[disclaimer :: 'Arry Potter iz not mine. 'E juzt loves me tres tres beaucoup ^__^ il, et ils copains, belongs to mademoiselle J.K. Rowling]



// Chapter 4 [in their dorms]



R: Eh are you guys asleep?

H: No.. just thinking about your girlfriend

R: Go away Harry

HR: Hey guys!!

H: G'day Hermione ^__^

R: let's have sex

HR: maybe tomorrow

N: Harry stop jacking off I can hear you over here

H: =.=

R: yeah Harry.. do it quieter next time

H: be quiet goat sniffer

HR: Hey stop fighting!!

S: Hi, What's that rubbing noise guys?

R: ask harry

S: Harry what's the rubbing noise?

H: WHAT'S YOUR GUYS'S PROBLEMS!?

N: Ron you sniff goats?

R: long story

N: ohh

HR: Got any porn?

D: yes.

H: oh great it's the dead guy again

D: sniff my monkey Potter

H: I think I will

N: hahaha

D: that wasn't funny

N: I know

R: Ohh Draco! DRACO oh my, Don't touch me there

HR: oh dear

H: I KNEW MALFOY WAS QUEER

S: oh THAT was the rubbing noise!

D: that's bloody sick

*silence*

HR: I want some butterbeer..

H: SHE'S ADDICTED I TELL YOU

R: o_O

S: there's always butterbeer patches

HR: that's it I'm going to bed

*silence*

HR: Anyone got any porn?

R: come over here and I'll show it to you

H: go to sleep Ron

S: she loves me

HR: you know it Seamus

S: really?

HR: no

S: oh

*silence*

H: hahahaha

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