OFF
HR: Ron it's my life, not yours.
R: so.
H: I knew it was me.
*silence*
N: Hermione?
HR: Yes Neville
N: Have sex with me.
HR: UHG I'm LEAVING! Wait.. Ron's where's your porn?
R: In my pants. I'll show you. *takes off pants* Look at this porn stick.
HR: Ew!!
N: That was gross, Ron!
H: Ron!!
HR: Ron!!
H: *licks Hermione*
HR: Oh that tickles.
R: HARRY STOP LICKING MY GIRLFRIEND
H: Alright alright
S: Can I?
R: don't even think about it you stupid twit.
S: Please?
H & R: NO!
HR: you all are nuts.
N: what about me?
HR: Nah you only asked me to have sex with you.
N: good.
HR: I was being sarcastic.
N: I knew that..
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[a.n :: wasn't that just wonderful? Lol read on!]