[disclaimer :: As you know.. I do not own these characters.. J.K. Rowling does. The end, amen, r/r]



// Chapter 2 [class :: potions]





H: hey ron. you smell good i can smell it all the way from here. lets have sex later.

R: sure!

HR: sickos.

N: oh.. threesome

H & R: no!

S: threesome with me?

HR: ew.

H: Hermione would you like to join?

R: yeah!!

D: ME ME!

R: who in the hell are you?

D: the wonderful-beautiful-brilliant-draco Malfoy

H: Oh really?

HR: You all are so weird..

*silence*

HR: ok, I decided. I want to lick Draco's cock.

D: Good choice, Hermione. I want to lick your pussy.

R: She's my girlfriend, bloody bastards!

*hermione gets up and heads out of the class yelling to the teacher that she has to pee really badly*

D: woah was she serious?

R: If you fallow her you'll get jumped after this period

H: Yeah, I'll poison you in your sleep.

D: How will get to my room Harry?

H: Ever heard of a chainsaw?

D: oh..

S: I'm still going to kill him.

*Seamus runs over to Draco and starts strangling him*

S: ahee ahee ahee

H: Good job Seamus

*silence*

H: Hermione's mine

R: you wish

*hermione enters the room*

HR: Hi guys

H: I love you

D: I love you more

H: Draco aren't you dead?

S: no I do

R: I do the most would you all shut up!

HR: ..It's nice to see you too

H: Marry me

HR: excuse me?

H: haha I'm just kiddin

D: what about me?

H: Draco you're dead.

R: Get out of this convo you bloody moron!

D: Was that the wind I just read?

HR: You guys are so stupid you know that?

H: Hey I was only kidding!

S: Yeah and I'm related to Barney's mom.

H: are you really?

S: Wouldn't you like to know.



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