I don't own Inu Yasha, and I don't own "The Book of Practical Cats."
Chapter 11: Inu Yasha's Not There
Human Inu Yasha kneeled by the river washing the mud out of his clothes. Shippou sat by and couldn't help but feel really sorry for him. He crawled over and asked, "Are you okay, Inu Yasha."
"I'll be fine, Shippou." He said huskily. He looked at the kitsune with puppy dog eyes. "Shippou, could you not tell Kagome about this?"
Shippou nodded. "Okay." It must've been very embarrassing for him.
Kagome sat down again. Now that she had struggled through math, it was time to struggle through English. She looked at the assignment. Write a poem about an interesting person. Kagome thought to herself, 'Look around you, you're sitting in an era where if a demon attacks a village, it's routine to everyone else!'
Suddenly the paper was snatched from a clawed hand. Demon Inu Yasha looked at it. Unfortunately, all of the book smart brains had gone to the human side, so he just said, "What's this about?"
"I have to write a poem about someone interesting." She said. Then she got an idea. She wrote at the top of her paper. 'Inu Yasha's not there.'
Demon Inu Yasha looked at the paper and was smart enough to know his name. He smiled slyly. "Ohhhhhh, so you're writing about me!"
"Youuuu, got it!" she said not even looking up at him. She had the title, now what did she fill the page with? She started chewing on her eraser then took it out because it was an unwanted habit.
Inu Yasha sat and leaned over her paper saying, ""Inu Yasha is a malicious demon, he's called the 'Bloody Claw.'
For he's the master criminal, who can defy the law. He's the bafflement of priests and lords, the exterminators' swords despair.
For when they reach the scene of crime, Inu Yasha is not there!""
Kagome looked up at him in shock. Since when was he a poet?? (AN: Since the writer started running out of time fillers! -_-) She wrote it down.
He smirked full of self pride. ""Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha, there's no one like Inu Yasha-sama.
He's killed every human being, from here to the land of Kian-ching.
His powers of sex appeal, would make a chaste nun stare!
And when they reach the scene of crime, Inu Yasha-is not there!""
Kagome blushed a little and frowned at some of his above lyrics. She just wrote this down and said. ""You may seek him in the forest, you may look up in the air, but I tell you once, and once again, Inu Yasha-is not there!""
Inu Yasha liked her addition, it made him sound fast and smooth! Then she said ""Inu Yasha is a dog demon, he's very strong and intense.
You would know him, if you saw him, for his eyes are red as sin. His brow is deeply lined with thought, his ears are short and pointed.
His kimono is dusty, his hair is uncombed.
He moves his head from side to side with movements, like a snake.
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always, WIDE AWAKE!""
(An: Cats is the weirdest broadways show I have every seen. This fic confirms that.)
Kagome said, ""Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha, there's no one like Inu Yasha!
For he's the king of manipulation, the monster of corruption.
We had him in a rosary trap, that no full demon could tap.
But when they reach the scene of crime, Inu Yasha-wasn't there!""
Inu Yasha laughed, "You're still thinking about that?!" then he said for the poem ""He's a hard core playboy now.""
""I know,"" Kagome said. ""He cheats, with Kikyo.""
Inu Yasha growled, "Don't write that down! I can't stand to hear that bitch's name!"
Kagome wrote it anyway.
Inu Yasha said, ""And his weak points haven't been found or discovered by any priest, or miko, or exterminator around.
And when the girls are screaming, not just from terror.
And the town, is being pillaged!
Or there's a screaming cry of agony!
And the church is destroyed past repair,
There's a wonder of the thing, Inu Yasha-is not there!""
Kagome wrote it down, ""Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha, there's no one like Inu- kun, there never was a dog demon or witch as evil or finds his job so fun,
He doesn't always have an alibi, and they die with despair,
What ever time the deed to place, Inu Yasha-wasn't there!""
Inu Yasha said, ""And they say that all the demon's will envy him and wish with all their gold, but they also fear his name! They all can look but do not touch, yet in the end they just get destroyed, by the Naraku of crime!
""Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha, there's no one like Inu Yasha-sama.
He's the demon of despair, the monster of depravity.""
Kagome sat there trying to figure out why his blood boiled at the mention of Kikyo yet he just compared himself to Naraku.
You may meet him at your death scene, but you won't see him fro to long. For when the bodies found then Inu Yasha's not there!""
Kagome clapped and wrote the last few lines down. Helloooooo, A+! Of course her teacher was going to think she was weird now, but-
Inu Yasha smiled and sat down next to her, "That song got me 'excited' if you know what I mean." He put his arms around her and she fought to keep him off. He made the mistake of not putting her under him.
"SIT!"
WHAM!
Kagome crawled away, "So much for your intellectual moment!" and she walked off to go find her back pack. She turned at the path to the village and she saw them standing by the hut, "Sango-chan! Miroku-sama! You're back!"
