[a.n :: Alright I'll do a flying lesson since people want me to ^___^ lol this will be fun.]

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// Chapter 5 [Flying Lessons -part 1-]



S: Rubber Ducky you're the ooone

R: You make bath time lots of fuuun

H: Ron and Seamus, they are gaaay

S: Harry..

H: yes?

S: see this broom?

H: no..

S: well it's goin up your ass

*Seamus starts chasing Harry around the field*

R: Hermione?

HR: yes?

R: let's elope

HR: sure

R: Really!

HR: no

H: hahahaha SEAMUS WILL NEVER GET ME

N: I can't get off of the ground

R: I think you're doing a good job Neville

N: shut up Ron

*Ron starts flying around looking like he doesn't know where he's going and flies right into Neville and knocks him over*

R: hahahahahehehehe

N: Oww my bum

HR: I'll rub it for you

N: okay!

HR: if you get me butterbeer

R: will you rub mine for porn?

HR: sure!

H: I have a broom in my bum

S: ahee ahee ahee

R: oh that's very attractive Harry

F: Who is this?

SM: I'M SAM

F: Hi Sam!

SM: Hi Mister Frodo

S: what the hell?

D: That's frodo and Sam from Lord of the Rings

H: Draco get this through your head.. YOU ARE DEAD

*draco covers his ears*

D: I CAN'T HEAR YOU

N: hahahaha

H: that wasn't funny

N: I know

F: back to me and Sam

SM: who in the hell are you guys?

R: BLOODY HELL THIS CURLY HEADED MAN STOLE MY PAPER

SM: Oh no where's mister Frodo! I want a kiss

F: peeka boo!

SM: YAY

H: someone's a fag

HR: some stupid fat hobbit stole my NOTE PAPER! I will shoot the thing

*Hermione flies into Sam whom was hiding behind a mailbox*

R: I think Hermione killed him

H: hahahahahaha

S: I could've sworn I saw a little man running around the field waving his arms in the air

N: that was me

S: Ohh

H: Hey guys My-damn-Cooch wants us



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[a.n :: I haf to stop writing because I must go to school.. I'll write more after school though ^___^]