author : hehe orlando bloom wants to lick my cheek
audience person : really?
author : maybe..
audience person : that's what I thought
[disclaimer :: I love him, I love him, I love him and where he goes I'll fallow, I'll fallow, I'll fallow, sorry anyways J.K.R. own my precious baby [no not orlando bloom] but she owns HP!! Oh and the song I just sang is owned by uhm, the movie Sister Act! Lol that's a good movie ya know]
// Chapter 7 [class : potions again]
R: The sheep will get you Harry
H: really? Awsome
S: got any porn?
HR: Porn? where?
H: in my pants hermione
HR: can I have it?
H: sure *pulls down pants*
HR: how pretty!
N: That's odd
*silence*
N: I love you Hermione
H: would you like for me to beat your arse neville?
S: I love her more
R: I love her most
H: Teletubbies will attack you in your sleep
*Hermione leaves class to get her book she left in her dorm*
H: BLOODY HELL WHY IS SHE SITTING BY THAT CUNT SNIFFER??!
S: cool down you possessed grasshopper
H: NEVER! *looks like he's gone insane*
S: ron I heard you and Hermy broke up
H: *grin* is this true ronniekins?
R: maybe.. probably.. most likely...
H: YAY!
N: what did you say about teletubbies? *dies*
S: oh gosh Neville died
R: the sheep got him
D: oh so I'm a cunt sniffer?
H: yes ma'am
R: "My name is Draco Malfoy, and I like to drink from the toilet."
S: ahee ahee ahee
*neville resurrects*
N: the green teletubby ate me
R: that's nice
H: Malfoy why are you sitting by Herm?
D: because after class we're having sex
R: oh really?
*A speeding dinner roll hits Draco in the head*
R: wonder who did that *looks around everywhere a whole lot*
S: it wasn't me
H: no way seamus
D: That was a roll wasn't it?
R: dear god no! who'd ever throw a roll at you!?
H: no shit malfoy.
*hermione finally comes back*
HR: wonder what all I've missed!
*3 mins. later*
HR: you all have problems..
S: can I feel your boob?
N: No way these babies belong to me!
S: NOT YOU DR.TELETUBBY!
N: AHH THAT WORD *dies*
H: great seamus, you killed neville
R: blasted teletubbies
D: good class is over!
H: you have sex with her and you die malfoy
*neville pops back to life*
N: beware.. the candy canes with alcohol problems are everywhere.
R: damn them drunken candy canes
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what's going on with hermione and draco? Why did she dump ron? Will her and draco really have sex? Will the teletubbies attack Neville in his sleep?
Find out next time on *dun dun DUN* passing notes! *has a stroke* o_O -twitch-
audience person : really?
author : maybe..
audience person : that's what I thought
[disclaimer :: I love him, I love him, I love him and where he goes I'll fallow, I'll fallow, I'll fallow, sorry anyways J.K.R. own my precious baby [no not orlando bloom] but she owns HP!! Oh and the song I just sang is owned by uhm, the movie Sister Act! Lol that's a good movie ya know]
// Chapter 7 [class : potions again]
R: The sheep will get you Harry
H: really? Awsome
S: got any porn?
HR: Porn? where?
H: in my pants hermione
HR: can I have it?
H: sure *pulls down pants*
HR: how pretty!
N: That's odd
*silence*
N: I love you Hermione
H: would you like for me to beat your arse neville?
S: I love her more
R: I love her most
H: Teletubbies will attack you in your sleep
*Hermione leaves class to get her book she left in her dorm*
H: BLOODY HELL WHY IS SHE SITTING BY THAT CUNT SNIFFER??!
S: cool down you possessed grasshopper
H: NEVER! *looks like he's gone insane*
S: ron I heard you and Hermy broke up
H: *grin* is this true ronniekins?
R: maybe.. probably.. most likely...
H: YAY!
N: what did you say about teletubbies? *dies*
S: oh gosh Neville died
R: the sheep got him
D: oh so I'm a cunt sniffer?
H: yes ma'am
R: "My name is Draco Malfoy, and I like to drink from the toilet."
S: ahee ahee ahee
*neville resurrects*
N: the green teletubby ate me
R: that's nice
H: Malfoy why are you sitting by Herm?
D: because after class we're having sex
R: oh really?
*A speeding dinner roll hits Draco in the head*
R: wonder who did that *looks around everywhere a whole lot*
S: it wasn't me
H: no way seamus
D: That was a roll wasn't it?
R: dear god no! who'd ever throw a roll at you!?
H: no shit malfoy.
*hermione finally comes back*
HR: wonder what all I've missed!
*3 mins. later*
HR: you all have problems..
S: can I feel your boob?
N: No way these babies belong to me!
S: NOT YOU DR.TELETUBBY!
N: AHH THAT WORD *dies*
H: great seamus, you killed neville
R: blasted teletubbies
D: good class is over!
H: you have sex with her and you die malfoy
*neville pops back to life*
N: beware.. the candy canes with alcohol problems are everywhere.
R: damn them drunken candy canes
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what's going on with hermione and draco? Why did she dump ron? Will her and draco really have sex? Will the teletubbies attack Neville in his sleep?
Find out next time on *dun dun DUN* passing notes! *has a stroke* o_O -twitch-