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Chapter 11: Inu Yasha's Not There
Human Inu Yasha kneeled by the river washing the mud out of his clothes. Shippou sat by and couldn't help but feel really sorry for him. He crawled over and asked, "Are you okay, Inu Yasha."
"I'll be fine, Shippou." He said huskily. He looked at the kitsune with puppy dog eyes. "Shippou, could you not tell Kagome about this?"
Shippou nodded. "Okay." It must've been very embarrassing for him.
Kagome sat down again. Now that she had struggled through math, it was time to struggle through English. She looked at the assignment. Write a poem about an interesting person. Kagome thought to herself, 'Look around you, you're sitting in an era where if a demon attacks a village, it's routine to everyone else!'
Suddenly the paper was snatched from a clawed hand. Demon Inu Yasha looked at it. Unfortunately, all of the book smart brains had gone to the human side, so he just said, "What's this about?"
"I have to write a poem about someone interesting." She said. Then she got an idea. She wrote at the top of her paper. 'Inu Yasha's not there.'
Demon Inu Yasha looked at the paper and was smart enough to know his name. He smiled slyly. "Ohhhhhh, so you're writing about me!"
"Youuuu, got it!" she said not even looking up at him. She had the title, now what did she fill the page with? She started chewing on her eraser then took it out because it was an unwanted habit.
Inu Yasha sat and leaned over her paper saying, ""Inu Yasha is a malicious demon, he's called the 'Bloody Claw.'
For he's the master criminal, who can defy the law. He's the bafflement of priests and lords, the exterminators' swords despair.
For when they reach the scene of crime, Inu Yasha is not there!""
Kagome looked up at him in shock. Since when was he a poet?? (AN: Since the writer started running out of time fillers! -_-) She wrote it down.
He smirked full of self pride. ""Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha, there's no one like Inu Yasha-sama.
He's killed every human being, from here to the land of Kian-ching.
His powers of sex appeal, would make a chaste nun stare!
And when they reach the scene of crime, Inu Yasha-is not there!""
Kagome blushed a little and frowned at some of his above lyrics. She just wrote this down and said. ""You may seek him in the forest, you may look up in the air, but I tell you once, and once again, Inu Yasha-is not there!""
Inu Yasha liked her addition, it made him sound fast and smooth! Then she said ""Inu Yasha is a dog demon, he's very strong and intense.
You would know him, if you saw him, for his eyes are red as sin. His brow is deeply lined with thought, his ears are short and pointed.
His kimono is dusty, his hair is uncombed.
He moves his head from side to side with movements, like a snake.
And when you think he's half asleep, he's always, WIDE AWAKE!""
(An: Cats is the weirdest broadways show I have every seen. This fic confirms that.)
Kagome said, ""Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha, there's no one like Inu Yasha!
For he's the king of manipulation, the monster of corruption.
We had him in a rosary trap, that no full demon could tap.
But when they reach the scene of crime, Inu Yasha-wasn't there!""
Inu Yasha laughed, "You're still thinking about that?!" then he said for the poem ""He's a hard core playboy now.""
""I know,"" Kagome said. ""He cheats, with Kikyo.""
Inu Yasha growled, "Don't write that down! I can't stand to hear that bitch's name!"
Kagome wrote it anyway.
Inu Yasha said, ""And his weak points haven't been found or discovered by any priest, or miko, or exterminator around.
And when the girls are screaming, not just from terror.
And the town, is being pillaged!
Or there's a screaming cry of agony!
And the church is destroyed past repair,
There's a wonder of the thing, Inu Yasha-is not there!""
Kagome wrote it down, ""Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha, there's no one like Inu- kun, there never was a dog demon or witch as evil or finds his job so fun,
He doesn't always have an alibi, and they die with despair,
What ever time the deed to place, Inu Yasha-wasn't there!""
Inu Yasha said, ""And they say that all the demon's will envy him and wish with all their gold, but they also fear his name! They all can look but do not touch, yet in the end they just get destroyed, by the Naraku of crime!
""Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha, there's no one like Inu Yasha-sama.
He's the demon of despair, the monster of depravity.""
Kagome sat there trying to figure out why his blood boiled at the mention of Kikyo yet he just compared himself to Naraku.
You may meet him at your death scene, but you won't see him fro to long. For when the bodies found then Inu Yasha's not there!""
Kagome clapped and wrote the last few lines down. Helloooooo, A+! Of course her teacher was going to think she was weird now, but-
Inu Yasha smiled and sat down next to her, "That song got me 'excited' if you know what I mean." He put his arms around her and she fought to keep him off. He made the mistake of not putting her under him.
"SIT!"
WHAM!
Kagome crawled away, "So much for your intellectual moment!" and she walked off to go find her back pack. She turned at the path to the village and she saw them standing by the hut, "Sango-chan! Miroku-sama! You're back!"
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